White Oprah Brings The Delusion In Heavy Doses To Today
A stumbling tornado of delusion, denial, back alley Botox and fried split ends crashed onto Today this morning when White Oprah sat down for an interview with Matt Lauer. It's pretty fitting that this bumbling mess of an interview aired on Friday the 13th, because this was a horrific disaster. If Freddy Krueger is ever trying to adopt a child, he can just show the agency this interview and say, "Well, I'll probably do better than this." SOLD! Give him any kid he wants!
White Oprah once again confirmed that Lindsay, Ali and the other ones never stood a chance. I bet that when the baby doctor smacked them in the ass right after they were born, every one of them screamed out the same thing: "I'M FUCKED!" The plastic trash can I watched get run over by a van last night would have done a better job in raising those kids.
The interview was just painful. Matt could have gotten a straighter answer out of the orchid sitting on the table next to Enabler the Awful. Matt ain't shit either, because I kept waiting for him to shake the coke out of White Oprah's ears so she could clearly hear all his questions. White Oprah just kept rattling on about how the judge in her daughter's case was fired for being unfair and how everything the media puts out is just propaganda. PROPAGANDA! Bitch is full of poopaganda (GONG me if you must).
Matt needed to bring out a plastic bag full of delicious pills and tell White Oprah that for every coherent and straight answer she spits out, he'll give her a treat. That would've made her tonsils wag. That's a good White Oprah!
Here's a few of the highlights (emphasis on HIGH) if it's too early for you to deal with this mess in video form:
WO on how LiLo is doing: "She's been through a lot. The judge played hardball. Lindsay was in with alleged murderers and she's become friends with a lot of them. Lindsay rolled with the punches and she's doing wonderfully."WO on people saying her daughter is a wreck who deserves to be in jail: "I think that's all propaganda and what people are reading. As you know, you're in the business of entertainment, so I think a lot of it is pre-orchestrated and you're reading things that are not based on fact."
WO on how she's an idiot mom: "As a parent, you have to let her go a little bit. When she went out to Los Angeles when she was 19, I had to let her go and let her live and fall and fail and survive. Without failure, there's no success. I was there in close proximity, but you can't make your child not go out and go to a club and not get behind the wheel of a car. I certainly don't condone any of that behavior."
White Oprah also said that LiLo will be released from rehab early and is planning to move to NYC afterwards. One of the most hilarious parts of this tragic display of denial is when White Oprah said she was in show business long before her kids were, and they keep telling her to get back into it. I agree! As much as White Oprah makes me want to punch a naranja, she really knows how to bring the crack-infused mess.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 4:26am.
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and on that note... the sleepy pill is kicking in... see ya!!!
OT: there is nothing good i can say about ms. Lohan... so... yeah... that's all
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Yeah, I hate this woman, but seriously, it's time for Lindsay Lohan to start taking responsibility for her own drama.
I've seen people with fucked up families pull themselves together. Laying all the blame on Lindsay Lohan's parents as though none of this is her fault is entitling and enabling her just as much.
Some of it is her parents' fault, but I'm pretty sure she has been able to discern the difference between right and wrong for many years and never expected to face the consequences for her actions. A lot of it has to do with her attitude, which is partly related to how she was raised obviously, but that pertains to everyone in general.
For example, I fucking cannot stand Kim Tardashian, but her mother acts like Dina Lohan too. She acts more like Urinal Cake's best friend than mother, but everyone knows it's Kim Tardashian's fault for making a sex tape and generally just being a self-absorbed stupid bitch, so I think it's pretty fair to hold Lindsay Lohan responsible for her behavior as well.
Of course gravitating toward vacant eyed anorexic socialites also appears to have contributed to the problem, but she chose her friends, and IMO her relationship with that group of people just as much forged this path.
I don't want anything bad to happen to her. I don't wish death or seriously ill on anyone, but I just want her to get better and go away. Both of her parents just need to be driven away, period.
I just think Lindsay Lohan's just as "wrong" as they are because she's arrogant and disrespectful toward other people, and if she does have children one day, she'll become just like her mother if she doesn't pull her head out of her ass and quit feeling sorry for herself.
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This stupid cunt is going to kill her daughter if she keeps this shit up. Bottom fucking line, no joking or snark intended.
How can she just LIE like this?
Lindsay has been to rehab twice before that I can think of off the top of my head!
Promises and Cirque Lodge, and now this one. That is three, and I'm sure if I cared enough to do a two second google search, I could get the other one too... But I don't give enough of a fuck to bother.
Apparently me and Dina Lohan have the same 'GIVE A FUCK' quotient when it comes to Lindsay Lohan.
This bitch is a fucking danger to her daughter. Her enabling and constant allowing for passing off of the blame to someone else is doing her daughter no favors, and will eventually lead to Lindsay's untimely death from some drug related thing or other... If it's not OD directly, it will be a car accident or some other risky behavior caused by her using.
Oh, and last thing... ADDICTION IS NEVER CURED, and if she was an addict at 19, she is STILL an addict at 24, and will be an addict at 84.
You aren't not an addict just because you get clean, and you certainly aren't not an addict when you are still USING!
GOD THIS CUNT MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING BASH HER IN HER MISSHAPEN FACE!
The second clip makes me want to shake her to death. She is DELUSIONAL and Matt Lauer is a very patient man.
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Apparently, "Hardball" was the word of the day. Guess I missed that memo!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
This dumb bitch keeps saying the judge played hardball. What the fuck does she expect the judge to do? Give her some hugs and make her hot cocoa. Oh wait, yeah probably.
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"As a parent, you have to let her go a little bit."
Yes that worked out great Dina...she went from being an actress with a promising career to Promises rehab and now the laughing stock of Hollywood.
WO must've gone to Katie Holmes' mechanic for a brain tune-up, because bitch's chip has short circuited.
Blohan never stood a chance with this fucktard as a parent. WO is more interested in her own selfish needs instead of the ones of her child. Her jailbird father is no better.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 5:56pm.
she's a witch!!! burn her!!!
"So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck...she's made of wood! and therefore, a WITCH!"
ahhh Monty Python and the Holy Grail. A timeless classic.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
HUGS to YOU, Albatross. I assume you are doing just about as well as I am these days.....
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I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go --
I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
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I would thank my mom for not being Woprah, but she's mercifully ignorant of who the bitch is.
This bitch keeps mentioning that the judge was removed over and over, like she thinks it actually means anything. It doesn't mean her brat isn't guilty or that she didn't do anything.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
"I certainly don't condone that behavior." Yes, WO, you joined her clubbing just to make sure poor wittle Linds was clear on how much you don't condone that shit. Whatever GUH this twisted piehole fried ass bitch makes me stabby.
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I refuse to watch.
Not that I thought The Today Show was an exemplar of journalistic standards, but I'm still disappointed that they deigned to give her a full interview.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 5:56pm.
she's a witch!!! burn her!!!
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Hey now. She ain't no witch!
A hag maybe.
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We didn't start the Flame War:
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
She really is never going to see the light and come to Jesus, is she? Even when her daughter inevitably o/d's and ends up in a gutter on Skid Row...she'll still be singing the same song.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
This makes me so angry. Bitch! You are a horrible excuse for a mother. I wouldn't let you watch my cat let alone raise children. It is YOUR fault she is the way she is. Stop making excuses for her and make her be responsible for her own actions.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
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she's a witch!!! burn her!!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 10:40am.
I should have known from your sig line that you lost your dad. I lost mine last week, on his 80th birthday. ((HUGS))
On topic: I can't even bring myself to watch this video. WO makes me stabby.
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"69ing while driving is only for professionals" --MK
The scariest thing about Friday the 13th is this monster and her killer denial. Makes a decent, law-abiding citizen just want shank a bitch badly. Listen to me - I don't even know what I mean when I say that. Translation, please.
My coworker and i watched this slow bus mom of the year interview. Matt is dazed and confused as to how to find a way to get Dina to stay focused on the simple questions asked. Dina threw TMZ out there BWWWWWWHAAAAAAAAAAA way to go giving yourself away about what you do/read all day. she kept saying cum laude wrong what a damn halfwit. the 'e' is silent you dried out turd.
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WO is on the defensive now. She is saying Lauer sandbagged her with his "tough" questions. She wanted to talk about how bad the judge was and can't understand why he "went after" her.
Wow. Just wow.
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sluts, can I put a hit out on her??? purty pleaze??? just joking, but for realz...I despise this sordid excuse throwing slut of a mother...she is demented and delusional beyond words...I hope Judge Marsha has a shank ready for this slut of a mother....Judge Marsha was not fired from the case, she did ONE thing wrong (tried to get Hohan in another rehab other than what the head shrinkers told her to do) which is MINISCULE COMPARED TO WHAT HOHAN HAS BEEN DOING...a part of me really wants to kind of like Hohan, but this ASSHOLE OF A MOTHER KEEPS ME FROM FEELING ANYTHING LIKE LIKE FOR HOHAN...God Dina, you make everything worse...what kind of mother are you??? Oh, thats right, the gravy train, drug taking, excuse making, living in denial type...well, carry on then...slut.
