Wednesday, August 4th 2010
Wino Cleaned Up!
Earlier I posted a few pictures of the former Crackie of Camden Amy Wino looking like she just rolled herself out of the sewer after unsuccessfully wrassling a gang of drunk rats for the last drop of sweet nectar in a Jim Beam bottle. Even the homeless crackheads were passing her a few dollars from their daily earnings.
But it's a new damn night in London, because here's Wino standing upright and showing off her rent-to-own titty balls at the opening of a new bar with her boyfriend Reg Traviss. Yeah, at the opening of a bar.... I guess officials in the area should let every park bench know to brace themselves just in case.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 1:56am.
Two water mellons on a smelly ironing board
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Bawahaaaaaa.
And half a nip makes its appearance as well. Ah, those sneaky nips! Always wanting to hog the spotlight.
Still looks like she took advantage of the open bar, but Im very impressed, she looks really good, Im sure she showered for the function and put on her best black dress, great shoes though, see WINO there are other shoes besides ballet slippers. And these looks really good on you, your legs look nice.
I hope you straighten yourself out!!
At least your nails are clean but they are atrocious. Very bad manicurist, or did you do them yourself Ms. Wino????
Girl is passed the fuck out...damn!
How in the world did she snag such a hottie boyfriend???
That's the worst boob job ever. And even more hilarious, Wino thinks she looks hot.
Submitted by caribbeanchic on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 5:50am.
Dare I say that I'm digging her boyfriend's swagger. He is kinda cute and he seems patient O.o (We all know he needs that)
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Dare I say that I'm digging her boyfriend's swagger. He is kinda cute and he seems patient O.o (We all know he needs that)
Can I also mention that I can never get over the tags MK attaches to his posts? "Beautifulest"???!!! I love it!
Are there nude photos of the 'boyfriend'?
We sense the presence of sizemeat.
Discuss!
Those tittay balls are NOT approved!
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Two water mellons on a smelly ironing board. My guess is that she is at no risk to be flocked. Why is talent always given to idiots? The last time I sang out loud our dwarf parrot fell backwards from it's stick. If I had a voice like hers, I would be endlessly appreciative, so next time, God, please choose me.
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Try as she might to be a badass (and she will clock you for no reason, to be sure), I get a desperate, clingy Jessica Simspon vibe from this chick. Why else would she latch on to Blake or this clown?
No matter what she does she still looks dirty to me. Just Like Britney, they always look greasy, smelly and unkempt.
@Hangover cures
Back in the day when I had a hangover I would drink Berocca. It's vitamin C&B type tablets that dissolve in water. Can buy them at the supermarket. I'd take a couple before drinking. Then a couple more during the night (out partying) and then a couple more when I got home. I swear by it. It ALWAYS made me feel better. Stopped that queasy, nauseous feeling. And helped with that awful throbbing headache.
Brittania from rock of love?
cuz girls who drug up themselves to make bad decisions are better than girls you have to drug to make bad decsions, because you can’t get arrested for the shit.
My feeling about this is that she kind of likes him, but the way she looks at the camera in the last photo, she is thinking about someone else.
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The ugliest legs ever.
My gaydar says he is the ghey and perhaps Tom Hardy's man. I think he is using Crackhive strictly for publicity since paps and cheezy UK tabloids are always nearby 24/7 waiting for her to tweak out on camera.
Look at that insufferable smirk on her face. "Look at me, I have a greasy beehive, stamp tramps and rocklike bolt on boobs. You're all jealous of how great I am!"
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
When this dirty whore dries up and goes away forever - we'll be better for it.
Why even give this utter piece of white trash ANY Press.
A disgusting tatted up crack head pig!
I can't stand that insipid smirk on her stupid face in the main picture...and those ridiculous tits are asinine.
So over this bitch.
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Can't wait for the 5 AM after pics. Isn't she a musician or something?
It's OK while you are young, but I have lived in Florida and have seen my share of boob jobs on 70 year old women...sad, just sad.
Cleaned up yes, if that means that her nipple is hanging out.
jazzfish, where do you get your avvies? It seems like it's the same body in all the photos. Well, whoever it is, she has a beautiful body, all smooth and tight. I'm jealous.
Rock them rockhard titties, Amy! Rather have you addicted to body fakery than crackery.
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Those tits are ridiculous. I am so over this crackhead.
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She always looks like someone gave her some sedatives and is trying to hold her upright...can she even walk on her own?
At least she's not wearing those goddamn ballet flats.
She looks...almost presentable?
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Some couples look hot when making out or hugging. These two not so much. Hey, but at least she is happy.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 8:19pm.
Team BOOO! Fake tits. Hate 'em.
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Fuck, I thought I was alone in that department. Hate the look of them (I can always tell they're fake) and the feel is such a turnoff. It reminds me of ladyboys. If you've got tits naturally, no matter how small, why mutilate yourself? I also always feel like the girl isn't very self-confident and worries too much about other people...
That said, I wouldn't kick a hot girl out of my bed just because of fake breasts.
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"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." - Emo Philips
@jazzy agreed! I have never seen a fake booby that I didnt know was fake. I have no qualms about asking a chick if her boobs are real or fake. Im shameless like that. Surprisingly when a chick asks another chick they are pretty open for the most part, I have only had a few times were I got a dirty look and they walked away and called me a bad name.
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
charlie you stay sweet. 'nites
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Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 8:02pm.
My wife is a sweet beautiful saint dear and I really don't drink that much. I've cut back a whole heck of a lot. I am extremely knowledgeable on the physical effects of alcohol and the laws surrounding DUI's and especially on alcohol withdrawal and DT's. I will go off for hours and tell anyone who will listen about the dangers of driving with ANY bac and how deadly alcohol withdrawal can be. But I will spare you that tonight. You are a precious baby. Time for the old man to go to sleep. Nighty-night.
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Awww Charlie... if only you were a young gayelle!
*Swoons*
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"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." - Emo Philips
Team BOOO! Fake tits. Hate 'em.
Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 8:02pm.
My wife is a sweet beautiful saint dear and I really don't drink that much. I've cut back a whole heck of a lot. I am extremely knowledgeable on the physical effects of alcohol and the laws surrounding DUI's and especially on alcohol withdrawal and DT's. I will go off for hours and tell anyone who will listen about the dangers of driving with ANY bac and how deadly alcohol withdrawal can be. But I will spare you that tonight. You are a precious baby. Time for the old man to go to sleep. Nighty-night.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 8:02pm.
My wife is a sweet beautiful saint dear and I really don't drink that much. I've cut back a whole heck of a lot. I am extremely knowledgeable on the physical effects of alcohol and the laws surrounding DUI's and especially on alcohol withdrawal and DT's. I will go off for hours and tell anyone who will listen about the dangers of driving with ANY bac and how deadly alcohol withdrawal can be. But I will spare you that tonight. You are a precious baby. Time for the old man to go to sleep. Nighty-night.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
God those tittay balls are tragic, if I ever walk pass this junkie I would tell it to her jacked up face. No matter if you got tits you still looking hard bitch, stay home!
Hangovers are prevented by constant drinking. In any case, her date reminds me of a young Rupert Everett.
Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 7:42pm.
Well if you are anything like me it is usually 8 or 9 o'clock on a tuesday or wednesday morning when i'm getting loaded so I don't know how much I can eat before that unless I load up the night before. And then I'm pissing in landwhale's 1982 pink pump in the closet that she can't get her foot in anyway.
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Charlie, two things:
1) Doesn't your missus get pissed at you for drinking so much? Or is she like you?
2) Nothing wrong with getting drunk every once in a while, but if you have too much of it you'll die, and then who the fuck will entertain me when I'm bored at work??
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"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." - Emo Philips
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 7:42pm.
Well if you are anything like me it is usually 8 or 9 o'clock on a tuesday or wednesday morning when i'm getting loaded so I don't know how much I can eat before that unless I load up the night before. And then I'm pissing in landwhale's 1982 pink pump in the closet that she can't get her foot in anyway.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Good for her. Now, stay that way!
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 7:31pm.
Fucking Classy, I'm gonna footnote you too, 'k, in my little blue mixing guide. See, you guys are corroborating what I've heard over the years. Only thing i've done was the aspirin, heavy breakfast and sleep.
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The good doctor recommends 2 charcoal capsules and a large glass of water after a night of drinking & before bed to alleviate the symptoms of a hangover.
For Voracious Ravenous-itis, I prescribe a package of Cadbury Cake Bars followed by an e-flat tuning fork applied to the left elbow.
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her face looks a little puffy botox-ee.