St. Angie Actually Bleeds!
And she bleeds human blood! I think. Although, if you put a drop of St. Angie blood under a microscope I wouldn't be surprised if you'd find a million crimson Mother Theresas winking back at you.
At the Paris premiere of that Sodium shit, St. Angie got a paper cut while signing autographs. Since St. Angie knows that the most hardcore Brangeloonies have learned the exact scent of her blood and can smell it from a thousand miles away, she quickly sucked that mess up.
And when Brad Pitt asks St. Angie later if her skinny ass finally ate a sandwich, she can tell him that she had a snack at the premiere. Bitch ain't lying!
Here's more of Angie Jo at the Salt premiere wearing a dress that would look better on a voluptuous Florida drag queen who would make those straps stretch for their lives.
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James Haven in drag.
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Submitted by twosie on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 4:01pm.
Her body is perfect.
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Sure, if you live in a death camp.
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Her body is perfect. Women young and old should aspire to look like Angelina. The filth on this site are bitter they can't be her.
Puh-lease. I hate fatties just as much as the next shallow dickhead, but this bitch needs to eat a hamburger or something.
She used to be hot. Now she looks like walking death.
Someone's gunning to play Sarah Palin. It would work, too; one moron playing an even bigger one.
So glad she covered that throbbing vein on her forehead and added hair extensions for bangs to cover her anorexia baldness so I wouldn't die of jealousy.
Her head has and odd shape that photographs like a million bucks. Her skin and bones body is so ugly to me. I think guys really like some soft curves not bones to bang up against.
Argh those shoes are terrible!!!
Her silver daddy body guard is yummy! :)
I waiting for the day when she snaps in half.
Submitted by twosie on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 4:01pm.
Her body is perfect. Women young and old should aspire to look like Angelina. The filth on this site are bitter they can't be her.
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I'll just assume this was said in a joking/sarcastic manner . There's no way in hell anyone in their right mind would write this and actually mean it! LMAO. Aspire to look like Angelina? Get the fuck outta here. Twig legs, veins galore, nip/tuck face, white trash ink all over her body. Like any of us would want our daughter's to look like she spent a month in a drug den ... YEAH OK !
Submitted by twosie on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 4:01pm.
Her body is perfect. Women young and old should aspire to look like Angelina. The filth on this site are bitter they can't be her.
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TRANSLATION: Her body is stick-like with sharp edges. I totally aspire to look like Angelina but know a pig's snout has a better chance of that than me. The awesome people on this site know I'm so bitter I can't be her.
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
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Ooooooooh! I am sooooo bitter that I can't look like a malnurished heroin addict.
Imma jellis h8ter!
The woman seriously cannot dress herself. She needs a stylist. Even Shiloh, with her Montenegro style (whatever the fuck that is), is more put together looking than her ho mother. Her legs are gross looking. I think she is a beautiful woman, face-wise, and she used to have a hot body when she was in her 20's but I think Jane Fonda currently has a sexier physique than Angie. Really, those look like the legs of a 75 year old "lady who lunches" (and gets face lifts , lives in Boca, etc). The dress is shit and it really draws attention to the oxycontin-lack-of-sufficient-oxygen-grey tint to her complexion.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Her body is perfect. Women young and old should aspire to look like Angelina. The filth on this site are bitter they can't be her.
Bitch looks like a busted ass bridesmaid. I'm digging the eye make up though.
She needs to take up eating again.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 12:10pm.
And yeah - of COURSE she's a pill popper. She used to do heroine. She's a druggie. It's a farce to try to believe she went from being a drugged up wild child to a pure, angelic Mother/Warrior. The only way she could POSSIBLY keep the schedule she's on is with some Mother's Little Helpers FOR SURE. Plus Brad gets high - she'd just get jealous, really
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Well said angel_i. My thoughts exactly.
anyway, that looks like ink not blood
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Who is the bodyguard with his shirt all unbuttoned and guiding St. Angie via her lower back? Interesting body language.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 12:10pm
Stop being so jellis!!! You h8ter!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
And yeah - of COURSE she's a pill popper. She used to do heroine. She's a druggie. It's a farce to try to believe she went from being a drugged up wild child to a pure, angelic Mother/Warrior. The only way she could POSSIBLY keep the schedule she's on is with some Mother's Little Helpers FOR SURE. Plus Brad gets high - she'd just get jealous, really.
