Wednesday, August 18th 2010
Iron Maiden Loves Slippery Nipples
If yesterday you told me I'd be posting about Iron Maiden today, I'd tell you to stick a clit in my nostril and shut up. But here I am writing about Iron Maiden. Although, this is about more than Iron Maiden, it's about booooooooze too!
Iron Maiden partied at a bar in Norway the other night and their $3275 bar tab receipt has made its way onto the internet. Who knew that Iron Maiden sucked on more slippery nipples than Gerard Butler at one of his pool parties? Not I.
So there you go, now you know what Iron Maiden drinks every night. It's also safe to say that this is exactly what Amy Wino's "happy hour for 1" receipt looks like.
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78 pints of Guiness? Must have bled the damn keg dry!
Damn. I have a hangover just reading that. DAMN!
And it's Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, never sicker.
2 of the things I love the most finally collided: Iron Maiden and Dlisted.
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Wait a minute, is it beer before liquor?
which is better? Or is the whole thing bullshit?
I know you dlisted bitches know.
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Somewhere, someone at AA is crying...
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
I have a hangover just from reading that.
And charlie m "voluminous stools"? hahahaha
Drinking in any Scandanavian country is expensive.
Now I see why my roommates in Barcelona would stock up there before they headed back home.
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Kims chili notter.
Brilliant.
Janick Gers once came to my work and my boss let me invite him for coffee (along with my boss, cos I recognised Janick :D) so I talked to him for like an hour...he was soooooo genuine and interesting and had the most amazing stories including personal ones I never would have expected him to tell, and was just as interested in asking me questions about my violin playing (I did my Honours degree in it) as I was about asking him about guitar!!! amazing guy...I'm sure the rest of the band are the same...it's one of my favourite memories!
I'd love to sit down and talk with these guys over expensive beer. :) Don't even like their music all that much but they seem like cool, down to earth, decent people with great stories to tell. And the first thing I thought when I saw norwegian bar tab is "it's expensive to drink in Norway." Move the party down to Denmark, we're slightly cheaper, lol.
antibitch,
I'm taken by a glorious, bratty, bootylicous Rapunzel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QyLpAijYu0
My meat is kinda tiny compared to those porn stars. My muscles are big though. lol
Norway is probably the most expensive place in the world to go boozing like that, I think even Japan is cheaper.
Yes, it is expencive to live here in Norway, but then again we are rich!
Kims chili nøtter = Chili peanuts
Polly peanøtter = Polly peanuts
Glass husets rødvin = one glass of read wine of the house
Fransk hvitvin glass = french white wine, one glass
There is a funny story here, becuase one doctor, in his fifties, is losing his job at the ER hospital, because he called in sick and went to see Iron Maiden instead.
You can wake me up for a couple of shots of jenever (Dutch gin) anytime, but this is nothing short of Lindsanity.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
If anyone has earned the right to party their asses off, it's Iron Maiden. These guys are fucking brilliant and have kept it metal for decades. I love these guys and have tremendous respect for them.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Thanks Schlong! I would never be able to guess what's in a drink if no one told me.
and no "mad cred" but I do have to say, I am very grateful for your google ability, Schlong. Why I must I say that, you ask? Because, I got to type the word "schlong". Schloooooooong.. stretch it out a little bit honey. Makes it seem bigger. :P
This sounds like one hell of a disgusting, puking right in the floor, eye makeup smeared on chicks and dudes alike, dozed-off-broke-off kind of time.
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"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
@antibitch:
http://www.boozemixer.com/drink-recipe/fuck-bartender
Don't give me any mad cred. I google. ;)
Has anyone had a drink called "Fuck the Bartender"? That's a gudden. I think it has Jagger in it and idk wtf else.
HAHA, lovin' the "THIRSTAY" tag!!
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Clearly it's not 2008 anymore.I guess this is what partying on a budget looks like.Seems like yesterday Diddy was pouring Cristal on the carpet in VIP...as the tab spiraled to low six figgas.
If I were that fug, I'd cry into my Guinness too. Damn.
Looks like they love their Guiness a little bit more.
Would love to go out drinking with the boys.
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Fuck you! Like totally, fer sher!
hmm, now I'm sober, I feel dirty just being in this thread....
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Mmm drank. I haven't had a drink bill that big in a while....i need to step it up.
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You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
charlie hmmm... so all those times I wanted to throw up in the morning but didn't, then I should have?! *takes notes*
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 9:37pm.
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if you got to puke uncontrollably there isnt a whole lot you can do about it. if you know your stomach is empty than drink some water or something so you have something to throw up. puking is way underrated. if you are doing it naturally it is always a good thing because it is your body's way of ridding toxins. heavy stools arent too bad also and volumnious ones are preferable but you have to take your stools anyway you can get them so runny ones still qualify.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Shit, Slutty's breakfast receipt was twice the size of this.
