Morpheus Is Not Pleased
Laurence Fishburne isn't exactly skipping through the set of CSI while proudly holding a copy of his 19-year-old daughter's debut porn movie. Don't expect to see a "My Kid Fucks Better Than Your Honor Student" bumper sticker on Laurence's car anytime soon. In fact, Laurence found out about his daughter selling snatch on camera the same day we all did.
Montana Fishburne, who is going by the porn name Chippy D, tells TMZ, "[My dad] is very upset. I heard that he's mad at me but I haven't spoken to him yet. I feel pretty confident that I can work things out with him. I think he wants to support me in everything I do, and though he sees this now as a negative, I believe in time he will view it as a positive."
Morpheus has every right to be madder than fish grease at this bitch. Shit, I'm mad at her for listing Kim Kardassian as one of her role models. The broken toilet my mom uses as a flower planter in her backyard would make a better choice for a role model.
But importantly, I'm mad at her for going by the name Chippy D when she was given the perfect porn name ever. Sound it out. FISH-BURN. This bitch! Chippy D sounds like the nickname of a chunky chipmunk from the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie who has big dreams of becoming a hip hop star but his lisp keeps getting in the way. Just no.
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First, the Porn Star Name Generator saddled me (!) with Exotica Rugmuncher. Okay.
Second, I understand that most parents would be horrified at this. That being said, I wouldn't be. It's a job, and somebody's got to do it. There's a lot of criticizing porn stars, but nobody wants the porn industry to come (!) to a screeching halt so let's just deal with it.
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If your dad is famous Im sure he has a gazillion connections in the industry. shes using this porn as an excuse for her slutty ways
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This is the second post about this desperate ho in less than a week. She's is in a video about making a porn, but where's the fucking porn? Not that I want to watch it - couldn't give a wet shit - but this story is total BS. She wanted publicity and she's getting it. Aint America grand.
It's too bad she decided to take this route. She looks pretty in this picture. She should have just asked her dad to get her a job.
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Mel Gibson wouldn't let his daughter dress like that!
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Montana? More like Idaho..
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Meliss you are funny 'ho uself.
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Chippy D? Really? If she wants my money, she better become Chippy DP real fucking fast.
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YES, Natalie...you found da' joke!
I swear this sounds like a Blind Item.
(Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 10:55am.
...And she's not a special case, either, considering that in the UK and other countries the average age people have sex for the first time is 12....
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Submitted by Datura on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 11:31am.
I read maybe 10 years ago that the average age for girls to start having sex was 17, and for boys 16. I can't imagine twelve being average. I don't want to imagine it, anyway.)
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Yes. You read it maybe 10 years ago. I'd be willing to say that over the past extra sluttified decade that the average age kids start having sex has lowered significantly. And I'd say not just in the UK, probably every Westernized counrty.
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Aint no cellphones in '69 man, I'm head to toe legit.
I blame Kim Kumtrashian for this!
Submitted by Echo27 on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 2:59pm.
Chippy D? What the fuck. I would be pissed at my daughter for being in a porn, but if she chose that name I'd beat her ass. It's sounds like a new ice cream sandwich at Dairy Queen or some shit.
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For. REALZ. WTF is Chippy D? OMG so bad...
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"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Did anyone ever bother to tell this girl she does not need to fuck on camera for attention?
Chippy D? What the fuck. I would be pissed at my daughter for being in a porn, but if she chose that name I'd beat her ass. It's sounds like a new ice cream sandwich at Dairy Queen or some shit.
I just can't even with this.
This girl is an idjit and Laurence has only himself to blame. It's obvious he never spent a moment teaching his daughter a damn thing. Her mom too but especially him as the MAN in her life growing up. ...damn, or as an actor even....I mean, she doesn't even know the difference between a 'leaked' tape and porn. That's just sad.
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"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Grrrrrrr, I am so angry!
So, all the hard work, dedication, determination-in-the-face-of-adversity, perseverance, vision, and sacrifice of all the women throughout history who brought about suffrage and equal rights for women...and THIS is still what young women aspire to: to fuck on camera for attention. WHAT THE FUCK??????????
You stupid little bitch! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
If she were my daughter, my heart would break into a thousand bits, then those bits would shatter into millions of specks. There is no coming back from that kind of hurt.
If Kim Kardashian is her role model she has bigger problems than her father's approval.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
No Chippy, your father may never see this video as a positive.
Chippy D? WTF!
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
She is beautiful, even with the cleft palate scar, but that icky interview with that steroid idiot showed her staring blankly at the wall, so even if she gets the publicity to get a reality show, her personality looks too flat to have one. Wait, Rachel Zoe has a reality show, doesn't she? Nevermind...Way to go famewhore!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bXlOJkA824&feature=player_embedded#! (Only to be watched on mute)
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if you want to pop your pussy on the train tracks, more power to you. But don't try to pass it off as something more than popping your pussy on the train tracks. -MK
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Here's an idea for "Clefty P" to try...how about putting out a DVD of you reading a book and getting an education so you can actually provide something of value to society.
I think she could sell more of those than to showing off her snail to strangers. The alternative is falling off a cliff with a samurai sword.
