Now This Is An Exit!
This is the kind of dramatic bitch exit that used to exist only in the deepest part of Arnetta the Moodsetta's dreams, but now it exists in real life thanks to Steven Slater. Steven has taken "I Quit This Bitch" to brand new theatrical levels! Seriously, Steven Slater is the real bitch Bette Midler was singing to in that song. Bette just didn't know it yet until now.
Picture this. The red velvet curtain goes up and there's Steven Slater, a seasoned Jet Blue flight attending, sitting in his seat on a plane which just landed at JFK. The crew has told passengers to not even think about poking their toes into the aisle to collect their bags until the seat belt light has been turned off. But of course, some tricky bitch who shits on rules slithers out of his seat to get his bag from the overhead compartment. This is Steven's cue to leap out of his chair to tell the dude to sit the hell down. The dude disobeys Steven's authority and curses him out. The plane goes silent because they feel it in the air that Steven is about to give the performance of every diva's lifetime! All spotlights stay on Steven....
The NYDN reports that Steven got onto the intercom and screamed, "To the passenger who called me a motherfucker, fuck you! I've been in the business 28 years. I've had it. That's it." Then Steven grabbed two beers, pushed the emergency exit and slid down to the tarmac to pick up his bag and take the AirTrain to his car. And we all stand up to applaud and throw roses at Steven's feet! That whole scene is what a hair flip looks like in heaven!
But I have a feeling that the NYDN got their facts a little twisted. This is how it really went down. Steven grabbed two bottles of pink champagne, pushed the emergency exit, tossed his head in the air and then slid down the inflatable slide (grabbing his Louis Vuitton bag off the cart along the way) before somersaulting in the air and landing in his bright yellow Mazda Miata. Then Steven slipped on his Dior shades, blasted "Bye Bye Baby" and flipped off all the passengers who were still watching from the plane. Curtain goes down.
Steven was later arrested at his home in Queens. Steven will be charged with 2nd-and 4th-degree criminal mischief, 1st- and 2nd-degree reckless endangerment and criminal trespass in the 3rd degree. Steven faces up to 7 years in prison.
The only thing Steven should be charged with is dramatic theatrics in the first degree! Steven should be sentenced to 7 years on a daytime soap opera where his diva exits will be embraced and rewarded!
But seriously, fuck them! It's Monday! We're all allowed to grab two beers and slide towards the exit on a Monday.
(Steven's picture via MySpace) (Thanks to all who sent this in)
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He's a bad ass mofo.
I wish more passengers would stand up to fellow passengers. When a flight attendant is rude to a horrid passenger, he/she can get in trouble and possibly lose a job. However, if I - a fellow traveller - tells that person to stop acting like a f*cking idiot, I'll be fine.
Ok, he is facing up to 7 years in jail?! I'm sure the past 28 years of his life have been incredibly stressful, having to put up with people's bullshit all day. No wonder he snapped! I'm surprised he didn't do it sooner. I'm sure TONS of people in the hospitality industry WISH they could have done the same.
Best take this job and shove it moment ever.
Santa Ana Winds thanks for posting that!! I linked MK's article too
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
He has a Facebook page. Type his name into the search bar and "like" him!!
Sniff..sniff..wish I would have had the courage to quit this bitch like him....
Steven is my hero!
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LOVE the "Price is Right" pose! LMAO
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Submitted by sonah22 on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 3:00am.
I feel like doing this at my service job. I feel like screaming, "I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE, YOU DUMBASS BITCH, SO STOP TELLING ME HOW TO BAG YOUR GROCERIES!"
Fucking economy. And no, I'm not joking. I for reals work at a grocery store, if a "high class" one at that
AHAHA, same here! I graduated from my country's most prestigious university and am temping. I file and staple shit and serve stupid assholes who can't even speak english properly, the whole fucking day! Being a Soci major IN THIS ECONOMY (Remember Bush affects the rest of the world too) fucking sucks!
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Bitch please!
where the fuck was he trespassing to? he was supposed to be on the plane. was he trespassing on the slide. that's fucking stupid. i'm sick of rude ass ppl he did the right think in checking the guys ass. ppl don't know how to keep their fucking mouths shut and just blurt out rude and disrespectful shit to other ppl nowadays and steven did the right thing by checking this bitches ass
7 years??? that's ridiculous. go steven!
Sad, I just read on MSNBC that he's a recovering alcoholic that took care of his dying father and was flying back and forth to California to take care of his ailing mother. It never ceases to amaze me how some people never stop to think that the person serving them is human and may have problems of their own.
What? He's being charged? He should be made head of customer service for Jet Blue...and he should of thrown that bitch down the ramp!!!
I travel ALOT and have seen many fucked up things on an airplane! They are lucky thats all this guy did! I HATE fuckers who just have to get up and grab there bag before anyone else even thought they are not getting out any quicker. Sit the fuck down like the rest of us asshole, and wait your damn turn!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
For anyone who has ever had to work in the service industry putting up with the incessant crap of self-centered idiots Steve is a hero. When they set up the Steve Slater Defense Fund Facebook page he's getting a donation from me. I think flight attendants catch it the worst when it comes to acting out because they're trapped dealing with an asshole while trying to keep the other passengers settled.
