Gisele Bundchen Would Like To Clear Up The Whole "Breastfeeding Law" Thing
Remember how Gisele Bundchen said that mothers who don't breastfeed their babies should be shackled and thrown into prison for the rest of their lives? And remember how you drove by Gisele's house last night and threw out a titty balloon full of spoiled milk with a note attached that read "Breastfeed on this so your bitch ass can shut up already!". Remember that? If you don't, you should go suckle on a bottle of Ginkgo, because this happened yesterday so your memory might be going. But I'm disgressing all over the place again!
Gisele went on her blog last night to clarify the "there should be a worldwide breastfeeding law" comment she made to Harper's Bazaar UK. Gisele wrote:
My intention in making a comment about the importance of breastfeeding has nothing to do with the law. It comes from my passion and beliefs about children. Becoming a new mom has brought a lot of questions, I feel like I am in a constant search for answers on what might be the best for my child. It’s unfortunate that in an interview sometimes things can seem so black and white. I am sure if I would just be sitting talking about my experiences with other mothers, we would just be sharing opinions. I understand that everyone has their own experience and opinions and I am not here to judge. I believe that bringing a life into this world is the single most important thing a person can undertake and it can also be the most challenging. I think as mothers we are all just trying our best.
The next time Gisele doesn't LITERALLY mean something, she should use the word LIT-TERALLY in front of it so we know not to take her statement seriously. Chupa knows what I'm talking about:
I literally want to a pass a worldwide law to literally force Chupa Zoe to literally never say the word literally again.


She should do her interviews in her native tongue, so shit doesn't get twisted.
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I realized English is not Gisele's first language, but English speakers (non-native, native) need to realize that literally still as meaning. Perhaps some dinosaurs could clear up the misconception. http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1207
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Oh good gravy...
She needs to just open the Gisele Bundchen School for Kids Who Don't Read Good and Want to Learn How to Do Other Things Better, Too and be done with it.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 1:44am.
Can't these women do anything with moderation? It's like with Madonna, Jolie, Paltrow, etc.: first they are all about their careers, selling themselves and their sexuality. Then all of a sudden they see the holy light of motherhood and they want to start saving the world. I've been a mother for some seven years now, and even though my kid is by far the most important person in my life the whole process didn't change the core of me. Same beliefs, same value system, still a stumbling idiot.
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I love your honesty. And you are so right about the "holy light of motherhood." jebus,these celebs just slay me. So you spawned something. Shut the fuck up already! Women do it all over the world every FUCKING day. My ex and I chose not to have children, b'c we both weren't sure and we decided that if we wanted to later on, we'd adopt. But we didn't, and I ended up being a stepmother to four teenagers. Talk about hard!! Motherhood is the hardest and most thankless job there is. Bar none. But people do it every day, and you celebs are nothing but wastes of space and oxygen, acting like no one but you has ever done it before (*sends a side eye shank to that whore Angelina*). Just STFU, already. Been there, done that.
I literally like want to stab her in the face.
Literally.
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 10:26am.
Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 9:58am.
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LOL! Yes - perhaps the best thing is for SOMEONE to stop typing dlisted.com into their browser.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
File this under "Who the fuck cares what this watery tart says."
Regardless of what she meant she just needs to shut up. So you had a baby, big fucking deal. Around 11,000 babies are born everyday, you are not special. You are breastfeeding, good for you. That does not make you special or entitled. It just means you don't buy formula and your boobs will be huge for a year. Nobody cares. We have our own kids we are raising, we don't care about yours.
pfft Gisele, REAL moms make cheese out of their breastmilk and feed it to their younguns:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/nurse_made_JQlMRBr5ZgO6iD07...
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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:25pm
yes but as humans we dont see a problem with drinking another species milk? Even cows wean their young, but not us- we just keep on a'drinkin it.
just sayin.
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drove by Gisele's house last night and threw out a titty balloon full of spoiled milk with a note attached that read "Breastfeed on this so your bitch ass can shut up already!".
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STFU Gizz, and babble your uninformed idiocy to that retarded cave-man you married.
Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 9:58am.
Perhaps celebrities should stop giving interviews altogether, so that bitches who have nothing better to do wouldn't pick on every single word they say and expect them to deliver any kind of Truth...
I don't know what would be of Dlisted and the sad bitches who are here all day to point fingers at everything, though. Perhaps they would go into bitching withdrawal?
