Steven Slater Gets The Taiwanese CGI Treatment
One of the things that surprises me the most about Steven Slater's Exit to Gay Eden is that not one bitch on that plane recorded this truly historical moment on their phone. I mean, people will whip their phones out to record stupid shit like a dog attacking a dandelion (okay, that's not stupid), but everybody suddenly got shy when Steven raised the stakes in the game of dramatic exits?! I swear, people need better training.
Thankfully, Taiwan TV News will put out CGI re-enactments of absolutely anything (the dog attacking a dandelion re-enactment is coming out in a few days), so they put their artists to work on the "I QUIT THIS BITCH" heard around the world.
I hope this isn't the final product, because this obviously needs more cunt glares, pursed lips and the sound of a million overworked angels singing in unison. And why did Steven suddenly become Dracula when he went down that slide?
(Thanks to everyone who sent this in)
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Steven Slater gets Hot Slut of the MONTH!!
Two beers on me beeyotch!!
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She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine. -- Michael K.
TEAM STEVEN SLATER
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
Antoine & Steven = Hot Sluts of the Year.
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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"This content is not available"
Oh, the humanity.
Michael K! If you and me were on that plane, we would of hugged each other knowing we had witnessed a piece of history. But more important we would of had our Iphones filming!!
'content not available...' WTF? Are they afraid that Steven Slater's sublime swishy divaness is going to blind me or something? *sigh*
take this job and shove it...gotta love someone who lives by those words...I am too afraid to IN THIS ECONOMY...but he is my hero for doing it...why put him in jail...throw a damn parade for him already!!
The media has already talked to his ex-wife???
This gets thumbs up for being timely...but we all know our hero was in full on red-faced, heart racing, vinegar spouting SWAGGER....He would have run down Shaq if he was in his way.
WHERES THE GO FUCK YOURSELF TO THE PASSENGER
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Damn, Taiwan TV is awesome.
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"69ing while driving is only for professionals" --MK
They left out the confrontation with the bitch passenger.
He should have smacked the two bimbos fighting over the overhead storage compartments on his way out.
Steven was caught with his boyfriend at his home when the cops came for him wonder if its the guy in the front row with the sleeveless camouflage jumpsuit.
That guy is a HPOA (hot piece of ass!)
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She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine. -- Michael K.
That was awesome. Is this available for Wii?
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"Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband they rapin' everbody!"
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
OOOOOHH! When is this game coming out?
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'' The Master would not approve! ''
My favorite part are the shots of the passengers looking around while he is screaming!
ROCK ON STEVEN!
I just get this stupid "This content is not available" message. They wont let me have any fun! BOOOOO!!!!!
the only good part is when he cracks open the beer at the end.
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
The puppy attacking the weed is cute.
I got sucked into watching several stupid animal video's. The sneezing baby Panda that scares the shit out of it's mother was funny.
Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 08/10/2010 - 2:35pm.
I had to google, this is that JetBlue flight attendant that fled his plane via emergency chute with beer in hand...
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Male Dog was on a plane???? That rat bastard told me he was in a meeting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
I had to google, this is that JetBlue flight attendant that fled his plane via emergency chute with beer in hand...
How come I never know who anyone is?
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
http://www.modestneeds.org/