Jennifer Aniston Bites Back
Bill O'Reilly gave us the sequel to "Dan Quayle vs. Murphy Brown" when he said that Jennifer Aniston's comment about women not needing a man to start a family was "destructive to our society" and sending a message to 12-year-olds that they can pop out a BABY!!! without a dad. Well, Jennifer wrote a response on her Cathy stationary, sprayed it with a touch of subtle bitchiness (which is the opposite odor of J'Alone) and sent it off to People:
"Of course, the ideal scenario for parenting is obviously two parents of a mature age. Parenting is one of the hardest jobs on earth. And, of course, many women dream of finding Prince Charming (with fatherly instincts), but for those who've not yet found their Bill O'Reilly, I'm just glad science has provided a few other options."
I see what you did there, Aniston. And by that I mean that I know you buttered Maddox up with a case of Manic Panic so he could temporarily call a truce and write this response for you! I see Maddox's snaps all over this.
But seriously, Bill probably thinks Jennifer's flirting with his ass and he's totally going to drunk text her tonight. I see the makings of a beautiful... No, I'm going to stop, because I don't want to be responsible for your dry cleaning bill when you get the barfs.



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I'm just not inerested in the partnerless, CHILDLESS, Jennifer A's opinions on 'chilrearing'. She only wants to flog her new movie anyway; she's not in the slightest interested in the dynamics of childrens places in a family; she's only interrested in HERSELF, her body amd her image.
And BTW, don't tell me that she's had more work done on her snout; it looks shockin'!
Jennifer's nose in that photo is so completely unnatural and hideous... I am mesmerized.
@Jersey17: you should call the cops on your sister. Srsly, she needs to know that she cannot threaten any kids you might have, and get away with it. With any luck, social services will get involved and take away her baby the nanosecond it's born.
I agree with both O'Reilly AND Aniston. I think it's best for society when the "norm" is 2 married parents. But, for women who can afford it - emotionally, mentally and financially - it's really lovely that we have the option to have a child on our own. I have zero doubt that Meg Ryan, Sandy Bullock and Sheryl Crow's kids are infinitely better off with them than rotting in some orphanage. And if Aniston does go to a sperm bank... I bet her kid will turn out better than many from 2-parent families in Hollywood.
Felt like this needs to re-posted... i so agree:
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 08/12/2010 - 11:04pm.
Ya, I don't get why people rag on her because she hasn't settled for some schlub and popped out a few kids already. An awesome woman once said that sometimes women wear their struggles on their sleeve like a badge of honour, "hey, I left my abusive husband and struggled with my babies in poverty, so I'm strong". It's good to overcome that stuff and they ARE strong, but she said people don't recognize that there's a lot of strength in making wise choices to avoid those kinds of situations in the first place. I don't see why she should pop out a kid just to show people she's over the Pittster. Excellent reason to bring a child into the world.
HAHAHAHAHA.... i LOVE Aniston's response!!!
Who knew she had it in her!
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 8:35am.
This is one of those things where there is no right answer. I know fantastic single parents who turned out awesome kids. I know shitty single parents who fucked up their kids. Same goes for any combo or situation you can think of. Some parents are good, some aren't. Some kids turn out fine from awful situations, some are fucked up no matter how great the parents are.
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Truth. So let's all cut through the bull and get right down to the heart of the matter: Jen, is you taking O'Reilly's last name or is Bill taking yours? These two have the makings of a couple that rages on each other and then torridly humps against the green room walls in between make-up touch ups and takes. Just fking announce your engagement already, Jen and Bill! How dumb you two think we are?
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This is one pathetic bitch that needs to go away.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 7:24am.
Jesus Christ, my heart goes out for you. Your sister looks like a real headache. However, trying to guilt-trip you is one thing (regardless of how wrong she is - you and your parents are definitely NOT to blame for her fuck-ups) but threatening your kids? That's downright insane.
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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 1:50am.
I personally would disagree that there's more to her than her marriage to Brad. Do you really think anyone would still remmeber her if she HADN'T married Pitt?
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why do people always say this/ she was a big star when she and brad were married
let's be serious here. that divorce helped them all. it also raised the profile of brangelina. do you think angie would get $20 mil a movie if it weren't for the triangle? not that many people cared about her when she was with Billy bob. she was known as the weirdo who kissed her brother. her movies were mostly flops. now she's a worldwide box office star.
