Shit That Makes Sense: Vanilla Gorilla Is Boning Kat Von D
Boobshit McGee is the section 8 version of Kat Von D (served in a Nazi-made meth pipe), so I guess Vanilla Gorilla has sort of upgraded by fucking on the real thing. People Magazine reports that Kat Von D and Vanilla Gorilla went out on a date in Las Vegas on Saturday night and were seen holding hands. And by holding hands, I think the source means that they were touching fingers while giving the Hitler salute.
People has all the details on Kat and Vanilla Gorilla's date down to what they ate:
Settling into a table at Palms Casino Resort's N9NE, the duo didn't bother spreading out in the oversized booth, but got cozy by sitting right next to each other.The two shared the restaurant's signature rock shrimp and classic Caesar salad. They also both enjoyed the filet with a side of asparagus, and drank Fiji water with dinner.
A SIDE OF ASPARAGUS?! What dumbass eats asparagus on a date?! It must have really killed the mood when Vanilla Gorilla's nostril hairs curled up after Kat Von D tried to make the sign of a swastika on his chest with her piss like he asked. Way to ruin a truly romantic moment!


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The sad thing to me is, she started off as drop dead gorgeous, before the plastic surgery, and going overboard on the ink. She really has beautiful facial features. What a waste.
Fiji water!!!! WOW.
That pair of dipshits deserve each other.
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Oh well. It says a lot about both of them.
You have Jesse James who married (and in a way used) Sandra Bullock for "comfort" I guess, and cheated on her with a neo-Nazi tranny trainwreck and is now bumping pork chops with a part time narcissistic camwhore/part timemediocre tattoo artist/full time starfucker who squats on the cock of has-been shitty musicians and sleazy reality TV stars and in a way slightly resembles a cross between Dr. Frankenfurter and a meth lab incarnation of Patricia Morrison.
Kat Vom D, on the other hand, jumps from Nikki Sixx to Jesse James. She really knows where to find the winners. I've always hated Motley Crue too. Fuck that band.
The marriage between Jesse James and Sandra Bullock always infuriated me to some extent because I knew this shit would happen. I hate it whenever people enter relationships with other people with whom they don't share any sexual chemistry because they're dumbasses who don't know what they want, so they string along some wholesome home maker type person because they're "reliable" and "kind". "Oh, I can respect that person!"
Not saying I wouldn't expect respect from my husband or vice versa, but you know, sometimes it just means "I don't ever have to fuck them!" because you know if the sex is too good, the relationship is meaningless but if the sex isn't good or frequent enough, ditch them because they're prudes. Sometimes, you just can't win.
This joke of a marriage between Jesse James and Sandra Bullock always appeared awkward because you could tell by Jesse James' stupid sappy interviews he was full of shit.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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This doesn't surprise me whatsoever.
"A SIDE OF ASPARAGUS?! What dumbass eats asparagus on a date?! It must have really killed the mood when Vanilla Gorilla's nostril hairs curled up after Kat Von D tried to make the sign of a swastika on his chest with her piss like he asked. Way to ruin a truly romantic moment!"
lolol, even on vacay you still kill, MK. Word, that's as bad as eating cabbage on a date.
I can't wait till they're both 50, and their tats will read MQL7YWQQB instead of Hollywood and CANTSTOPFEKINTHESKANKS instead of Sandra4eva.
Can you almost see her twat or what?
I think Jesse looks like a deer in headlights. He looks caught in the act. Fucked it up with Sandra again, dillhole.
And who would Kat Von D be without all of those tattoos. Nobody. So I guess it was worth fucking up her face for those 15 minutes.
The first time Nikki Sixx said he and Kat were broken up, she had been caught "canoodling" with one of those Madden guys from Good Charlotte. Then Kat and Nikki got back together. Just a few days ago, Nikki announced on his Twitter that he and Kat were no longer together, but still friends. Hmmm. Probably because she was seeing this freak behind his back. However, Nikki cheated on both of his previous wives, so now I guess he's getting a taste of his own medicine. As for Kat, she's a starfucker, plain and simple. She can't stay with one person very long before she's off looking for the next celebrity to be the "love of her lifetime". I can't stand her. She does GREAT tattoos, but I can't stand her, as a person.
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WAHAHAHAHAHAA *snort*AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"This is straight up fuckery."
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this couple makes PERFECT SENSE.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 8:36pm.
So how are your tattoos? Gee...another tattoo where? Wow your eyes really accentuate those stars! Your lips are like...tattoos. The lovely curve on your neck...oh wait a tattoo!!
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would you like a glass of tattoo to go with your filet tattoo?
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I'm shocked just to know this bitch is only 28. I was guessing more like 38. And if she wants to bump uglies with this manwhore, it only confirms my suspicions that she was trash all along.
So how are your tattoos? Gee...another tattoo where? Wow your eyes really accentuate those stars! Your lips are like...tattoos. The lovely curve on your neck...oh wait a tattoo!!
Totally makes sense. Kat also was banging that racist prick nikki sixx.
Submitted by Vern on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 12:55pm.
Brilliant Johnnysgirl!
