Afternoon Crumbs
I knew Boo Boo was a bottom! And John Travolta just bought a ticket to Yogi Bear after staring at this poster - Warner Bros
Sophie Monk and Hayden Christensen were in the same car together. Do with that what you will - Lainey Gossip
Bar Refaeli giving us a tour of fugly bikini after fugly bikini - Egotastic!
You mean to tell me that Tila Tequila hasn't already done midget porn?! - The Superficial
Another day, another pointless Lindsay Lohan photo shoot - Hollywood Tuna
Sigh....and sigh. I guess a shark didn't eat Parasite Hilton in France because she's back (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Oh, Squinty Zellweger just keeps her lemons in her bra - Popoholic
Every time I go to the ice cream truck I only see screaming kids and memaws trying to haggle for a Pink Panther Pop - Towleroad
Methinks Tara Reid hasn't been riding shot gun in the wagon for a long ass time - Celebitchy
KITTENKITTENKITTENKITTENKITTEN - The Chive
This is exactly how every night in the Cruise house plays out - Just Jared
No Kidman juice for Julia Roberts - Popsugar
Jessica Simpson is still going on about her body - I'm Not Obsessed
Legendary robot Mary Hart is leaving Entertainment Tonight after 29 years - ICYDK
The only bookmark you need: Antoine Dodson's new glittery home on the web - Crunk + Disorderly
Mike Tyson only did The Hangover so that he could suffer a million more hangovers - Hollywood Rag
Kittens never fail! - Cityrag
Enrique Iglesias' nekkid water skiing stunt is a total boner killer - Popbytes
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Entertainment Tonight is STILL on?
The white kittie is cute but a major portion of all white cats with blue eyes are deaf. All white cats with one blue eye tend to be deaf in the ear on the side of the blue eye.
http://www.vet.cornell.edu/fhc/askdr/deaf.htm
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
What is it with gay men and pets?
That is a PEDO bear poster of the year!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 6:48pm.
Well it's quicker than putting her on a show called Dancing with Landmines.
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Poo that would be sooooo much more amusing though!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 6:10pm.
Mr M., I copied and kept it to show to someone else. If I post it here I think the Mod might moderate ME! *shockyface*
Thanks Dog! I think I caught the gist of it from another comment. You are tooooo good to me!
*hugs Dog and hangs ironing board on Male Dog's side of the bed*
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 6:28pm.
Really why do people want to shoot Blohan?
Well it's quicker than putting her on a show called Dancing with Landmines.
Sorry but I don't see a "story" on Julia Roberts' face. She has no lines on her face, she gets botox or fillers, and she has a lip implant or something, her lips have no shape and haven't changed in size in years.
Really why do people want to shoot Blohan? Every face is exactly like the face before. Mouth is open dead coke eyes staring! Nice to see they put the younger Blohan in the mix, pieces fall together why Mommy Blohan and Sissy got her on the pipe she must have been to fat to model!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 6:23pm.
Tila Tequila is not long for this world, I'm afraid.
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Don't tease me, Whiskey!
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Tila Tequila is not long for this world, I'm afraid.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
So Julia Roberts lineless forehead has nothing to do with botox? Or is that the way of pretending you've never had anything done because you deny having 1 procedure and not others?
Mr M., I copied and kept it to show to someone else. If I post it here I think the Mod might moderate ME! *shockyface*
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Tara Reid looks just like what I imagine Lindsay Lohan will look like in 2.5 years, except Tara isn't as cunty.
Waaahhh! I missed Missy Johnathan C. Frank's hit and run splash of haterade for the day. He won't be back tho...he likes to piss in the corner and then run away. Then he sits and masturbates to the responses.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
"Great things come in Bears" -- in 3D?!
That is hysterical!!
So let me get this straight (*snort*): the tagline for this movie is "Great things come in bears"???
AWKWARD!!
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
Oh wow...just now noticed that it said "great things come in bears"
*facepalm*
That is fucking terrible!!!!
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Submitted by Nunzilla on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 5:03pm.
Oh my lord.
Was Michael K's comment just in response to the picture, or the line too?
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Great things COME IN BEARS!!?? OOOOH THANKS for pointing that out!!! I'm laughing my o-ring inside-out!
(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)
What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
Oh my lord.
Was Michael K's comment just in response to the picture, or the line too?
ESE! LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:50pm.
i don't have the stomach to be mean to people even on boards like this where you have complete anonymity. i think if i acted like jonathan c i would feel really crummy the rest of the night.
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I do but only if they're bungholes like this guy here. You can tell this freak doesn't mean a word he says, he's just trying to get a rise out of people. Since it didn't work, he'll probably stick pins in his Angelina Jolie life-sized action figure and cry in his Lucky Charms.
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I've seen that rude dude post on here before and he ALWAYS says mean shit. Meh...probably pissed that his math teacher made him stay after school and do his times tables. ;-P
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:53pm.
Submitted by ESE on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:39pm.
Seriously, which school did this one crawl out of? No Life Junior High?
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i think i went there!!... i majored in steam engine repair... lotta good that did me!.. *shakes fist in the air*
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No, see I'd have thought you majored in "Smoking Area".
