Katie Price Is Good At Sex, So Says Katie Price
In an interview with The Guardian, Katie Price says she's like an "ugly fat woman" in bed because she knows how to fuck right. You know, because Katie Price is so gorgeous and gorgeous hos are known lazy lays (served by a waiter with a name tag that reads: SARCASM).
When asked by The Guardian's Decca Aitkenhead if it's hard for her to get real (HA!) with a new dude because of his preconceptions about her, Katie said, "What, do you mean do they think I'm going to be an animal in bed? I'm worse than an animal. I'm an extremist in bed." Decca rephrased the question and blatantly asked if Katie feels pressure to fuck like her alter ego Jordan, "Yeah but if you act up to their ideas then you're fine. You can say I'm like an ugly fat woman, cos they're the ones they say really try. I'm like one of them, I make an effort. I'm not just a lay on your back, open your legs, look at the time. I actually work it."
Is this colonic water faced bitch really trying to act like all of us haven't already seen her lie there like a rusty rag in her sex tape?! Maybe Katie has gotten better over time, but her sex tape shows that she's the opposite of an animal in bed. Unless the animal she's referring to is a lude-addicted sloth with gas.
Getting toe fucked in a sex tape does not prove that she knows how to work it. It only proves that she can probably give an amazing pedicure with her snatch. It also proves that she most likely has a serious case of athlete's clit.
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KH and Nightowl--do you think it has to do with where you live/work? Because I lived in LA in college, and now I live in Dallas. Big difference. My biggest college friend, always over 225 lbs (though she is low carb right now and working on it), moved to New Mexico, and she has a cute boyfriend. Yeah she got rejected in NM, but I get rejected in Dallas. If it isn't weight, it's always something because dating sucks ass. Anyway, have you thought about entering more open environments, or taking classes in things you're good at so you can shift focus? Because last month I went through an obsessed phase-okay, still have remnants of it-and I realized that when I start putting my body down, it takes over, and I stop focusing on my guitar or web design or what have you. So this semester I'm taking more classes, and I'm busier with my job, so I can't really focus as much.
As for having style, I was the same way when bigger-big tshirts because I thought it didn't matter. But my bigger friend from NM-always had a cool style no matter what. In fact, sometimes when she thought people were laughing at her, they were smiling about her outfits lol! And it's refreshing for me to see a big person looking nice because I didn't when I was big, and I think it takes some comfort with yourself to be able to do that.
And if or when you feel ready to lose weight, do about 60% fat, 25% protein and the rest carb. That helped me lose about 30 pounds in one summer.
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In my neck of the woods, men who will do ANYONE are known as Donkey Dicks.
He-WHORE,he'WHORE.” -A.cotw, DListed
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 1:58am.
I totally feel the same way sometimes. I don't feel good about my body/looks so I feel I don't deserve to feel pretty. So I don't really buy nice clothes just t-shirts and jeans. I'm VERY insecure and go about my day wanting to punch ppl. in the face for looking at me and making fun of me (in their minds).
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Oh and maybe you'll want to lower the volume so as not to offend your ears! I know I did!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDeRZh_NXEI&feature=related
Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 1:30am.
I'm not even sure if I'm emotionally fit for a boyfriend. There's too much pressure, and I have a tendency to become depressed. I have a very high sex drive, on the other hand. I know it sounds bad, but I'd rather just have a partner at this stage of my life because I'm too insecure for a boyfriend.
I have grown up a chubby kid, lost a lot of weight in my late teens but gained it all back plus more in my early twenties. Now I'm bigger than ever, and I'm not comfortable with myself at all. In fact, I began to hate being in public because of how self conscious I have become. I'm too paranoid.
I've taken the year on hiatus from college, but I'm surrounded by men at work and all they seem to talk about are all the female customers. Last semester at college I talked to a guy who made a lot of back handed comments at me.
I think my face is attractive, but I've come to terms it doesn't really matter how I fix my hair or put on makeup, no-one cares. They see my size and that waves a huge red flag. So, I don't fix my hair or wear makeup anymore. It's a lot of wasted effort. I wear the most oversized T-shirts in my drawer, and pull my hair back. Sometimes I won't even look in a mirror for weeks because I feel like a freak of nature.
So yeah, fuck you Katie Price. I refuse to fall victim of that "desperate fat girl" stereotype.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 12:34am.
To some commenter below I forget and don't feel like bothering with quoting: WTF does your haircolor have to do with how you are in bed? Oh hey, I change my haircolor all the fucking time, I guess that affects how I perform in bed!
And, second of all, not really to the same person but I don't even want to lose my virginity until I lose a lot of weight, because I don't want to be exploited for my weight problem. I don't want to be a joke.
