Chelsea Clinton Is A Married Woman Now!

A fixed marriage, clearly. By whom someone might say... well, the Illuminati because that's how those families do it. And clearly for another reason, but I'll be a sweetheart and not say it.

Peace.

Required reading for all Clinton fans:

http://etherzone.com/body.html

so very many 'suicides' and 'accidents' surrounding the Clintons!

@Tigerlilly on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 7:58pm.

yeah but blue/silver and red lips? she shouldve worn tons of more subtle colors...

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I think Rockland County people get pretty annoyed if you refer to them as upstate...haha. I think of "upstate NY" as anything north of Westchester and Rockland County. Orange/Dutchess/Putnam Counties count as upstate. Can any New York Dlisters weigh in?

I live in Dutchess County, (Poughkeepsie area) and if you are from the city or Westchester, we are considered "upstate". However, when I travel to visit my cousins in the Albany/Saratoga area, I call that upstate. Bottom line: seems to be that anywhere north of your location is considered "upstate", even when cities like Poughkeepsie are only about 90 minutes north of NYC, and cities like Syracuse are about 5 1/2 hours north of NYC.

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Florida's plates with the orange on them are cool. NJ's are boring, so on my old car, I got a jazzed up "Conserve Wildlife" one with a woodpecker on it.

Yeah, Florida's plates aren't that bad, but I absolutely hated living in that state. The summer all the time thing just wasn't for me (I need my seasons, and you take them for granted when you experience them all the time). And the crime? WOW! I thought NYC was bad. Not even close...

OH MY GOD Y0U FUCKING TARDKNOCKER, LET'S DISCUSS MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!

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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover

Bill Clinton is said(by fish who should know) to suffer from 'micro-meat', which is defined as less than 6 inches hard.

Discuss!

Chelsea was VERY unfortunate looking as a child, and as an adult she looks like a caricature of a real person, which is an improvement.

Hillary looks great and after Obama is through with his run, I am all for Hills in 2016.

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 11:36am.

As far as the Clintons not helping their niece-- how do you know they haven't and she's pissed it all away? Or that they've tried everything and she's beyond help? And let me tell you-- I have some rleatives that are just fucking white trash, who have been in jail and done the most awful things-- and the other side of my family is money grubbing and worshipping, and I don't really get along with any of them. so before you go criticizing the actions of others, get the WHOLE story.
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I can only assume that the Clintons have not helped their niece because this is an old story, that Inside Edition ran first a few months ago, but re-aired this past week of Chelsea's wedding...which sounds like she's still in the same boat. The Clintons don't give a fuck about ANYONE. Bill is part of that sick Skull & Bones shit and also a member of the Bohemian Club: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEaTKfd-IcY&feature=related (skip to about 50 seconds in...and ignore the David Icke BULLSHIT--this was the only video I could find that exposes both the Satanic Skull & Bones initiation and the Bohemian Grove idol worship).

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 12:30am.
@CSG: They're right here, yo, where he left them. And yes, there is definitely enuff room for more than a coupla hos in there.
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HOLY CRAP! Those things are huge, and according to all accounts the Clintons paid $15,000 to rent 4 - 6 of them. You know Bill had a huge party in a special one hidden on the back of the property.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 12:15am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 8:58pm.

This strapless look is so unoriginal.
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Finally back to the heart of the matter!

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Shit, ya got me!

I cannot wear strapless.

I always got somethin' up my sleeve! :)

Now I can't stop Don Henley songs in my head.

NURSE!!!!!!!!!

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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."

@CSG: They're right here, yo, where he left them. And yes, there is definitely enuff room for more than a coupla hos in there.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/26/chelsea-clinton-wedding-fancy-porta-pottie...

♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby

Forget the sleeves vs strapless arguments, where are the pictures of the fancy ass port-a-potties? I can't find them anywhere! And if MK says they're made for doing ho shit in, I gotta see 'em.

Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 8:58pm.

This strapless look is so unoriginal.
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Finally back to the heart of the matter!

♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby

my dress, at age 40, was a 1950's ballerina style number. i paid 10 bucks for it (from my own store), shoved it in a grocery bag and tucked it into the overhead enroute to the islands. no sleeves, but there is this fucking excellent fashion invention called a shrug. it came with one.

Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 11:29pm.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 8:58pm.
ITA, it's shcoking and weird.

