Hot Slut Of The Day!
Of course....Steven Slater! Steven has already been declared an unofficial Hot Slut in our hearts, but now here's the paperwork to make it official. We can replace Steven's wings with a Hot Slut Hall of Fame pin (made from gold condom wrappers, an old Spaghetti Cat button pin and a dab of glitter lube).
In case you've been in a drunken roofie coma from your weekend of debauchery and have yet to spend time with the local news, CNN, Facebook, Twitter, your inbox, the internet as a whole, your relatives, your pimp, your dealer or your priest, let me give you the quick second version. Steven is the JetBlue flight attendant who told a rude passenger to fuck off on the intercom before he grabbed two beers from the galley, pushed the emergency exit, slid down the evacuation slide to the tarmac and took the AirTrain to his car. Basically, Steven ensured that when you Google "dramatic exit of the century," his precious picture will pop up on top.
But there's more! NBC New York says that while Steven was riding on the AirTrain to the parking lot, he ripped off his JetBlue tie and threw that shit to the floor. And when the cops arrived at Steven's house in Queens to arrest him, he was in the middle of getting down with his main man! Because telling some asshole to eat a fuck you would put fire in anybody's hole!
Steven has basically covered all the bases: He cursed a bitch out, quit his job in the most dramatic way possible and celebrated by licking free beer off of his man's nipples while the cops knocked on his front door. Hero is now spelled S-T-E-V-E-N!
And click here to see a short clip of Steven being taken away in handcuffs while throwing a "Yeah...AND?" smirk at the cameras. The cherry on top of the cherry!
(Once again, thanks to everybody who sent this in)
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Please declare this M-fer the "hot slut of the year" already.
I know it's only August, but I think it's time to pull the ripcord on the emergency slide and just call it a year.
(and while you're at it, why not grab yourself a couple of beers?)
Well, he may or may not eventually get a reality show or whatever, but one thing is certain - from now on he'll definitely have more chances to get laid.
TEAM STEVEN!
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A true friend always stabs you in the front.
-Oscar Wilde
There are so many times, in so many jobs that I've had, where I would love to have told an asshole customer or client to go fuck themselves.
The closest I ever came was when I empowered myself to order a customer to leave my store immediately and not return. My corporate overlords supported me, surprisingly.
When I checked the FB support page for Steven this morning, it was at less than 600 "LIKES".
As of a few minutes ago, it was closing in on 62 THOUSAND.
VIVA LA REVELUCION!
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
It is absolutely amazing how rude people can be. That sense of entitlement - and the lack of any sort of compassion for customer service personnel - is just disgusting.
I've worked in customer service forever and I completely understand why he snapped. (He also had a lot of other stresses in his life and this was just the straw that broke the camel's back.)
If they don't give him a very light sentence they will look absolutely ridiculous. People should not have to endure abuse in the workplace.
This guy is fucking awesome. He has done what all of us only dreamed to do when we were working some relentlessly abusive job - gave a FUCK YOU to it in all caps!!
Chapeau Steven! You are my fucking hero!!
...and I thought me telling my Miki dikis boss to take the 0,25 he gave me as a raise after a year of busting my ass off and shoved it up is ass was a good way to exit a job.
This guys is all kinds of awesome!!!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Is the guy in the front Steven's peen man? I suppose he is being arrested because he tried to scratch the arresting officers' eyes out.
Steven Slater - Beautiful! America's own Basil Fawlty.
You slid down that slide & into our hearts forever. Anyone who's ever worked in the service industry has dreamed a million times a week of doing what you did. For a few glorious minutes you were king of the world - or maybe not the world but the airport for sure.
"Because telling some asshole to eat a fuck you would put fire in anybody's hole!"
HAHA, yeah it will!
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
Wouldn't it have been so much more satisfying to be like " oh really bitch, ... I just have to make a quick call..." then watch this cunt get dragged away in handcuffs- hopefully to a jail cell & heavily fined. That would have shown the bitch! and he'd still have a job. but because he did that now he looks unprofessional and probably will have a tough time finding future employment. Wish I could feel sorry for him but we all have to deal with assholes at our jobs, if you stay rational its the asshole that will always look ridiculous
Automatic Hot Slut of the Year, at the very least. The part that really sends me over the edge with the LOLs is the fact that he grabbed not just one beer, but two. We all know that feeling. One beer is not going to cut it. I love this guy.
i am SO in love with this guy...steven is my new hero...
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sit your $5 ass down before i make change...
This guy IS a hero to everyone who has every had to just take shit from cunts all day long.
Steven is up there with that chick at the beginning of the year who outed her married lover. 2010 will be a hard year to choose Slut of the Year.
Animated Re-enactment of Slater's Bitch-Off! Definitely not as great as Tiger's reenactment, but then again nothing will probably ever be. Thank you Taiwan, Thank You!!
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local-beat/100355689.html
This guy is the reincarnation of Stephen "Johnny" Stucker from the movie Airplane.
http://www.moviepilot.de/files/images/0005/7181/57181_article.jpeg
This guy is AWESOME! No joke.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Way to go Steven! Don't put up with abusive shit on the job.
Sometimes, it takes one motherfucker to make ya snap. Working in the service industry is one of the most thankless jobs in the world. I wish I had the ovaries to do something that like at my shitty job.
Hip hip hooray! I wish i had the balls.
Bravo buddy. Way to live the dream.
Awesome little fun fact about my new hero Steven:
He was the chairman of the airline's Uniform Redesign Committee
He is like the supreme gay super hero. Well...an out of the closet gay super hero.
Are we sure there weren't any around-the-head finger snaps and side-to-side neck movements before Steven left the plane?
And I agree with the poster who said Steven is a new folk hero ... most definitely.