So yeah, being a fat virgin really sucks but I need to work on one aspect before the other. I don't want to be made fun of, which is the only reason any guy would want to fuck me anyway...to bag on how easy I am because I'm fat and desperate to please.
And to anyone who feels the same as said guys, go fuck yourselves too. Literally, because fucking someone else for the sake of feeling cool and fitting in is pathetic.
It's days like these I have no faith in humanity whatsoever.
---Ugh, as a former fat kid myself, and as the friend of many a fat kid...
First of all, if you choose a decent guy (friend or lover or whatever) for your first time, he is NOT making fun of you. Same goes for those random one night stands. Just find the laid back types, and all they're looking for is to get laid, period, not to make fun. And I understand feeling like ppl. are laughing at you-I'm smaller now and feel the same way at times-but I learned it's something we blow up in our minds from having friends who were still fat while I got smaller. They think people are judging them when no one is even looking. I know it's hard to just say this and make you believe it, but trust, you can smell men who will sleep with you to laugh, and if you sleep with someone, you will know who is what, so don't assume that losing weight is something you have to do to have that first time (not that you should rush into it). If you grow up fat, you have a people sensor better than people who grow up normal or pretty, so have faith in that.
You just gave me the sads. Reminded me of the college/late high school days. My first round of losing weight was 18-then I was slightly bigger than average, and I thought that no one would like me for a long time. Sad thing is, even at my size now, where some people even say skinny, those self concious feelings return. It's mostly psychological and nor reality. And I'm guessing you're in college and hanging out around too many frat dudes or something like that. You remind em of me freshman year, when I went to frat parties cause all the other girls did. Sigh.
Okay, enough lecturing. I just feel you, and I want you to feel better. Oh well.
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In my neck of the woods, men who will do ANYONE are known as Donkey Dicks.
He-WHORE,he'WHORE.” -A.cotw, DListed
To some commenter below I forget and don't feel like bothering with quoting: WTF does your haircolor have to do with how you are in bed? Oh hey, I change my haircolor all the fucking time, I guess that affects how I perform in bed!
And, second of all, not really to the same person but I don't even want to lose my virginity until I lose a lot of weight, because I don't want to be exploited for my weight problem. I don't want to be a joke.
So yeah, being a fat virgin really sucks but I need to work on one aspect before the other. I don't want to be made fun of, which is the only reason any guy would want to fuck me anyway...to bag on how easy I am because I'm fat and desperate to please.
And to anyone who feels the same as said guys, go fuck yourselves too. Literally, because fucking someone else for the sake of feeling cool and fitting in is pathetic.
It's days like these I have no faith in humanity whatsoever.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
The basketballs installed on her chest make her look really fat. And she does look like the future of Megan Fox.
She looks like a roidy version of Megan Fox in this pic.
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Sure "good" sex is dependent on an active and fully involved partner but "good" sex is 50% psychological, imo.. whether that be emotions, atmosphere, mental state, or a combination. I think people could have the exact same style sexual encounter with the exact same partner, and if one of those factors were to be changed, so would the perception and opinion. I also think she's a dipshit, so she's missing half of what good sex is. She's just a hot vessel for some mindless sex, which isn't much more than masturbation. That's why guys dig her!
How does she not tip over?
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 4:21pm.
Ummm...I'm assuming this statement is a cover for your original outrageous comment and if it is, may i just say: RUDE!
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LOL, it was Angel; I wrote it and minutes later stopped dead in my tracks, what the hell was I thinking when I wrote that, TMI.
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Graham Norton, please do your priceless imitation of this clueless bitch once again. Bring it on!
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"Heinous fuckery most foul, lad. Heinous fuckery most foul." ~~Christopher Moore
What's going on here? I'm not quite sure what I'm looking at O.o
there's a sex tape of this skunk out there and I don't think she's all that:
http://www.slutload.com/watch/R7dE74TtP6W/Jordan-Katie-Price-Sex-Tape-Vi...
"Serious case of athlete's clit." lmao!
this bitch. i think "attention whore," her ugly mug is the first to flash through my mind.
followed right along by jodie marsh.
england houses some real skanks. but so does the US. no one wins!
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
Who's her sex partner in the tape?
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Thorny - yea, I've seen the video. Not real impressed. AT ALL.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
*ignores haters only sees BOOBS*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
you are an ugly fake woman so what is the difference...and being a slut is nothing to be that proud of...poontang is poontang to most men...whether you sweat and moan or just lie there and get pounded it really is all the same to most men...maybe I am wrong, but anyone who brags about how great they are in bed usually suck in bed.