A few years ago, I decided to try and find my "perfect" wedding dress on the internet, well, I went from David's Bridal to Carolina Herrera and everything in between, NO SLEEVES ANYWHERE!

I hate strapless, I would have to have sleeves of some sort. I like the 1940's style of wedding dresse, I guess I'd have to buy vintage or have it custom made.

This strapless look is so unoriginal.
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I cannot tell the difference between any of the designers except for color, since all the dresses look the same.

If I were younger, I would have gone with Liz Taylor's dress to Hilton. I thought that dress was beautiful, but definitely for a younger bride.
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Yes, I agree completely. However, when you think about it, those brides were in their late teens/early twenties because that's when they got married (at least for the first!) back then, and these days brides get married alot later for the most part and have no problem letting aging skin, fake boobs, backfat, hang out, so you can really have anything! :)

I'd probably go with a 3/4 sleeve with boatneck, pearls, lower back, slim but not tight, with a short train. Short veil. Ivory.

That's for myself.

I have always kidded since my 20's that I'll be forced to wear one of those horrible wedding suits, but now I've added a walker, since I've never married at this point!

Still, I could wear that dress I described above for awhile, it is pretty classic.

I loved Jackie O's dress when she married JFK, but VERY YOUNG, not for me. Same with Grace Kelly, in fact I did not like her dress.

Liz was great! :)
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."

Submitted by Hockey Fan:

“Who caused the mess? You do the math.”

Go back to school. Congress (the House) is responsible for the federal budget and can override Presidential veto.......Democrats controlled the House the last 2 years of Bush's presidency. Also, check CNBC videotape of Bush's DOJ representatives appearing before Barney Frank to raise the alarm regarding how Fannie & Freddie were opening the flood gates to sub-prime mortgagees.
Oh, sorry Lefty, you probably don't like fact based information. Liberals prefer to 'feel the drama and emotion' of hate mongering. Keep suckling on the 'party line' and the mass media because 'you can't handle the truth'.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 8:58pm.
ITA, it's shcoking and weird.

A few years ago, I decided to try and find my "perfect" wedding dress on the internet, well, I went from David's Bridal to Carolina Herrera and everything in between, NO SLEEVES ANYWHERE!

I hate strapless, I would have to have sleeves of some sort. I like the 1940's style of wedding dresse, I guess I'd have to buy vintage or have it custom made.

This strapless look is so unoriginal.
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I cannot tell the difference between any of the designers except for color, since all the dresses look the same.

If I were younger, I would have gone with Liz Taylor's dress to Hilton. I thought that dress was beautiful, but definitely for a younger bride.

If you want sleeves, you will have to make it custom made or go for the mother-of-the-bride. For some reason, only the mothers get sleeves. Not even the bride's maids get sleeves.

OMG, I went to one expensive wedding were the bride's maids wore black short dresses with cream shawls and parasols. I cannot tell you how tacky that wedding looked with..drum roll..purple and black mums for the bouquets! It was something out of the Addams' Family. Money can't buy taste, that's for sure.

WTF is Hillary doing with her HAIR?

Growing it out? Not a good look.

She should have put it up, she looks awful and ruins the pics.
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."

"Chelsea's father-in-law was in the slammer for perpetrating a Nigerian 419 black money scam. Her new hubby is a Wall St money man. This doesn't look promising to me...."

Actually, it sounds very promising to me. The Clintons have always been about the money above all else, so Chelsea is marrying into a family not very different than her own. They'll hang out with their Hollywood buddies and keep making millions while lecturing everyone else about not sacrificing enough to help the sick and poor. Whatevs. Chelsea is fug but looks happy and that's what counts.

cpg might chill a bit if she had some fun facts:

no 500 guests, just 400 (been to a bunch of weddings with 400 and even 500, sfw)

oprah not there

bill not president/hill not senator

they give to charities. a lot - time & dough.

>about the cost of the cake and such shit... receipts or affidavits PLEASE.

Oh, and her dress was simply GORGEOUS. No 40-ft train or 3-pound tiara or glitzy 5-pc jewellery set for this classy bride!

Chelsea's father-in-law was in the slammer for perpetrating a Nigerian 419 black money scam. Her new hubby is a Wall St money man. This doesn't look promising to me....