This man is my new hero!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
I wish i was on the plane to see this. Love this story!!
Submitted by kiwikim on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 11:51pm.
I love this bitch.
The airlines are out of control and so are all the fucktards that think a garbage bag, and not even one of the good ones, but the cheap white kitchen ones that fall apart when you throw bottles in them, are luggage. The skies are full of trailer trash these days. Bringing their stinky Mc Donalds on a plane, painting their nails, taking off their shoes, and refusing to buy two seats for their fat asses or their way old kids. And to top it all off, are the self-entitled baby boomer pieces of shit.
I want to move to Steve Island and flip off the whole fucking world.
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KIWI KIM , you are the voice of a generation !
GOD gay bless you !
DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.
Steven Slater, a man after my own heart.
28 years of putting up with the ill mannered shenanigans of your average 6 foot 5 year old passenger. Im sure he felt like a 2 ton weight had been taken from his shoulders.
People are so boorish ignorant , STUPID and selfish, its shocking .
Everyone of us needs to sign a petition or rally to get this man's name cleared in the "legal" haha system.
DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.
I think Steven is really beloved D-lister Suck and Fuck.
I love Flight Attendant Not-The-One.
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'' The Master would not approve! ''
I work at a service counter and can unequivocally say this: I hate people. This guy put up with people's shit for 28 years? Dang. Just be glad he didn't go totally postal and open fire on their dumb azzez.
This story made my day... *muah* Steve baby. *muah*
Other news outlets are reporting that the passenger hit him in the head with the luggage. So why isn't the passenger under arrest for assault? I know trains have signs posted all over them about the stiff penalties for assaulting NJ Transit employees, I can't imagine flight attendants wouldn't have the same protection.
My personal rule is do NOT give shit to flight attendants under ANY freaking circumstances!
You know they have the right to handcuff your ass (okay wrists) to the seat and get you hauled off for 4 hours of questioning!
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"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
7 years in the click for this must be a joke. are they for real?! write a petition or something. help the guy out, peeps! your legal system is only ok with celebrities...i'd say too ok. what about regular people?!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
god, i hate assholes!!! don't blame the guy for telling the passenger a few 'nice' words over the intercom.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 10:43pm.
Next school I work at where the kids start calling me a bitch, or throwing chairs through the window (true story) I will get on the schoolwide announcement system with a speech I have prepared prior that I will always carry with me. Thank You Steven !
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Have you considered teaching in a private school ? Head-Royce,St. Paul's Episcopal, or Julia Morgan Academy might make you forget you're in
OAKLAND! Run,kokomo,run!
Someone give this man a reality programme...
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"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
Of course it's on the news. It's the lead on Drudge and he gets 25 million hits a day. The guy is famous and every show today from The View to Colbert is going to have to cover it to the point of boredom.
A direct cut and paste from the NBC article linked by Drudge:
"Slater was later arrested at his home in Belle Harbor, Queens by Port Authority officials. Police sources said that when authorities found Slater he seemed to be in the midst having sexual relations."
Three people wrote that if you can believe it. Was he in the "midst of having sexual relations" or "in the mist having sexual relations"?
It's on the morning news now. Good for him!
But I am afraid the poor bastard will be raked over the coals. I dont blame him, at least he was creative.
I have a new hero, and today is the second day of school, so I might take a cue from Steven if one parent steps out of line!
Shouldn't that cunt passenger also get charged with "reckless endangerment" then? After all his actions could have caused harm, which is why there are seat belt rules on planes.
Poor guy. I understand. When you have a customer service job you see how shitty people actually are. I'm talking grown adults acting like 7 year old spoiled brats. After a while you just want to tell everyone to go fuck themselves.
BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! "Winnie Wide Ass"!!!!!!!!!!!
Winnie sat next to me on the last flight I took outta NY. I saw her coming, all 300+ pounds of her and somehow knew I was doomed. She crammed herself into her seat and her fat oozed out into my space. I was gonna push it back but she had "that look" obese people have on planes. I knew if I pushed her parts back into her space I'd get blamed for assault so I sat sorta sideways to avoid her sweaty flesh for 1 1/2 hours. It was NOT pretty and made me stabby in the extreme.There should be a
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I almost pissed my pants ROTFLMA to that god I love Dlisted!
Submitted by force noir on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 8:56pm.
We speak, do, and execute the truth.
WORK!
...and this my friend has got to be the gayest line I have read in aeons!
world-wide law to love MK!
You GO girl!!!!!!!!
(And put that icky stinkfish with the suitcase in prison for 7 years!)
Submitted by sonah22 on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 3:00am.
I feel like doing this at my service job. I feel like screaming, "I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE, YOU DUMBASS BITCH, SO STOP TELLING ME HOW TO BAG YOUR GROCERIES!"
Fucking economy. And no, I'm not joking. I for reals work at a grocery store, if a "high class" one at that.
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He-WHORE,he'WHORE.” -A.cotw, DListed
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Have you tried saying vile things no one understands? I can out-cuss a bathroom wall in several languages.
