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The Cami Secret, it's like the sexy version of the Dickey! The Vaginaey, if you will!
Are you tired of your boss motorboating you with his eyes when he's standing over your desk while going over some very important documents and can't be bothered to put on a full camisole in the morning (putting on clothes is really hard, so I understand your pain)? Well, this is the completely useless product for you! The Cami Secret attaches to your bra strap and allows you to show off as much or as little of your titty crevice as you want!
While watching this ridiculous mess of a commercial last night (see below), the first thing that came on my mind is that Aretha Franklin couldn't even use the Cami Secret as a burp bib for ONE of her nipples! I guess if Aretha ever wanted to commit an illegal act by covering up her magnificent chichis of wonder, she'd have to use a couple of my abuelita's oval lace tablecloths.
And I think I figured out the real use for the Cami Secret. If you accidentally leave your panties on your one night stand's living room floor and don't want to go into work Lohan-style, just make yourself a DIY thong using the Cami Secret and tampon strings. Voila!
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The beauty of this piece of shit is that you can wear it with any top you own, no matter how much you've paid for it, & it will look like a markdown from Walmart.
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Preach sista!
I have huge boobs that make turtle necks look like v necks, plus I'm shorter than everyone else. I wear minimizers and spend half my life adjusting my tops. I hate the attention and try to hide them w/o looking matronly. I'd start the day at a perfectly decent level and have the neckline at my belly button by the time I get to the train station. These are a good idea in theory, but look dreadfully cheap.
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Bitch please!
Stupid and pointless.
I have big tits but honestly, I don't have to worry because people looking has never been a problem. I'd actually pay a guy to look at my boobs.
I'm missing out on one of the best parts of being a woman. I wish I was a guy sometimes.
OHOH, SOMEONE FEELING BAD FOR HERSELF OVER THE INTERNET?
Deal with it.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 1:13pm.
Hmmm, my camis don't ride up or down. I wear a cami under just about everything - I feel naked without one anymore. But I don't have enormous tits so...?
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Same, and I actually DO have enormous tits. Seriously, I wear one almost every day, I tuck them into my pants. And they stay put. I wasn't aware that I was averting such a HUGE problem.
I have SO been waiting for this commercial to be HSOTD!!!!
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How dumpy looking. Just don't buy the slutty top. It's like those girls in high school who wear micro skirts and tons of makeup and no bras and belly shirts and bend over to pick up pencils all the time. The second a guy starts looking at them, she calls him a pervert and swears to all her girl friends at Bible study that he wanted to take her virginity. You don't wear your clubbing shirt to work just cause you think you look good in it. I don't wear my my swimming trunks with long-johns and pretend they are pants. Grow up and buy/wear appropriate clothing. These ladies look like they're wearing bibs at a mentally handicapped adult daycare center.
I think it's a good idea in theory but butt-ugly in practice. Add me to the list of women who have trouble finding "appropriate" clothes. If I had $1 for every time the shirt that looked fine when I left the house was either completely sheer in sunlight or riding halfway down my chest by the end of the day... *sigh*
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA this commercial cracks me up every time i see it... or you could just buy shirts that fit or deal w/ being called a whore for daring to reveal a little jiggle! the dirty dirty boobies we must all be protected from! ROFLMAO "presenting-'cami secrets'-when your ass isn't downtown enough for a safety pin"
Submitted by hamblettamaud on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 3:36pm.
CAN I GET SOME FOR MY BOSS' BUTTCRACK?
DOES IT COME IN COLOUR DOUCHE???
LMAO
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"Strut for me, and show me what you're workin' with." --Glambert!
I'll only get one if they have a sparkly one. To add a little touch of class to my outfits, of course
This better be sold at Dollar Tree cause I ain't paying any more than that for a scrap of cloth!
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CAN I GET SOME FOR MY BOSS' BUTTCRACK?
DOES IT COME IN COLOUR DOUCHE???
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Are you *trying* not to get that raise early? lol
Although, I do think this shit would be more useful going over some of the ass cracks I see coming out of low rider jeans.
Oh, I get it - this is for the times when you have dinner with your parents and their church group Saturday evening but are going out clubbing directly after & don't want to change in the car in the church parking lot
Hmmm, my camis don't ride up or down. I wear a cami under just about everything - I feel naked without one anymore. But I don't have enormous tits so...?
It looks like this product assumes a gal only has one shirt. You could, I don't know - just wear a different kind of shirt to work?
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
It looks like it would itch.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Oh, it make boobies go away. Miraculous.
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Stupid is who stupid does
Buy the whole set for the pilgrim minded gal in your life!!!!
WTF!!!....I am speechless......
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"Yes, you should always make a wish before you blow anything. Know this!" M.K. 05/10
As ugly as those things are, it's almost tempting. It sucks being busty and having even the most demure tops end up being "inappropriate" unless you get them too big and then they just don't look right. I've done the safety pins and double sided tape; it's all irritating. I have tons of camis for this reason, but they're right; they CAN be irritating (but come in handy with all these damn lowrise pants they seem to think everyone wants).
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
It's a good idea, but for $10, I don't see these being very good quality.
It is very difficult finding tops nowadays that aren't so damn low-cut. The shirt itself looks great, but the neckline might as well be down to my damn crotch.
It's ridiculous.
$10 for *that*?