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Well, that's not entirely true. She had an Oscar, some well-rated movies under her belt (like Gia), she was fresh out of the Lara Croft movies and was in the news for adopting Maddox without Billy Bob (being herself one of those single moms Jennifer spoke in defense) and for her humanitarian work. True, the scandal was very titillating for the tabloid crowd, but my guess is that there would be almost as much tabloid interest if Brad was single, seeing as they were both A-list and pretty.
Yet, it's also not true that Aniston was an unknown before Brad came along. She was making movies before Friends, admittedly not very good movies but she was out there, and then, well, FRIENDS.
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Ya, I don't get why people rag on her because she hasn't settled for some schlub and popped out a few kids already. An awesome woman once said that sometimes women wear their struggles on their sleeve like a badge of honour, "hey, I left my abusive husband and struggled with my babies in poverty, so I'm strong". It's good to overcome that stuff and they ARE strong, but she said people don't recognize that there's a lot of strength in making wise choices to avoid those kinds of situations in the first place.
OMFG! I've been waiting and waiting for someone to say that, seriously.
I'm so great because I overcame drugs; I refused to abort and raised my kid singlehandedly; left my shitty husband. YOU made the decision to take drugs, YOU spread your legs and said fuck it to condoms, YOU hung out at the mall while other kid studied their asses off, YOU ignored "Oprah's warning signs" and your parents' advice. What all these survivors don't understand is that it takes alot of hard work and effort not to do this shit in the first place.
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Her comment was actually pretty funny!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 1:50am.
I personally would disagree that there's more to her than her marriage to Brad. Do you really think anyone would still remmeber her if she HADN'T married Pitt?
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why do people always say this/ she was a big star when she and brad were married
let's be serious here. that divorce helped them all. it also raised the profile of brangelina. do you think angie would get $20 mil a movie if it weren't for the triangle? not that many people cared about her when she was with Billy bob. she was known as the weirdo who kissed her brother. her movies were mostly flops. now she's a worldwide box office star.
This is one of those things where there is no right answer. I know fantastic single parents who turned out awesome kids. I know shitty single parents who fucked up their kids. Same goes for any combo or situation you can think of. Some parents are good, some aren't. Some kids turn out fine from awful situations, some are fucked up no matter how great the parents are.
It tickles me that Jen is finally embracing her role as a cultural lightning rod. Personally, I find her to be a fantastic actress (even if she is box-office poison), gorgeous, smart, and with fuck-you money to boot. Jen FTW.
Bill O'Reilly is a fat, grody old has-been. Bill, I know it must hurt to have to give up your crown to the likes of Glenn Beck, but quit picking on the womenfolk already. It's weak.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 7:24am.
Kerfuffles - AMEN to the "creating your own drama" theory. Good for you for not allowing yourself to be guilt-tripped. My sister is pregnant. She's 20, unemployed, broke up with the unemployed baby-daddy before the second trimester ( she'd only known him for 2 months when she got pregnant). We tried for months to get her on whatever form of birth control she wanted, which my parents would have paid for. We all told her to stay away from this loser guy. Now, she's going on and on about how we all have to help her because "It's NOT MY FAULT!". The family wants her to place the baby with a nice adoptive family, because my parents are unable to support both her and a baby at this age and my sister is totally mentally unfit and cannot/has never been left alone with a child. She says if we do not financially support her and help (AKA do everything for her) we are condemning her to a life of HELL. She also threatened to hurt any children my husband and I have if we don't do everything possible (AKA everything) to keep her baby but she won't let us adopt the baby. Creates her own drama at every turn and still cries to everyone that she's the victim.
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WHAT! Hurting your kids????!!!! Is she out of her mind? She needs a dose of reality. How dare she make demands on you and then threaten you when you don't get what she wants?!!!
What's up with her face? I see maybe a chin inplant. But it seems like her face is becoming more Asian every year. Not the eyes, but the small nose, the high cheekbones, the broad bone structure... she's become very Eurasian and seems to be moving farther east every time I see her. I'd place her as western Kazakhstan in that pic. Hell, even the hair was probably imported from Korea.
Jen, Bill, Dan Quayle....all in the same category of irrelevance.
How about my SIL who researched single-by-choice motherhood for a whole year, went through with it and then complains at every turn?
If we're talking about any aspect of parenting, she goes "Well, I don't HAVE a husband to help with that" like it's somehow not her fault.
Until very recently, she has made Mr. Hekki install and un-install the carseat because she "doesn't know HOW".
A pediatrician was telling us that "lots of" single-by-choice moms don't realize what they're getting into and they are overwhelmed and regretful.
I agree with Jen. It does not take two to raise a child. One person can make a difference in any child's life.
All the arguments I've heard, such as having that extra set of hands, support, etc. are from a parenting perspective, not the child's. We are talking about the child's well-being right? Not how EASY it should be for a parent.
Major plus for single parents is that they don't have battles over how to raise their child. Nobody to argue with over discipline techniques, etc.
...and I'd love for more people like Jen to adopt children. What a blessing it would be, to be adopted into someone like Jen's home. You're an idiot if you think they'd be better off waiting in an orphanage than being adopted by a single parent. I'm sure the lovely Meg Ryan is raising Daisy very well on her own.
I know, I know. She can't act, she looks like she's still hung up on Brad, and her chin's gonna be Hot Slut of the Day someday.
But I do love ogling her, she's really easy on the eyes and she has great hair and nice clothes. Maybe I'll even get me some of her J'Alone perfume, who knows.
She and Angie and Brad are just Betty and Veronica and Archie in the comic book of my mind. (And Maddox is Jughead.)
That's why Jen's name on Brad's cell phone is Golden. (While Angie's is The Darkness.)
Love ya, Jen!
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Kerfuffles - AMEN to the "creating your own drama" theory. Good for you for not allowing yourself to be guilt-tripped. My sister is pregnant. She's 20, unemployed, broke up with the unemployed baby-daddy before the second trimester ( she'd only known him for 2 months when she got pregnant). We tried for months to get her on whatever form of birth control she wanted, which my parents would have paid for. We all told her to stay away from this loser guy. Now, she's going on and on about how we all have to help her because "It's NOT MY FAULT!". The family wants her to place the baby with a nice adoptive family, because my parents are unable to support both her and a baby at this age and my sister is totally mentally unfit and cannot/has never been left alone with a child. She says if we do not financially support her and help (AKA do everything for her) we are condemning her to a life of HELL. She also threatened to hurt any children my husband and I have if we don't do everything possible (AKA everything) to keep her baby but she won't let us adopt the baby. Creates her own drama at every turn and still cries to everyone that she's the victim.
Mhm, I think that the "triangle" is a well considered media-machine used by all of them. Everytime either one of them has a new movie coming out it will start all over again. Though it has been quite quiet for a few months. Aniston has her LOLavie and Anschelina her tomboy kid. But as soon as the first magic is worn off, they will start again, at least i bet so.
On a sidenote (or on topic): They're both right - but the consequences and problems of each case are too complex to discuss within a few sentences.
And: I'd love to have a (female) celeb crying "I DON'T WANT TO HAVE KIDS" - how great would that be?!
I think that all this hatred towards Jennifer Aniston is fueled by Angelina Jolie. Otherwise, why would anyone care that J.A. is not married and/or doesn't have kids?
Fuck O'Reily! Get with the program Bill. Years of child abandonment have created a super woman who can raise her kids alone! I did it with two!! Men need to step it up instead of bitching like O'Reily! Why doesn't he take men to task instead of Jennifer!
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Bill O'Reilly is just an old blowhard, wtg Aniston.
Everything she does is so calculated. Enough. We don't care! Find a man already, stay home, fuck your brains out and stay away from the media.
I like Maniston a tad more for saying this because Bill O'Reilly needs to stuck his snatch, plug up his heavy flow day, sit down, have a Coke and a goddamn smile, and shut the fuck UP!
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I saw the preview for The Baster last night, and, I hate to admit it, but it looked kinda cute...
Jason Bateman looked funny and charming, while Aniston just looked unneeded.
OK, so she's a "cat lady" because she didn't have kids. Maybe she does not want kids (gasp). But other female celebrities are famewhores because they have kids for the attention and leave them to nannies. Guess what - at least the so-called "cat lady" wasn't selfish enough to drag innocent babies into that fuckery. I've said before, if you don't feel ready for or don't want kids, the most responsible thing you can do is NOT have kids. Why is that so terrible? When can we start calling George Clooney a "spinster", too?
Hahahahahaha, stop it Aniston, you're making me like you.
Submitted by vidz on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 2:33am.
That is related to the Judeo-Christian notion that a woman is worth what she has suffered. Martyrdom fetishism, if you will. Me, I subscribe to the notion that if you created your drama you don't get to whine about it. Everytime my mother complains about OMG HOW HARD it was to raise me and my siblings when we were young I remind her that she was the one who couldn't operate a condom (several of them, actually) when she was fucking 30 and chose a manchild who was 11 years her junior, didn't have a job and was still in college and LIVING WITH MOM to have a bajillion children with, before any of them had any economical stability. Guilt party averted.
