Shocking: JLo's Diva Bitch Ways Cost Her A Job
Fox and the producers of American Idol are putting the phone to their assholes and farting every time JLo's people call, because they are done negotiating with her for a judge's spot on American Idol.
A couple of weeks ago, the rumor went around that JLo and Steven Tyler would join Randy Jackson at the judge's table. But now People is saying that Fox has dropped JLo on her double stuffed ass.
A source says that Fox has started talking to other people, because JLo's “demands got out of hand. Fox had just had enough.”
Fox needs to do their research, because they should have known that JLo's full-time job is to constantly promote the phrase "“sense of self-entitlement." Of course JLo is going to ask for ridiculous shit like twice as many hair products as Ryan Gaycrest, a fresh human brain for Skeletor to nibble on while she's on set and a completely white dressing room. Seriously, everything in that dressing room must be white! Even the wicks on her $500 imported candles! When the wick goes black, an assistant must run up and paint it with Wite-Out!
JLo really needs to get over herself, because she has yet to do anything to earn the title of DIVA CUNT BITCH. When JLo quits a job by grabbing two beers and sliding down the evacuation slide, then she can demand anything she wants.
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surely i'm not the only person who giggles at the very irony of jennifer lopez judging others for their talent and singing ability?
"a fresh human brain for Skeletor to nibble on while she's on set and a completely white dressing room"
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LMFAO, MK you kill sometimes.
I thought American Idol was cancelled after the awful season with Ellen as a judge?
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 7:52am.
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But can she do THIS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk9UxjS43l8
Hahaha, what an asshole.
IG! Exactly.. Paula can't sing either, but can JLO do this?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN-Qq2umKZo&feature=related
Neither should be judging live singers actually.
But Paula had more talent.
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 7:21am.
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Exactly! May I present to you Exhibit A... GENIUS!! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbknGnZXHUk
Islandgirl! Even Paula Abdul, who we all know could not sing well, had talent. Everyone grew up wathcing her music videos.
:)
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 7:15am.
JLO judging other singers?
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Ironic, ain't it? If it was a show judging cats fighting in a paper bag, then yes.
JLO judging other singers?
I don't think she's been Jenny from the block since she was 5
Submitted by copacabanagirl on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 5:32pm.
This is too bad because JLo was exactly the type of judge that would have stirred controversy and likely incited bitch fights with both judges and contestants and injected some life into the show. I don't think she'd be a mediocre/meek presence, that's for sure.
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Sure, but she'd be annoying! She can't sing and who wants to hear her pretend she knows what she's talking about? The only reason Paula worked out is bc she was so out of it, it was funny. Even Paula was annoying when she would say someone was a little flat or out of tune. She didn't know flat or out of tune! And JLo looks like she would want to be an "expert."
Honestly, they need to completely rework AI. I would rather they put Marc Anthony back there (I know, I know, I'm a fan) as a vocal coach and show more behind the scenes footage of the contestants and their process. (I always did like Rock Star with Dave Navarro more). Then you need someone to replace Simon, to represent a record company's POV -- not a performer -- but maybe a female this time. Take it back down to 3 judges, kick Kara out, replace her with Dave Navarro or Sebastian Bach or... George Michael or Neneh Cherry or Lisette Melendez or something. No need for a big star, though some of those at one time were. lol. I'd like that... But most entertaining would be if they somehow could get Joni Mitchell because now there is a shit-stirrer. That lady thinks everyone sucks and doesn't mind saying it. If all else fails, fire all the judges and hire Peter, Paul, Mary & Ringo. That would be worth watching just to see the stupefied looks on their faces -- I don't think any of them would know where they were.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 2:14pm.
Although I may have to skip over to You Tube now to watch that unintenionally hilarious video of her and Ben Affleck cavorting around Miami and she's singing about yachts, furs, jewels, being hot etc...WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT SONG ??
LOOL Jenny from the Block? :-D
@momus
Harry Connick Junior for the win!!!!
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Bitch please!
and she better hope she gets it to because her music career is officially in the dumps.
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JLo doing the Sexy-Face. I need another coffee.
Submitted by One Size Fits All on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 11:17pm.
Damn! Once a diva bitch, always a diva bitch! She does know how to sabotage her own career. This year she's been dropped from a major record label, reduced to starring in stale third rate romcoms, now publicly dumped by a failing TV show before being signed?! Where is she gonna turn up next? QVC or HSN selling perfume?
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I have always thought she was going to end up with some crappy clothing or jewelry line on QVC or HSN when all of her other opportunities dry up (which looks to be soon).
Well blow me over with a wet fart from a big flabby ass and color me shocked.
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I don't like Jennifer Lopez but I bet now they'll get stupid ass Jessica Simpson for sure. They should have just paid Paula her money...with her and now Simon gone they need to just end it.
Damn! Once a diva bitch, always a diva bitch! She does know how to sabotage her own career. This year she's been dropped from a major record label, reduced to starring in stale third rate romcoms, now publicly dumped by a failing TV show before being signed?! Where is she gonna turn up next? QVC or HSN selling perfume?
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Does Vader have to choke a bitch?
p. diddy for AI president.
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I just don't mind being a bitch.
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Idol is tired. JLo is a stuck up star, like so many of them, with marginal talent ( liked the Anaconda movie ), and has in vitro twins ( seems to be the thing to do in Hollywood ). Retire the show and JLo.
I think she forgot where she came from -- Bronx [cheer!]. Actually she gives all us NewYoRicans a bad name.
Thought Marc was pretty good in El Cantante, tho.
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I don't watch AI, but I am glad it made one right move. It was bad enough when Paula Abdrool was judging and JBlow would have been just as bad.
Can we get Team Bret (Michaels) up and running again?
Does this mean American Idol will go away for good, then?
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
JLo didn't get the Memo. America is flat BROKE!!
$13.5 Trillion+ Debt!
Thanks to the poster who linked to her video "Jenny from the Block", I've forgotten how ridiculous she was in her prime.
Times have changed and the bling-bling days from the late 90s/early 00s are LONG gone.
Her hair looks weird; like a full wig.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 6:43pm.
Anyone seen El Cantante? I'm convinced that she is Puchi in real life. She played herself and wanted a fucking Oscar.
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I agree with you. That was the best piece of acting that she has ever done.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 6:43pm.
Absolutely she played herself. Lessee, selfish, jellus, domineering, whiny, shrill, bitchy and thinks she's the hottest shit on earth.
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I'm not surprised and what bugs me is that a latina girl from the Bronx that grew up in NY streets...she should know better, especially at a time when her ratings aren't that great. People are over her and this was her chance for a nice comeback, but the bitch had to fuck it up. Nice going JLo as in NO you ain't got no new j-o-b.
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Hell,even Kelly Clarkson is irrelevant now.
Anyone seen El Cantante? I'm convinced that she is Puchi in real life. She played herself and wanted a fucking Oscar.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Dumbass move, she should have signed the contract and bitched aboout the extras afterwards. It must be a Leo thing because I like my water at room temperature aswell. There wasn;t anything on that list that was out of control, must have been some other shit, like trying to get Skeletor on the show to perform.
Bitch doesn't realize she's irrelevant now. KK and Coco took over the ass game, she has nothing.
they should retire this stupid fucking show. It's not like it will last more than the one season without Simon.
I can't even name who has won since Carrie Underwood. No one is going to have a career like hers or Kelly Clarkson's.
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So, who will be the female judge?! I'm glad they rejected her crazy demands.
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I'm surprised how dry, damaged and frizzy her hair looks. With the hair technology out there and the money she has, there's no excuse for the brittle looking hair.
Jlo should be lucky anyone even offered her ass a job
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Bitch, you went from movies and music to REALITY TV. Get the fuck over yourself. I hope she fades away into well-deserved obscurity.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Somebody needs to tell JLo that it's not 2002 anymore; nobody is willing to put up with her shit. Besides, she is stupid to be making to may demands BEFORE contracts are signed.
I hope this doesn't mean that Jessica Simpson's getting the job.
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LOL! Jello is so OVER! I'm sick of seeing her big ass and stupid, mouth-breathing "sexy face" expression. Go home to your kids, ya stupid ho.
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This is too bad because JLo was exactly the type of judge that would have stirred controversy and likely incited bitch fights with both judges and contestants and injected some life into the show. I don't think she'd be a mediocre/meek presence, that's for sure.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 2:45pm.
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LOL @ vcr & cd player in every room no exceptions
Jello is such a despicable cunt, I hate that I love her beauty LOL She really is put together well, she must have one hell of a styling team. Ah, what one could do if one were rich...
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Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 3:33pm.
Hey Cappy. Get your meds on before the next stage arrives!
Earlier this week,you mentioned coping with migraines induced by the weather on another thread.Hypersensitivity (to stimuli,to anything that normally bothers you) is a common early warning sign.
I've had migraines off and on since 1976,trigeminal & genticulous neuralgia since 2003. All of the above turned me into a human barometer.
How's my Wednesday? My head hurts like a motherfucker,thanks for asking. :P
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*hands Acotw a 'frova' for your headache* Yup, thats right I did talk migraine earlier. On the EC, we've had a bit of respite from storms, but still 95deg heat. However, I just checked the WC and we're due for storms tomorrow for the next three days. damn don't it suck being a human barom? ugh
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Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 4:04pm.
A spoiled untalented jerk who sucked whoever off to make a few lousy movies and cds has no business demanding anything from anyone. Fox could at least try to find someone who is gracious and has talent. Maybe Janet Jackson?
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Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 3:33pm.
Hey Cappy. Get your meds on before the next stage arrives!
Earlier this week,you mentioned coping with migraines induced by the weather on another thread.Hypersensitivity (to stimuli,to anything that normally bothers you) is a common early warning sign.
I've had migraines off and on since 1976,trigeminal & genticulous neuralgia since 2003. All of the above turned me into a human barometer.
How's my Wednesday? My head hurts like a motherfucker,thanks for asking. :P
Bitch probably took this as an opportunity for a 20-year reunion w/ FOX wherein the former "Fly Girl" (read: pee-on) returns to Rule the School.
whoops..jlo must need an auditing or she didn't pray enough to xenu...
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Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 4:04pm.
A spoiled untalented jerk who sucked whoever off to make a few lousy movies and cds has no business demanding anything from anyone. Fox could at least try to find someone who is gracious and has talent. Maybe Janet Jackson?
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Maybe Harry Connick, Jr.?
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