When Strippers Fight Back
For the past four years, the pussy shakers at Foxhole strip club in Ohio have come to work each day to find the members of a nearby Christian church protesting their asses and condemning them to hell. That's considered dirty talk to all of us sluts around here, but the strippers don't appreciate that shit!
The pastor of New Beginnings Ministries leads the protests which usually involves blow horns (not in a sexy way) and signs with bible verses on them. The protesters also videotape the license plates of the club's customers to post on the internet. Well, the strippers have had enough of New Beginnings trying to deflate their nipples, so they ventured into the daylight to fight back!
Right before mass this past Sunday, the strippers arrived at New Beginnings in their bikinis to hold a protest of their very own. As churchgoers shuffled in, the strippers of the Foxhole greeted them with their titties, a smile and a few messages of their very own.
The strippers and the churchgoers should come together over a lap dance followed by a bottle of church wine. Why fight when they can join forces for the greater cause? I mean, if such a thing as a strip club/church existed, I'd probably go to mass every damn night! Correction: If such a thing as a strip club/church/In-N-Out existed, I'd definitely go to mass every damn night!
Below is a clip of the strippers talking about their cause. Shelley Duvall can make her big comeback when she plays Lola Lorain in the Lifetime movie version of this.
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Let's not forget that Jesus was a friend of Mary Magdalene and she was there for him when he was being dragged to the cross. Churches like this make it bad for the churches that don't act like this.
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Ha fucking ha! Good for them. Eat shit bible bashers. I work behind the bar in a strip club, guess I'm going to hell too. Oh well. See you guys there.
While I champion their cause, I do concur that these ladies are past their best. Mercifully our dancers are super hot.
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It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious
I love these sluts! All the gays should get together and picket Phelps's church in assless leather chaps, if they haven't already. Hell, I'm a proud bisexual, I'll picket too. All while groping a chick. Fuck off, intolerant bible thumpers.
I love it when these douches say things like the strip club has unified them. Basically what he's saying is that the church has become unified over their joint hatred.
Awww, no! I've seen some of the ugliest, skankiest strippers ever....MOST strippers look like this. Maybe some of you guys watch too many movies, or are thinking of the super high class gentleman's clubs in big cities. These are your average strippers.
But that being said, these people have some of the biggest hearts you've ever encountered. I'd pick the strippers to watch my back over those church-going hypocrites ANY day of the week!!
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Awesome. Just. Awesome!
HAHAHAHA! ROTFLMAO to the mommy wearing stripper heels to church. Perhaps secretly showing her solidarity?
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Or the number of teeth.
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Submitted by laurenrise on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 11:18pm.
We definitely need the girls to smile. I have some very real concerns about the state of their teeth.
I thought the whole idea was that dudes paid chicks to take their clothes off not pay them to keep them on. No fucking way is someone paying to have them bitches strip. I call bullshit on this story.
That guy makes a big presumption: that the Bible is not a huge load of shit.
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Pastor Bill looks like a Rentboy.com fan. Therefore he has no problem scapegoating the pussy.
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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Snideychick sez:
Needs the Smoke a Bowl tag.
"...I thought strippers were supposed to be attractive..." Yes, I thought so too. At least a little bit.
We definitely need the girls to smile. I have some very real concerns about the state of their teeth.
Who is that "pastor" trying to kid. He would be in there in a New York minute if the women were anything to look at.
Team Strippers all the way! With that said, I thought strippers were supposed to be attractive.
On a fishing trip some years ago, I visited a strip joint in a rural area of northern minnesota--you have no idea... Just imagine the worst and double that. ;)
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Submitted by Chrisantemus on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 9:35pm.
DANG! Them there whores look beat!
Christianity exerts a transformative power for the better in the lives of millions of people.
Its sad that narcisstic people with sexual hangups bring christianity into disrepute with their exhibitions of intolerance. This preacher is an asshole and his congregation misguided sheep with nothing more compelling to do with their lives.
The power of love and faith transforming people's lives has nothing to do with hassling people who visit titty bars.
I'm not even a christian, but I see what it does for many people and I respect that.
And of course, my outrage turns to amusement whenever one of these sex-control freak preachers gets caught with a prostitute.
DANG! Them there whores look beat!
Team Dancing on Their Last Legs strippers!
I wish these churchfolk did more useful things with their time, like volunteering at the foodbank or something. That being said, I have to say that strip clubs are gross and sad and the few I've seen have made me loathe humanity.
So, I am cheering for neither the holy rollers nor the strippers in this one.
The comic book Jesus people never fail to amaze me. Kudos to the strippers!
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
looking at these 2 busted ho's, I'm pretty sure more then just strippin' is going on there...not that I care
Christians do not recognize other religions or other Christians at Hooters. AMEN.
If he had any brains at all he would buy out the strip club and change the name to the Holy Rollers and make it the best Little Whorehouse in Monkeyfuck Ohio!
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 6:18pm.