Honestly, though, the "pulling and tugging" at a tank top thing is totally true for me. It's fucking annoying. But for now, I'll stick with those over this panty bib. Really, though, it isn't always a breeze trying to find a "nice" shirt that isn't a) dowdy, b) see-through, or c) too low cut if not all-in-one. Excepting sweaters. If you want to dress like Pam from The Office, it's always incredibly easy to find appropriate work wear. It's not unmanageable or anything, but sometimes I buy a shirt and there aren't any 'undershirts' that look right with the neckline, blah blah blah.
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no my cousins thinks we are the same size clothes wise she would buy the same top I would and when I took her bra shopping she refused the full coverage bras because they don't show as much cleavage. I think its a choice I have a bigger problem shopping since my tops tend to be small to fit my body I tend to buy mediums shirts at time they are too baggy, it is easier to be a 36 DD than a 30 DD trust me its way harder to shop for me than for her she chooses to show off everything wears super tight clothing etc... and loves the attention
I hate the attention and do my best to hide mine, people assume and accuse me of having fake breast but no one does that to bigger girls. So I am always hiding my breasts as best as possible I mean they still show as big but at least no cleavage and yes I have to wear undershirts all the time specially with wrap dresses ugggh.
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Tank tops and camis are 2 for $12.99 at Old Navy. How hard is that?
well even better, why not just buy a really cool thin small silk or cotton scarf and cover the ill fitting tops? All the chic women in NY do that. Another idea, learn how to buy clothes and underwear that fit. Just saying.
great ide. Why in sam hill would you wear something like that to wok with all you jiggly pats jiggling and coming out? HR can fire you for not dressing according to code and you can trust that with this economy, many would cover up even more if that would get them a job.
Actually. I hate to say this . . . but that would really come in handy for nursing!
I hope some electricians and plumbers will wear this to hide their arse cleavage....
Hit the bricks with this bullshit!
Move to muslimville if you don't want me staring at your tits.
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You know, if that didn't have lace on it, I could see times when I might want to wear it. The lace is hideous and dated.
That girl has some nice jugs.
The hell's wrong with people? Pure uselessness, this and the dickey or whatever that shit is.
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Submitted by MeowMeow on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 10:16am.
Hey. As a chick with DDD boobs, I can tell you -- even with a minimizer bra, it's hard with today's clothes (all the surplice tops, etc) to find something that doesn't allow someone to look right down your top if they're taller than you or hovering over you.
Are they silly? Yes. Am I probably going to buy some of these bitches? Yes.
Save your money. I bought one of these things and not only was it a cheap piece of shit, the little velcro tabs scratch the shit out of you. You can find a much better, more attractive and cheaper product at Target.
As for those of you saying just wear appropriate clothes, you have no idea. When you have really (and I mean really) big boobs, even the most commonplace clothing looks vavavoom on you. It would be nice if manufacturers who make v-neck and wrap or mock wrap tops didn't make them so fricking low cut to begin with, but they do and so this product is really a good idea for those of us who are extremely well endowed but don't want to wear turtlenecks all year round.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 10:04am.
Mr. Uvula has had to have more than one conversation with one of his employees about appropriate work attire. The last time the chick STAPLED her shirt shut.
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Many years ago, when I was a govt employee, I had occasion to go get a car out of the motor pool, which was run by a very large woman. She usually wore one of those shaker sweaters from the 80's with the huge scoop neck that a person could not possibly wear without something underneath. Except Wanda at the motorpool. I suppose she was told it showed too much, but she continued to wear it on several occasions with a freaking binder clip, which made a big loop and thus showed even more boobage. Wanda would have needed about half a dozen of these clotheslined across her chest.
Somehow, I can envision Britney trying to wear one of these with a tank top without a bra.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 10:16am.
my cousin has 36 DD and I have 30 DD
somehow I manage to cover mine always but she "cant" because "her boobs are so big"
no dude those girls want to flaunt their breast or they just could buy clothes that are not 4 sizes too small ya know.
Actually, bras are graded, so if you have a smaller back size, the cup is actually smaller than the same cup size in a larger back size. Technically your cousins boobs are bigger because of her larger back size, so she could have more of a problem than you. Although, no matter how big your boobs are, you can usually find enough fabric to cover them! Unless you're Aretha Franklin!
I think I would rather invest in the Boob Tube than this mess.
I'm just bitter cause I wish I had come up with this shit.
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She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine. -- Michael K.
Where's the furry one that looks like a hairy chest?
*salutes all the big breastidid women*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Don't wear that triangle on date night, especially with Spanx.
my cousin has 36 DD and I have 30 DD
somehow I manage to cover mine always but she "cant" because "her boobs are so big"
no dude those girls want to flaunt their breast or they just could buy clothes that are not 4 sizes too small ya know
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
I just really took a good look at that thing and it's a hairless tit merkin. Not so sexy for me.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Hey. As a chick with DDD boobs, I can tell you -- even with a minimizer bra, it's hard with today's clothes (all the surplice tops, etc) to find something that doesn't allow someone to look right down your top if they're taller than you or hovering over you.
Are they silly? Yes. Am I probably going to buy some of these bitches? Yes.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 10:11am.
jacko- BECAUSE I'M A WHORE LIKE THAT.
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*SWOOOOOOOOON*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
jacko- BECAUSE I'M A WHORE LIKE THAT.
:P
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
^^ DAMMIT Uvy!!! how come you're always on top!? ^^
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Mr. Uvula has had to have more than one conversation with one of his employees about appropriate work attire. The last time the chick STAPLED her shirt shut. Maybe he should invest in a drawerfull of these and throw 'em at bitches instead of having embarrassing talks with grown women.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
*does not co-sign*
THEY NEED TO BREATHE YA'LL!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus