A Is For....
Asshole? Attention Whore? Avril's Bottom Bitch? Brody Jenner makes it so damn easy. Seriously, Avril Lavigne must have the shit that makes dicks howl, nutsacks go numb and toe nails fall off, because her piece Brody Jenner keeps branding himself with her initial like a 12-year-old sk8r punk circa 2003. This is vagmatization at its worst.
Brody's already got an Avril tattoo on his arm that looks like it was done using a BIC, a few matches and a rusty safety pin in a lower-security prison. And now Brody is showing off the giant A he got shaved into the side of his head. It's as if the circle on the anarchy symbol got embarrassed of what it's been turned into and bounced off that bitch.
Avril also has Brody's named tattooed on her body, so I'm thinking she got a giant B shaved into her snatch bush. Or maybe she got Brody's initial bleached into one of her ass lips? Douche love is a real thing!
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I guess he just likes apps. Or he's got a new job as a campgound sign.
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Just watched the stupid Hef's House Bunnies last nite and his last girlfriend who is a playmate had B.J. tattooed on the inside of her lip. (too many jokes here)
They're broken up so she wanted to remove the B.J. but since its in her lower lip, its hard to remove so she added L & L for live and learn, dumb cunts...all looks and NOOOOOO brains.
Come on now, B.J. on the inside of your lip!!!
ETA: Her name is Jayde Nicole and here is snippet from last nites episode:
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b194287_playmate_jayde_nicol...
As much of a douche as he is, I think he is waaaay better looking than her. Also, I never pictured him with her, I assumed he would go for a more typical hollywood-glamour look. What a douche-tastic coupling.
Oh, and who else gets the vibe that even though he is handsome, he's taking on characteristics that Christian Brando did from Marlon? It's like he COULD go down the tubes before the age of 30 - he didn't do anything to look great, just inherited it. But now he's getting that doughy Christian schlub life of leisure look. I wonder how involved Bruce is in his life....why no enforced triathalons? why not shove Wheaties down his throat? Do they still make Wheaties?
Wow - who has worse plastic surgery? His mother, Linda or his father Bruce?
Still, if you've seen pics of her around the time she was with Elvis and saw her beautiful brown eyes with wonderful lashes, you can just look at Brody and see that he inherited the best of his looks from his mother not pinchy-faced Bruce.
And to think i found this douchetard hot...who am i kidding, i still would.
it's fitting these people would date each other, i'd be annoyed if either of them was with someone i found attractive or talented. this is pure win.
i don't think she looks pregnant, either. you know, i hate it when grown men chase after women who appear to be 12 physically.
"I'm not crazy - I just don't give a fuck!"
Am I the only one that doesn't see any pregnancy whatsoever? You all look at her like you've never seen a pooch before. I hate her as much as anyone, but I can't stand how people call out pregnancies when it very well could be the shirt or just a little god forbid stomach pooch. It's no wonder they go out of their way to stay super thin, b/c people call out pregnancies when they are at their most average. It's sickening, and I just had to say something. I could be wrong for all I know, but I don't really see it.
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Wow, she really does look pregnant in the last pic. How depressing for humanity.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
He and Brad Pitt should start a support group for men that feel the need to change their wardrobe and identity every time they start dating someone new, so that they can have matching looks.
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LOL, Pamela is right. That hot tranny mess is Brody's mother
http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2008/06/06/reality-check-hills-brody-jenner...
hahahahahah ah.
ahh, the paparazzi is a self esteem service to us mere mortals
HAHA that disgusting tranny is Grody's mother!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
How long have they been dating and he already has a tattoo?????? Idiots.
What do they get from each other.. besides herpes.
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Bowchickawawa, I agree. Part giant bodyguard, part make-up artist/fashion guru. Amazing.
The real star of this post is the exquisitely gorgeous tranny giant walking to Avril's left, with the blue shirt on.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
The shape of the bump is still covered by all the shit she is carrying. It looks low so maybe a baby girl..
Uh look at this fucking hero! ::eyeroll:: This baby cow better not be pregnant, I dont think I have stopped seeing her clubbing at all! Talked about an FAS baby!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Money and fame cannot buy you good taste. This guy is a total dork. Avril is one of the most unimpressive "artists" the music industry ever manufactured.
i think she wanted something bigger than gnome peen.
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Avril lavigne hasnt released a single in a million years, why is she still around? ugh
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"A" is for: "A" homosexual!
She's either pregnant or she has some serious bloat going on in that last picture. Most likely pregnant, because she's loaded down like a skycap at the airport, and he's carrying nothing. As douchey as he is, she doesn't strike me as the type who'd carry both of their purses.
Avril's trying to de-cupcake Brody with tattoos, she probably even influenced him to get that SFW mohawk (I see more and more kids sporting them)..as much as she tries, he still looks like a rich douche bag fart.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
Does she still have a career? I thought she was still dating that gnome.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Don't forget I called it stamped it that she's a preggo now when the news hits for real! NEVER FORGET!
LOL!*shakes head at own self*
Cuz you know - it's not not important to me.
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"I kissed him sort of hard and totally passionately, which I could tell he liked a lot, so I pushed him away and slapped him so he wouldn't think I was a slut. But not very hard, so he wouldn't think I wasn't interested." ~Abby
I thought this was affleck. eww to both
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Ahh yes. Deryck Whibley. She claims they're still friends/there for each other but ehh. Either way, she's weird. When her stuff came out, everyone really expected me to like it and I got two copies of the same CD of hers from relatives who don't love me. She's off putting.
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Aint no cellphones in '69 man, I'm head to toe legit.
I heard her ex, that sum41 kid, was jumped in japan and is in the hospital. She looks pretty happy.
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Who is more desperate to remain in the spotlight? Tough call. Why would Avril be sleeping with a douche who did NOTHING but live off his daddy? Whatever..........
That A could stand for asshole, asswipe, etc...
A baby bump? Hopefully thats a beer gut.
Me thinks there is a baby bump under that strategically placed bag...I'm just saying, just throwin it out there.
Herro
That first pic is funny, like he just stopped and turned his head so the paps could get that epic shot.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
The WORST THING came out of canada was Pussy Bieber. For sure.
A stands for "Ahz wishes I woulda got this instead of a tattoo in the first place!"
or Ass-Clown. or that terrible song she recorded for Alice in Wonderland.
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"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
Douchetastic!
I didn't know who that was when I first saw the picture, but I figure anyone who does that is advertising: ASSHOLE. And I was right!
These two are almost as badass as Taylor Momsen. Almost.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
2 posers in a pod.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 7:34pm.
This is so embarrassing. Isn't he like 25?
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He's like 30. Even worse.
When you're Avril's bitch, that's like cooler than skipping detention, cuz you're a bad ass like that....
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This is so embarrassing. Isn't he like 25?
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Even without the A, that haircut SCREAMS douche. And I HATE when I see little kids with that stupid haircut! Their parents should be shot!!!!
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Um, it's 2010, why are we talking about Avril fucking Lavigne?
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"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." - Emo Philips
That site egotastic had pics of Avril running around in a bikini like 2 days ago and she didn't look pregnant.
I think Brody does have a thing for girls that could be his sister, yuck! Like Kristen and now Avril.
I think Brody is very hot but a total douche. I can't believe he and Avril are really dating?!?!? Brody's mom looks hideous, I mean grow up you're are not 20 something, lol.
how tall is she? damn...