I don't think it's about quitting his job. It's about that bitch who set him off. They should have hauled HER off to the Feds in handcuffs. Who and where the F is that bitch? There should be a warrent for her arrest!
I love this bitch! THAT'S the way you quit a shit job! I waited tables for years, yet I'd never be able to put up with the shit that flight attendants have to endure from the asshole flying public.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I don't understand what was so illegal. I've blown out of every job I've ever had - and some interviews! And some dates! (Haha, and now I'm rich and married - don't take any shit, people! It pays off! ) Get mad and pop down a slide if one is at the ready.
Go Steve!
I gotta say I love this guy (although he probably fucked up a few peeps travel plans by pulling out the exit slide on that plane.. oh well). I really hope he gets a few 15min of fame and banks on it.
What I wanna know is WHO is the asshole he told off? That guy needs his own cover story. Name names!
Just another Queen who should NEVER have a job dealing with the public!
Free Steven Slater t-shirt:
http://www.customink.com/designs/freesteven/ghs0-000f-b1wf/social?cm_cat...
I am waiting for him to show up in a BEER COMMERCIAL!
"When you want to make a statement, drink [x beer]"
"When you want to be remembered forever only [x beer] will do"
"When you have had enough and are quitting that bitch, don't forget to grab a couple of [x beers] on your way out the door"
His FB page is pretty funny. He is a HERO now. I'll bet he shows up on a bunch of the evening talk shows and SNL, or at least a parody, and I am looking forward to all the re-enactments and mashups on youtube. Maybe there will be a mashup of Steven Slater and Crazy McChicken Nugget lady.
He's "The Last of the Famous International Playboys"
Dear hero imprisoned
With all the new crimes that you are perfecting
Oh I can't help quoting you
Because everything that you said rings true...
-MOZ
His cojones will now secure him a place in Internet lore, and probably land him some more lucrative employment.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Steven-Slater/145469768806134?ref=ts
Was the offending suitcase tossed by a stinkfish?
We love it!
Soon Mary will be offered her own "Reality" TV show!
People who work service jobs should get gold metals. People are SO rude and SO impatient these days. I bet that dumb vinyl passenger complained to Jet Blue and got a free flight. You are the wind beneath my wings Steven!
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"Whoever it is needs to come down to the subways in NYC in August. With every ho wearing flip-flops, it sometimes smells like a family of horseflies died in a 2-week-old pot of fondue." --MK
A few days ago at a beer distributor in Connecticut a disgruntled worker had had enough, got a gun, went to his workplace, and blew away his co-workers. When Steven Slater had had enough, he got some beers, went home, and blew his boyfriend. Considering twenty years in a stressful job, capped off with a purposeful hit on the head by a foul-mouthed customer, I think Slater made the right, nonviolent choice. He actually showed admirable restraint.
Steven Slater 2012!
Hot Slut Hall of Fame, no doubt. He deserves to be knighted by the Queen.
I wish I was crazy enough to pull shit like things.
since he has garnered all this attention I want the idiot passenger that caused all this mess exposed, banned from all jet Blue flights and placed on a NO FLY shit list for a year, maybe then cuntbag will follow simple rules
I only wish my last job had a slide.
DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.
Love this guy. I hope he screamed out "Bu-Bye" as he was flying down the shute!
Slater, Dodson ... 2010 is great!
Submitted by Tinam on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 10:27am.
Shit, sometimes you just snap. I remember years ago when I was a waitress and some dipshit customer kept asking me for more cornbread. The cornbread was still baking. Everytime I walked by his table he got nastier and nastier. When the cornbread was finally done, I prepared a nice basket of bread, calmly walked up to his table and said "here's your fucking cornbread" and threw it in his face. I did not get fired and the next quarter I was awarded "Employee of the quarter" for an entire region
AWESOME!
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Steven should be awarded Redd Fox the hot ginge hermaphrodite dog and they should be given a free trip to the water park so he can slide all damn day down the airplane chutes with Redd Foxx.
This guy is officially Hot Slut of the Century. I mean who among us hasn't wanted to tell people to fuck off? And he actually had the balls to do it. If I had been on that flight I would have applauded. That dumb fuck passenger should have just stayed in his seat until the plane got to the gate.
Shit, sometimes you just snap. I remember years ago when I was a waitress and some dipshit customer kept asking me for more cornbread. The cornbread was still baking. Everytime I walked by his table he got nastier and nastier. When the cornbread was finally done, I prepared a nice basket of bread, calmly walked up to his table and said "here's your fucking cornbread" and threw it in his face. I did not get fired and the next quarter I was awarded "Employee of the quarter" for an entire region.
Steven totally sounds like a DLister!!!
I would have been clapping happily for him, had I been on that flight. :))
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
So the ass-hat passenger get away with treating flight staff like shit and disobeying the rules? That's not right. This is why I refuse to fly.
And he's facing a possible 7 year jail sentence, while Blowhan did a cush 13 days.
Fucking retarded.
My husband's a commercial pilot and he tells me some tales about some stupid ass passengers. He told me once while the plane was in the take off roll some dipshit got up to get something out of the overhead compartment! The plane stopped and my husband got on the intercom and told the passengers that because someone got up take off had to be aborted and they had to get to the back of the line. I hope everyone farted when they walked by that guy.
You go Steven. If I had to deal with adults who couldn't follow simple rules on a daily basis I would flip out, too.
Ummmmm. This guy is obviously bipolar in the manic stage. Bless his heart.
Judy T, "All About Eve" is one of the best movies EVER made!
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I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go --
I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
- Dan Fogelberg
He is right up there with Margo Channing's "Hang on tight kids, it's gonna be a bumpy ride". This man is fabulous!! He is my hero.