Vintage Jakey Gyllenhaal
The hair says: MasterCuts Sunday afternoon special.
The glasses say: Picked out from the designer section at LensCrafters.
The smirk says: "I will remind the teacher that our homework assignment is due today."
The whole thing says: "Did you know a human head weighs 8lbs?"
Reese Witherspoon is going to kick herself in the chin when she sees this, because this is what her child with Jakey could've looked like!