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 9:02am.
# 259 Blandiston's at home with cats @ 08/18/2010 at 9:57 am
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LOL! Too funnay! Nice work, Mad Catter. And yeah- now that I know about the thumbs down thing I'm so fucked. I could always get away with shit cuz I always wrote stuff that was 1. infuriating but 2. had nothing in it to moderate...so while I knew people might complain, there was fuck all they could do about it and my posts would stay. Now they can hide me. Fuck those crazy basterds.
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
There is nothing about her body that screams "healthy". She doesn't look like she's stepped into a gym in years. Her calves have no muscle tone, her arms are just veiny and skinny. How on earth anyone can lie with a straight face and say that she was working out constantly to do her own stunts is beyond me. This chics only exercise regimen is walking up and down red carpets, sitting her ass inside a jet and other airliners, posing for photo ops and toy shopping. She has fainted on almost every set she's worked on in the past 5 years! She's not healthy. Her diet is : don't eat. Kinda gross to look at.
Oh ya,and they HATE Dlisters. They think we are a hateful bunch of sickos. Which I personally take as a compliment, bawahhaa
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 11:08am.
Whamo - so, if I read that comment from a loon right......we, who don't worship AngieHO and Bradly are going to hell?
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Indeed! and worse than that, you're probably LUCIFER himself, LOL
I must be losing it because it's become somewhat of an obsession of mine to piss these whack jobs off. Give it a try sometime, you literally just have to say something like her hair doesn’t look good and they freak out on you...and then tell you you must work / love Jennifer Aniston "your idol" even though you never even mentioned her name. Seriously I have never seen anything like it. I heard about the site from some people here and went to check it out for myself and sure enough they are as crazy as people say. Good fun I tell ya! LOL
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 11:04am.
JJ is run solely by the Loons! Why even bother to have a site that one can not express their opinion without being verbally attacked? Within seconds of posting a comment, it is hidden due to "thumbs down".
I know, it's scary. I read one JA post there and all the comments that were "hidden due to low comment rating" were the comments saying, "She looks really good" "I'd hit that, she's so sexy". So they say shit like in Whamo's post saying you can't hate on or judge AJ or God, Himself, will strike you down, but it's totally okay to spew bitter hatred all over Aniston.
Submitted by twosie on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 11:27am.
You are right! I am so incredibly jealous of that bulging vein, her child army, her incestuous relationship with her brother, her adulterous relationships. Yep, color me jealous.
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Everyone who mocks Angelina is incredibly jealous. Think of the millions of people she has affected with her class and beauty.
Whamo - so, if I read that comment from a loon right......we, who don't worship AngieHO and Bradly are going to hell?
*takes front row*
JJ is run solely by the Loons! Why even bother to have a site that one can not express their opinion without being verbally attacked? Within seconds of posting a comment, it is hidden due to "thumbs down". They beat the crap out of Jared daily and he allows them to continue to insult those that loathe Morticia! Grow a spine JJ.........
OT, Her face always looks greasy and someone needs to stuff a cheeseburger down her throat stat.
GOD BLESS ANGIE&BRAD @ 08/18/2010 at 10:48 am +5
God bless this beautiful couple and their lovely children. These two stars have done so much together to help so many. Brad with Make It Right and Angelina with her humanitarian work and both of them thru their Jolie-Pitt Foundation and all the other things too numerous to list that they continuously do to help so many in this world.
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God LOVES ANGIE! Said a poster earlier. And those words are so true. God loves her because she loves those that He loves and all the kind things she is doing for so many God says she is doing to Him. And the same is true for Brad.
