Chippy D Is A Role Model To Our Youth (UPDATE: No, She's Not)

CORRECTION: Carlton Jordan and E! Online both say that this isn't Chippy D's real Twitter account. This one is. So the real Chippy D never Tweeted that she's a role model to our youth. I fucked up! Apologies.

And the fake Chippy D is asking for "dirt" on me for writing this post. Tell the fake Chippy D just to visit any fast food or gay bar bathroom and you'll find my dirt all over the place. Seriously, I don't think they've been able to scrub it out yet.

The next time a junior high school is looking for a motivational speaker to tell young teens to cross college off of their things to do list and consider a career in turning tricks on the ho stroll, they should call up Laurence Fishburne's 19-year-old daughter Montana. Montana aka Chippy D has added "role model" to her resume right next to pussy peddler and porn star.

On her Twatter yesterday, Montana told a terrifying bed time story about how a 13-year-old girl basically called her a role model. You would think that would be the magic code for the Earth's core to implode and swallow all of us whole, but we're all still here right? Damn.

A bunch of people went after Montana on Twitter which led her to spewing out this rant:

Aw this little 13 year old girl came up to me talking about I'm her favorite celebrity and she is going to make a sex-tape when she turns 18
about 15 hours ago via web

Don't blame me.. blame yourselves! If you spent more time on Twitter than with your kids this week. #YouToBlame
about 14 hours ago via web

It's too late fools. Me and @ihatekatstacks are the next generation's ROLE MODELS. You had your chance and decided to go to college smh hoes
about 14 hours ago via web

If your daughter wants to be like me when she turns 18 well then she get it how she lives. Don't blame me, I'm just a product of society!
about 14 hours ago via web

The Illuminati pays me to raise your children since you all too busy watching my tape and doing drugs, is that what you want me to say smh?!
about 14 hours ago via web

Only reason you hoes went to college was A.) To get away from your parents and B.) To go hoe it up and drink HAHA, who's stupid now #SLAVES!
about 13 hours ago via web

I know this girl that has an MD and her Master's and she is working with high school kids at the coffee shop. "Montana your coffee's ready!"
about 13 hours ago via web

After watching @Sn00ki it dawned upon me that Jersey Girls are trash, does everyone in New Jersey put the trailer in trash or WHAT!
about 1 hour ago via web

~~Didn't the melody to Whitney Houston's "Greatest Love Of All" just play in your head while reading that?~~

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Submitted by Matador on Sat, 08/14/2010 - 6:04am.

I've seen her lame ass video and yes, she sucks all right...

She also looks greasy and it seems like her p**** is STD infested. Utterly digusting. She acts like an old washed up hooker throughout her three scenes where she gets groped in a store, f**** and s**** in a car, in a bathroom and finally in a bed. One word will describe this "masterpiece": GROSS!

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 08/14/2010 - 3:35am.

Ummmm, OK. Someone's obviously bitter over education.

Regardless of which one we're talking about, someone call the fucking WAHHHmbulance. I don't feel that sympathetic for the real thing either. Let's face it, it's not like the mainstream film industry has any standards to begin with anymore.

If she really wanted to become an actress, she probably could, even if she sucks. It isn't that hard considering they allow Kristen Stewart and Megan Fox to act. I don't buy that she did it to advance an acting career as much as she just likes to fuck on film. I don't know much about her, actually, but I'm just assuming that's the sob story she has on reserve for the Oprah couch and Sixty Minutes.

She's pretty, but she definitely resembles her father. You don't even need to find out that they're related, because she looks just like him.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

Submitted by Carpe Diem on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 9:44pm.

LOL

This whore is a crazy moron!
Her daddy must be so proud.

Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 9:28pm.

How said that asswipes like this are so desperate for attention they will pretend to be a another desperate for attention porn star wanna-be.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 7:37pm.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T THREAT MK. You dumbass bitch. Your days are numbered, trust.

Isn't it pathetic how she can't do her own dirty work AND doesn't even know how to be sneaky when she tries to get other people to do it?

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 6:19pm.

K, is it just me or does 'Chippy D' totally kill your porn boner? I mean, 'Chippy D'? I'm expecting some Chucky Cheese rodent like character representing their sides...NOT HWAT!
Oh, then there was that time in 7th grade when I (a tender toothed sort) chipped my tooth on a can of Sunny D? Guess what the kids called me the rest of the semester? Chippy D...
Ok, that last part didn't happen...but you get my point...
Ok, I don't even get my point, but if you just smile and nod? Well, my mama says that's progress....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 10:07am.
Submitted by SqueazyCheeze on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 8:57am.

check it out, she has some kind of blotchy ick on her ass!

http://hskbooty.com/lawrence-fishburnes-daughter-porn-video/
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I can't remember when I have been LESS aroused at watching porn.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown

Submitted by TequilaTax on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 5:25pm.

Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 2:09pm.
So someone is seriously that sad that they are pretending to be a celebrity's spawn who did a porn vid? Why for? They sound like a stupid dude in the tweets
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I go away to do some shopping for a few hours and I come back to find out that some no name loser is picking on MK?

Beakers you pretty much said what I was thinking only you need to put in a few more curse words and death threats.

Fuck that slag! MK can't be the only one who was blogging about that shit but she/he/it choses to pick on MK? How about we all find out some dirt on it and put in out there on the internet?

And as for he/she/it's "spies"...fuck you too!

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 3:04pm.

So, some bitch pretending to be some half-an-idiot trick thinks she has the skills to go deep on MichaelK....LMFAO! Honey Girl/Boy better fall-back and play with the kids,there are people on here that will fuck your soul up for eternity with the shit that they say.

Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 2:05pm.

Siiick Snowy. The Situation is in Howell.

Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 1:55pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 3:13pm.
Ricki! Sammi Bitchface is from hazlet, right next to where I live now, I keep hoping to run in to her so I can make her say "RAAAAAHNNY STAAAAHHHP"

I had an ex from franklin square, Jwoww territory!!

*sigh*

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Submitted by vikingprin on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 1:51pm.

MK are those pix really you? HOTTIE!!!

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 1:43pm.

Ricki! Sammi Bitchface is from hazlet, right next to where I live now, I keep hoping to run in to her so I can make her say "RAAAAAHNNY STAAAAHHHP"

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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK

Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 1:41pm.

*wanders into the DL after stinkbombing various depts at work*

ONT: ??? what the hell went on up in here?? jeez, quitting time is around the corner and I guess I gotta read back; I just see strikeouts and fakeness and some MK bashing (am I late to shanking someone??).

ONTT: Am i seeing stretch marks on Montana's boob?

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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 1:15pm.

PS I fucking HATE "Sammi Sweetheart," as if anyone has ever called that grumpfy cuntbuggler sweet. Good fucking god.

Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 1:15pm.

Snowpiece, Situation is from Staten Island!!! Lol. Sammy is the only one actually FROM New Jersey, although apparently the Situation moved there with his brothers after the first season of the show.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 1:03pm.

haters! good call! I bet it isss that guy!, her 'dirt" sounds just like him!

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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK

Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:58pm.

Hahahah, the number of the fake Chippy D's followers is going down.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:54pm.

Ugg I've been on FB too long, over @twitter trying to look for the Like button *smh*

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:53pm.

It's a big ol' slap in EVERYBODY's face. I like. :)

♥ Threadkilla!
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:44pm.

Bitch is just mad cause MK blew her damn cover. Some of her followers til now probably still thought she was the real deal...
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!

Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:43pm.

#DearMichaelK At least people KNOW my last name and want to see me down one. What does the K stand for? #Konfederate #Klan?

what a crazy bitch

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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:43pm.

@bb
ain`t that the truth!! PREACH!
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:42pm.

Faux chippy is ALL kindsa asshurt AHAHAHAA She/he is pulling the race card as a last resort =))

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0

Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:39pm.

So someone is seriously that sad that they are pretending to be a celebrity's spawn who did a porn vid? Why for? They sound like a stupid dude in the tweets.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:37pm.

she's going alll out posting his pic, talking about his dog etc!

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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:35pm.

KennelBoiPizz

RT @TanaFishburne: Thanks for all the dirt.. now it's Michael K time LMAO!!! - GO INNNNN !!!
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What dirt??? MK hides NOTHING. Did chippy hook up with the troll that comes here to call MK straight? PMSL

SUCIO!!!!!!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:33pm.

MK those were dark times.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:31pm.

I ♥ your no shame slut ass MK!

Submitted by harveyprice on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:28pm.

Why all the crossed out words in this post?

"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
- Snoop/Dr. Dre

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:25pm.

I had to stop & wish Bonaduce a happy barfday LOL

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:11pm.

haters: the real Montana aspires to be just like Kim K

except she's not pretty or hot, LOL

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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:10pm.

Shout out to @sexymixer81 in the dlisted comments. I see you baby girl let Michael K know I'm coming for that ass tonight. #LeaveWorkIn30Min

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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:09pm.

And why the fuck are Kardashians on her page?!

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:08pm.

Do I have to add her to say something to her??

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:07pm.

haters, come fight her with me! LOL

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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:03pm.

This ho is gonna make me log into twitter for the first time in months.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0

Submitted by imk505 on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:01pm.

Seriously I think she is deranged. Check out her funky nose on awfulplasticsurgery.com

Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:00pm.

Who is this waste of skin?

Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:00pm.

@RonnieRocketz I haven't been to any Bar/Bat Mitzvahs this week but Michael K & his little Yentas better stock up on Gefilte fish! #OyVey

...oh fake chippy d, is that all you can come up with??

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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 11:58am.

TanaFishburne I need all my white friends to come together like Captain Planet right now and go to war with a fellow white person lmao. Michael K is over!

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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK

Submitted by get serious on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 11:57am.

ATTN, Lawrence Fishburn: it's time to give up on this one. She's a whore, and she likes it. No way you're going to be able to get her to stop...

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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits

Submitted by I heart Natalie on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 11:59am.

I really hope this cunt gets Aids.

Submitted by Gin-n-Juice on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 11:52am.

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Submitted by Gin-n-Juice on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 10:37am.

Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 10:30am.

She had curls when she was slobbing his knob. That was definietely her face.
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Whatever makes you happy, but i already saw the full pimpleass vid and not just the snippets that are linked. Pimpleass got curls from beginning to end wheras in the stills of the original Fishburne vid you can see she doesn't have curls.

Come on now is this your first month on the internet? Whenever a celeb fuckvid is announced there's a clown posting some random pr0n pretending that would be it. Give it a couple of weeks, eventually the original will appear somewhere.
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I haven't seen her vid and I don't plan on seeing it. I just watched that clip and the girl looked like it was her to me. *shrug*

I just got the internet yesterday...

Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 11:51am.

"Tell the fake Chippy D just to visit any fast food or gay bar bathroom and you'll find my dirt all over the place. Seriously, I don't think they've been able to scrub it out yet."

lololol, love you, MK. We'd be super surprised and disappointed if you weren't out doing ho shit.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 11:48am.

HAHAHAHh she is calling on white people to come together to take down MK, I am posting on there now!!!

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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK