Big Brother Is Watching You.....Jerk It In The Shower
Why not spend the next minute-and-a-half watching Lane, the big hot bag of dumb on Big Brother, bust all kinds of various restrained Ofaces while massaging his wang in the shower. This magical live feed moment is brought to you by Jezebel who says that right before Lane's shower date with himself, the dudes were sharing fuck stories with each other. So that probably gave Lane an urge to purge his peen.
I love how Lane is trying to be all slick by poking at his ears and nose to take the focus off the party going down below. Please, Lane should not act like he's cleaning the wax out of his ear holes when we know very well he's really focused on cleaning the jizz out of peen hole.
You know, this clip doesn't feel the same without Julie Chen popping in to say, "But first, Lane is going fuck himself." Julie should be on call 24/7 for important situations like this.
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Is he jerking off or giving me the baseball signal to steal third base?
Boogers, EarJam, and jizz in between the digits is a redneck orgasm cocktail.
I always wondered why my nephews took such long showers...
Yuck.
Watching this guy tug did not do it for me. I can appreciate watching a man j/o but this buffoon looked like an idiot with all the head and ear scratching. I agree with others who have wondered why he didn't close the shower curtain. I think it was a calculated move to get attention and be sure he is not forgotten...a move conceived during a coke buzz, no doubt. The dude's jaw was doing the telltale grinding and he just seemed completely fucked up. It didn't look to me to be only the results of a stand-up orgasm. He looked like he was off-balance. And the hand check at the end was priceless!
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Watching this guy tug did not do it for me. I can appreciate watching a man j/o but this buffoon looked like an idiot with all the head and ear scratching. I agree with others who have wondered why he didn't close the shower curtain. I think it was a calculated move to get attention and be sure he is not forgotten...a move conceived during a coke buzz, no doubt. The dude's jaw was doing the telltale grinding and he just seemed completely fucked up. It didn't look to me to be only the results of a stand-up orgasm. He looked like he was off-balance. And the hand check at the end was priceless!
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
It's like he's digging at his ears & nose to keep from tweaking his nips!
Submitted by Soultonic on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 5:14pm.
I watch BB and he is definitely the good-looking dumb meathead of the household.
Well, that made me break out in a little sweat.
I ordinarily hate big muscley jarheads like Lane, but he's really endearing with his country ass.
So...naturally...I will be watching this later under my covers.
I'm calling ENZO for the win...YO!
ps. tomorrow and Thursday nights' BB is going to be off the chain. There is a MAJOR argument...don't want to spoil any surprises, but I got the scoop from the feeds and the fight is EPIC.
"SHE'S BLIND, YOU JACKALS!"
I thought that was pretty hot, actually. But can't he do it in the toilet room? They don't have a camera there, right?
A big dumb farmhand-looking oaf busts a quick one in the shower... perfection. This just started my day off RIGHT! Good morning world!
1-plus for women unless you're a squirter we don't need to worry about a jizz spill! yay!
There should be a world-wide law to love MK!
Is that a shower curtain I see? PULL IT.
Mmmm! MOAR!!!
is this person an ape? it's disturbing how during sexy times he like to clean his ear wax,nose boogers and pick the lice out of his head,how elaborated of him. oh and how classy to do this at a public bathroom for the next contestant to walk into a delicious pool of booger,filth and semen pool.
instead of the 'elaborate' nose and ear cleaning-why didn't he just draw the fucking shower curtain?!?
Why doesn't he just whack off in bed?
Yeah.....I really don't need to see that. Why is this show still on the air? Ditto with Survivor. Both those shows jumped the shark a million years ago.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
This dumb show is still on?
Submitted by Sexy Pants on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 10:25pm.
You are worthy of the Blanche avatar!
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Why, thank you. I think we should get to know each other better in this bar I know where the servers wear these sexy tight pants. You would fit right in. Lawd, it's gettin hawt in heah.
Ugh. The digging in the ears and the weird stuff with the nose just detracted from what could have been a dirty hot.
Submitted by HoityToity on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 9:30pm.
The way he was looking at his hands afterwards, you know he would have licked the jizz off of it if the camera wasn't there. I know a jizz licker when I see one.
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"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
Phffft! Please! Thinly-veiled attempt at getting people to watch/talk that stupid show. And seems like it's working.
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Fuck you! Like totally, fer sher!
OK...that's something I really didn't need to see.
watching a guy jerk: HOT
having a standing orgasm: NOT
The way he was looking at his hands afterwards, you know he would have licked the jizz off of it if the camera wasn't there. I know a jizz licker when I see one.
