And It's Only $4!
Who needs to go to the grocery store to buy dumb broccoli for $3 when for just $1 more you can go over to Denny's and bathe your arteries in this deep fried deliciousness right here! This mounds of messiness, which sorts of looks like something from the Bodies Exhibit, is Denny's new Fried Cheese Sandwich. It's four deep fried mozzarella sticks shoved into a sourdough grilled cheese sandwich.
This ticket to a date with a defibrillator pad is served with a side of fries and marinara for dipping. Yes, marinara. That's where Denny's went wrong. They were this close to making it look like a golden god. Fuck tomatoes! Tomatoes are only delicious when served with several layers of baked cheese on top! This death in a sandwich needs to be served with a giant bowl of dipping butter and blended bacon to spread on top of it.
That being said, Kirstie Alley is still going to put on her eatin' teddy and make sweet sweet sweet sweeeeet love to this thing.
And once you finish confusing your bowels by swallowing massive amounts of cheese and grease, treat yourself with a piece of Paula Deen's deep fried cheesecake! Eat your way to DEAAATH!
Yes, you probably won't wake up from your deep fried coma, but at least you'll give the coroner some stories to tell after he opens you up.
via Consumerist & TDW
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Submitted by kndall44 on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 2:36am.
Can you imagine these abominations being invented in Europe? ...or anywhere else in the world?
No you cannot.
Sums up Americana perfectly, everything to excess..
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Oh get off it. Have you seen the kind of shit they eat in England? My mother is British, so I have.
And can we talk about the France, the origin of the rich, sinful dessert?
And what about places like China where you can get an entire meal of animal penises?
Open your eyes.
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 12:26pm.
Paula Dean is food porn. Kinky food porn.
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Yeah. That's what I'm sayin'!
♥ Threadkilla!
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
How come she din't eat the vegetable?
OMG but I totally get it now. I don't know this woman and didn't care but people keep coming back here with these super strong convictions about it so I watched and umm...yeah...she's the devil.
You can totally tell she lulls herself to sleep at night thinking about how much yummy deliciousness she can pack into the next day. And the way she looks at it...she's totally inviting us in to her Heart Stress Convention and taunting us with the fact that we can't jump through the screen and just be there....
And omg she keeps adding stuff. Ok - cheesecake, I'm already making a mental note of what else I ate this week...chocolate I can eat that anytime;p....wonton, deep fried...ok....Oh! Almost forgot the sugar....sugar? with cheesecake and chocolate?....ok....cream too!?! Syrup?! MORE SUGAR!?!?! ACK! I'm dead just from lookin at that thing!
♥ Threadkilla!
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Paula Dean is food porn. Kinky food porn.
She called the fried cheesecake slice a bad boy! LOL!
PS. Paula Deen is as soft as shit and twice as nasty. What a simpleton. Food network needs to take that soppy fat bitch off the air for gross food violation/s. **titters a la Paula Deen**
Paula Deen is a fucking menace with that sweet syrupy southern drawl that lulls you into thinking that the toxic shit she just cooked up won't kill youse.
"Watch it! Watch it!" LOL!
Damn my lactose intolerance!!!! I can't eat any of that shit!
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Denny's can get away with almost anything...
Both look delicious. Yum. All you mewing boring farts will be the healthiest corpses in the boneyard.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
All shades of wrong. No wonder she's so vast.
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"How can you trust someone with your full heart when they seem to be in love with the fact that they look like something out of The Hills Have Eyes."
Vintage MK.
I like the way Paula says at the end, "And a little vegetable" like she doesn't know what that green stuff actually is. Is she dead yet?
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Well, no wonder that woman is a fatty boombah if this is the sort of thing she cooks and eats on a regular basis. She's a heart attack waiting to happen, and if she isn't pre-diabetic, I'm a monkey's aunt. I couldn't believe how she kept piling on the sugary things and whipped cream. What an ass she is. (although I gotta admit it looks like it tastes DIVINE, for like one mouthful)....
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I'm sorry you feel that way ..... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
Oh please how can you mpost this when I"m drunk OMG
HAhaha, this post just cheered me up.
My idol of hot mess cookery has been Sandra Lee so far but I think Paula Deen just replaced her: deep fried cheesecake with choc chips, fuckin'ell.
Can you imagine these abominations being invented in Europe? ...or anywhere else in the world?
No you cannot.
Sums up Americana perfectly, everything to excess..
i see no point in breading the mozzarella as you already have the cheese in sandwich bread. still looks good.
