Tuesday, August 3rd 2010

UPDATE: Meare Kat Reunited With His Rightful Owner

The most anticipated reunion since Celie and Nettie happened in Suffolk the other day when Meare Kat, a recent inductee into the Hot Slut Hall of Fame (or is it Shame?), was back in the arms of his owner, a 3-year-old boy named Ned. Everybody play "Reunited" on their Playskool Xylophones!

Meare Kat's real name is Bubba Cat, and Ned left him in a teashop in Suffolk last week. The teashop's owner started a Facebook campaign to find Meare Kat's real home and the rest is happy ending history. Ned's family read about Meare Kat's Facebook page on the Daily Mail.

Ned's mama je'e' told Metro UK, "Ned has two favourite toys, Bubba Cat and Big Cat. I bought them when he was born and he cuddles them from morning till night. He’s distraught when he’s without them. We had been searching for Bubba Cat since he went missing - I did buy him a new cat but he wanted his old one. He knew the difference."

While Ned and Meare Kat say hello again, you can say goodbye to the bags under your eyes you developed after not sleeping one second from being worried as fuck about Meare Kat's future. Although, maybe this isn't Meare Kat at all. Maybe that shady pussy Daniel Tiger Cat pulled a Don Draper and assumed Meare Kat's identity. I never trusted that bitch. Back to not sleeping!

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tharuffian's picture

that happy lil shining face says it all. every kid needs a bedraggled stuffed critter to love, out of 3 kids, we only had one lost in a hotel on vacation and the hotel actually fedexed it back to me.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by thegobbler on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 11:49am.

God, I wish someone had started a fb campaign when MY kid lost his special stuffy. TWO YEARS later, he still asks for "Biscuit."
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AW! I'm sorry that happened! If I find him - I'll let you know:)

♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby

johnnysgirl's picture

D'awwwww. What a cute kid, he's so happy :D. And Meare Kat is a lot smaller than I thought.

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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK

Carpe Diem's picture

Awww, he's the cutest little boy ever!
I remember one time my neice lost her baby doll. O_o We just about had like a three hour search party for it. It was awful!!!

Run and tell that homeboy.

God, I wish someone had started a fb campaign when MY kid lost his special stuffy. TWO YEARS later, he still asks for "Biscuit."
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Blahfrickinblah's picture

What proof did this kid give that the cat was his? I bet he just flashed a little smile and they ate it all up. Suckers. They got scammed by a toddler.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

oops, wrong thread

I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!

WTFOMGLOL's picture

awwwwwww...now the little rugrat doesn't have to rub his runny nose on his sleeve no more ..

my frozen block of ice of a heart just thawed a tiny bit ..

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You're my wife now Dave !

El Bastardo's picture

Don't lose it again you little shit!

vidz's picture

Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 10:09am.

Submitted by vidz on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 9:34am.

@cappy

I love it whenever Mk uses "the colour purple" reference.

Dlisted iz kultchurred y'all!
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TEAM KULTCHURRRRED woot!

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My eyes nearly bled, spelling that out, but it was worth it!

I can't wait for MK to drop douchefag Lit bombs like "post-modern" and "Kafkaesque" on us.

Also, don't think the baby gives a shit about meare kat. He might as well have thrown it at the cameraman's face. And MK (Meare Kat, duh) is TINY! The tea shop owner clearly had too much time on her hands.

Team Kultchurred!!!!!!!

Submitted by vidz on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 9:34am.

@cappy

I love it whenever Mk uses "the colour purple" reference.

Dlisted iz kultchurred y'all!
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TEAM KULTCHURRRRED woot!

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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan

AW THAT'S ADORABLE! thanks for the anecdote for a sucky Tuesday, MK

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vidz's picture

@cappy

I love it whenever Mk uses "the colour purple" reference.

Dlisted iz kultchurred y'all!

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Bitch please!

Rhoda's picture

He looks so happy to be reunited with bubbacat!

SWEET!

Even my jaded, snarky self loves this story.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 9:07am.
Submitted by ESE on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 9:03am.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 9:02am.
Submitted by ESE on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:59am.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:57am.
OMG, the sweet thing is so small! I thought Meare was big!
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it stuffs!LOL!

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You ain't right in the head. ♥
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never claimed to be!!.. heeheeehee!!

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I just love a feel good story.

ESE, don't you DARE touch that! LOL!
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but, butt(heehee!)... alright, i leave it alone!LOL!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Dog's picture

Submitted by ESE on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 9:03am.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 9:02am.
Submitted by ESE on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:59am.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:57am.
OMG, the sweet thing is so small! I thought Meare was big!
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it stuffs!LOL!

