Tuesday, August 17th 2010

These Two Broke Up Again

There's good news for you hos out there who love it when your man gently taps your bare snatch with a taxidermy platypus (I've heard things), because Marilyn Manson is yours for the taking now that he's no longer spreading his clown make-up all over Evan Rachel Wood's inner thighs. Yeah, Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn have broken up yet again. This is what People is saying anyways.

The newly single Manson, 41, then hit the town Saturday night, dining at L.A's STK and clubbing at next door Boudoir with a group including a brunette named Twiggy and former Playmate of the Year Colleen Shannon.

"They just broke off their engagement, and he needed a night out with friends," says another source.

Evan Rachel probably got fed up with Marilyn fake crying in the bathroom while trying to cut the lyrics to a Cure song into his arm with a plastic butter knife whenever she threatened to change the channel from The Munsters. And Marilyn got sick of Evan waking up every morning, staring at his face and then punching at her eyes before mumbling to herself, "You dropped ASkars for that?!"

The last time Evan and Marilyn ended things he paid tribute to their love by bludgeoning her look-alike to death in a video, so I wonder what he'll do this time. Eh. Even Marilyn probably knows he's getting too old for this shit, so I'm sure he'll just bludgeon a cherry pocket pie with his mouth instead. Good move.

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Submitted by chaka1 on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 5:30pm.
If I remember correctly, under the makeup and grotesque dramatics, Manson is a regular looking guy.

Add money and rock star status, he gets tons of hot chicks.

He's probably a freak in the sack and twists you up like a pretzel.

Guaranteed he's a typical male asshole just like rest of them...

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If by "regular looking guy" you mean MM is an bloated, ugly motherfucker then yes, he is a "regular looking guy" without makeup.

Violet's picture

always thought he was a poser geek

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Submitted by chaka1 on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 5:30pm.

I doubt he has that either. It's just what he wants you to think.

I think he's really just needy and manipulative, pulling the sympathy card over and over AND OVER.

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I don't know which one is more pathetic.

Evan Rachel Wood for allowing herself to wrap herself around Brian Warner's finger and conform to his pitiful Dita Vom Teese projection fantasy, or Brian Warner on principle?

How amusing is that Mr. "The Beautiful People" himself molded Evan Rachel Wood into the same boring gothic pin up replica he always fucks?

Funny that he condemns popular culture for enforcing a cookie cutter image when he's always been living in the same world as they've been. Is it conflicting to fuck opportunist twits who are clones of each other while stridently condemning the "shallowness" of mainstream society?

Brian Warner is a hypocrite.

Second of all, who the fuck is he to mock anyone else's values, whenever his own bastion of society has produced some of the most petty, superficial, narcissistic assholes to plague the human population?

Warner's "unique" brand of staged, mass marketed sanctimony and ego-masturbatory pseudo enlightenment does not have me convinced, and if he wasn't all about image, he wouldn't only be fucking amateur porn stars, strippers, and models or conforming young impressionable actresses into that mold.

Really, dude, if you had all the fucking answers, why do your relationships all end on such a negative note? The only fucking constant in all of your failed relationships is you.

So, in short, I guess I hate Brian Warner on principle and that he's a mediocre artist. Evan Rachel Wood's just weak, but at least she isn't one of the biggest hypocrites in the fucking entertainment industry.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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That was really funny to read! They will probably get back together again when they miss the publicity on themselves.

Submitted by fauve on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 7:07pm.
"Evan Rachel probably got fed up with Marilyn fake crying in the bathroom while trying to cut the lyrics to a Cure song into his arm with a plastic butter knife whenever she threatened to change the channel from The Munsters."

Fuckin' hilarious...LOL!!

fauve's picture

"Evan Rachel probably got fed up with Marilyn fake crying in the bathroom while trying to cut the lyrics to a Cure song into his arm with a plastic butter knife whenever she threatened to change the channel from The Munsters."

MK, the whole post was hilarious but really... this just can't be improved upon.

I heart Natalie's picture

She was good in The Wrestler... she just seems kind of young for him.

Possum's picture

Sick of these ass-clowns.

not shocked's picture

He must be doing coke again, when I was working in production at VIVID (yuck not fun, but good monies)it was rumored that he would get the contacts for the gothish and vampish looking porn talent and take them home to do lots of coke and give them candlelit bubblebaths. Weird.