I will weigh in on the strapless debate to take the edge off my earlier posts. (I've also had a little Crown Royal.)
The strapless thing is just a fad that's lasted longer than it was supposed to. It's like the 80s dresses- you couldn't find anything without big poofy sleeves and a bow on the butt. When I got married in '94, The dresses were more streamlined and off the shoulder, but still I had the big bow on the butt (as the drag queen at my bachelorette party asked me over and over,"Does your dress have a big bow on the butt?"). My older brother and sister got married in the 70s and it was all about mint green polyester tuxes and thin polyester dresses with cap sleeves. Oh, and brides wore hats. Godawful, nasty hats. My dress for my brother's wedding was yellow gingham with eyelet trim. I was 15 and miserable.
There are some trends that just shouldn't come back. I don't want to see strapless for decades. It's toe-up.

Thank God I'm an agnostic

Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 8:03pm.
Submitted by pancho on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 5:30pm.

Can anyone out there answer me this question. Why has this strapless sleeveless style dress taken over the entire planet? And it has for sure - it began about 10 yrs ago & it's taken over in every country.

You see big fat girls wearing it & they look like squashed sausages. You see super skinny girls & they look like wire coathangers.

Straps, sleeves, necklines - where did they go??? That's what I've wondered to myself a billion times.
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Ain't that the truth? I HATE the strapless look! Yet that is all that is out there in brideville fashion. I am getting married this November and had to design my own dress. I am an..um..older bride and this look does not work for me. I looked high and low for a dress that was reasonably priced AND covered my arms. All I found were matronly mother of the bride wear OR the princess look like what fug had. I had NO options.

I liked an evening dress with lace/chiffon over silk by Alexander McQueen and had that made for me instead.

Can a designer come up with something else?

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ITA, it's shcoking and weird.

A few years ago, I decided to try and find my "perfect" wedding dress on the internet, well, I went from David's Bridal to Carolina Herrera and everything in between, NO SLEEVES ANYWHERE!

I hate strapless, I would have to have sleeves of some sort. I like the 1940's style of wedding dresse, I guess I'd have to buy vintage or have it custom made.

This strapless look is so unoriginal.
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."

The ugly duckling turns into a swan!

I've always liked her, she works hard and seems like a good person.

Good luck to them both.

I do think the dress is a little Vegas-y, I'm kind of surprised by that, but I've seen far worse.

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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."

I've always liked Chelsea. She's got more class in her little finger than the nasty Bush twins combined.

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I think one of the Bush twins is a teacher and the other works for an AIDS organization. I wouldn't consider that nasty.

I wish Chelsea happiness after the humiliation she went through from her parents' public antics, but she's not a saint. She and the husband work for hedge funds. Isn't Wall Street supposed to be evil these days?

Our son just left for his second tour in Iraq. The war is the fault of the fucking assholes who are STILL trying to wipe us off the earth. Times Square ring a bell?

This reminds me of couples,or women mostly, who can't think five minutes past the ceremony. You know the ones. They have every detail of the wedding planned, but when you ask them stuff like where they will live, how many children, etc. they're all, "Well, we haven't really talked about it." Ugh. All the money they spent on this wedding could have gone towards college funds or something else. Love the dress, though.

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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"

I do actually do wish them well...I happen to like Chelsea.

I'm sure Bill and Hilary were high five-ing each other right after the I doos. "YESSSSSSS! We did it!!!!!!"

Soon after Demi and Bruce were sitting there going "WHAT ABOUT TATER???".

I've always liked Chelsea. She's got more class in her little finger than the nasty Bush twins combined. I wish her a long and happy marriage.

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Submitted by pancho on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 5:30pm.

Can anyone out there answer me this question. Why has this strapless sleeveless style dress taken over the entire planet? And it has for sure - it began about 10 yrs ago & it's taken over in every country.

You see big fat girls wearing it & they look like squashed sausages. You see super skinny girls & they look like wire coathangers.

Straps, sleeves, necklines - where did they go??? That's what I've wondered to myself a billion times.
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Ain't that the truth? I HATE the strapless look! Yet that is all that is out there in brideville fashion. I am getting married this November and had to design my own dress. I am an..um..older bride and this look does not work for me. I looked high and low for a dress that was reasonably priced AND covered my arms. All I found were matronly mother of the bride wear OR the princess look like what fug had. I had NO options.

I liked an evening dress with lace/chiffon over silk by Alexander McQueen and had that made for me instead.

