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Earring Magic Ken (aka 1980s West Hollywood Circuit Boy Ken or Cock Ring Magic Ken)
In 1993, Mattel popped some Ecstasy, sniffed the pina colada lube and released this kinky ass plastic twink as a "companion" to Earring Magic Barbie. Anybody with two working eyes and a sliver of common sense could see that Mattel's definition of companion must have meant someone to have a 4pm brunch with Barbie to talk about all the different kinds of fuckery they licked on the night before. And I say "licked on," because poor Barbie and Ken still don't have fuck parts!
Shortly after Mattel popped Cock Ring Magic Ken on the shelves, he became the must-have toy (sorry, pocket dildos) for gays. He became the best-selling Ken doll in Mattel's history! Instead of embracing the icon of kitsch they created, the dumb dicks at Mattel discontinued Cock Ring Magic Ken and pulled him out of the stores!
Maybe Mattel realized that they messed up by not giving Ken a cock to slip all his cock rings around! That is just cruel and intoymane! I'd like to think that Ken still found a way to get his. Like maybe one of the other Ken dolls gently poked his shallow crack with one of their earlobes? Or something! It's not too late for Mattel to fix their wrong by re-releasing Cock Ring Magic Ken with an actual cock! It's the right thing to do.
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Submitted by Uptown James on Sat, 08/14/2010 - 11:48pm.
No. Karl Lagerfeld wishes he looked like that.
He looks like Karl Lagerfeld.
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I WANT one!!!
WAaaaaaaaaa... !!
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I had not only this sexy piece, but his matching "girlfriend", too. Even as a little girl, I knew shit wasn't quite right with those two.
I found mine! But he doesn't have his necklace on. Does that mean mine isn't gay?
Submitted by feroshkitty on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 4:50pm.
lol i have one of these :)
So do I! I got him off eBay. :)
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lol i have one of these :)
I remember Cock Ring Ken! Why oh fucking WHY did I not buy one? ;;;facepalm:::
I have 2 of these guys, in their original boxes,stashed at my mom's house!
I think they are still in a closet!
AHHHH I have to have this Ken!!! I dated a guy that wore his cock ring around his neck just like that! (seriously. I did.)
Personally, I found my Barbie and the Rockers "Derrick (sp?)" Ken doll the hottest bitch in town. He would get it on with all my Barbies in my games.
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
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This hot motherfucker needs to be in my collection, NOW~!
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I suppose it had to be done: [NSFW]
Anatomically Correct Ken dolls
Did anyone think Barbie might be a hag?
Submitted by tomahawk on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:44pm.
Mhm.. back in the 90s I let the "shave-me ken" pass - i still regret that. Have you had them in the US? I think he would've easily beaten this one.
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I had one! He was super cool because he had actual strand hair, not just sculpted plastic hair.
"intoymane"!!!! LMAO
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ubmitted by ricki lake on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:39pm.
I would so fuck and suck any of those little plastic hotties in the link posted. Doll sex is so 2010.
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No, doll sex is 1985. One of my prissy csg friends told me that back
then, she used the leg of younger sister's Barbie doll as a dildoe!!! She said the size was right for a virgin.
OT: That Ken doll is funny. There was a doll called Gay Bob sold at the Freudian Slip-it came with two closets. My X-Files Ken looks ghey.
Too cute :D
I still have one in the original box. Saw one for sale at a collectors shop for 90 bucks 10 years ago.
best offer?
Mhm.. back in the 90s I let the "shave-me ken" pass - i still regret that. Have you had them in the US? I think he would've easily beaten this one.
I would so fuck and suck any of those little plastic hotties in the link posted. Doll sex is so 2010.
LOL I remember this Ken doll, I just didn't remember the clothes he was wearing. It packed more glitter than Barbie herself.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Off to EBAY! Gotta have me a hawt man-doll!
yes, bring him back with plastic bits!
he could be the uncle to the new situation ken, from the jersey shore!
More like image via MK's closet! Oh!
He looks like my Donny doll (New Kids on the Block Donny...with the rat tail.)
I think I remember buying the Ken for my daughter.
And I clicked on the naughty doll link, I feel so sneaky and nasty now!
Those guys are packing large!
They'd eviscerate Barbie or Ken!
LOVE Earring Magic Ken!!! You can still pick one up for about $35 on eBay.
Oooh. I got hot for Shaving Fun Ken :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URRuNTfBcuY
Despite being released in 1994, he seems more 1980s with that hair and designer stubble!
Here's a link to most of the gay dolls. Click on the "See Nude Pics" to view the naughty bits:
http://www.pscollection.com/galleries/totem/
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Hehehe. I don't remember this Ken at all. I would have been 8 or so when it came out.
My older sister had a Ken that had a REAL beard. The ugliest, plastic lumberjack-looking fucker around. He was the serial killer in a lot of our childhood games.
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Mimicking relations playing Barbie consisted of one laying on top of the other, no action. Besides the no no-no parts, I came to realize Ken wasn't into Barbie, or other girl dolls for that matter. I'm glad Ken got to show his true colors if only briefly with Earring Magic Ken.
"Sucio ass fuck! Okay, I would..." MK 8.6.10
too funny! I literally just sold one of these at a yard sale over the past weekend. I called him Pride Time Ken but was corrected by a woman who let me know that it's 'Cokc Ring Ken'. Anyhow, his ass got marked down from 3$ to 1$. I'm guessing it's that mesh, Justin Trantor looking shirt.
Barbie needs a Tom of Finland doll:
http://www.overtherainbowshop.com/tom_of_finland.htm
With a ball-jointed,flexible and interchangeable penis.
I think this barbie was more controversial
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Oreo_Fun_Barbie.jpg
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It took me a minute to figure out "intoymane," then I busted a gut. Go MK!!!
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YES!!! hahaha, I had Earring Magic Barbie! My mom wouldn't buy me a Ken. =( And MK you know the best Ken was the one where he had real(barbie) hair and came with Dep styling gel!!
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He can play with the Billy Doll! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_doll
Barbie should have a dildo sold separately after all these years of non-crotchalitis
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When you hear Barbie's hard little plastic head rapping on the headboard, you can be sure that it isn't Ken who's banging her.
I don't remember this Ken doll AT ALL :O
he's FABULOUS though!
I loved this Ken!
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