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Interesting observation. So, it is better to point fingers at the finger pointers? Yes, that is a much better use of one's time.
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Jizz is a dumb shit and should really stop talking all together. Nothing she says ever leads to anything good. Oh, and she is a man-stealing, homewrecking whore. But Tom Brady is a douchenozzle and I can't STAND him, so whatever. They probably belong together.
FUCK THE PATS!
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Perhaps celebrities should stop giving interviews altogether, so that bitches who have nothing better to do wouldn't pick on every single word they say and expect them to deliver any kind of Truth...
I don't know what would be of Dlisted and the sad bitches who are here all day to point fingers at everything, though. Perhaps they would go into bitching withdrawal?
i think someone should send the dumb bitch the meaning of literally
I am going ahead with the big STFU you horsefaced bitch. Who the hell ever determined YOU should be any kind of model should be shot. I personally know the STRUGGLES with breastfeeding. This bitch need to keep her mouth in the feeding bag where it belongs.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
and BTW I just had the misfortune of hearing Chupa speak and it's an advert for not moving to L.A. I've seen deeper raindrops. ...Lit........dont go there
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Giselle is such a sancta moanie arse bitch. She gets on my nerves far more than Fishsticks. Fishsticks at least knows what its like to lose a parent or have post natal depression. Giselle just swans about with her plastic nose going on about how we should all behave without the bank balance to support it. I DO believe in Breast is best but not everyone has the luck to support that.
Maybe women who lose their boyfriends to supermodels who are in the middle of their pregnancy have someting to say about having their childs parent taken away.. FUCK YOU GISELLE
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Chupa and Nicole RItchie could LITERALLY be mother and daughter!!!
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Bitch please!
Can't these women do anything with moderation? It's like with Madonna, Jolie, Paltrow, etc.: first they are all about their careers, selling themselves and their sexuality. Then all of a sudden they see the holy light of motherhood and they want to start saving the world. I've been a mother for some seven years now, and even though my kid is by far the most important person in my life the whole process didn't change the core of me. Same beliefs, same value system, still a stumbling idiot.
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:25pm.
My mother in law, for example, prides herself on never wanting to breastfeed her 4 children, and is trying to convince whoever is pregnant that they shouldn't do it as "we are not cows". She thinks she's all modern and shit, I think she's stupid.
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Haha! I think it's pretty funny. Honestly, I don't know how I'd respond to that. I don't think I could without being really rude. LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
AAAGGHHHH I can't stand people who use literally when they mean figuratively. Biggest pet peeve
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:23pm.
amen!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:50pm.
i'm still kinda amazed anyone would listen to a clothes hanger... go into your closet and ask a tie rack what the lottery numbers are... ask a shoe rack what the best route to the grocery store is... you'll get about the same expert answer
True. She is not being paid for her brains. Only her tall thin body.
She followed up one stupid comment with an even stupider one. Way to go.
Rachel Zoe is a barren as the Hills. Her poor husband.
I've only watched those spoofs of Chupa, so I never knew she actually talks like that. She actually does that thing where she pauses half way through every word with more than one syllable, like she has to take a second to remember how it ends or something. Haha!
Submitted by kacky on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 9:52pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:23pm.
I did totally the opposite. I was a smarty-pants before I had a kid, THEN I realized that maybe I didn't invent it after all.
I was the same way. Everything I had planned on before my daughter was born ended up being the opposite afterwards and some of it was out of my hands so my ass got in check.
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I literally don't care and literally cannot believe I read this whole thing, literally.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:23pm.
I did totally the opposite. I was a smarty-pants before I had a kid, THEN I realized that maybe I didn't invent it after all.
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Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:19pm.
Giselle has a very teeny tiny little brain.
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That's very interesting after beaker's bitch's post....to consider what kinda teeny tiny little brains came up with the bright ideas for those headlines too.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
Question: Why would anyone ask a model her/his opinion about anything? I don't want to see Joyce Carol Oates or Christopher Hitchens in a thong, and I don't care what Gisele Budchen has to say about parenting, the national debt, or the possible dissolution of the European Union. Just sit there, shut up, and look pretty.
I ignored Giselle's rants but listened to that incredibly obnoxious Chupa Cubra....she is ssuucchh a bbiittcchh LITERALLY!! Damn, girl read a book and expand your vocab!!! dayum...
she is NOTTTTTT CUUUTE. ew. seriously.
for some odd reason, i literally want to fuck chupa zoe. irregardless, i would pull, out so as not to reproduce with her. she can unthaw some donated sperm one of yous guys sold after a night of debauchery at some frat party back in college. ANYWAYS (plural)... seriously, i would literally rather fuck zoe than jizzelle. zoe looks like a dirtier little slut. so, i imagine we'd have more in common.
i haven't dropped a drink all night.
i'm still kinda amazed anyone would listen to a clothes hanger... go into your closet and ask a tie rack what the lottery numbers are... ask a shoe rack what the best route to the grocery store is... you'll get about the same expert answer
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I love it when new baby mama's start running off at the mouth about how to do shit. You want me to stop and listen about how to raise my daughter? Talk to me when you have at least a ten year old under your belt, then maybe you'll have some knowledge worth fucking sharing *eyeroll*
She was just stating an opinion, but for someone who has been doing interviews for a long time now, she should know better than to just spat out whatever nonsense she wanted.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:23pm.
I HATE how some (please notice I said SOME not ALL) women turn sanctimonious and holier than thou when they have a kid. The whole "I'm a mother" entitlement. Some people don't want kids, some people choose not to have them for environmental-society-is going-to-hell reasons, some people can't physically have them, some people can't afford adoption...there are so many reasons. She is an entitled dumb twat. Childless women tend to get more scorn than unwed teenagers popping them out for those checks.
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A friend of mine showed me this blog called SavvyAuntie (http://www.savvyauntie.com/) - it's for people who either can't or don't want to have kids, but who love the kids in their family/circle. I enjoyed reading some of the conversations going on there about the choice not to, how people react to it, how society reacts to it, the tactless shit people say, etc. It's good to know that there are forums for this now - hopefully it's a sign that the choice to be childless will go mainstream and lose the stigma.
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
@KOKO wtf are you talking about? Did you not get the memo that once you become a mother you can walk on water, bring people back from the dead, and feed hundreds with a few fish and a couple loafs of bread?
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
"Becoming a new mom has brought a lot of questions, I feel like I am in a constant search for answers on what might be the best for my child."
- Might I suggest putting it up for adoption? Better yet, call Brangelina.. I hear they're shopping for a new bebe.
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Submitted by Ray-z on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 7:42pm.
I can't stand people who don't use the word 'literally' in the proper context. I'm also irritated by people who say: irregardless, unthaw, yous and disorientated.
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In defense of the word "yous" (or, "youse"): English does not have a word for the plural form of "you." Most other languages do. We got shafted on that one. So people who instinctively (and rightly) felt that there SHOULD be a word for it made up "youse" and "y'all." I use both almost daily and I is collidge edumacayted.
Seriously, it's a natural progression that makes sense. Language usage is constantly in flux, constantly evolving. Words are coined every day. tens of thousands (actually, more) English words exist solely because William Shakespeare made them up. Don't get hung up on that shit. Have some peen! <----- Is "peen" in the dictionary? >GASP<
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 8:23pm.
I agree with that statement 100%
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Just read the whole thread with the original post about her comments, I don't think she meant anything about women not being able to breastfeed, but rather about those who don't even want to try it because they think it's degrading & nasty.
My mother in law, for example, prides herself on never wanting to breastfeed her 4 children, and is trying to convince whoever is pregnant that they shouldn't do it as "we are not cows". She thinks she's all modern and shit, I think she's stupid.
I think that's what Gisele is referring to. And also about the benefits of it in terms of health and stuff.
I HATE how some (please notice I said SOME not ALL) women turn sanctimonious and holier than thou when they have a kid. The whole "I'm a mother" entitlement. Some people don't want kids, some people choose not to have them for environmental-society-is going-to-hell reasons, some people can't physically have them, some people can't afford adoption...there are so many reasons. She is an entitled dumb twat. Childless women tend to get more scorn than unwed teenagers popping them out for those checks.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Giselle has a very teeny tiny little brain. Just the fact that she has to go back and explain away what she said proves it all. That and also saying she feels that Tom's son with Bridget is 100% hers, like he is a pocketbook or something. Tom should be horribly embarrassed for marrying such a dickweed.
I googled "Gisele Bundchen breastfeeding" to see the uproar elsewhere. The article titles started with CNN saying "Gisele Bundchen: Breastfeeding Should Be A Law" and another saying "Gisele says Breastfeeding Should Be Mandatory" down to "Gisele Bundchen Demands Breastfeeding Law!", lol.