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Hee hee hee, thanks Vern :D
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Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 5:53pm.
WHAT is WRONG with JJ??? Can he not, or can he not, take a fking NORMAL picture?? How this dude gets laid is beyond me.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man.
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Fiji water? That stuff is toxic?!? Are there only idiots left or what?
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*gasp* NIKKI SIXX is closer to being MINE! I love you, Nikki!!!
He looks very speshul in this pic...like after bagging my groceries and helping me with them to my car, he suddenly slits my throat from ear to ear because I failed to toss him a quarter and his daddy taught him that's how uppity women should be dealt with....Yeah, the death penalty is simply common sense and yet it's like gassing a retarded animal..
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Jesse James is the bastion of pond scum. Meanwhile, Kat Von D's stealthily poisonous attitude is almost as repulsive as the ghastly tattoos covering the entirety of her flesh. Those tattoos of hers are absolutely abhorrent, which is a shame. . . because in another life, Kat Von D may have been quite physically attractive, minus her sinister perspective on life.
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Yeah, what Hotmami said. Ew.
Um....ew.
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WHAT is WRONG with JJ??? Can he not, or can he not, take a fking NORMAL picture?? How this dude gets laid is beyond me.
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Two Nazis walked into a bar..
I think Sandra really did love her life with Jesse - the house full of kids, the dogs rescued from the pound, just the whole easy domestic scene that it sounds like she had.
I read interviews just a month before the big split where she talked of daily life in their household - & of course we can never know anything for sure - but even if it was half true, well she was truly thrilled with her life. The big, strong, different from the rest type husband, she loved all that.
Everyone hates on him non stop now & wonders what she saw in him - but I don't particularly wonder that at all - & as is often the way, I bet she kind of hates seeing the never ending comments about how she was way too good for him & way better than him - she made her life with an outsider & it was a great life - for a while - it just wasn't quite real of course as he wasn't what he appeared to be - but for a while - what he appeared to be was exactly what she wanted for her life & future. I feel very sorry for her in a way - she had a family life with loads of laughter & good times & then it just exploded.
Kat will bone anything with paparazzi potential. I was listenting to some classic rock radio station and Nikki Sixx was saying he was still with her. So maybe she pretend-dates the other guys for publicity. Or some shit.
Excuse me but I love asparagus! lol
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Fucking disgusting.
Fiji water? That stuff is toxic?!? Are there only idiots left or what?
Hello. just becuz they ate a meal together it doesn't mean they're dating. Jeesh! What am I? 13?
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This is a couple made in douche heaven. He's an idiot for marrying Sandra Bullock & wasting her time when he so OBVIOUSLY has a type - trashy bitches.
I used to like Kat Von D when she was on "Miami Ink." I thought she seemed cool, and she was a sexy girl with lots of tats. So it's not that I think she's trashy because all women with tattoos are trashy or anything ridiculous like that; that's not what I think. I just think Kat specifically is a trashy asshole, and she is super annoying. She seems to love being mean to others, especially other women, and I just can't get down with that. She clearly thinks she's too cool for everyone. Also, her "reality" show is insanely fake & the drama is scripted.
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i believe it. she's a nasty bitch ass ho. when they had that blonde chick on from rock of love or what the fuck ever i just wanted to bunch this biatch in the face. they were so rude to that chick with the black hair and crazy ass makeup
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No she isn't. That's just your opinion. AND They started EDited HER SHOW LIKE CRAZY to make it look like that.
The network didn't care about the work they were doing, they just wanted to create more drama. And if that meant cutting and pasting scenes then so be it.
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That's exactly why the show started to suck for me. They don't need all that drama, they just need to tattoo people and be themselves. If someone has a disagreement or argues then fine, but i don't care to see all this constant drama.
dilated crazy eyes.
they 'splain everything.
Well so much for Jessie James saying he was going to try everything he could to win Sandra back, no matter how long it took. Good riddance dirt bag.
They're both disgusting pigs. He will never do as well as SB again.
She must hate herself. There's no other excuse for this.
Kat is a pretty girl. But what is she going to do when she hits 40? Those facial stars are going to look like raisins. Not too smart Kat!
Oh and if this is true, maybe she and Vanilla Gorilla deserve each other.
Also, they are revolting and if Sandra ever takes him back, I am done with her.
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STAINS!!!!!!1!!!1
And pineapple makes jizz taste better, not asparagus. Take it from a whore who knows.
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Trash for trash... Looks like a good match.
Grown women with the nickname "Kat" or "Cat" (for Catherine or Katrina or whatever) are annoying. It's just too cutesy for an adult - I can't take them seriously.
Wow wtf... :-/
Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 12:30pm.
i believe it. she's a nasty bitch ass ho. when they had that blonde chick on from rock of love or what the fuck ever i just wanted to bunch this biatch in the face. they were so rude to that chick with the black hair and crazy ass makeup
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No she isn't. That's just your opinion. AND They started EDited HER SHOW LIKE CRAZY to make it look like that.
The network didn't care about the work they were doing, they just wanted to create more drama. And if that meant cutting and pasting scenes then so be it.
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