Wednesday, August 18th 2010

Afternoon Crumbs

Dream Realized: Before Rolling Stone Photoshopped Sookeh in the middle - CampBlood (Thanks Joe)

Single White Female meets Showgirls meets a dark acid trip - Lainey Gossip

Another Victoria Secret's Angel is knocked up - Egotastic!

The Golden Girls nesting dolls are slightly terrifying, but I'm still expecting the full set in my Christmas sock this year - Towleroad

Chyna is back on the stroll! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Kat Von D admits that she's humping on Vanilla Gorilla - The Superficial

Sienna Miller is such a lady - Hollywood Tuna

What's in a hipster's bag? - The Berry

MiserAlba messing up a made up bed in Cosomo - Popoholic

Taylor Momsen can erase the "high class" part of her quote and she will be correct - Just Jared

Blake Lively and her rumored down low piece have a conversation for Interview - Popsugar

James Franco is a one minute man - OMG Blog

Betty Draper as Emma Frost?! - ICYDK

LeAnn Rimes says she's not trying to claim Eddie Cibrian's boys as her own - Celebitchy

Even Tony the Tiger wouldn't hit it - Celebslam

Nicole Kidman's new botox palace in the sky - Cityrag

Pamela Anderson looks like she really needs to let out a major fart - Hollywood Rag

New Kids on the Backstreet Boys (not gay porn) - SOW

What $1 million bought OK! Magazine (alternate title: Hilary Duff's wedding pictures) - ONTD

Jenny McCarthy's new dude is going to use up all her bronzer - I'm Not Obsessed

Jude Law's entire closet must be at the cleaners, because he's wearing one of Sienna's outfits - Holy Moly!

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A.S.'s expression doesnt do it for me. The other dude's expression looks like his characters... A.S., however, looks a little, dare I say, Maculay Culkin-ish...

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Submitted by WinnieT on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 6:03pm.

Firstly, does anyone else experience a really slow fucking internet whenever trying to look at afternoon crumbs post?...No? Just me then.
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Some of them do for me, too. Lainey Gossip loads really slow for me, and then after the wait, her writing is so shittily condescending and half the time her photos won't load for me. ugh.

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OMG, that cake does look like crap. Cake Wrecks quality bad.

Submitted by sensen on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 9:27pm.
And who the fuck doesn't frost their wedding cake??

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sensen's picture

And who the fuck doesn't frost their wedding cake?? Bad hair, bad cake......are you poor?!?!

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HDuff's hair looks rigoddamndiculous. Looks like a Brilo pad colored blond. Ick.

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 2:52pm.

I don't see what's so necessarily hipster-y about what those people have in their bags. Well, except for the last dude who apparently carries around a votive candle. But otherwise it looks like regular stuff? *shrugs*

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Except for the first guy, the people themselves didn't seem very hipster, imo. They had a more indie look.

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Hillary Duff lost some weight for her wedding. Her husband, meanwhile, made no effort to look good. He's supposed to be a hockey player? Shouldn't he be more fit? I just hate it when men don't try.

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The Golden Girls nesting dolls are slightly terrifying, but I'm still expecting the full set in my Christmas sock this year

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I love the Hipster Bag post, except for that 70s porn-stach guy. He thinks he's intellectual and hot, but he's just a pretentious asshole.

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Cookie-Slore's picture

Hilary Duff's new husband looks like a grade A frat boy douche-hat.

mike's picture

It's not mentioned in the Crumbs, but here's another good trailer:

Catfish

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/universal/catfish/

WinnieT's picture

Firstly, does anyone else experience a really slow fucking internet whenever trying to look at afternoon crumbs post?...No? Just me then.

Secondly, the more I read about Leann Rimes, the more I want to corrupt her twitter with hate tweets about her homewrecking, pretentious, self-absorbed ass.

Thirdly, I love True Blood, a lot but damn these daily photos are starting to ick me out a little.

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Funny cover and I totally want to go see Black Swan____________________________________________

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Jude Law trying to dress like a hipster with elf inspired shoes and no socks. Not cute at all. Must be a Euro thing.