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All you haters who hate what God loves make yourselves enemies of God. Think about that when you open your hateful mouths to attack this innocent woman who has done you NO PERSONAL harm. She is doing God’s work in helping the helpless and the homeless, loving her husband whom she has declared is the love of her life and loving and caring for her children. She is about goodness and kindness and these things need no defence.
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Take care all you haters who accuse this woman unjustly. God alone is judge not you. How do you want Him to judge you?
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Sorry Guy's but I just had to, this one was too good not to share with you.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 9:39am.
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I haven't had a chance today but maybe this aft I'll go over and rattle some cages. LOL
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 9:04am.
WHAMO! I'm glad my comment was crazy enough to get noticed. It's the only way to mock the loons now that they have the thumbs down thing.
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LOL I go on there all the time, if there's a piece about Angie I'll bug the shit out of them...See how many thumbs down I get over there..THEY FUCKING HATE ME on that site LOL. I was driving them nuts yesterday.
I've done my job if I can get more than 25 thumbs down.
If I see you over there we'll tag team the fuckers
Tell them Brad and Angie are going to split up and they don't really love each other. That one drives them fucking crazy. I get a shit pot of people calling me crazy and ever other name they can think of.
i really like that dress, but someone needs to make her eat a few whoppers.
If I'd been there I'd have bitten her finger off to get that fabulous emerald.
She looks fresh and lovely in that gorgeous dress, but I still can't get over how skinny she is. If my body were in that state, I would be unable to do anything but lie on the ground and get swarmed by flies. How does she function? Angie, please, eat something. I'm begging you.
They're not feeling this one though:
Angie’s lips are red
Bradley’s balls are blue
Angelina is evil
and you’re all crazy loons
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
We HATE fish!
She's used to it. I'm getting an Anne Taylor vibe from that dress
No no no no NO to that hairstyle. It ages her 20 years!
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 9:09am.
Guys...it was me. The spelling is on purpose. Go over to JJ and make the craziest comment you can and watch it get like 1,000 thumbs up from crazy people.
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that is hilarious...!
*thumbs up*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 9:09am.
LOLOLOL
*follows Mad Catter*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Guys...it was me. The spelling is on purpose. Go over to JJ and make the craziest comment you can and watch it get like 1,000 thumbs up from crazy people.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 9:02am.
OMG! Hilarious! Apparently, they cannot spell(in addition to the craziness)
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
GODDISS?????
Anyone notice how not only are Brangeloonies insane, they're stupid as well? Must be all that screaming at the ocean and window-licking they do.
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
WHAMO! I'm glad my comment was crazy enough to get noticed. It's the only way to mock the loons now that they have the thumbs down thing.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
whos the hot body guard on tour with her?
i say they are fucking on the side....
Hard to believe this bitch is only 35
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# 259 Blandiston's at home with cats @ 08/18/2010 at 9:57 am
This WOMAN is an AMAZING GODDISS desented from ROYALTY!!! U CAN JUST SEE IN THE WAY SHE CARRYS HERSELF PEOPLE!!!! So beatiful, SO STUNING and just amazing from HEAD to TOE. She has creaTED the most important family in the WORLD with her common-law HUSBAND Brad Pitt. I can’t wait til she tels the whole world about the miracle grwoing in her womb. So ShUT uP h8Ers, this woman is giving the world GIFTS with her adoptions, births, FILMS, talent, beauty, grace, regalty, and EVERYTHING she does. She should play SUPERWOMAN because she wouldn’t even need to use her masive talents!!!!! She just IS SUPERWOMAN!
God bless the Jolie-Pitts
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I though I'd share this little piece of insanity with you guys, another gem from one of the loons over on Just Jared.
These people cease to amaze me with the absolute craziness and adoration they give to our girl Olive Oyl
Most of them cannot make a comment without taking a shot at Jennifer Aniston's