Handle Steven Tyler With Care!
At an Aerosmith show in Toronto last night, Steven Tyler, who was dressed like your sexually ambiguous crazy old auntie who spends her weekends buying plastic flowers at yard sales, playfully tapped Joe Perry with his hip. Joe returned the love but he put a little too much gas in his hip thrust and Steven's ass fell into the audience.
Steven did an over-the-top cartoon face as he fell into the crowd, so they probably planned this shit backstage over Metamucil shooters. But still! The last time Steven fell into the audience he broke his hip and ended up slurping up butterscotch pudding in the hospital for weeks! There has to be another way for these old bitches to play with each other without Steven ending up with an IV in his one good vein. Maybe they can rip each other's Bengay pads off or something!
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I got drunk, yelled my face off, Twas a good show! :)
But when he fell, why didn't he let out a "I'm the rainbow, motherfuckeRRRRrrrr..." cry?
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I flashed my cha-cha's at Steven Tyler in concert last summer during Rag Doll. I couldn't tell what he was thinking at first cause he was wearing sunglasses but a couple of songs later he started staring over at me and giving me the "what's up?" kind of look.
As if things couldn't get any crazier he pointed me out to Joey Kramer during Sweet Emotion and (this is what I picked up from YouTube and from lip reading him in the moment) said,"Hey! Over there there's a black-hair Spanish girl with huge tits sitting right across that way" Joey: "Where's she at?" Steven: "Right across that way. Sitting DOWN." I looked at them and looked around and then I realized that they WERE indeed talking about me, I was the only girl in my direction sitting down. Holy crap! And Steven Tyler thinks I'm a chola too, haha!
Steven Tyler and his ilk continue to give MK this kind of material to stretch his satire-writing skills! Great job, MK---you always rise to the occasion.
Wouldn't it be grand if Steven and Zsa Zsa could be roommates while getting their hip replacements?
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phony as all hell. the security guy is right there to break his 'fall' and to give him a boost back onto the stage.
In another life, pre-1985 or so, I would have happily been a Toxic Twins groupie. Something about both Perry and Tyler then is knickerwettingly charismatic and enticing.
I might have issues though.
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you have to give credit where credit is due and it is a testiment to their preserverance that they kept themselves relevant after one or about two major hits just like bon jovi did. that is another amazing thing. bon jovi is like a footnote in musical talent but somehow they are out there....but the ones who were incredibly, enormously talented were the Eagles, Crosby Stills Nash, Pink Floyd, Led Zep, Clapton, the Carpenters, Linda Rhondstandt, and Anne Murray and even though i hate her fucking ass Barbra Streisand. The Beatles and Stones were medicore in their musicanship.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Submitted by Big Bertha on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 5:46pm.
that looked particularly uncool.
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I don't really have a problem with Aerosmith, whatever floats your boat and all, but the whole androgynous abuelita look that S. Tyler has going on these days is just, ugh. And don't even get me started on his face.
I loved this song when I was a kid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE&feature=av2n
ST was always weird looking but he made up for it with his personality and if it's true what they say about men that can dance...
Not a fan of Aerosmith but I did like Big Ten Inch - when I was 14.
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that looked particularly uncool.
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Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 5:18pm.
Damn you're one lucky bitch.
I always hated Areosmith, they're the government cheese version of a 70's rock band.
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believe it or not the rowdiest concert i ever went to was a john denver one. those people were fucking crazy and all smoking grass and tipping back pints. and that guy had a voice on him that was nothing short of perfection. he started to sing and everyone went fucking nuts. it was surprising and rememorable.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
I love Aerosmith. They might not be groundbreaking musicians but they've made some very catchy tunes and Steven Tyler is awesome.
He's too old to be doing this shit. I love Aerosmith but c'mon! They're oldies now.
Did he break his hip? Maybe he can convalesce with Zsa Zsa?
You know this was some payback shit 'cause Tyler is/was taking the Idol job without telling Joe first. Meanwhile, Tyler is morphing into Marian Seldes playing the world's oldest pimp.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 5:18pm.
Damn you're one lucky bitch.
I always hated Areosmith, they're the government cheese version of a 70's rock band.
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"Fucking magnets, how do they work?" - the dipshit musings from ICP
That was cool. Aerosmith rocks, no matter what.
Yeah, Wild Shit goes down in Toronto, y'all.
"Rag Doll,
Livin in a movie.
Hot tramp,
Daddy's little cutie.
She's so fine,
never see her leaving by the back door,
MAN."
Joe barely tapped Steven lol
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aerosmith are such poser pussies. i saw led zep 4 times during the 70's and it was mind blowing. the only thing robert plant said during the concerts was "good evening" in between songs and jimmy page was on fire in some other world. but that was back before push button music and people actually played their instruments and sang
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
they sure don't move like they used to!
hahaa...that was funneh!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
I think I just busted a gut laughing at this description. I can totally picture Steve Tylers chartoon face as he stumbled off the stage.
I still love Aerosmith!
Fuck it.
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They're still touring?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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