Thursday, August 12th 2010
Wakin N Bakin With Mischa Barton
Mischa Barton took a vacation from smoking joints in the parking lot of various L.A. clubs by smoking joints on a yacht in St. Tropez. That stoned bitch (feel the jealousy touch your eyes)!
Dressed like a slutty 1970s babysitter who sunbathes on the driveway while the kids drink bleach inside, Mischa lit up a rolled cigarette filled with dead leaves (a metaphor for her career?) and ignored all the job offers blowing up her Blackberry.
When Mischa's Ziploc baggie filled with the good shit goes dry, she should roll up those Huggies Diaper Jeans on her ass and smoke that fug shit. They have to be good for something.
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So is the ganj legal in France, or is this "international waters" so it doesn't count? If I go on a boat can I toke up too? Or might the authorities not look too kindly on me because I'm a lowly proletarian?
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Awwwwwww now thats a classy lady
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what kind of lady barfs outside of a bar?! A true lady yacks into the bathroom sink or into an empty glass on the table. ~MK
does she even have a career anymore?
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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 5:35pm.
okay, Even Britney looks better
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I can't believe you're gonna make me defend her but now you brought Britney into it: Who only looks better cuz she's trying ten times as hard;p
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 4:20pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:04pm.
BTW, I made this avie in honour of that slore, Angle_i.
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LOL! I keep tryna say thank you....or fuck you...I'm not sure which!
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LOL!!! I mean that in the sincerest way possible! ;)
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
okay, Even Britney looks better
Her body looks like if she went into the sun it would melt into a lumpy pile of suet.
Was that mean?
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I think her body is "fine" - I wouldn't go beyond that in either direction but I know she's got some skinny fat cottage cheese goin' on. Cellulite young is not really that cool. And her posture is ATROCIOUS!
The End.
♥ Threadkilla!
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Submitted by tomahawk on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by A.cotw on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:00pm.
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I wasn't referring to MK.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 12:44pm.
Yeah yeah here comes the supermodel bullshit comment.
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I haven't seen anybody who's body looked this good even when I was in school.
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What?! You need to move yo!
♥ Threadkilla!
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:04pm.
@sandbitch thats why I like you, always think further then my mind gets! LOVE the avie by the way
---That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said... I just let out an emotionally induced fart :)
BTW, I made this avie in honour of that slore, Angle_i.
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LOL! I keep tryna say thank you....or fuck you...I'm not sure which!
♥ Threadkilla!
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Meh. Looks like shes having fun. On a yacht, in the sun, getting high- good for her I say. I think her body is OK, fuck it let it all hang out. I intend to do exactly that on my hols.
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Submitted by tomahawk on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by A.cotw on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:00pm.
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I wasn't referring to MK.
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I'm very sorry-my comment was imprecise.Please remember that our comments are not always critical,or cruel. Sometimes we're just amusing ourselves by playing with words.Venting steam.
MK picks the subject and sets the tone. (The open posts are the exception.) It seems to me that Dlisters don't have many sarcastic things to say on a quirky, harmless post.No one has an unkind word when a child is reunited with his favorite stuffed animal,for example.
If the post is about a vulgar,subliterate celebrity,it's a free for all.However, even the most obnoxious celebrity always draws positive comments from a fan or three on Dlisted; or at least a neutral comment. There was a virtual fistfight about What's Her Name Fishburne's prostitution/porn debut
Mocking a creature like Mischa Barton isn't a capital offense or a mortal sin.
If I've offended you by wisecracking about someone,it wasn't intentional.
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Submitted by tomahawk on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 2:20pm.
sidenote if you are that offended by four letter words as you put it the you are REALLY REALLY in the wrong place!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
She does look a little stoned
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Submitted by tomahawk on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 2:20pm.
Im sorry if you feel like Im attacking you, Im not. I curse ALOT its a bad habit but its me. I never claimed to be "perfect" and I certainly do not lie. Track my posts or ask any reg on here and you would no a few months back I even said I was a fatty fat because I was. Hard work, good diet, good living changes that very quick. There is no excuse for this chick. Shes an actress its her JOB to look good! Im a mother and I work in an office its called self pride!
As far as flaws hells yeah I have them, I have so many strechmarks on my stomach it looks like a roadmap from pregnancy but I keep it COVERED! This broad should follow suit with her legs until she gets with the program!
Again I think your confused as to where you are.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I know this trick is young, but why do people like her who make a living based on their looks smoke and drink alcohol? Wouldn't they want to retain their looks as long as possible, which would mean taking care of themselves?
Oh Mischa Mischa Mischa Mischa ::that is all::
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
I'm on a boat mothafucka take a took at me!!
Oh well, at least she ain't behind the wheel. *shrugs*
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Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:35pm.
Also where the fuck do you go to school where you havent seen anyone who has a better body then this broad??? Thats insane!
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in some country where four letter words are the exeption.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:33pm.
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i know, but i expect people to lie everywhere. no reason to curse or to attack anyone.
besides, she doesn't look like shit - you can look up every picture of stars at the beach and you will rarely see anyone who hasn't has some "flaws" - to expect people to be perfect is a dangerous lie. have yourself photographed in bright light, best when drunk and from every angle, of course - and then claim again that you're perfect =)
so long.
I wish I was out on a boat smoking and hanging out, good for her.
i didn't even recognize her.
Got to agree about the "bangin' body" protests. I can't say mine is any better, but I see girls with better bodies than her almost anywhere.
@PSL well she hasnt got anything else going on and ya know she does have that banging body! ::eyeroll::
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
she must fuck for smoke. there is no way she has money left.
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this girl has more pot then a drug dealer, she's ALWAYS smoking?!?!