Cara's picture

I've always thought she was really pretty and fairly talented, at least in the few things I've seen her in. I can't imagine going from Skarsgard to Manson, however. That's just wrong.

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Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 4:51pm.

I think she's really really pretty I dont understand the attraction to MM, he gets some pretty gorgeous women, wonder if he has an anaconda under those trousers, what else could it be, is he a romantic? Its not for his money, cause they women have their own? Im truly interested in why women keep going out with him, long term no less.
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agree! She was really good in Across the Universe and is very (naturally) pretty. she should have hooked up with Jim Sturgess he's yummy.

MM is a troll.

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If I remember correctly, under the makeup and grotesque dramatics, Manson is a regular looking guy.

Add money and rock star status, he gets tons of hot chicks.

He's probably a freak in the sack and twists you up like a pretzel.

Guaranteed he's a typical male asshole just like rest of them...

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he's so gross and she's trying to stay relevant.
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I think she's really really pretty I dont understand the attraction to MM, he gets some pretty gorgeous women, wonder if he has an anaconda under those trousers, what else could it be, is he a romantic? Its not for his money, cause they women have their own? Im truly interested in why women keep going out with him, long term no less.

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I forgot all about these two. MM became the typical elder goth he used to mock. He still dyes his hair black, he pretends he hasn't gone all puffy along the edges, and continues to slams liquor and dope likes he's in his 20s but instead of it being rock & roll it's just pathetic. She'll be back with him in two slices of a lamb's throat.

Submitted by d-nice on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 1:10pm.

i can't stand her on TB, she looks pretty but can't act to save her life.

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I thought she was good in 13. Then again I saw it when it had just come out so I don't remember. What's TB?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvBvZwCuM3A

Here's a little sample of mah talent. ENJOY!!!!

ERW must have less self esteem than Megan Fox. I didn't think such a thing was possible.

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Rhoda's picture

These cunts will be back together before autumn hits, trust.

"Marilyn Manson now going door-to-door trying to shock people":

http://www.theonion.com/articles/marilyn-manson-now-going-doortodoor-try...

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Who cares. He is hideous.

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GlitterKitty's picture

Gees Marilyn really has turned into a middle-aged fat goth. His music sucks anyway.

yucko's picture

Good! But... I don't doubt the possibility of them getting together again. Ugh. Don't do it, Evan.

I totally wish I had one of those alligator-mascot chocolate pies. I freaking love those things. I'd settle on a cherry one, though.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Gruesome twosome.

Perfect for each other.

Fucking_Classy's picture

Ugh, they're both so fucking stupid. Can't stand them. That said, Evan could at least score some dumb fuck who is hot and her age, no? MM is RANCID.

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Carpe Diem's picture

I've never cared for either of them.
Eh, he needs to lay off the mac and party city makeup.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 12:59pm.
He could fling himself at Tila cuz he looks like shit.
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Well done. =)

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"...now that he's no longer spreading his clown make-up all over Evan Rachel Wood's inner thighs"

^^^Eerily accurate! 8o

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Yeah, she needs to quit that bitch while her snatch is still springy!

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icallbs's picture

great. just great. now i want a cherry pocket pie.

damn you, mk.

Cubanita's picture

Why would she want to be with that ugly old fart when she could rolling around naked in blood with all her HOT coworkers below?

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i can't stand her on TB, she looks pretty but can't act to save her life.

He's pretty gross. She needs to back away from the mangled-faced pepaws like Manson and Rourke, anyway, or her whorification will be complete before she's even fucked anyone fuckworthy (I don't think she got any from ASkars).

So basically she accidentally sobered up and saw what she was lying next to?

BOOOORRRIINNG. Have either of these been relevant in eons?

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 1:01pm.
What did these stupid fucks do to merit attention from People magazine?!?

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More like People magazine is getting pretty fucking desparate for stories.... either way!

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twiggy is marilyn manson's bassist.
I used to love their music, call it a phase...

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Aww, I bet poor widdle Marilyn is drowning his sorrows in absinthe while he dreams about self harming.

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who would ever want that insane, fugly mofo?!

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What did these stupid fucks do to merit attention from People magazine?!?

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Ummm...does anyone care about them?

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*yawn* Next?

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*slow claps*

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mike's picture

She'll be back. If you're stupid twice, it's a pattern.