I understand where Bill and Jennifer are trying to say they both make good points however I could care less about either of them
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Dayum. It's hard to type it, but O'Reilly is pretty right. Being a single mom is hard on both mom and kids. If at all possible, it's best to have 2 parents. If for nothing else, someone to referee the fights and help with shitty diapers and doctor bills. Everyone can't afford nannies like Jen. Even creepy dudes can be right, sometimes.
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Ya, I don't get why people rag on her because she hasn't settled for some schlub and popped out a few kids already. An awesome woman once said that sometimes women wear their struggles on their sleeve like a badge of honour, "hey, I left my abusive husband and struggled with my babies in poverty, so I'm strong". It's good to overcome that stuff and they ARE strong, but she said people don't recognize that there's a lot of strength in making wise choices to avoid those kinds of situations in the first place.
OMFG! I've been waiting and waiting for someone to say that, seriously.
I'm so great because I overcame drugs; I refused to abort and raised my kid singlehandedly; left my shitty husband. YOU made the decision to take drugs, YOU spread your legs and said fuck it to condoms, YOU hung out at the mall while other kid studied their asses off, YOU ignored "Oprah's warning signs" and your parents' advice. What all these survivors don't understand is that it takes alot of hard work and effort not to do this shit in the first place.
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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 1:50am.
I personally would disagree that there's more to her than her marriage to Brad. Do you really think anyone would still remmeber her if she HADN'T married Pitt?
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She was a huge star in her own right. It was never my show but Friends was huge back then. Nah she probably would be on a TV show now but seriously, why do people take it so bad she got the guy back then? I have yet to see a movie by her but she was good as Rachel in Friends. She certainly wasn't a talentless hag who got lucky. Yes she had good writers but let's not pretend she couldn't act for shit.
That is not to say I don't think she did well out of the split playing the poor hurt wife. But that doesn't make her a spinster for not having remarried or GASP not have had babies!
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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 1:50am.
I personally would disagree that there's more to her than her marriage to Brad. Do you really think anyone would still remmeber her if she HADN'T married Pitt?
Of course not. He was her golden ticket, and she was dumb enough to think she got there on her own charms.
"but for those who've not yet found their Bill O'Reilly"
I don't even understand this part. Then again, we don't rely on Jennifer Anistan for any kind of wit (which probably took her all night to think up), just tabloid headlines and mediocre romcoms.
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Procreation remains a biological imperative over social convention. I was a single parent because that is what happened and I wouldn't trade the kid or the experience for anything (although I like crying at the bottom of a hot shower in the morning). Life is full of surprises but passing on your genes is what it is all about. Even those who do not have their own offspring are in the game when they help family and friends who do.
This pair of famewhores bring little new or relevant to the conversation and so they should shut-up and let MK be the expert.
Good STFU response
I am getting bored of her being labelled a spinster because she is 42 and not remarried or had babies. Like that is the sole purpose in a woman's life. Yes it is to the overweight soccer mums who post on Just Jared I am sure but really, it isn't to a lot of women. I am married myself and want kids, but I would never look down on someone who is single and either chose not to have kids or wasn't in the right situation. There surely is a lot more to Jen than being married to Brad Pitt who really... I always thought was overrated lookswise and acting skill wise.
He is Angie Ho's problem now, at least Jen had him when he was much better looking.
As for kids growing up with 2 parents, I agree that is the desired family set up. However if that doesn't work for whatever reason, there should be freedom to do it another way.
But change the record on the old cat lady MK. Much as I love you.
About finding breeders...there's more men than women in Cali. and more women than men in NYC.
Maybe it's where you look.
The question is, why is anyone actually listening to either of these nobodies?
Oh, and "mature" is usually a euphemism, lady. So the best option for a kid is two very middle-aged parents?
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Couldn't Anniston's problem be that finding a mature male is hard nowadays? Everywhere I look I see Jackass rip-offs, hooked on computer games, gimmicks and showing off their tattoos. I'm so glad I'm not single, because when it comes to finding a real man (and yes, a potential baby daddy maybe) it seems a wasteland out there.
ubmitted by mslewis on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:07am.
This little pissing match is so convenient, isn't it? I mean, Jen couldn't "date" her co-star this time so she and Huvane needed some other way of getting free publicity. Nice going guys!! I'm giving out major props for this.
That is true. Her co-star is married and how the heck else is she going to get publicity for her lame movies besides pretending to date her leading man?
MK-I just don't get why you won't let Anniston out of your "desperate lonely cat lady" jail cell.She is clearly the last thing from it.Not that I really care...but girlie could get my business any day.