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 6:38pm.
Aaaahh, yes - I love to see a dude j/o. It's hot - and it's also soooothing. It's like - there's no effing competition. I can be all half-awake with the farts and I'll still be the better choice. Makes me feel sexxxy *PPFFT*
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hahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by TequilaTax on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 5:38pm.
I love being a guy. We have no shame. And it's pretty much universally understood
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No, you guys get to get away with a lot more. If a woman tried half of the shit men do, we'd get called a skank in a heartbeat.
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Yeah but there is no way I could look THAT nonchalant rubbing one out in the shower. I have to admit that gives them a point ahead there.
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What!? My dog looks like that when I scratch his ears too!
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Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 5:38pm.
I love being a guy. We have no shame. And it's pretty much universally understood
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No, you guys get to get away with a lot more. If a woman tried half of the shit men do, we'd get called a skank in a heartbeat.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Damn I hope he doesn't clean his ears and nose that much when he's got a real girl actually under him. Blech. *sniff, sniff, pokes ear with finger* sessy FAIL
I will NOT, repeat, NOT click on that link. I'd rather see Tom Hardy jerking off rather then this guy.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 6:38pm.
Aaaahh, yes - I love to see a dude j/o. It's hot - and it's also soooothing. It's like - there's no effing competition. I can be all half-awake with the farts and I'll still be the better choice. Makes me feel sexxxy *PPFFT*
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
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SERIOUSLY.... I have NEVER laughed so fucking hard in my life... well, not since farts. I guess guys jackin off and farts are all in the same league........... HHHHILLLLARIOUSSSS!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Submitted by oggie168 on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 7:54pm.
Submitted by yucko on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by oggie168 on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 5:04pm.
I AM DYING!!! oh my fucking god laugh my ass off @-@ :D
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Jerking off in the shower AND spitting? Hate to share a house with that dude; that shower must be NASTY.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
This isn't the first time he did it so I'm sure it wont be the last. He talked about doing it with some of the other guys in the house. Oh and for those wondering why he didn't pull the shower curtain across for cover, he can't. That curtain moves the other direction acting as a divider between the two shower stalls.
dayum he was tuging on his ween really hard...is cum face doesnt do nothing for me...LOL
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
I wanted that to be a lot more exciting than it was. I get to see better action in person when I ask.
Boring.
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Aint no cellphones in '69 man, I'm head to toe legit.
Finally saw it. Did he think no one would notice, or was he caught up in the moment? He's not cute, he reminds me of Hilary Duff's hubby.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvBvZwCuM3A
Here's a little sample of mah talent. ENJOY!!!!
Well that didn't take long at all did it?
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Its just my opinion my minions...
nasty douchebag!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by yucko on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by oggie168 on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 5:04pm.
He's definitely buffing the banana, with a poor attempt at being inconspicuous. Now I remember why I wore flip flops in the shower in college.
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Oh UGH. Thanks for reminding me! I'm going to be living in a mixed sex house in a few weeks. I really wish that vision had never entered my mind. If I wear flip-flops into the shower in a house, my roommates are probably going to wonder what the hell kind of neurotic germ freak I am.
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Sorry
It might be cool in a house- I was talking about the dorms.
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 6:38pm.
Aaaahh, yes - I love to see a dude j/o. It's hot - and it's also soooothing. It's like - there's no effing competition. I can be all half-awake with the farts and I'll still be the better choice. Makes me feel sexxxy *PPFFT*
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
It's my computer then, innit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvBvZwCuM3A
Here's a little sample of mah talent. ENJOY!!!!
Well, that was about as exciting as watching mold grow on week-old mashed potatoes.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Boo! Where's the vid?! I wanna see!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvBvZwCuM3A
Here's a little sample of mah talent. ENJOY!!!!
Ummm why didn't he close the shower curtain? Did he forget where the fuck he was?
Asshat.
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'' The Master would not approve! ''
I love that he checks his hand. Who was he fooling with his face contorting like that?
*shoves ME.*
SCOOT OVER I WANNA SEE
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Fuck that was funny! He is like a cat, he likes to get his ears and jaw petted. Then he checks his hand at the end to make sure there is no discharge on his hand. He is in the shower wash yourself after jacking off idiot! LOL
Lane isn't bright enough to pull the curtain shower closed. He probably made Britney clean the shower after this. Anyone have a fave towin BB?? I pick Ragan or Britney.
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