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wtf makes this dumb twat think that a fuck film is the cum key to her success?? aside from Heather Hunter (who was gorgeous) and a few bruthas with huge dicks, it's common knowledge that black porn stars pretty much don't exist, much less go on to fame and fortune. Miss Kim's smut allure is that she has a huge ass and only fucks black men. what's this little moron's trick? and no, being Laurence Fishburne's daughter ain't quite gonna do it!
Her father must be mortified. I turn 19 in december and I could never even imagine doing something like that. My mum would kill me! Hahaha I never had a father figure in my life and I turned out fine. :] If she wanted fame she should have asked her father's actor friends for help landing roles. She will not get any respect by being a porn star. This bitch needs a hobby or to go to school.
Chippy D.?
LOLOLOLOL
Now do you believe me when I tell you Reality tv is pretty much the end of civilization???
She's a moron. She picked the wrong Kardassian to emulate. The beastly Khloe didn't do a sex tape, did she? I hope not, at any rate.
Chippy D? Really? If she wants my money, she better become Chippy DP real fucking fast.
Yer fink ? Don't hold yer punches bitches, say wot yer fink. This is daddy here saying wot he finks of this slutteroo ! http://bit.ly/au0ToB
For those asking about her nose situation...
Looks like a fixed cleft palate.
She's a moron for doing this AND embarrassing her father in this way.
Don't worry in twenty years she'll release a book about her youthful indiscretions.
Just saw the close-up picture on TMZ of her face and she has very mild scarring from what looks like cleft palate surgery;it would explain her nose looking "off". The sad thing is that if she hadn't done the porno no one would have noticed her nose in the first place unless they were part of her inner circle.
Submitted by menyc on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 12:04pm.
My favorite porn name is Joan Plowright. and Girth Brooks.
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I ~heard~ there was a male porn star called Axl Hose.
I don't understand any man who would beat off to her porn considering she has her dad's face.
I think Paris and Kim really got famous from their sex-tapes because they LOOK like high-class whores. They can model and entertain people in other ways than their shitty sex tapes. This girl can't and she'll be gone in 6 months.
maybe she needs $ to fix that nose situation
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Hey, Fuckpants McGee... The reason that shit worked for KK is that she kept it all on the downlow and THEN got to act all horrified when it was "leaked". Announcing you're dickhumping on camera in order to get famous is just pathetic.
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I may be wrong, but it is my understanding that "chippy" is a slang term for prostitute.
FFS, her dad is a famous actor and it's not like Hollywood has something against nepotism. Grab those coat-tails and keep your clothes ON.
My favorite porn name is Joan Plowright.
and Girth Brooks.
One has to wonder, how well you can do making a sex tape when you look exactly like your father, Laurence Fishburne. If she was really smart and entrepreneurial, she would have asked Daddy to make one himself, release it, and see how it did. We’re sure it would elicit a similar response, or gag reflex.
anyway, let me go back to gagging this afternoon....
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/08/its-time-to-see-montana-fishburn...
Fucking_Classy OMG WTF with her nose!!!
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"Why doesn't anybody think of the sluts?!!!" MK
my old boyfriend told me he lost his virginity at 12. I couldn't believe it when he said it..said it was "some girl". He became a heavy cocaine user and died from an overdose right after he turned 40. 12 is way too young.
Actually this whole situation makes me think of the movie, "Less Than Zero", where Jami Gertz's character only talks with her parents from opposite sides of their bedroom door.
My pornstar name is Trixie Serpentine. I like it.
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I'm sure it's already been said but:
You know what's better then doing porn in order to crack into the movie business? Telling agents you're Laurence fucking Fishburne's daughter.
I rarely feel bad for the hollywierd, but I feel for him. No parent wants to see this happen to their kid. And what's worse, you make all the right choices in your career so that your idiot offspring can come along and humiliate you 20 years down the road? Not cool.
This may have been posted already.
How close of a relationship does she have with her father if she didn't -- or couldn't -- tell him about this movie before it became public knowledge?
BTW: This reminds of the sub-story in Lethal Weapon 2 (?) where Danny Glover brags about his daughter's acting debut in a commercial only to find out that it's a condom ad -- by watching it because she didn't tell him beforehand.
BTW: This reeks of a bad publicity stunt.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 10:55am.
...And she's not a special case, either, considering that in the UK and other countries the average age people have sex for the first time is 12....
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I read maybe 10 years ago that the average age for girls to start having sex was 17, and for boys 16. I can't imagine twelve being average. I don't want to imagine it, anyway.
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 11:10am.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 11:03am.
Ha! That, and she reminds me of some of my old clients that seemed to function normally with everyday stuff but when they had to do critical thinking it was complete FAIL, more so than the average teenager.
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Yes, I'm beginning to think that she has a percentage of retardation. That coupled with the fact that she easily influenced does not make for a good combination.
And I just crack up when MK calls him Morpheus... I just imagine him examining the DVD with his arms folded behind his back and with barely contained rage :D
Or did Mr. Smith have to force his eyes open for him to look at it while he was chained to a chair?
If Larry would have pulled out a pair of scissors and snipped off his daughter's clitoris when she was born, none of this would be happening right now.