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@charlie: yup, I was thinking of that old adage: "Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker." Me, I tend to get sick with any amount of liquor other than a splash of vodka in a bloody mary :( I just stick to beer and wine! (but never mix the two, of course)
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Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 8:00pm.
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my mother is a saint and i love going over to her house because she is 87 and her house is a fucking time capsule.
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That's hot! *throws a nickel at Paris*
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Charlie m do you mean barfing the next morning? Even if I feel like it, I don't because it's all just stomach acid, right?
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 9:08pm.
I hope they at least consumed the liquor BEFORE the beer
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are you talking about beer before liquor never sicker, etc. i can't mix spirits and beer in any order or i will be sick for days. the absolute best hangover cure is a good couple of sessions of vomiting and voluminous stools and a couple of big glasses of water and a hot shower and clean up and then some alka seltzer. you will be ok in 4 hours max if you do that.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
I had to look up what a slippery nipple was. 20 years ago when I first had this shot, it was called a "cocksucker", and it was my favorite shot. Maybe the name change is why nobody ever makes these anymore.
What kind of lame ass bartender is so particular and meticulous with the tab? When you have Iron Maiden sitting at your bar drinking, you act fucking cool about it and let a few drinks slide....geeze...
"And now you hookers and ho's know how I feel..."
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Submitted by carefreea on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 7:23pm.
I'm more disappointed that they were in Norway and went to an Irish bar, sinking poor Guinness after poor Guinness. Surely they could've gone all out and tried something more authentic?
- that's probably due to Jannick Gehrs, Maiden's 3rd lead guitarist. He LOVES going to Irish bars, so he probably dragged his bandmates along with him. Besides, what's an authentic Norwegian booze? Mead?
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I hope they at least consumed the liquor BEFORE the beer.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Jagermeister is fucking gross..
All my heavy drinking ended when my daughter was born, not that I won't drink socially but I can't remember the last time I had a hangover.
1. They must have been buying fellow bar patrons drinks, or as someone else said, they were buying for the crew. Either way, that's cool.
2. I don't really drink anymore; a beer or glass of wine, just to be sociable, (surprising how people don't trust non-drinkers!). My dad's whole family are alkies and my mom's side are diabetic, so it's better to leave my drinking days behind in my 20s. I can't afford hangovers anymore. Also, god forbid something happened and I had to rush someone to the ER. If you smell like booze, they call CPS.
Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 8:14pm.
Its Norway, do they even have currency or do you just shave your beard and trade it for their wench?
Normally, the transaction includes gravlax and a bottle of aquavit too :-)
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Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 8:12pm.
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another thing you need to convey to them is that this kind of shit happens A LOT more often then is reported. if you are lucky like this guy you are in a hospital on benenzophines or an alcohol drip and oxygen. most people go through it alone at home with zero medical supervison. it accounts for a high percentage of deaths that are usually classified as heart attack or cardiac arrest or siezure, etc. if you are going to drink heavy, NEVER EVER do it consecutive days.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 8:00pm.
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my mother is a saint and i love going over to her house because she is 87 and her house is a fucking time capsule. she still has avacodo green shag carpet and avacodo colored appliances and a gold velvet big chair in the den and these velvet pictures of spanish bullfighters on the wall and one phone in the house which is a rotary dial hard wired to the kitchen wall. im like damn.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Its Norway, do they even have currency or do you just shave your beard and trade it for their wench?
@Charlie M I seriously already posted this on my facebook for my family and my hubbys family to see. They are both full of alcoholics and I have 5 nieces and nephews about to be and in their 20's heading that way! Maybe that will make one of them stop and think for a second.
They relate to me and Id like to think listen to me more so then their parents because Im still in my 20's well for at least another month anyway!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Wow, that must have been some party.
Must be nice to run up a bar tab like that. Guess I'll just have to be satisfied with Svedka and cheap wine -- oh, the dream.
Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 7:56pm.
the funy thing is we used to trash iron maidon for being so trash rock, but now compared with the jagaloos they sound like handel and chopin
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O. MY. GOD! I was JUST thinking that today. If my music teachers hadna pissed on CCR and Led Zeppelin, the Beatles, all kinds of actual real musicians making popular music. But to them, if it was popular it must be shit...but seriously - maybe if they had given them some due the whole pop music industry wouldn't have disintegrated into the pure shit it is now. And there ARE good new bands but they never get popular anymore.
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the funy thing is we used to trash iron maidon for being so trash rock, but now compared with the jagaloos they sound like handel and chopin
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared