Afternoon Crumbs
That poor peensicle has chlamydia now - The Superficial
Things I could've gone my whole life without seeing: Avril Lavigne's nipple - Egotastic!
George Clooney and Brad Pitt are M&M wasters - Lainey Gossip
Gay Fish's former fin fluffer is in a bikini - Hollywood Tuna
People are still taking Ashlee Simpson's picture (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Boner killer: Tom Hardy's "I've done dudes in the past" comment might have been taken out of context - Towleroad
Mel Gibson has always been a monster. Allegedly. - Celebitchy
How much Ecstasy was involved in the making of this video? - The Chive
Kate Beckinsale must love the feeling of doggy mocos on her nose - Popoholic
Why am I not getting the tingles from the sight of Johnny Depp's nipples? Should I see a doctor? - Popsugar
Dawson got married! - Just Jared
Dennis Rodman came out of a serious car crash with no injuries. No, this is not referring to those pictures of Dennis with Tara Reid last week. He was in a for real car crash - ICYDK
Kate Gosselin's old possum is now living a life of pampered luxury - OMG Blog
Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough are still doing it - Holy Moly!
No jail time for Charlie Sheen. Maybe. - I'm Not Obsessed
Kelly Ripa eats - Hollywood Rag
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Sorry aliana.lohan I thought she was Italian. I just figured that was the whole story line of that show (I've never seen it) She doesn't even look human so I believe you. She does look pregnant however or else she has some kind of health issue.
That Amber Rose thigh tattoo is horrible. Just looks like black blobs...
Ever since homosexual tinymeat brad pitt started visting homosexual george clooney at lake como the locals have renamed the lake: Lake Homo!
According to wiki: In June 2009, Van Der Beek's representative confirmed that the couple had separated in April after almost six years of marriage;[10] and on November 20, 2009, Van Der Beek filed for divorce.[11] Their divorce was finalized on March 31, 2010.[12]
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Is Kate Beckinsale wearing a scrunchie??
Gay Fishs' fluffer has a smokin body!
Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 6:06pm.
It said Dawson was divorced 6 years ago! Thats long enough to mourn although Id never get married again! I smell another divorce settlement!
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The article reads his wife of 6 yrs just reached a settlement agreement...I think they were married for 6 yrs not divorced 6 yrs ago...
Please God don't let her be pregnant. The world can't handle any more orange hobbits.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Not to pat myself on the back, but while some where praising Tom Hardy for being so confident to admit the obvious, yours truly said that statement was loaded with caveats and wasn't impressed.
Now you can see he's just full of shit. He loves the peen but won't admit it.
White(?) trash person licks dicksicle in hopes that it functions as a homeopathic remedy for her 6th pregnancy. Let's hope she avoids another post-coathanger infection.
"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness." - Jack Handey
Johnny Depp may have peaked.
Submitted by CORNDOG on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 3:59pm.
Does that Itralian girl look pregnant or is her liver growing to the size of Kansas? She has some kind of barrel body going for her.
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she's not italian
Hey Johnny....*plays porn music*
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
I don't care about what that article says, Tom Hardy will always be a hot steaming pile of manlove as far as I'm concerned. There's nothing you can do to change that, nothing!
I'm sorry to say this but that damn Popsicle looks like a dildo!
It said Dawson was divorced 6 years ago! Thats long enough to mourn although Id never get married again! I smell another divorce settlement!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Snooki looks pregnant and dear god I hope not because if one thing in this world does NOT need to reproduce it is that thing!
I notice these starlets with an eating disorder eat for the cameras to prove to the world they do not have an ed all do it the same. They open there mouth real big and stick there tongue out. Ive seen Nicole Richie do that and one other chick not as famous, dont recall who. Why bother to even pretend?
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Sayonara on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 5:12pm
Just keep reminding yourself her fame won't last long. Her only job experience is getting drunk on camera. She never went to college. She'll spend all of that $30,000 on Cadillacs and hair products and then 10 years from now she'll have nothing. She'll be teloling anyone that will listen how she used to be on MTV.
Didn't Dawson just dump his wife? How the fuck is he already remarried and having a kid? And Dawson is Jewish?
I can't believe that Snooki is getting paid $30,000 an episode. What a shame!
N.Y...Jersey...Philly
Snooki is fucking gross, and should not be doing anything to attract attention to her disgusting mouth.
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
Ah, Snooki. The gift that keeps on giving. Kinda like herpes.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Snooki is such a fucking schmuck. I wish people would ignore her.
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I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go --
I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
- Dan Fogelberg
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 3:42pm.
And wasn't Dawson divorced like 2 minutes ago and he's remarried already?
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Really, now! And with a baby on the way. Yeah, and when he and the first wife split up a couple of months ago, it was "amicable," my ass.
I am disgusted with myself for thinking Avril has an nice ass. Can't stand the poser.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Um, obviously Angie sucked the hot out! DUH!
Lilo has been replaced on that Linda Lovelace movie:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-replaced-on-linda-lovelace-f...
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
Fuck, I have the same bathing suit as Avril Lavagina. And it's from Target, y'all.
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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS'I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"
Does that Itralian girl look pregnant or is her liver growing to the size of Kansas? She has some kind of barrel body going for her.
Has the fake mugshot of Snooki's fake arrest surfaced yet?
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Why does Johnny Depp look like a skinny sumo wrestler? Did someone suck some hot out? I am waiting for his Dark Shadow movie. I'm not going to see The tourist unless its for free.
Oh hell no. Who sucked all the hot out of the Depp????????
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
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he's just so not into her......
http://www.popsugar.com/Pictures-Garner-Afflecks-Weekend-9711727?page=0,...
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
What Americans call an opposum, we here in Trinidad call a manicou. It is by far one of the grossest animals you can find. It eats dead chickens and hangs around from trees in the middle of the night looking all creepy.
I had the bad experience of walking outside in the middle of the night once and seeing two of them hanging and chillin' out like it was nobody's business. That's the fastest I ever ran to the house. My mouth fell open when I saw this mental broad give this animal a pedicure... :o
I want to flush the ravers in the video down the toilet...
And wasn't Dawson divorced like 2 minutes ago and he's remarried already?
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'' The Master would not approve! ''
Sorry but I can't even click any of these right. now because I'm still so fucking churned up over that whore Jizzhell and her moronic ramblings.
Fuck you, too, Tom Brady, you big hamburger-headed jerkoff. Just for walking away from a class-act like Bridget for this insensitive piece of trash.
I do not care if Johnny has gotten a little soft. He's still 10000000000% fuckable.
Johnny's gotten a little chunky, but needless to say, I still would.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb