Sunday, August 15th 2010

Happy Early Birfday, Vadge!

For a while there, Vadge's face resembled a shellacked plate of chicken parm an Italian restaurant displays in their front window to lure in tourists. So it's nice to see that the pores on her face are breathing in real oxygen with the rest of us!! Yay.

It's also nice to see that she's the one holding on to the crucifix. Usually the town's children are the ones holding the crucifix at Vadge's face when she gallops into the square on Baby Jesus' back. Yay, the encore.

Here's Vadge celebrating her 52nd birthday a couple of day early at Shoreditch House in London with two of her children, Lourdes and Baby Jesus.

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Janine's picture

I don't understand why Madonna is holding a crucifix, I thought that her religion is Kabbalah, isn't that a type of Judaism? Therefore she would not believe that Jesus was the son of God. ???

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Maybe Lourdes new bestest friend Taylor Momsen is giving her style tips. She is just working her way up to full on sharpie and hooker heels.

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Oh, Lourdes is only 13? I thought she was 16. I could've sworn she was.

Oh well, it's creepy.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
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Well I WAS going to say maybe Madonna keeps it blonde cuz her gray comes in so fast but those roots are brown. "They" say as you age less is more but I'd like to see her change it up a little with dark hair and heavier make-up. Just to see how she carries the look. And how come the media is dissing all over Madonna's face all of a sudden? Damn vultures.

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wow Lourdes is gorgeous

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Submitted by PinkTransAm on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 8:37am.
White Oprah wasn't lying. According to TMZ Lidsay could be getting out of rehab this week. Seems doctors think she isn't nearly as crazy or addicted as everyone thought. Yeah..ok.

Over at UCLA, Drs. Moe,Larry and Curly seem to think there's nothing wrong with her.

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Submitted by PinkTransAm on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 8:37am.

White Oprah wasn't lying. According to TMZ Lidsay could be getting out of rehab this week. Seems doctors think she isn't nearly as crazy or addicted as everyone thought. Yeah..ok.

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What I've always disliked about Vadge is that she is just fully set on having blonde hair...when darker hair would make her look SO much better.

And take attention away from her fried roots, pumpkin cheeks, and man hands!

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Submitted by PinkTransAm on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 8:37am.
Payed off! Celebrity justice at its finest! Makes me want to puke

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

White Oprah wasn't lying. According to TMZ Lidsay could be getting out of rehab this week. Seems doctors think she isn't nearly as crazy or addicted as everyone thought. Yeah..ok.

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Lourdes does not have a face that can hold that much makeup. She's much prettier without it. She looks cheap and it gives her a Curious Case of Ali Lohan effect.

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Lola is so beautiful its a shame at 13 her mother is allowing her to dress that way. It seems in hollyweird they all let there very young children oversexualize at inappropriate ages. Hmm wonder why they start running in clubs and doing drugs having sex so early. No idea why.

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

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Why does Madge always have the same brassy blonde hair color with roots, ugly part down the middle and dried-up waves? For someone who used to change her hair like people change clothes, she's worn the same tired style now for what seems like 10 years.

And a slightly darker lip color would do wonders for her. She always washes herself out with these lipsticks that are the same color as her skintone.

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nice eyeliner on your 13 old!
she'll fit in perfectly when she visits her latina kinfolk up in spanish harlem.
along with her 11 & 12 year old girl cousins rockin their miniskirts and inappropriately super tight jeans.
gross.

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Submitted by Dgrin on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 4:39am.

Lourdes is one very hot gal to me,mmmm
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lourdes is 13! therefore a child!

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Lourdes is one very hot gal to me,mmmm

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Also, LMAO @ Mad Hatter. That was my first impression of seeing John Depp's costume too: "Oh shit, he looks like Madonna!"

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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Woohoo.

Lourdes is really pretty but looks Kardashian-ish.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 11:55pm.
Dog and I wondered if the Craigslist killer committed suicide,as it's possible that other inmates helped him have "an accident". I shouldn't say this,but that swine needed killing. Champagne for everyone when Joran van der Sloot leaves this mortal coil. Although Craig is a stand-up guy,too much blame has landed on him.

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Is it weird that your daughter is like some kind of wanna be fan? Not quite pulling it off? Wrong. So wrong.
She should have just stayed with Lourdes dad. Looks just like her current piece. Madge is so old, the look of her lover from twenty years ago is back in style for her. Still, she looks good. Bitch works hard. Gotta give her that.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 11:42pm.

That pissed me off. Dude would rather die than own up to taking someone else's life? What a coward. He got to go out on his own terms while the poor girl he killed had to suffer a painful death.

Good riddance.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 11:18pm.

I will...I'm sure it will be run again this week.

In other news...Craigslist killer offs himself in jail:
http://news.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20100816sources_suspecte...

Way to go M! Looking hot

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 11:13pm.

If you get the chance to see the whole roast, do so.
seth macfarlane ( creator of family guy, american dad) did the best M.C. job ever.
not a moment was wasted, everyone was hysterical, ripping on everyone else.
me, my sister who is spending the night, and my mother were almost crying..

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 10:47pm.
did anyone watch the hassolhoff roast?
omg, I almost pissed myself, that was some funny shit.

I was watching Madmen tonight but I did see some clips on Comedy Central that were funny!!
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=343403&title=pre...

MickeyHolland's picture

None of these people appear to be in a party mood. Thank God I ignored their invitation.

Crystal Lynn's picture

Madonna has actually sucked all of the hot out of Jesus. I really used to think he was hot.

lastdiva's picture

I wish the first time *I* wore makeup it was done by a makeup artist - maybe then I wouldn't have worn beginner-blue eyeshadow in my 9th grade school photo.

Lourdes is beautiful & age-appropriate IMHO. Madonna should allow her to shine more. At some point, YOUR turn is over and you have to let someone else have THEIR turn, ya know?

Related: I couldn't be her kid. One of us wouldn't make it out alive.

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did anyone watch the hassolhoff roast?
omg, I almost pissed myself, that was some funny shit.

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Hey all,
Popping in for a break. Cranky and hormonal as hell also (quick scanned back) and coincidentally just fought w/ bboy about an hour ago, just days from curacao trip. of course.

@Angel, hear ya. Hate this shit. I'm in the same exact boat, srrsly. My system 'produces too much hormone' as the docs say (maybe that explains why when I was 6mos pregs I lactated -tmi, i know- and then when daughter was born my boobs were three painful cup sizes larger. Fking nightmare. Plus I double ovulate every 3 months.

If you are damn sure of no more youngins, then what the hell. If not, hold off. I'm considering it as well. I'm on the pill and still have massive hormone surges. Just shitty this predicament all around.

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Submitted by ginger_t on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 10:09pm.

Uh, sister, your "punk" steel toed work boots and "Material Girl" collection have been there, done that, went to the concert, bought the t-shirt, got sent to rehab, and told their E! True Hollywood story.
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LOL! We really are so much cooler than the "Get off my lawn!" generation.

What has two thumbs and is scared of the forum? :)

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I normally think her daughter looks great, but here, she looks like a Manhattan housewife sucking a lemon to give the appearance of cheekbones.

Also, I recall Lourdes bitching on her blog about the death of Gladiator sandals, and why in the hell were people still wearing them. Uh, sister, your "punk" steel toed work boots and "Material Girl" collection have been there, done that, went to the concert, bought the t-shirt, got sent to rehab, and told their E! True Hollywood story. So STFU about what you think you know about fashion.

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Submitted by anony54321 on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 9:59pm.

angel i - i dont know how to send my email address without putting it on here for everyone to see, but if you know how, send me yours if you want.

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O no! Nipplez! *runs away!*

But seriously folks - it's mah bedtime! Nitey nite and thanks for all the hugs and awesome feedback. I have lots to sleep on now and for that I am truly grateful:)

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I'm late in the game, but wtf is Lourdes made up like one of my middle-aged tias getting ready to head out to find some acción? She's way too damn young to be looking that whorey already.

Why are they sporting rosaries and crucifixes? Bleh, Madonna and Lourdes, it's been done and done to the point of idiocy. That's why Taylor Whoreson is your spokesbitch, You are really dumb, for real.

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I love Madonna's dress. She should wear that color more often.

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Submitted by chaka1 on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 9:50pm.

Besides the veiny arms, Madonna is still runnin thangs...
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@antibitch: I stand corrected.

@anony: ugh - not at night. i can flip it up quick in the day but I learned (the hard way) that, at night, it attracts a lot of flies. My spam catcher is brimming over as it is...if I see you later, I'll ask atcha again:)

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It's Sunday Night Nipplez!

Lookit mah nipplez.

hors

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Night, horz. I got Anne Rice`s "Lasher" waiting for me...
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 9:51pm.
I'm in training to give birth to a boatload of children. Alas, I don't live on a farm and in the city it's not nearly as practical.

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angel i - i dont know how to send my email address without putting it on here for everyone to see, but if you know how, send me yours if you want - i have a friend who got hers removed at a young age, and i can ask her what she thinks - would it have been easier to go on the pill or one of those things that makes you not get the curse - i guess it might be six of one half dozen of the other, in the hormone aspect.

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angel i - about a week after maddie went missing? the mccanns came out of the church and shook hands and smiled like they were on a goddamned royal tour.

i have SUCH a bad memory, or i could be giving you way more concrete reasons why i am so sure they are guilty. i will have to sit down and see what i can put together coherently.

kate mccann changed her earrings in the first few days - like this, "oh this pair looks pretty with this outfit." who could do that??

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Submitted by anony54321 on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 9:49pm.

oh wait - angel i - have you tried mother's wort? i have a friend who used to have crippling cramps, and it helped a tremendous amount.
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I haven't - but I will! I mean, surgery is a pretty big deal...I'm just so sick of it. It's been my whole damn life as I started early too...and like I say - I think I'm done. Altho, now I'm a little worried I won't try to pop one more last one out before I do it;p LOL!

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Besides the veiny arms, Madonna is still runnin thangs...

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Submitted by antibitch on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 9:42pm.

You done breedin'?
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Pretty sure. I made one pretty perfect kid. I wouldn't want to ruin a good run;p I'm kinda sad when I think about it - my ob/gyn said I was born to be a Duggar; that's why it hurts so much - I'm in training to give birth to a boatload of children. Alas, I don't live on a farm and in the city it's not nearly as practical.

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