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i minored in that... still gets me through to this day... and i get christmas cards from the other folks in the emphysema wing... they usually say "see ya soon", but it's the thought that counts!!
OT: Tila Tequila? she's still alive?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Looks like Johnathan C. picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Submitted by ESE on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:39pm.
Seriously, which school did this one crawl out of? No Life Junior High?
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i think i went there!!... i majored in steam engine repair... lotta good that did me!.. *shakes fist in the air*
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No, see I'd have thought you majored in "Smoking Area".
OT - Chestica truly needs a tongue-ectomy.
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Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:50pm.
i don't have the stomach to be mean to people even on boards like this where you have complete anonymity. i think if i acted like jonathan c i would feel really crummy the rest of the night.
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and, most importantly... it wouldn't be any fun either, and really.. what would be the point in that?!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Ahhaha that poster is too funny on a bunch of levels. "Great things come in bears"?! Really.
Antoine Dodson is adorable.
i don't have the stomach to be mean to people even on boards like this where you have complete anonymity. i think if i acted like jonathan c i would feel really crummy the rest of the night.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:39pm.
Seriously, which school did this one crawl out of? No Life Junior High?
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i think i went there!!... i majored in steam engine repair... lotta good that did me!.. *shakes fist in the air*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Nova, this troll's first comment has already been tasered by The Mod.
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Woooo....trolls are fun. To kick around.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
ESE, August is "Beat A Troll Month" which is a take on "Hug A Troll Month" only uglier, like the trolls themselves.
Seriously, which school did this one crawl out of? No Life Junior High?
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Awww the little kitten is so adorable, and the mama has some awesome eyes!
Straight buttcheeks like penal invasions too, jesustroll.
(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)
What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:25pm.
ESE, don't you love it when the trolls are stupid?
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Fuck you, whore! I've been on this board since before you had your first gay "experience". Bitch.
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you know, that sweet talk is special and all, but... i really don't think she's gonna date ya on your mastering of the curse words alone.. try flowers, she might like that!
OT: jeebus, what thread is this?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:28pm.
Your mother is calling you. She wants her lipstick back.
Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:29pm.
Oh, now THAT'S something to be proud of! HAHAHAHAHAH!
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Their eyes scare me. Eek.
Is that all Jessica does to stay relevant, talk about her weight and her new piece of the week? She doesn't even have a sex tape out and people pay attention to her. Kim K, take note. Either way, I wish they'd both disappear into a bottomless pit.
BTW- why do hating trolls come to Dlisted anyway? I smell a gay hater that talks shit but quietly goes on rentboy.com to find someone to punish them for being so naughty. Hating troll=closet case. Don't hate, embrace the gayness!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:25pm.
Yes, I were talking about the white kitteh.
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Do you think her red eye is an albino thing? Because if not, the alternative would make me want to kill someone.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:25pm.
ESE, don't you love it when the trolls are stupid?
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i would prefer that they bring me a snickers bar, but... we all cope the best we can
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, don't you love it when the trolls are stupid?
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Yes, I were talking about the white kitteh.
Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:19pm.
Only a sexual deviant raging homosexual would think of something so sick when looking at a harmless, cute photo. That's why we don't want gays marrying or adopting, they cannot function in a normal, healthy way, everything is about buttfucking and sick sodomy ways.
SICK
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wasn't that the platform speech that Jesse Helms got elected with?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:19pm.
Oh please. Your attempt to shock was an epic fail. Go get your milk and cookies, junior, and hit those summer school books. You don't want to repeat seventh grade a third time, do you?
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 4:18pm.
Yeah, the key to getting her acclimated is to leave her alone and let her explore at her own pace. Don't try to coax her out from under the couch or anything. Once she's used to the new smells and sounds, she'll be fine.
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Thanks Charlie and Koko'sKitten
I've only adopted kittens before, and they were just all happy and explored when I brought them home. I had no idea it was diff' w/adult cats. I'll just leave her alone and leave her stuff out for her. Thanks again.
(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)
What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 3:57pm.
Awwww Kitten!!!
Yesterday my kiddo and I got a kitty from the shelter and as soon as I took her in, I opened up her little carrier she DARTED out and hid!
I don't have a big junky cluttered house... She's A GOOD HIDER!
I don't know where to put her food/water dish/litter box so she can find it. I dont want her shittin' in a hiding spot.
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they really don't care where the litter box is, just pick a place and put it there. You only have to show it to them once and they will go back to it after that. it's really unusual for cats to have accidents unless they are an unneutered male and they start spraying. the most important thing is to make sure you scoop and sift out the cat pan every day because a litter box full of crap makes for an unhappy cat. cats absolutely love cleanliness. i scoop mine every morning and evening onto a piece of newspaper and roll that up and throw it out.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Ah that Yogi Bear movie looks like shit-on-a-stick. The voice work in the trailer is pathetic, Dan Akroyd sounds nothing like Yogi Bear, unless Yogi's taken up downers since his last adventures in Jellystone Park. Didn't Hollywood learn anything from that stinkbomb "Rocky and Bullwinkle"?
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Lol, they sure photo- shopped the shit out of Jessica Simpson. She looks like the hunchback on that pic. Why didnt they just chop her arms off??
She looks ok with extra pounds, if she s so happy with it, why photoshop the pounds off?
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!