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Except for two of them, those people didn't seem like hipsters to me - or maybe the word really has no meaning.

Jenny is dating a guido. The guy seems to fit with her more than Jim Carrey. Same with Jesse & Kat.

Never paid much attention to James Franco - but he is cute!

I liked Jude Law in Talented Mr. Ripley - after that, not so much.

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I'm loving that trailer for The Black Swan.

Here's a direct link so you don't have to go to that shitty Lainey Gossip page:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmraonoCMkI&feature=player_embedded

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LOL that cover is way hotter than the original

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RoadDogXXIV's picture

"X-Men: First Class" = BOMB!

I'd kill to see a "Rise of Apocalypse" with the current cast, rather than take a look back at the heroes. Though people want to see the rights go back to Marvel and a complete reboot of the franchise can start.

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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 4:43pm.

yes! I knew my dlisted friends would help with this one!
shitney invented the genre!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 4:39pm.

Leanne is the biggest hillbilly whore since... um.. . uh..
who else is a hillbilly whore?

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Shitney.

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christine the hoff's picture

Leanne is the biggest hillbilly whore since... um.. . uh..
who else is a hillbilly whore?
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The stars of True Blood are all hideously unattractive.

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eat.pray.vomit's picture

Really bad Photshop. The guy on the right is almost as tall as the guy on the left on the other cover.

much better.

Dannii's picture

Now if only those two leads from supernatural would do this, there'd be more panty creaming than any Rpattz photo/creepy lifelike pillow could ever provoke.

eat.pray.vomit's picture

So sick of the fukking mermaid wedding gown. #die !

WTFOMGLOL's picture

KAT VON D: Started off as quite the beauty... What a freak of nature she's turned into.. It might be worth it stick around to 70 or 80 years old, just to see what this train wreck turns out look like..

eat.pray.vomit's picture

A few things not shown from the hipster bag contents are the condoms, weed, and cocaine stuffed inside the cigarette packs and other miscellaneous tiny containers. Makeup brushes floating round randomly at the bottom of bag are disgusting.The last guy is bisexual. He's gettin' some, either sex will do. Great link, tho!

Tyroan's picture

Jenny Mac's new bf is one of those Jersey Shore guys?

CuriouserAndCuriouser's picture

How come there were no tampons in those hipsters' bags?

OneLiner's picture

See? Leann is doing it again...it's called desperation, trying so hard not to lose this guy by being overly lovable to his kids...yup, eddie is just using her......

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What if Sucky really looks like that? I mean, this is a man who licks armpits for a living!

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Of all the stupid, wasteful shit celebrities throw away their money on, I have to say that Kidman's car-elevator is the coolest thing ever.

I don't get the staring contest as "art."

God, I am such a rube!

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*Sucky Tequila* LMAO @ dog the bounty hunter!

CuriouserAndCuriouser's picture

I didn't get the James Franco thing until recently. He's sort of dreamy....

And, LeAnn Rimes is a whore.

Tattoos aside, Kat Von D used to be pretty until she overdosed on plastic surgery.

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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 3:02pm.

Sandbeotch, why is you so warped??? That avie is just wrong! LOLOLOLOLOL!

Thanks dog, you always say the nicest darndest things! Whoever thinks/said dlisted whores are harsh is dumb.

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hahahaha

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Dog- It really does!

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Dog's picture

ISMU, it really fits Sucky, though, dunnit?

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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 3:02pm.
Sandbeotch, why is you so warped??? That avie is just wrong!

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I thought it was Dog the Bounty Hunter!

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Dog's picture

Sandbeotch, why is you so warped??? That avie is just wrong! LOLOLOLOLOL!

My2C could even piss over it wiff her peepers open!

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Gah, none of these True Blood guys are hot. Seriously! They have decent bodies, but faces??? No. Maybe I'm picky, but I like the entire package.
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Sandbitch's picture

That blood pic is the shittiest bit of pshop evah! I know its only a joke, but shit...

Our mytwocents could piss all over that with her eyes closed.

johnnysgirl's picture

Jude Law is looking skeeeeeeevy, blarg!

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