Submitted by tomahawk on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:22pm
Also where the fuck do you go to school where you havent seen anyone who has a better body then this broad??? Thats insane!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by tomahawk on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:22pm.
I think your confused. This is dlisted a gossip site. Thats what we do here, she looks like shit, do you want everyone to lie?
I can assure you I look better then this methface does in her early twenties and Im turning 30 next month and I have 2 kids. You can think what you want, Im sorry you dont look great and are projecting it on to the rest of us.
The fact is she dosent take care of herself and looks like ass. To say former celebrities cant live a normal life after they work is stupid because they can. So many celebrities live in CT just an hour or so from where I live, shop at the stores I shop at, go to the fairs and events I go to and I NEVER see them. So thats a bullshit statement sorry!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
My husband's 93 year old grandma has better taste in costume jewelry.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@Pam, you should try it, if you happen upon any big lakes with paddleboat renters (or you could just buy one--how expensive could a plastic box with paddles be?). I've been meaning to do it again but my partner-in-crime and I haven't reconvened at the location since.
Hey, I had a stoned/drunken slutty babysitter in 1970. She and her hammered friends used to get me out of bed to play the piano for them. Good times.
Submitted by A.cotw on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:00pm.
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I wasn't referring to MK.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 12:44pm.
Yeah yeah here comes the supermodel bullshit comment.
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I haven't seen anybody who's body looked this good even when I was in school. And to be honest - I doubt that a) you look better b) that she's had a team of stylists while stoned on a yacht. c) that people really know what their body looks like from all angles. Especially Misha Barton's body has been highlighted rudely by several blogs/newspapers.
The funny thing about stardom is that it never really fades away; it seems to be impossible to live a normal life again once one has been in the spotlight. Yeah, and I know that a yacht is no normal life, but I bet she will see worse times - so no need to be jealous.
What I wanted to express: she didn't beg for audience (right now), so I really think it's time to say: what the hell - I don't give a shit.
But hey, bring on the four letter words again =)
@Yucko lmfao! Sounds like a blast!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
@Sandy LOL if anyone deserves an honorary avie its that big ol slore!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 1:04pm.
@sandbitch thats why I like you, always think further then my mind gets! LOVE the avie by the way
---That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said... I just let out an emotionally induced fart :)
BTW, I made this avie in honour of that slore, Angle_i.
The closest I ever got to this was smoking before using a paddleboat. Seems a bit lame, but it was really fun.
She looks like one of those trashy people who are interviewed by newsreporters outside of their trailers after a park shooting.
"He just seemed like such a nice, normal guy..."
Meanwhile in the background there's a sun-faded plastic kiddie wading pool filled with dirt and weeds growing out of it.
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Google me, tramp.
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Did someone on the boat with her take these pics? It sure looks like it. Damn, that sucks.
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"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
"Dressed like a slutty 1970s babysitter who sunbathes on the driveway while the kids drink bleach inside, Mischa lit up a rolled cigarette filled with dead leaves (a metaphor for her career?) and ignored all the job offers blowing up her Blackberry."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
How does she even have the ability to worm her way onto a beautiful yacht in the Mediterranean? She is a waste product that will only be on Celebrity Rehab if even she makes that.
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@sandbitch thats why I like you, always think further then my mind gets! LOVE the avie by the way
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by tomahawk on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 12:19pm.
Consider the other side of the coin. It's not all bitchery.
MK never fails to champion ordinary people who appear in the news from time to time. See the post re: the Jetblue steward who was insulted,hit on the head with a rude passenger's luggage, and made a dramatic "take this job and shove it" exit.
His posts about older performers tend to be respectful. See: Emma Thompson ranting away at Audrey Hepburn,any post about Betty White or Helen Mirren.
If he announces that a performer died,he doesn't say anything nasty UNLESS the person died while cataclysmically fucked up on at least three substances.
The unemployed actress pictured above has been arrested for drunk driving at least once. She's fair game. I don't claim to be a supermodel.I don't have to.
Why is she still in the news, anyway? She hasn't done anything in the OC, and her character sucked in that.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
And later they split the cash, minus boat hire. Mischa gets an extra 1k for winning the "how much dya reckon we'll get for it" bet.
@Few and I love you DAHLING ;)
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by tomahawk on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 12:19pm.
Yeah yeah here comes the supermodel bullshit comment. ANYFUCKINGWAY yoyoing assuming you mean weight does not make you look like that. I have yoyoed twice (actually 3 times Im in the process now 20lbs away from goal) from 120 to 200 from being pregnant and I dont have cottage cheese and bloat. Why? I exercise, eat right, drink water, and dont sit around all day smoking anything and everything that crosses my path. I dont even have a professional team to make me over and hide everything. Yeah we will get to gaga later, shes another shit stain who's 15 min should have been up an hour ago!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by tomahawk on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 12:19pm
I couldn't care less about her - but i really wonder if you people really are the supermodels you sound like.
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No one here is claiming to be a supermodel. But nobody here (at least to my knowledge) is getting paid millions of dollars a year for a job that is based on how good they look. That and most of us have to all trudge away at our crappy jobs every day instead of working out with personal trainers and having a chef prepare all our meals.
Man, you guys are in good mood, right?
First; this are high-quality pictures - meaning that the one who took and sold them was on the boat then. I doubt they were taken with permission.
Second; I think she looks good, given for what she's been through, yoyoing leaves visible damage.
I couldn't care less about her - but i really wonder if you people really are the supermodels you sound like. At least she didn't smash an umbrella and hasn't been in major scandals for a while, so give her a break and rather bash on cokenose gaga - she really looks at least 10 years older than she is - her tits 30 years.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 12:10pm.
There are just no words for this broad any more... shes a turd someone forgot to flush down
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