My Ohio experiences are limited to Cinci, Columbus, and Lima which must be the armpit of Ohio. The town is like 2 square miles long and somehow we'd gotten lost anyway, and none of the locals who'd proudly told us they'd lived there "awl thay-ur livez" could give us straight directions to the highway which we found 3 fucking blocks away.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
*pulls up cushioned lawnchair just for The Cause* who snatched my drank bitches? This is a situation worthy of showing up, unlike class tonight.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
I'm just jazzed to know that even with my current body, I can get a job dancing at the Foxhole if I don't find a permanent job soon. I like knowing that I have options.
I look forward to that sanctimonious preacher getting caught jerking off under the table at that strip club.
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"Heinous fuckery most foul, lad. Heinous fuckery most foul." ~~Christopher Moore
So basically he's using the strip club as his "unifier" for the church...the big fight to which all his followers will unite. LOL!!!
Go fight for a real cause!
TEAM GOTTA PAY THE METH DEALER
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Team Stripper!
That minister's hair has to be the hot slot of the day! You have to know that a man with hair like that has a closet full of little Thai boys to service his daily needs. (His wife will just assume they are in the home to do housework and have their souls saved.) Of course when he is caught he will blame everyone but himself because that is the way minsters like him tend to roll.
The preacher needs to take it down a notch...molestation victims gotta work too.
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre
Submitted by yuga on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 7:28pm.
Agreed and again, i think that comb-over pastor dude is just marketing his church for $$$. They probably get away with the protesting but the posting of license plates? I think you're correct. Sue strip club-goers! Public disclosure of private facts or whatever it's called in OH!
Yay strippers... it's been hinted at in previous comments, but I have to wonder what kind of skeletons the protesters have in their closets.
And when I go to my local tittie bar, I only tip the girls who bring me my booze... does this make me a bad Christian?
If the Fox Hole is existing legally...tell the preacher to STFU!!!
I'm on Team They Are All Gagging Me Out.
Team STRIPPERS!
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I'm not a slut, I'm sexually liberated. There's a difference.
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The frizzy haired stripper has a body like mine (or I've a body like hers)...
But I'm still on their side! I live up the st. from a mega church. They bought up some houses, bulldozed them, and moved into our neighborhood. On on easter sunday, one of their CUSTOMERS swerved to make his own lane on the side of the road because he didn't want to wait for the traffic to dissipate (maybe he had a date with a butt prodder).
I don't have a fence bordering my lawn from the street, and my son was on the WALK WAY (not a sidewalk...) looking for eggs when I had to pull him out of the way because this fucker almost hit him, but DID take out our mailbox.
fuck these jesus fuckers. and if you fuck jesus, fuck you too!
I love getting ass fucked when they sing their hymns in the morning. In fact, it's even hotter when my husband grunts it along with me. I always dedicate my cream pie to the lordah.
That was immature, and useless, sorry. But it stays nonetheless, just like the christ stains.
TEAM STRIPPAHS!!!!
(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)
What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
Most of girls that I've known that have been strippers "chose" to become strippers because of things that happened in their past/childhood (abuse, dad/step-dad had boundary issues, etc). If the good pastor and his church really wanted to make a difference, they could work to try and prevent things like what I mentioned. Protesting something like a strip club will do nothing to deter people from coming.
And is posting license plate tags even legal?
That "Man o' God" needs to STFU! His self-righteous mouth is making my ears bleed and my bung-hole twitch. Judge not, fuckwad.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I thought that woman in the high heels with the kids was one of the strippers until I realized she was a church member.
Patticakes, she is getting paid for the strip club harassment (whatever that means). She knew that was a part of the job (again, we are assuming what "harassed at work" means to all of us). What those wacky church people are doing is psychologically damaging and affects the dancers' quality of life. That's different and they didn't sign up for that douche using them to market his congregation. He is making $$$ of their backs. That's wrong.
TEAM STRIPPERS!
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 5:55pm.
This is a nice display of good Christian values. Refraining from judgement, you're doing it wrong.
I'm not a Christian, but all of you actually decent Christians should collectively kick these church-goers' ass for representing you so poorly. TEAM BOOTY SHAKERS!
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*Shakes Tiger ass*...WOOHOO! Christians are my best customers by the way....*works da pole*...SESSAY...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I love that stripper "Lora" says that she will protest for what she believes in, "my right to work where I want to work without being judged, called names, or harassed."
I think she forgot she works in a strip club, where I'm pretty sure, the "dancers" are judged, called names and harassed. Just an observation, I may be wrong.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 6:20pm.
Lola Lorain looks like Iggy Pop who stole a ratty busted weave that lost half it's hair from Nikki Sixx on the 'Home Sweet Home' tour.
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BWAAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dies*
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 6:51pm.
It's always the ultra over zealous pastors full of hate that have the side pieces, drug habits, gay sex etc.
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AKA the GOP.
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
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I have no intention of watching the video but if the two tricks in the picture up top are strippers, Scores has NOTHING to worry about! Wow. Talk about beat!
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
It's always the ultra over zealous pastors full of hate that have the side pieces, drug habits, gay sex etc.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
is that the cast of SNL???!! Seriously!! I refuse to believe those are not comedians with wigs and costumes on,
Why cant they just let the strippers BE GREAT!