Jack!
Do you also cruise for trannies Eddie Murphy style? This bitch looks like she's packin'. Seriously Jack, that is some Sean Young in Ace Ventura shit!
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
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It's like the guy who brags about the size of his schlong. If you have to brag, you ain't got the goodies.
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@Jack...You would be better off pounding on an ironing board, have you seen the vid...?
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Submitted by Thornhill on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 4:22pm.
If you have to brag about how good you are...you aint any good...period..
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true facts were written here today boys and girls TRUE FACTS!!
(I would still SO knock the bottom out of that)
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Well Jordan, you might fuck like a fat and ugly chick because you're 1 for 2. The fatness will come soon, though, then you'll be the total package. Until then you'll have to settle for disappointing sex partners when they get you naked and find out you don't have a cock.
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THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
If you have to brag about how good you are...you aint any good...period..
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 4:02pm.
Sometimes I can't believe the comments I post here.
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Ummm...I'm assuming this statement is a cover for your original outrageous comment and if it is, may i just say: RUDE!
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
What a slutty attention whore. So, now it's out in the open; this twat will do ANYTHING to get noticed. I suspect the interview went something like this...
The Guardian: So, Katie, tell us about your newest book.
Price: I have sex! I'm a NYMPHO! I like fucking!
The Guardian: Uh, that's not what we're here to talk about. We want to know about your newest book.
Price: Fucking is good! I'm a god in bed! I have sex all the time! I'm having it right now!
The Guardian: Maybe this isn't the best time to interview you...
Price: Katie want attention! Attention NOW!!!!!
The Guardian: Where's the exit to this place?
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
@Hekki: I agree with you.
Jeeze, Katie is hard up for attention. It's pathetic. Doesn't she have enough "fame" and money already? I wish she went away five years ago.
Sometimes I can't believe the comments I post here.
@ Hekki - ditto, ita 100%
Well, in my experience, the very best sex is when you're madly in love with someone and on that wavelength where you know exactly what they want and it turns you on to give it to them. Or even though you're not in love, but you have chemistry with them.
For me, it's not about all the kinky stuff you do, or acrobatic positions or toys or foodstuff you lick off each other. I'd rather have missionary position sex with Mr. Hekki than the crazy 9 1/2 Weeks stuff I've done with other random dudes from my past.
The fat girls thing is an urban legend. Now if she does it like a redhead, that's another story... ;)
There is simply no other possible interpretation ...
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 2:05pm.
"Extremist in bed". Hmmmm, I guess that means a man puts his anus over her vagina and then shits into her vagina and then she kind of kegels the feces out? Considering her appearance, I don't find this too far fetched.
A perfect lesson in how to start as a very pretty girl and turn into the polar opposite.
--thanks awfully--
Oh brother. Everyone thinks they're good in bed.
I wonder if the men she sleeps with get orange makeup stains all over them. Blech.
But she's fucking Alex Reid Playdough Nose! Hard workin' gal alright.
Personally, I'd rather dig holes in asphalt.
Submitted by Famousbeer on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 2:17pm.
Perhaps MK hasn't had sex with a woman in a while and forgets what they are ALL like in bed...
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MK admitted having had oral sex with a woman, but I've never read that he did it all the way. Which doesn't mean it didn't happen... :D
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 2:05pm.
"Extremist in bed". Hmmmm, I guess that means a man puts his anus over her vagina and then shits into her vagina and then she kind of kegels the feces out?
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uh...I don't belive people who brag about sexy times greatness..
Damn...this whorina's makeup has crossed into Kabuki territory. I think she's turning Japanese, I really think so.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
You just 'inspired' me to go review that tape (again).
Have to say she seems like she's putting in a noble effort to me.
Perhaps MK hasn't had sex with a woman in a while and forgets what they are ALL like in bed...
Her kids must be so proud.
She probably saw 2 Girls, 1 Cup, thought it was a cinematic masterpiece, and now recreates it on every first date. Skank.
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Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 2:06pm.
So basically she's saying sex is a job for her - that I believe.
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Agreed!
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
I don`t know if women operate the same way men do in this department ( I don`t), but the more men brag about their performances , the shittier they are in bed. In my younger years I had a constant urge to fish out men that had the most hype about them, and always ended up with small-dicked, clumsy , 2 minute lays. Too much talk about it is nothing but fluff...
So Katie, thanks for letting us know you suck in the sack.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Fake nails + fake hair + fake eye lashes + fake boobs + fake lips + fake tan = FAKE ORGASMS.
And by the way....I'll stop reading The Guardian now that they are so low to interview this ho.