This Bitch Has The Seven Year Itch Alright
And when she stands over a subway grate, everybody in a 2-mile radius also gets the seven year itch. Some like it hot, but not like that!
Because useless celebwhores in Hollywood won't stop until Marilyn Monroe's body has rolled itself into a fine powder, Parasite Hilton used her sticky snatch glue to fix a kitchen ass Marilyn-like wig to the top of her empty head for the launch of her new Ewwww de Wart Pus at some free clinic in Los Angeles last night.
Wonks needs to spend less time on manufacturing her cleavage, and more time practicing her whorefaces in the mirror. Bitch looks like she's prairie dogging while trying to fight an itch down below she can't scratch. Dian O'Connell needs to snatch this skank's wig off and show her how it's really done.
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What a disgusting low-life skank! How is it possible someone hasn't taken an ice-pick to this worthless fame whore yet?
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Sorry to necropost, but I just figured it out: she looks just like a slutty Meryl Streep!
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
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ahahahahaha whaaaaaaaa did that weirdo say?
I am sure her perfum smells like gross piss
Go smell like piss HPH
Coma Caca!
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ahhh, HPH. Thank you. I needed a laugh today.
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I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go --
I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
- Dan Fogelberg
She looks beautiful. Marilyn Monroe was gorgeous too. But she makes even a better Mrs. Monroe than Marilyn! I'm going to get her purfume tease is going i know be fantastic!! whoa paris you rock!! love ya beytch! xoxoxo!!
Fast forward 50 years and you will see wonky lookalikes parading the brisbane deli counter.
When'd she turn 50?
Submitted by Sayonara on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 7:23pm.
I can smell her breath from here.
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Penis or cum breath?
Shame that such a cool cheetah(?) ring is wasted on someone who's got such ugly hands.
looking at her feet and hands always makes me wonder if she is a hermaphrodite...she is manly enough to be one...creepy nasty ick slutty whore from hell....
My thoughts exactly, Hoity - she still has ginormous Minnie Mouse feet. Can't ever get past those gun boats. Literally.
Yikes!! Is she preggers??!!?!?! Now that's scary.
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Bitch needs to take attention away from her man hands and those size 20 monsterous feet.
I can smell her breath from here.
Dedicated to the Winners & the Losers... The Wu
she looks brittle and leathery and dehydrated and OLD
she looks like a drag queen...a cute one
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
scroll down to the last picture, her belly looks HUUUUUUUGE.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/49860568.html#cutid1
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I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go --
I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
- Dan Fogelberg
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 10:24am.
She is just a pathetic little brat. She and her sister are worthless fools and their parents aren't much better. Kathy Hilton always makes me laugh because she puts on airs and wants everyone to forget that she wasn't born a Hilton but instead came from a blue collar family. And Rick is a boor. Rude and full of himself.
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What do you expect? Conrad Hilton raped his own wife (Zsa Zsa Gabor) and let Frank Sinatra and countless others do the same. Whenever I see this horrible woman and her fuglier sister, I want to choke someone.
God, I hate this wonky-eyed, big-footed, hook-nosed waste of oxygen!
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"69ing while driving is only for professionals" --MK
If she ever ACTUALLY gets in trouble with the law again--you know she violates something everyday I would like to see her sentence be that she is forced to wear a pair of Old Navy jeans, Crocs/workboots (men's size of course)--Her choice, and a size XL grey sweatshirt from Walmart every day for 90 days. And no makeup. Hair strictly in a ponytail or bun. And she must be in public at least 8 hours a day. I can dream can't I ?
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
If you've ever imagined Marilyn with superwonk, starving and size 14 clown feet then this is perfect.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 9:59am.
She must have to buy her shoes from the same people who supply circus folk.
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 10:11am.
Yes, because Marilyn looked like the Vlassic Pickle stork with a pancake on its ass.
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Can't stop giggling at these.
She looks very nic...Whoa what the fuck is up with her feet..
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Exceeding the sum of my parts since 5:30 this morning...
nsaustin: seriously, I have been obsessing over her dirty neck all day. when is the last time you walked out your house with a dirty neck?? Prolly never!!! and we don't have a million and one people trying to make us look hot!