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You ain't right in the head. ♥
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never claimed to be!!.. heeheeehee!!

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I just love a feel good story.

ESE, don't you DARE touch that! LOL!

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 9:02am.
Submitted by ESE on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:59am.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:57am.
OMG, the sweet thing is so small! I thought Meare was big!
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it stuffs!LOL!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You ain't right in the head. ♥
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never claimed to be!!.. heeheeehee!!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Dog's picture

Submitted by ESE on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:59am.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:57am.
OMG, the sweet thing is so small! I thought Meare was big!
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it stuffs!LOL!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You ain't right in the head. ♥

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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.

http://www.modestneeds.org/

madam s.'s picture

Ahhaha snowpiece,

I do fear that Bubba should avoid being tumble dried at all costs.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:57am.
OMG, the sweet thing is so small! I thought Meare was big!
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it stuffs!LOL!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Dog's picture

OMG, the sweet thing is so small! I thought Meare was big!

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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.

http://www.modestneeds.org/

snowpiece's picture

LMAO @ you fools, that thing is going to disintegrate into a pile of grey fuzz in about two months! Bubbah is not long for this earth!

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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK

Where's Breakdown? Wanna see if the "Celie and Nettie" reference put a smile on his face. *smiles to MK for that*

hey everybody

Bubba cat back home bitches! Never let go, Ned, never let go!

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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan

madam s.'s picture

*squeal!* I love Bubba Cat although I'm surprised how wee he is. He was photographing larger as Hot Slut for some reason. If that boy grows up and ditches Bubba he has a heart of coal.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:39am.
Such a sexy baby.
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only you.. you sick, twisted(yet creative!) sonofa!!.. HAHA!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

snowpiece's picture

LOL SUCKAY!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK

will.i.am's picture

Then puberty hits and he doesn't give a shit about it anymore.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by The New Improve... on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:29am.
I'm off to a job interview
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good luck, Wyle E!!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Chirio's picture

Ned should sleep with one eye opened.

Coma Caca!
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suckandfuck's picture

Such a sexy baby.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

snowpiece's picture

Submitted by I heart Natalie on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:32am.
That's not how you hold a fucking teddybear... Meare Kat Means nothing to this little ingrate. Somebody needs to call teddybear protective services, and quick.
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LMAO!!! Ned probably didn't even breast feed the poor cat!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK

Fucking_Classy's picture

Awww, that was nice of the tea shop owner!

When I was little, I had this small pillow I called Mimi (don't ask) that was always really fucking dirty, and I wouldn't let ANYONE wash it. One day my parents thought it was so nasty the shit was dangerous, so they cleaned it up. They said I spent the three next days sobbing "YOU WASHED MIMI! WHY DID YOU DO IT??"

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islandgirl's picture

Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:33am.

I loves happy endings.
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You and my husband. :P

I loves happy endings.

islandgirl's picture

The New Improve... on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:29am.
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Good luck!!

I heart Natalie's picture

That's not how you hold a fucking teddybear... Meare Kat Means nothing to this little ingrate. Somebody needs to call teddybear protective services, and quick.

The New Improved Wyle E's picture

"you can say goodbye to the bags under your eyes you developed after not sleeping one second from being worried as fuck about Meare Kat's future."

Thanks MK! I'm off to a job interview and with that to pep me up I know I can do nothing but SHINE!

Muahh!xx

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Wyle E

"Seeing Naomi attack wannabe models will make my cunt cells explode," MK.

mike's picture

Meare Kat is smaller than I imagined. Or that's a big-ass toddler.

lifeislikecake's picture

lol ESE!!! love it!

islandgirl's picture

Cute. My kid once lost one of his Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles (Donatello, I think) and it was not pretty. I found it in our laundry room, but by then he was 22 and heavily into the smack.

I KID!!! It was jenkum. :)

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

i call "scam artist"!!!... that toddler has shifty eyes!!... i think he's angling for a reality show featuring the stuffed animal... heartless bastard

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Dame Chupacabra's picture

yaay.. that was one sad looking cat when he was in the sand box! my heart went out to him! yaay for Bubba Cat and Ned *waving hands in the air to reunited*

zomay's picture

Well this is a happy ending.

If my daughter lost a toy in public, she would be stomping and yelling with tears. She keeps a tight inventory on all her crap. I don't know how 4 year olds remember so much.

Okay, everyone have a great day..

chefcammi's picture

aaaaawwwwwwwww.. :)

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