Can a designer come up with something else?

Submitted by chefcammi on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 7:10pm.
WHY IS SHE WEARING SO MUCH DAMNED MAKEUP?!?!?!

FAIL!
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She's trying to paint the fug a la Tori Spelling...Don't call it a FAIL until you see the bare naked fug...*shudders*...I SAY PAINT DA SHIT... (and yes, it's still a FAIL when the fug bleeds through the paint...but it's an A for effort...or a C-...or a FAIL...)

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

I'm sure someone already mentioned how evil her eyes look in the main picture with no visible iris part. If you stare at the eyes long enough you can almost imagine her head spining around ala the exorcist

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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?" -Enid

WHY IS SHE WEARING SO MUCH DAMNED MAKEUP?!?!?!

FAIL!

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Submitted by sushi on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by Hockey fan:

“YOUR dipshit president started has cost us BILLIONS??? Yes, BILLIONS.”
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I'm a moderate who hated Bush. I think he did oversell the war but people tend to forget about Bill Clinton's little bombing of Iraq. For years, many countries thought he was building weapons of mass destruction. Saddam also did not follow the UN sanctions either. The democrats supported the war and voted for it until it became such a mess and then suddenly they claimed to be duped.

Also, people want to blame Bush for the economy but fuck, is he the reason Greece is in the shitters? Iceland went bankrupt? Other European countries are headed that way as well.

And Obama's spending is out of control.
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Okay, so was Bill Clinton actually proven to have built wmd? Nope. And yes, the Democrats claimed to have been duped. Um....probably because they were? As were the Republitards that voted for it, too. Everyone was lied too, and people are dying because of it.
And I didn't say anything about Bush putting European countries in the shitter. I don't really know anything about them, but I would hardly blame Bush for that...God knows I want to, though.
LOL
As for Obama's spending...yep. It's bad. But we're climbing out of a mess and it's gonna cost money. Who caused the mess? You do the math.

Submitted by julesinSD on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 4:28pm.

“YOUR dipshit president started has cost us BILLIONS??? Yes, BILLIONS.”

BUSH went it alone did he?

^^^

Well, I didn't see anyone else in a fucking flight suit in front of a "Mission Acccomplished" banner, did you?

My point is that Dubya put it up for a vote. Yes, everyone voted for it. And hell, I even bought his bullshit. But when everyone started thinking about it and wondering whether or not going to war was the right thing to do, and when EVERYONE except dubya and dickhead cheney were convinced that it was a bad idea, well hell, by then, your Replublitards had made tons of money off the war. How? By investing their own money in Halliburton! Wow! They're brilliant, aren't they?

So of course they're not going to backtrack on their decision. Their official argument is to say, "Well, the Democrats voted for it, so it's their fault."

If you buy their bullshit, it's your own fault.

Submitted by julesinSD on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 4:28pm.

“YOUR dipshit president started has cost us BILLIONS??? Yes, BILLIONS.”

BUSH went it alone did he?

^^^

Well, I didn't see anyone else in a fucking flight suit in front of a "Mission Acccomplished" banner, did you?

My point is that Dubya put it up for a vote. Yes, everyone voted for it. And hell, I even bought his bullshit. But when everyone started thinking about it and wondering whether or not going to war was the right thing to do, and when EVERYONE except dubya and dickhead cheney were convinced that it was a bad idea, well hell, by then, your Replublitards had made tons of money off the war. How? By investing their own money in Halliburton! Wow! They're brilliant, aren't they?

So of course they're not going to backtrack on their decision. Their official argument is to say, "Well, the Democrats voted for it, so it's their fault."

If you buy their bullshit, it's your own fault.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 3:44pm.

I did NOT have sex with that woman.

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I simply allowed her to blow me.

I don't see why everyone has such a problem with this!

Funny but I don't see Monica Lewinsky at the wedding!!!

I have a strict no-clothing policy for the four-footed posse, but I have to admit those pups look cute in their formal finery.

I wish Chelsea & Marc all the happiness in the world.

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"Heinous fuckery most foul, lad. Heinous fuckery most foul." ~~Christopher Moore

Can anyone out there answer me this question. Why has this strapless sleeveless style dress taken over the entire planet? And it has for sure - it began about 10 yrs ago & it's taken over in every country.