Mi faura pazza =it's making me crazy
va fancoulo=go fuck yourself
flietschen=bitch
salope=bitch
conasse=cunt
souffle-moi=blow me
stronzo=asshole
trou des fess=asshole
manaccia=damn
halt den mund=shut up
pute=ho
putain=whore
fille de joie=daughter of joy,prostitute
puttana=whore
hure=whore
finnochio=fag
ta guele=shut up
cazzo di'bue=fuckers! (lit. bull's cock)
che cazzo fai?!=what the fuck
suce-cul=cocksucker
leche-que=ass licker
zizi=dick
figa=pussy
schiffo!=nasty
Feel better yet?
Now I must wash my mind with soap.
Thanks for the sig:D
A citizen of the world
don't get me wrong, i applaud his delightful exit...but i think the main reason he was charged as a criminal is cos if there'd been anyone outside that door when he inflated the slide, they coulda been killed
I feel like doing this at my service job. I feel like screaming, "I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE, YOU DUMBASS BITCH, SO STOP TELLING ME HOW TO BAG YOUR GROCERIES!"
Fucking economy. And no, I'm not joking. I for reals work at a grocery store, if a "high class" one at that.
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In my neck of the woods, men who will do ANYONE are known as Donkey Dicks.
He-WHORE,he'WHORE.” -A.cotw, DListed
they should lock that passenger up!!
I FUCKING HATE passengers who disobey and make the plane journey all that much worst.
we are all in a sardine can fuckwit, just sit down and wait till the seat belt sign goes off, you are not gonna get off the plane any sooner than us just because you have your bags now.
Join his fan page:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Steven-Slater/145469768806134?ref=mf
And his legal defense fund page:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Steven-Slater-Legal-Defense-Fund/122216334...
Let's make sure Steve Slater gets more fans than Jet Blue.
WTF? Why does he have to go to jail for that?? He should get sentenced to a spa treatment if anything, for putting up with a-holes all the time who don't follow the plane rules.
Nice. Some hooner probably took all of his luggage on board, used his overhead space and the space belonging to the passengers around him, then threatened to call a sky marshall when the lady in front of him dared to recline her seat. And the flight attendant who finally loses it trying to deal with him, is the one arrested. This is why I am self-employed!
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My heels are broken! I can't move!
And why would he get jail time for that? Ridiculous. It's awful that when you work dealing with customers you just have to take shit from them. I just cannot hold back my attitude when someone gives attitude to me. Imagine if every business you worked at let you treat the customers how they treat you. There should be a law about that. I'm so sick of that "the customer is always right" bullshit. No, the customer is not always fucking right! Sometimes the customer is an asshole!
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Submitted by soraya on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 10:38pm.
YOU GUYS... when the police went to his home however many hours later, they arrested him when he "appeared to be in the midst of sexual relations"
GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD!!!!!!!!
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YESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My heart gonna burst tonight from the love OMFG YESSSS!!!
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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& FREE STEVEN SLATER FFS!!!
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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I'm in love with a ghey flight attendant, truly, deeply, madly.
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Snideychick sez:
All airline jobs that have direct customer contact are shit jobs. Ten years ago I worked for a west coast carrier *coughalaskaairlinescough* as a ticket agent and company policy is the customer is always right. Even if they scream at you. Even if they cuss you out. Even light physical force against the ticket agent is allowed, but you (as ticket agent) are allowed to call airport security as long as it doesn't upset the passenger.
WTF?
Obviously I did not last long at that job. So not worth the $8.50 an hour it paid. TEAM STEVEN ALL THE WAY!
He should only serve a Lohan sentence for his well deserved freak out. I don't know how many times I as a patient world traveller had to deal with people holding up departures, unwashed people sitting near you on 13 hour flights, spoiled mouthy brats, people who take pills and pass out so that you have to crawl over them to get to the pisser, people who conk you on the head with their oversized carryon when it falls out of the overhead stow and never being able to have my small carryon which only has my book, crossword/puzzle book, crappy busted old powerbook G4 because the overhead stowage was packed with Disneyworld bags, flying for free kids backpacks, skateboards etc. I haven't been able to have my carryon in the last few flights I have taken because there was this issue or a dog carrier under my seat so they take my laptop bag and make it cargo. It really sucks because loose luggage that you can't find a place for becomes a projectile during turbulence so I comply. I saw it happen on a xmas trip to the uk and some poor paki grannie got nailed by a tote bag during a horrible thunderstorm.
I love this bitch.
The airlines are out of control and so are all the fucktards that think a garbage bag, and not even one of the good ones, but the cheap white kitchen ones that fall apart when you throw bottles in them, are luggage. The skies are full of trailer trash these days. Bringing their stinky Mc Donalds on a plane, painting their nails, taking off their shoes, and refusing to buy two seats for their fat asses or their way old kids. And to top it all off, are the self-entitled baby boomer pieces of shit.
I want to move to Steve Island and flip off the whole fucking world.
Today is the day I can proudly stand up and say...."I am a Jetblue flight attendant!"
Submitted by tweedlebugb on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 11:41pm.
Honestly, tho. That's totally something I would do.
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