@ricki
Fats are not necessarily bad for you. Some kinds like trans fat ARE pretty much no good. But fat really isn't the enemy they make it sound, and it DOESN'T make you fat. Carbohydrates regulate insulin which regulate whether or not your body stores body fat. You can eat all the fat you want, and as long as you don't eat a lot of carbs it's not going straight to your thighs.
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PREACH Ricki!
I have PCOS (pain in the ass glandular problem) which means I'm insulin resistant. When I was sick of being a fat fuck rounda about last year. I changed my eating habits. I didnt cut down drastically or anything but I regulated my carbs and ate "better carbs". I'm Indian, so we have rice for lunch and dinner usually. I've never been a rice person, so I've cut it down to once a day and I dont take rice after 8. Also people, sugar is a CARB! Regulate your carbs! My initial weight loss was dramatic, w/o excercise even.
For those trying to lose weight please read the metabolism miracle. It's not a diet book, it's a sound sort of biology text on how the body burns fat.
Bitch please!
DAYUM!! I have to admit that is like a wet dream for me! NYOM! *puts on eatin' teddy*
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
Is that yellowish filling all cheese? Jeez, I was born and raised in Gouda and even I wouldn't eat so much of the stuff. This is a perfect example of why people should be weary of all food in monotonous colour.
Paula's in a great new commercial for sliced ham on HGTV with her fat, hot sons. Oink!
ew and eek
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i just discovered wonton wrapper goodness, making fried wonton strips to go with the cabbage salad next to seared ahi. wontons are the SHIT! but that paula dean video - my jaw dropped. and when she added powdered sugar, chocolate, strawberry sauce, and whipped cream, i passed out.
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double post, so i might as well add that that cheese sammich looks like the most vile thang evar.
but that's what you get when the dairy industry is so heavily subsidized.
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I'd hit it...I mean eat it...I mean, oh shit, nevermind.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 8:40pm.
Ever read Stephen King's short story "I Am The Doorway" about the golden eyes on the guy's hands? That's what this sammich reminds me of. Blurgh.
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lol, and eewww. yeah. I wonder what Stephen King thinks of this sandwich?
In the Paula clip, I like how she added all that extra sugar to the FRIED CHEESECAKE, then says she's adding some vegetables--refering to the sprig of mint--the only thing on that plate she's not going to eat.
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"Whoever it is needs to come down to the subways in NYC in August. With every ho wearing flip-flops, it sometimes smells like a family of horseflies died in a 2-week-old pot of fondue." --MK
Im addicted to chipotle sauce on my sammiches. Love that spicey.
I saw this first on consumerist.com and I thought it looked kind of gross but it sounds kind of interesting.
I'll probably try one.
I feel ill looking at the photo. I've been traveling non-stop for three months and I am SO over fast food. I eat good at them, well, as good as I can and I still have a stomachache everyday. I would die without Subway.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Fat burns in a carbohydrate fire yo.
Best advice anyone ever gave me.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 6:16pm.
This is nothing compared to the delicacies at the Indiana State Fair (hamburger on a bun made out of Krispy Kreme glazed donuts!)
This was sent to me the other day by the much missed Mrs. Kravitz:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2010-08-09-state-fair-foods_N.htm
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Awww I miss her. Isn't she the one that had the knitting circle site?
Of course, I'm totally wasted and could be remember her wrong.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 8:38pm.
I'm a foodie snob, I can't stand that stuff anymore.
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I hear THAT! I went through a junk food phase recently and it's been great to watch it come and go. That's how I feel now - I'm a bonafide snob about it. I don't miss it AT ALL. I want FOOD. Sustenance. My body wants it. A couple of times recently I've been in a rush and thinking I'll grab some fries over here or a burger or whatever and I just can't even anymore. I drink more water and wait for food. I can't eat plastic anymore.
♥ Threadkilla!
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 7:09pm.
I second your Carb motion. Insulin is the main regulator of fat absorption and is mainly controlled by carbohydrate. Guess which macronutrient has no effect on insulin? FAT. Fat has been blamed for weight gain when really it is carbohydrate that causes almost all weight gain and health problems. It would be hard to gain weight by eating only proteins, natural fats and veggies because the body regulates appetite much faster with those foods. It is REALLY easy to gain weight by just eating carbs, even at a calorie deficit for someone who is genetically carb-sensitive (most people). Okay, getting off my soapbox because I could write a damned novela.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 8:38pm.
Seriously Cappy, they put cheese on everything. I don't eat at fast food joints as much as I used to. The majority of it goes right thru me with no substance whatsoever. I truly believe I can take a bite of a Mickey Dee's burger and just let my saliva dissolve it, no fiber or texture at all. Everything seems to have cheese on it and if it don't, they ask you if you want a slice on it.