You see big fat girls wearing it & they look like squashed sausages. You see super skinny girls & they look like wire coathangers.

Straps, sleeves, necklines - where did they go??? That's what I've wondered to myself a billion times.

Now Chelsea looks fine in it, very pretty & a nice shape & all - but - there are many other styles that would've looked nicer on her. Anyhoo mazel tov to the happy couple.

Why is Chelsea so skinny now?? It makes her even more unfortunate looking.

Submitted by Hockey fan:

“YOUR dipshit president started has cost us BILLIONS??? Yes, BILLIONS.”
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I'm a moderate who hated Bush. I think he did oversell the war but people tend to forget about Bill Clinton's little bombing of Iraq. For years, many countries thought he was building weapons of mass destruction. Saddam also did not follow the UN sanctions either. The democrats supported the war and voted for it until it became such a mess and then suddenly they claimed to be duped.

Also, people want to blame Bush for the economy but fuck, is he the reason Greece is in the shitters? Iceland went bankrupt? Other European countries are headed that way as well.

And Obama's spending is out of control.

Jesus, CandyPerfumeGirl. Take a Midol or something. You have no idea at all how much these people give to charity. I don't either, but I'm not going to ASSUME that they don't!
That said, does the fact that they spent that much on a wedding really affect you at all in the slightest? Ok, security for the two politicians...they have that all the time anyway!!
I frankly just don't care how much someone spends on anything as it does not affect me. Why get bent out of shape about it? My sister and her husband spent quite a bit for the cover band for their reception. It's more than i would ever spend on something like that, but so what. Am I never supposed to spend money on something like a vacation b/c there are people who can't afford to go on vacation?

I, too, am annoyed by Mrs. Patrick Campbell. It's not amusing and neither are the nasty comments about women.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 3:44pm.

I did NOT have sex with that woman.

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I simply allowed her to blow me.

I don't see why everyone has such a problem with this!

:)

♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby

Okay. Someone married her. And he doesn't look inebriated or under the influence of anything else.

Can people stop with the "she's American royalty" bullshit now?

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Submitted by Hockey fan:

“YOUR dipshit president started has cost us BILLIONS??? Yes, BILLIONS.”

BUSH went it alone did he?

BUSH had the vote of the MOTHER OF THE BRIDE
and BOTH Houses of Congress - go look up the precious DEMOCRATS who voted for war - Besides…Barry will CONTINUE the war - you were too stupid to actually believe him when he said he'd end the war - he has no intention of ending the war - we just won a HUGE $$$ contract on Friday to continue the WAR so you can shut the fuck up - we get paid either way and one thing we know…
Barry is good for the WAR business - and we are making BANK off him as President - so all you liberal assholes can go SUCK it.

Congrats to Hilary and Mark, srrsly. *raises glass* Here's to hope and love.

(I understand they knew each other since childhood). *toasts*

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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan

@Dog You are wrong about Mrs. Campbell being a teenage boy or a teenage anything. I'm not necessarily a pop culture expert, but I know OLD when I see it, when I hear it, and when I read it. I am talking Tony Randall on What's My Line old. Green Stamps old. Rich Little old. I mean the stereotypical manner one expects of an old-fashioned queen. I think these days the two orientations, straight and gay, are sort of melding together, one group appropriating characteristics of the other. I think Mrs. Campbell's style is not of the 21st century, or even of the last part of the last century. I think this kind of gay went out in the mid-80s. Unless as an object of ridicule, I'm not sure it belongs here.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 3:44pm.
Of course not. Eatin' aint cheatin'.

I did NOT have sex with that woman.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 2:10pm.
That's tragic.No wonder you have the blues.My theory is dogs are the most trustworthy companions. Love does not stop human beings from inflicting all sorts of misery on each other; in fact those we love are the most likely to harm us. (terrorists,murderers and rapists aside.) The bond between dogs and humans is pure. Dogs don't lie to or insult their companions.

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 2:42pm.
Your description of IT is too kind. Maybe IT uses voice recognition software. Typing with carpal tunnel syndrome is difficult -excessive masturbation can cause that. IT sits on a rubber ring to protect an anal fistula, ( caused by frequent use of anal plugs, dildoes, and male prostitutes) screeching lines from _The Boys in The Band_ . Sweet cocktail with a rainbow painted paper umbrella in one hand, testicles in the other.
*shudders,fights off urge to vom*