Of course she can't keep her lies straight. If any truth snuck in, she'd have to face what a parenting FAIL she is.
Mark my words, this WO bitch will suicide the moment her meal ticket (LiLo) dies of OD... unless of course the pimping of Ali is enough to keep her status quo.
She doesn't know what a 'stage mom' is but she sure knows what a PARTY MOM is !!
MK please repost those old pics of her and Lindsay drinking whisky and playing dressup !!
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Didn't Lindsay go to Paris days before a court date, loose her passport and miss her court date? I suppose that must have been the judges fault too.
Her mom is crazy, I coudln't even finish that video.
Matt went into the back and shred a pillow with his teeth after this interview. He is a refined gentleman on camera.
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"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
Dina Lohan doesn't want Lindsay to go through the rehab process because if she does, they will teach Lindsay to recognize and release her enablers.
And that will mean curtains for Dina.
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wow, she just couldn't answer the questions, it was like watching two different interviews going on
Matt needed to bring out a plastic bag full of delicious pills and tell White Oprah that for every coherent and straight answer she spits out, he'll give her a treat.
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LOL! You're hilarious, MK.
But not as hilarious as this:
I was there in close proximity, but you can't make your child not go out and go to a club and not get behind the wheel of a car. I certainly don't condone any of that behavior."
WTF does that even mean? You're in a club with your daughter and you can't make her NOT drive drunk. I've made my FRIENDS not drive drunk and they don't owe me a damn thing.
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
This is kind of off topic but still concerns a celeb who is most likely getting special treatment because apart from being a famous, people allege that she has given $$ to cops so they go along with her side of the story. Anyway, she was in a car that hit and killed an elderly woman in Cancun. Witnesses say that singer Ana Barbara was driving and ran out of the car. She returned a few minutes later and a friend/brother/assistant (she apparently can't decide who it was) took the blame. According to the victim's daughter (they were on vacation and the victim's family which included grandchildren, had to see her die) she still hadn't received an apology from the singer, only a song dedication at a concert Ana Barbara had done days after the accident.
So yeah, I just wanted to know if anyone had heard this story. I'm not following it too closely so sorry if I get some details wrong.
wow.....WOW. I never really paid too much attention to this mess, but just based on this interview, what a piece of garbage...no wonder her poor kid is such a mess....this woman's the emotional level of a 12 year old and smart as a box of rocks....the only way Lindsey can really get better is to cut her toxic family off....especially this parasite....it's a hard lesson to learn, just because someone gave birth to you doesn't mean they actually care.
ok that last statement was just full of WTF. Dumb bitch!
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Hang on wasn't she, like Lainey pointed out. living in Chateau Marmont at 16 when dating Fez of that 70s show? Well done WO. You were there right when at 16 she lived on her own, with an older guy sniffing the good shit?
I cannot watch this video. We should give as little attention to this useless waste of a mother as possible. She makes Joe Jackson look like father of the year.
What a farce. Lauer and Viera have probably used Lindsay's (ugh) services
Sowwy, M.E. I just wanted to share the outrage. LOL!
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Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 9:44am.
my dick goes limp when she speaks
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Mine, too, and I don't even have a dick.
To everyone who has commented that now they "feel bad" for Lindsay: DON'T. Plenty of people have had fucked up parents, fucked up upbringings, and have turned out fine. Blo has earned millions of dollars and spent all of it and then some, and she's had plenty of time and money to pay for quality therapy - but she didn't want that.
And lest any of us forget, Blohan was involved in what seemed like a LOT of traffic accidents before she was nailed on a DUI. Didn't she inexplicably wipe out some guy's car right in front of the Ivy or something in the middle of the afternoon?
The thing that irks me the most about Dina is her contention that her daughter is "still paying" for the 2007 DUIs. Duh, bitch, the point is she DIDN'T pay for those, thus the shit she's in now.
Dumb whores, both of them.
Dog, linking the article about Blohan making bank upon her release.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:46pm.
Dog, are you trying to make me homicidal?
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Huh? Whut'd I do???
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Ali doesn't have a website!??
http://www.alianalohan.com/
Says OFFICIAL website. This whore is a pathological liar.
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she can only cash in if you buy the books, magazines and watch the damn shows.
omfg...i am heading to the grocery store at lunch to buy another jug of smirnoff.
M.E. - i say that you find a way to make a drinking game out of Dina's stupidity. it's the only way to keep from killing anyone over it. you'll be sloppy drunk within minutes, but you won't care anymore.
this "lady" never ceases to amaze me
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."