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Scrub your neck, you damn skank.
She looks like a bad porn actress dying for her next fix. Glad poor Marilyn is not around to see this fugly wanna-be.
Bitch, we can still see your wonk eye even though you're trying to cover that shit up with your betty white wig. FAIL.
Poor Marilyn...first Hohan now this SLUT FROM HELL...don't worry Marilyn..they are ick and nast...and will never come close to the greatness and sexiness that is yours for eternity!!! Parasite you can now go back to hell whence you came from.
Parasite hilton needs to get a personality of her own & stop trying to co-opt Marilyn Monroe's. Wait, that's not possible; you need to have a brain to get one...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
It really bothers me that her dress is white and her shoes are beige-ish.
This reminds me of a story I read where a guy talks about being chosen by Paris to one of the guys to carry her on stage at some MTV beach show. He said when he saw her she had a perfect body. Well, a person who commented said something like, "Oh sure she has a perfect body. If your idea of a perfect body has the measurements of 22-22-22" I just about died laughing!
@cappy
No, I meat it as a compliment, seriously.
also the natl soc service pool sounds like a great idea, but also like a huge bureaucratic nightmare, but keep us posted on that. I'm trying to start something up in my country too.
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Bitch please!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 12:33pm.
"Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 11:28am.
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Parasite is NOT a pear shape. Loks more like a rectangle or an hourglass (because she has a defined waist. But I will disagree with Ricki lake on her being curvy. I see too many bones on her."
Haha well I meant she is 'curvy' in the sense that she is not a straight up and down stick or have one of those "little boy bodies," not that she's pillowy or has a stomach or butt or boobs or anything. Most women as thin as her DO often tend to be shaped pretty straight up and down. Paris actually has a pretty nice body, and it looks natural on her, not like she had to starve herself to get it. But no, agreed, 'curvy' would not be the first adjective I'd use for her...
It all depends on the waist to hip ratio.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 12:33pm.
"Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 11:28am.
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Parasite is NOT a pear shape. Loks more like a rectangle or an hourglass (because she has a defined waist. But I will disagree with Ricki lake on her being curvy. I see too many bones on her.
Submitted by vidz on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 1:23pm.
@cappy
What don't you know? What are you studying anyways?
dlisted is such an edumacational site.
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OMG no, i hope i did not sound weird; I just get technical when it comes to history. But more importantly, TRUST THERE IS A BOATLOAD I DO NOT know, friend. A boatload! lol.
undergraduate in LA/History minor. graduate student now (returning student, work full time) for MA. (at the office now, but y'all are more edumacational)
TEAM EDUMACATION!!
ONT: Due to today's thread on Paris, I have decided to channel my anger on celebuhorz' need to ignore society by writing letters to certain industries and some wealthy fuckers directly to ask that they consider a national pool for social services. Serious about this. Gonna think about how to go about it a bit more, but I gots friends in good places and I'm gonna make this my project starting now. For real, this has always bothered me.
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@cappy
What don't you know? What are you studying anyways?
dlisted is such an edumacational site.
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Bitch please!
Submitted by vidz on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 1:11pm.
@cappy
THe Japs carried out operation sook ching here in singapore, complete with baby bayoneting and shit. It was a systematic genocide of the chinese here.
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Nanking was in '37 and it was the precursor to the both of the '42 incidences of Baatan and Sook Ching.
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@cappy
THe Japs carried out operation sook ching here in singapore, complete with baby bayoneting and shit. It was a systematic genocide of the chinese here.
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Bitch please!
She is repulsive. Nice turkey neck. Always shoving all her money and good fortune in our faces. Her looks are going fast. She will get real ugly and some gigolo will marry her for her money. Then she will become a alcoholic and die alone.
i hate this trollop with the burning intensity of one of her herpes outbreaks. times infinity.
Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 12:34pm.
my father survived the bataan death march. i was already born at the time and he was in his 30's. he was a very difficult man growing up and it wasn't until i got a little bit older i started to realize the magnitude of that ordeal he went through and it doesn't even come close to what i went through. the japs made them walk NON STOP for 7 days with no food and very little, if any water. the ones who fell got their heads run over by the japs by their onside vechicles like watermelons smashing and there were a ton of them who were carrying their fellow soldiers on their backs only to stumble and fall and get shot or run over. it is absolutely astounding how anyone can go through that and go on to from some kind of life.
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Damn, charlie, 1) wow never ceases to make me ill and want to go ballistic when I hear what people have done to other people in the name of 'war', and 2) i learned this when completing my history minor a few years back - the japanese, also at the same time, did that nanking shit of horrors that was supposedly so fked up that people still talk about how mentally disturbed that left generations of ppl who survived that invasion. they bayonnetted kids and shit alive for practice. k, now my dad was also difficult and had a 10 year PTSD drinking/anger problem resulting from war (no nothing in terms of decompression counseling was issued). he also said that the vietnam war is nothing compared to the atrocities of wwI and wwII. Now, what i'm hearing today is, that the middle east vets are showing the same trauma from wwI/wwII vets re: experiencing the wide range of torture/trauma inflicted on soldiers and civilians. dad says at least in vietnam the men did not have to witness human bombs (bombs sewn into kids) etc.
This is why I say that there needs to be a focus for the returning servicemen today.
Sorry peeps, we got on this topic cause I was imagining how much funding could be issued for fire/police/emergency/military needs if these whores like Paris would contribute a percentage of their numerous superficial expenses. Fuck, if the thousands of millionaire sluts put $100 into a monthly pot for social services, we'd see a damn change. Servicemen and women fighting and dying to protect the freedoms of these skanks so they can parade around like living dolls while ignoring the needs of those 'adoring' or promoting them. Just makes me sick.
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thanks everyone. I wasn't ignoring you, I had to run some errands.
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I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go --
I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
- Dan Fogelberg
Damnit. It seemed like Paris was disappearing from the public eye or least being a bit more discreet. I guess she's back.
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 11:15am.
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my father survived the bataan death march. i was already born at the time and he was in his 30's. he was a very difficult man growing up and it wasn't until i got a little bit older i started to realize the magnitude of that ordeal he went through and it doesn't even come close to what i went through. the japs made them walk NON STOP for 7 days with no food and very little, if any water. the ones who fell got their heads run over by the japs by their onside vechicles like watermelons smashing and there were a ton of them who were carrying their fellow soldiers on their backs only to stumble and fall and get shot or run over. it is absolutely astounding how anyone can go through that and go on to from some kind of life.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
"Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 11:28am.
ricki lake on W
http://www.diet-blog.com/05/the_end_of_the_hourglass_figure.php?page=6
http://www.listal.com/list/the-hourglass-figure
there are many kinds of shapes but the hourglass figure is not that common and yes the 10 inches do seem exaggerated but some women are built like that. There is nothing wrong with Paris shape if anything she might be a pear shape, to me though she looks a little like an apple that gains all her weight in the stomach she is much too thin to be able to tell."
Well, I mean, that wasn't really my point. I didn't say the 10-inch thing was impossible, just that it wasn't necessary to have an hourglass figure. Neither or those links really refuted anything I said, they just had some pictures. My point was precisely that you DON'T have to be 'bodacious' like Sophia Loren to have an hourglass figure, all you need is a definable waist and proportionate hips/bust. As I said, if you look at Paris in a bikini (or naked, I suppose lol, eww) you will see that she DOES have an obvious waist and an hourglass figure. You don't have to look like Christina Hendricks to have 'curves,' and you don't have to be a beanpole just because you are skinny. Paris is pretty thin but she DOES have curves, and she is in NO way pear-shaped!!! LOL. She has no ass and praying mantis legs. That's not a pear shape.
God I hate this ho. Why am I even talking about her this much lol? It sounds like I spend all day staring at her in a bikini haha. I really don't!!!
Regarding mortuary make up (more the hairstyle part) my friend is a hairdresser and she says when the hair of a dead person is set with rollers/curlers, rubbing alcohol is used to wet it because it dries quickly. Of course, you can't blow-dry a corpse's hair on a hot setting.
She has mortuary make-up on. Dressed as a corpse.