Robbie Williams Got Married!
Saunas and bath houses all over London and Los Angeles popped the champagne lube last night to celebrate Robbie Williams' marrying his girlfriend of 4 years actress Ayda Field. As Robbie kissed his new wife in front of 75 guests in the backyard of his Beverly Hills mansion, his friends at the sauna threw in an extra stroke in honor of him! And while Robbie's guests blew bubbles at him and his new bride, his friends at the sauna blew.... Okay, you know I'm leading you straight to the gutter with that one, so I won't paint it out for you. But if I did paint it out for you I'd probably use... Okay, I'm stopping!
The Sun reports that Claire Danes, Hugh Dancy, Cameron Diaz, Joely Richardson and Rachel Hunter were among the guests who watched the former manwhore of Britain slip on a wedding ring. Sadly, Robbie's Take That groupmates weren't there to perform during cocktail hour on a lucite stage over the pool. They couldn't make it for whatever reason.
Robbie and Ayda are expected to do newlywed shit in Mexico for the next two weeks.
There's a bunch of pictures of guests at Robbie's wedding, but this is really the only one you need to see. NOW THIS IS A WEDDING GUEST:
When the waiter asked this lady of elegance if she wanted the beef or fish, she probably put her hand up and answered, "I'll have the vodka. Hold the ice, hold the glass and just bring the bottle." And when the priest asked if anybody objects to this union, she probably mumbled to herself, "Half of West Hollywood, honey." I love her.
Seriously though, congrats to Robbie and Ayda! Not because they got married, but because they were in the presence of this stunning creature for most of last night!
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I think that hot bitch in yellow is Donna Mills.
He creeps me out. He has those I've-been-up-all-night-doing-coke eyes.
But yes the memaw in yellow steals the show!
I dont know who this ravishing creature is, but I want to know, because that thars Vivienne Westwood shes wearing and she looks FAB.
Im glad hes starting to settle down, robbie has always been the crazy drunk bachelor. good for him!
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Carefully closeted homosexual Robbie decided that declaring oneself a "fortunate gay homosexual", a la Miss R Martin, does not do a whole lot for one's 'career'.
So she got a beard instead!
And WHAT a DOG!
Reminds us of the 'marriage' of homosexual Barry Diller and faghag Diane von furstenburg.
And on a dperessing note, Robbie is said to suffer from 'tinymeat'!
Robbie has been smart to attract both sexes, and given his druggie past, who knows if he's had his dick sucked - but he is mos def into women. I sincerely wish the best for them. For those of you that don't get his appeal - he is hysterically funny.
He looks like he needs some antiretrovirals.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 5:22pm.
Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 5:17pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 12:10pm.
I love the one outrageous cougar wedding guest!! LOVE LOVE LOVE. I actually attended a weeding (typo stays bitches) yesterday and there were three token sexay memaws there rockin the fuschia or yellow or white (lmao, white!) crazy ass off-the-shoulder "look at mah last remaining sexay bits" dress. LOVE LOVE LOVE weddings!!! oh shit. Hope errybody got return insurance for this weeding too.
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Oy, you're not MK. Ding dong.
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The frak does that mean? No one is trying to be MK, silly.
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I think we all start to mind meld after awhile, and regulate like bitches on their periods. Cappy was spot on. CHURCH OF MK SYNCHRONIZE!
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
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Robbie's one of my favourites. His music reminds me of so many good times growing up, so bless him. I hope the marriage thing works out well.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by S_G on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 5:53pm.
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Really? It seemed like she cares for him, then again, what do I know. Robbie never made it big in the US, and that's where they've been living since they first got together. It's strange for a gold digger to want to be with someone who isn't even that famous.
I'm usually not sympathetic towards celebrities but for some reason I think Robbie is a nice person and I hope things do work out for him.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
The gold-digger comments couldn't be more on target. As heard from people who know the bride, Ayda (and her mother) have been working for years to land her a rich husband. When she was "introduced" to Rob, she everything she could to be the perfect woman for him. This includes giving up her "career" *eyeroll*, catering to his every want, need, and weird hobbies. (UFOs). She's basically a glorified babysitter/stepford bride, along the lines of Katie Holmes. At least Katie doesn't look like a FUG man in drag with bad plastic surgery, including a nose job, fake tits, colored contacts, fake tan, plumped lips.
I give 2-3 years a max, with a least one kid to help boost the divorce settlement.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 5:30pm.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 5:25pm.
Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Blobbie,
I just don't think he's a ghey in denial. I find silly that society doesn't understand that guys can experiment like girls do. I agree that he's always given out a sexually ambiguous vibe, but that doesn't mean that he isn't truly in love with her.
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*slaps dick out of Sal`s mouf
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AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! UBF you're evil.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
I heard that woman in the yellow dress is Ayda's Mum. You know the one that was out of money and RW paid off her house note and bills. Wait till you see the rest of Ayda's family. Have you seen the guests on Jerry Springer or Maury. Ok, there's a hint. Hope he know what he's gotten into.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 5:25pm.
Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Blobbie,
I just don't think he's a ghey in denial. I find silly that society doesn't understand that guys can experiment like girls do. I agree that he's always given out a sexually ambiguous vibe, but that doesn't mean that he isn't truly in love with her.
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*slaps dick out of Sal`s mouth*
JK, hon. How are ya?
Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 5:17pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 12:10pm.
I love the one outrageous cougar wedding guest!! LOVE LOVE LOVE. I actually attended a weeding (typo stays bitches) yesterday and there were three token sexay memaws there rockin the fuschia or yellow or white (lmao, white!) crazy ass off-the-shoulder "look at mah last remaining sexay bits" dress. LOVE LOVE LOVE weddings!!! oh shit. Hope errybody got return insurance for this weeding too.
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Oy, you're not MK. Ding dong.
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The frak does that mean? No one is trying to be MK, silly.
???
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"don't make me slay a fking beat dragon today, bitch" - me, drunk, clubbing at Love, shutting down a skank, 8/6
Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Blobbie,
I just don't think he's a ghey in denial. I find silly that society doesn't understand that guys can experiment like girls do. I agree that he's always given out a sexually ambiguous vibe, but that doesn't mean that he isn't truly in love with her.
I see him as the kind of person who's done everything and has finally found a special someone to settle down with. They've been together long enough and lived in California. If he had any sex escapades there, she would know right away. From what I read in an interview, she helped him get over some "self-destructive" habits.
I love the classy lady in yellow, and I agree with MK, she looks like person who can start a riot at a wedding and would get drunk so badly that she'd end up drinking the water in the flower vases.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
This woman has "calculating goldiggah" written all over her face. Her eyes and expression are creeping me out.
Robbie should stop.
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 12:10pm.
I love the one outrageous cougar wedding guest!! LOVE LOVE LOVE. I actually attended a weeding (typo stays bitches) yesterday and there were three token sexay memaws there rockin the fuschia or yellow or white (lmao, white!) crazy ass off-the-shoulder "look at mah last remaining sexay bits" dress. LOVE LOVE LOVE weddings!!! oh shit. Hope errybody got return insurance for this weeding too.
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Oy, you're not MK. Ding dong.
Submitted by pancho on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 4:38pm.
Robbie has always looked very uncomfortable in his own skin, very sweaty, very nervous & self conscious - for an entertainer.
Very true. Excellent observation.
I hate Claire Danes, for the one reason that she's got that hot slut Hugh Dancy in her bed.
She better change her name to PLAYDA FIELD,
cause that's what she's going to have to do, if she wants regular sexy times with a peen ..and one that her hub isn't currently using..
*BUuuuurrrrrrP*....'nuff said
"Yes, you should always make a wish before you blow anything. Know this!" M.K. 05/10
Robbie has always looked very uncomfortable in his own skin, very sweaty, very nervous & self conscious - for an entertainer.
Mexico is just not a place I ever wanted to vacation. I don't know why.
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"Whoever it is needs to come down to the subways in NYC in August. With every ho wearing flip-flops, it sometimes smells like a family of horseflies died in a 2-week-old pot of fond
warmislandsun, we'll have to agree to disagree. The woman looks too bleached, too face-lifted and trashy.
She looks like 89% of the useless wives in Hollyweird desperately clinging to their youth.
I don't get the joke - I think the lady in yellow looks hot. When I am old I want to look just as fine.
She doesn't look terrible in that photo, but Ayda is hideously fug with hideous lip implants. He is clearly trying to be bisexual but failing since he is ghey. He used to date Rachel Hunter - funny she was one of the wedding guests.
I'm so glad Prop 8 was overturned so these two could get hitched. :)
I thought she was that ET lady.
Holy shit someone needs to get Tori a sammich. Bitch looks like the display skeleton that collected dust in my high school science lab.
That ain't Deidre Hall. After all of Dee's plastic surgery, she actually looks Asian now. Granted, a blond Asian who is surprisingly hot for 63. Also, Dee's hair, while still blond, is much darker now, which works a lot better for her.
This HBIC looks like Tori Spelling's weeks-older sister.
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"You're smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard." ~ Cordelia Chase
Now THAT is "marigold".
Ayda Field: herm? Just askin'.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 12:35pm.
PSL, your sig line...that song has long reminded me of my father. He just passed away this past Tuesday (his 80th birthday, believe it or not), and we played that song at his funeral service.
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"69ing while driving is only for professionals" --MK
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 12:16pm.
Rock DJ is one of THE MOST revolting music videos ever made. For serious.
But I freaking love the song!
Amen on both counts!
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"69ing while driving is only for professionals" --MK
"She does look rather mannish!"
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
The bride looks like a man.
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"69ing while driving is only for professionals" --MK
Deirdre Hall should look that old (it's the neck) but I haven't seen her picture in years. Whoever she is, that is a rare colour to pull off and, she does.
I hope she's down with Robbie's alleged love of dicks, because that's the only way this union will last longer than 2 yrs.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhFHqNKnfes
Who? What?
A beard with bangs.
Wait up, im sorry but what the hell is that officiant pointing at in the main pic??? K, now, this is why bitches be drunk by the time their limo pulls up and shit. *shoots shot n shakes head*
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"don't make me slay a fking beat dragon today, bitch" - me, drunk, clubbing at Love, shutting down a skank, 8/6
When the waiter asked this lady of elegance if she wanted the beef or fish, she probably put her hand up and answered, "I'll have the vodka. Hold the ice, hold the glass and just bring the bottle." And when the priest asked if anybody objects to this union, she probably mumbled to herself, "Half of West Hollywood, honey." I love her.
And this is why I love you, MK you crazy MF!
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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Bride has to have a penile unit, just has to. Robbie wouldn't settle for anything less.
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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She has manjaw and manface and he still does drugged out gloryhole stuff with the mens
And now those vicious vicious ghey rumours will stop. Ahem.
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Shiitake happens...
Submitted by WickedZombie on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 12:35pm.
Are we sure that's not Deidre Hall aka Marlena Evans Craig Brady Bradford Black North Black?
Oh yes! LOVED Days of Our Lives. Haven't watched it in a while myself. I think the last time I turned it on, a few years ago during a sick day from work or something, Stefano DiMera came back from the dead, Sami was having someone else's baby, and Hope was hatching a plan to murder Bo.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
So the Take That reunion is really only for the money, huh? Can't believe that all four of them couldn't find the time to attend the wedding. Or weren't they even invited in the first place?
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
Ummm, okay.
Has ne even done anything in the last 10 yrs?
He ees zee gay, non?