I'm a foodie snob, I can't stand that stuff anymore.
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No, I know. I joke to take the edge off a long ass day, but truth 90% of my meals are homemade w/ real ingredients. And you are completely sound w/ that processed cheeze, oil or corn syrup in everything sold outside. It is hella sad and I've just decided that it ain't no use tryna educate ppl cause they just supersize it right after you talk w/ them, every day. I'll drop $80 for a grocery shopping at whole foods each week. My one single friend (no kids) gets takeout all the time and at least twice a day its some drive through shit. She's always complaining of health shit too. Trust, I tell her the shit you're saying, and in/out each ear.
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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 8:38pm.
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Oh yeah they love to ask if you would like cheese on that. Noooooooooooooooooo
Dedicated to the Winners & the Losers... The Wu
Ever read Stephen King's short story "I Am The Doorway" about the golden eyes on the guy's hands? That's what this sammich reminds me of. Blurgh.
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
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Seriously Cappy, they put cheese on everything. I don't eat at fast food joints as much as I used to. The majority of it goes right thru me with no substance whatsoever. I truly believe I can take a bite of a Mickey Dee's burger and just let my saliva dissolve it, no fiber or texture at all. Everything seems to have cheese on it and if it don't, they ask you if you want a slice on it.
I'm a foodie snob, I can't stand that stuff anymore.
Submitted by Dolly_D on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 7:42pm.
...Just think of the poor sod that has to clean that ball of poo on the floor. I once worked in a public library in some small bumfuck town. I was informed that some guy took a dump on the floor in the men's shitter. Since we had no janitorial staff, guess who had to clean it up! Me!
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He is a nasty ass buzzard!
Dedicated to the Winners & the Losers... The Wu
What's the matter with these low-rent restaurants? The obesity in this country is out of control and they come up with crapfests like this? Although if you eat it, you won't be crapping at all!
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PROPS TO BAMBAM AND HIS CHEESE SANDWICH PROPHESY
*bows and lays golden, bejeweled trinkets down at his feet*
*rubs his majesty's nipples*
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*Testing microphone, tap tap tap, testing, one, two, three....*
Ahem.....DID I NOT TELL YOU BITCHES THAT ONE DAY SOME FAST FOOD JOINT WAS GONNA MAKE UP A SANDWICH MADE TOTALLY OUT OF CHEEZE???? DID I NOT SAY THAT, HUH??? DID I NOT SAY THAT???
GO CHECK MY POSTS (The DoubleDown sammie I think.) RECOGNIZE MY PRECOGNITIVE SKEEILLS MUTHAFUCKAS (I say that lovingly of course) AND GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE!!!!!
THESE FUCKERS DON'T CARE ONE WHIT ABOUT THE PUBLIC, THEY WILL CLOG YOUR ARTERIES AND TAKE YOUR MONEY AND TRICK YOU INTO WEANING YOUR KIDS ON THAT CRAP. WHEN THEY SAY MORE MONEY THEY MEAN MORE CHEESE, WHEN THEY SAY MORE CHEESE THEY MEAN MORE MONEY.
YOU HEARD IT RIGHT HERE, THE NEXT TREND IS PROLLY GONNA BE CHEESE FLAVORED VODKA. THEY GOT YOU COMING FROM ALL ANGLES.
Rant over. I'm slipping out, I gotta taste for a New York cheesecake flavored milkshake. Yum.
LMFAO Ubf =))
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
I am so grossed out by Paula Deen. She takes a recipe and then bastardizes it by adding another 8 steps that somehow manage to double the fat, calories, and cholesterol. I think I have to lay down after watching that fuckery.
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
*raced home from eve class; fried cheeze 'wich in hand*
Damn, I miss errything! @charlie, 'nite soldier, stay strong.
After i hit 57 years from now, ima eat Paula's stuff day in and day out. Live a full life by then, who'll give a hell?
Thinking that main pic meal needs reworking. Would make a grilled cheeze sandwich, then wrap mozzarella strips around it (tie it up w/ bacon), pat it in butter/flour dusting, THEN deep fry it. I mean this is basic classical culinary shit damn.
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Paula Deen warms my heart with her southern middle aged fat woman bullshit. The way she talks reminds me of when I was living in Georgia and I would go to the Waffle House on a Saturday morning after a Friday night of drinking and not be able to understand a fucking thing the waitress said.
That being said, I don't think there is a more disgusting chain "restaurant" than Denny's
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