Sunday, August 1st 2010

Lisa Simpson Got Married Too!

This is what a Simpsons episode called "Lisa's Future" predicted back in 1995. It goes without saying that Millhouse quietly weeped in the tree house during the ceremony. And Homer passed out into a sugar coma on top of the wedding cake after he drained the chocolate fountain.

You know what else this invitation says after I stare at it for a while? P.S. - YOU'RE ALL OLD!

SPOILER ALERT: Lisa doesn't actually get married in the episode. Shit goes wrong. But that doesn't mean you still can't wear your always elegant piggy cufflinks in honor of Lisa's would-be wedding day.

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Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by will.i.am on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 5:35am.

Simpsons got shit after 1998. The older episodes are amazingly clever humoured and quick witted.

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Agreed. I have seasons 1-9 on DVD. I re-watched season 10, and the magic was just gone.

This was a great episode though. My favorite was when the robots would cry and their heads would start on fire.

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Simpsons got shit after 1998. The older episodes are amazingly clever humoured and quick witted.

Great episode, i loved it and the simpsons is just awesome : )))

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Maggie was always my favorite... luv her forever.

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Okay, seriously, MichaelK is making me feel like Methuselah today. WTF!!

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I LOVED this episode! Gosh, I am old. This episode was the Golden Age of the Simpsons. I bet they never thought they would be on the air in 2010.

Oh, this reminds me of Rick Springfield's Human Touch video where the computer says it is 2016 A.D. That is only 6 years away!

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Kadoooze to Lisa!

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Since my name is Lisa I feel I can comment.

Awww... is anyone else scheduled to marry today? If I were Chelsea I would have waited till August 1st all because of this!

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The difference between Chelsea Clinton and Lisa Simpson is that one's father is a tubby, half-witted, amoral cartoon character and the other's is Homer Simpson.

Badda bing.

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Speaking of Millhouse. Anyone remember how Millhouse is drawn without his glasses? If so, check out pics of Adriana Lima's husband, Marko Jaric.

Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 2:03pm.

Where have you been? Its been long established that Morgan Mayhem is Lilo. And Poppa Slurpoff is Paris Hilton.

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I will not be ignored Dan! The musical interlude.
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OMG Lisa Simpson is already of marrying age. Way to feel old. Of course, being that I was born on the year the Simpsons premiered and that Lisa was 8 at the time (and perpetually) that means that she's indeed 8 years older than me, but... still.

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That does make me feel old. *Booze* I was watching the Robert Stack unsolved mysteries yesterday, that made me feel older.

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 2:10pm.

Filthybitch, you filthy bitch! How dare you say BloHan does meth! She's just hyper!

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I know, I'm totally a bitch for even suggesting it.

Bet Dina is preparing a statement right now...
"My child is NOT addicted to meth, and these so-called "professionals" that have supposedly diagnosed her should lose their license because they are clearly just picking on her because this is UNTRUE."

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 08/01/2010 - 2:03pm.

Folks, I admit to owning a t-shirt, it has Homer snoring in a chair with empty beer cans, pizza boxes and donuts on the floor all around him and it says AMERICAN IDLE in big letters.
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That's cute. =)

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According to this episode, aren't we supposed to be driving around in hover cars right about now?

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That was from back when The Simpsons were good, right (seasons 1-7)? Lisa marries an Englishman, right?

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Filthybitch, you filthy bitch! How dare you say BloHan does meth! She's just hyper!

*wink*

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I wanna be MK's Best Man! It will give me an excuse to wear a Tuxedo. Always classy. Help me Cary Grant!

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I just saw this epi again the other day. It's one of my favourites!

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This is the open post, right? Ok, thanks...

So,

TMZ is reporting Lindsay is going to be treated for addiction to meth and bipolar disorder.

Can we put these blind items to rest now? Lindsay is Morgan Mayhem.

http://uk.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b138178_blind_vice_morgan...

http://uk.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b144988_open_letter_morga...

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Folks, I admit to owning a t-shirt, it has Homer snoring in a chair with empty beer cans, pizza boxes and donuts on the floor all around him and it says AMERICAN IDLE in big letters.

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D'OH!

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Future imperfect.

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I want to be MK's flower girl!
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I remember this episode, although I wonder if the date isn't photoshopped. You often see that kind of thing on the Internet (obvi). Plus, Chelsea got married yesterday - July 31st. Meh.

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LOL today is so 80s-90s! love it!!!

Coma Caca!
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Michael K has marriage on his mind!! You would make a pretty bride MK.

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THANK YOU MK!!!!

Yeah, I be old, but I love it!!!

MTV (The good one), Neverending Story, The Simpsons (When they were good)...All good things that helped shape my pop culture eye. I love Dlisted.

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*blank stare*

I have never ever watched even one inch of Simpsons footage.

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