Open Post: Hosted By Terry Crews

Somebody from The Expendables had to rip his shirt off and scream like Mel Gibson in heat at the New York Stock Exchange today, and Terry Crews was just that someone!

Does Terry have a muscle on every inch of his body? I think I see a six-pack on his tongue! I bet he can lift the entire Hogan family with one of his ass lips.

You better get yourself a good medical plan before you fuck with Terry. If one of his peen veins throbs just a little while he's hitting it, you will end up with a deviated rectum and a shattered ass bone. Terry's idea of using protection involves more than just a condom made out of Kevlar. It involves a full emergency medical team standing by to whisk you off to the nearest trauma center if shit gets too intense.

That being said, I still would! Duh. And duh. Call up Kaiser Permanente and ask them what their deductible is on injuries related to getting fucked by Terry Crews.

Here's more of Jason Statham, Sly Stalone, Dolph Lundgren and Terry Crews at the NYSE today. I'm surprised Sly's Joker brows didn't drop when Terry flexed one of his biceps.

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Submitted by nightowl on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 2:10am.

Anyone know where I can find the Jennifer Aniston outtakes from Harper's Bazaar? They were taken down and I need to see them because I know they'll cheer me up!

Submitted by nightowl on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 2:04am.

Ha! I posted something earlier today and wondered why no one had responded. Duh, It was the open post from the day before...

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 9:20am.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 3:08am.

Khensu, talking to a manager seperately when he's not around sounds like a good idea. Maybe you could suggest meeting 15 minutes, or 30 minutes (however long you think you'll need) before your shift starts. That wouldn't seem like an unreasonable request. The one thing I would strongly suggest though is DON'T put anything in writing (i.e. email) unless it's absolutely necessary. I've seen people fire off an email when they're caught up in the heat of the moment and it came back and bit them later.

Good Luck with everything. I hope you're able to finish up school soon and move forward. The good thing is that when you're in charge, you'll have much better perspective on how to treat people at all levels.
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Chirio 8/8/10

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 3:08am.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 7:30am.

Thanks CSG, it was better today, but I can't wait another three days when I won't have to go back there. It's a six day stretch.

Captain Douchebag doesn't work on Fridays, but I'm sure that tomorrow he'll be back to his usual martyr routine and telling me to stay after.

I wish I could talk to someone, but the problem is that over the past few weeks, he hasn't been leaving, and on days when he isn't there (Wednesdays and Fridays), we're usually busy and everyone's just too wrapped around getting done that I'm out of there ASAP.

I've been thinking about getting a manager's phone number so that we can talk on her own time instead of when she's trying to work, because this seriously needed to be addressed.

F got in serious trouble back in early June and was civil (albeit still annoying) with everyone for the entire summer and now he's being horrible again. Time to nip this in the bud.

And, I'm just super exhausted and unhappy because I spent most of my summer working. Five out of seven days a week I worked, which would be fine if they gave me daylight hours but they still only insist on scheduling me from five in the evening until twelve or one in the morning, and as a result, missed a lot of family events and needed to postpone a fuckload of gatherings with my friends...pretty much all of them.

Oh, but during the school year, they gave me the hours I've wanted all summer, four days a week and three days off.

For the past two days, the kitchen has been crowded. They don't need a fucking cook that bad, for six days IN A ROW?! Bullshit!

That being said, my mother was offered a promotion at work and said that she may be able to lend me her old position doing maintenance for some company.

If that doesn't go anywhere, however, I'm changing my availability because they're totally abusing it, and when I get back to school, I won't even be able to commit to it like I used to. By the way things are right now, I'm not able to commit to ANYTHING ELSE WHATSOEVER.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 9:59am.

Dumb Bitch of the Year: Laura Schlessinger.

If you go to images on Google for Laura Schlessinger you can see all the naked pictures of her without going to the hosting websites. Before Brazilians were popular. #vomit

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 7:31am.

P.S. Khensu - go ahead and spit in those brats' food. They deserve it.

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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 7:30am.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 5:07am.
God I hate yuppies.

Khensu, it sounds like you had a horrible night - I hope today is better. It also sounds like Capt Douche is testing the waters and trying to exploit you again. Do you have a manager who can back you up and tell him to leave you alone?

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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 5:07am.

God I hate yuppies.

Today at work these fucking teenaged snob bitches and their chav boyfriends came in and talked down all of us at McDonald's and then the people working at Wal Mart.

It must be nice to frown upon the charlatans feeding your scrawny ass whenever you've never had to work at a shitty job during a transitional phase in your life, and if you don't "trust" us then don't bother stuffing your face with our food. Go to your "classy" fucking TGIFriday's. Oh wait, you probably got kicked out of there already.

Amazing how these little cunts and bastards all whine about our service whenever all twenty of them come in and order heaping tons of food whenever we have OTHER customers to serve, not counting drive through.

And yet again, there you are stuffing your face with OUR food while complaining about the quality of it. I know that McDonald's sucks, but no-one forced a gun to your head to come here.

And what the fuck do they think they're proving me by throwing their food under the table? Oh yeah, that's right, I'm "below" them because I'm a peasant who doesn't work at the mall, if those fucking losers indeed actually have jobs, but OOOH they're really killing me whenever I had to clean up after them anyway.

IT'S PART OF MY JOB, AND AT LEAST I GET PAID FOR THEM BEING FAILURES AT LIFE. The only reward they get out of taking the piss out of the little working peon is momentary self-fulfillment. Sure showed me!

Between the fucktards who came in today and the ones who came in last night, I now can sympathize with employees who spit in people's food, because these fuckers are PERFECT candidates for it!

This group of ugly girls and their wannabe hood rat whitebread boyfriends came in last night, started a bunch of shit with me while I was cleaning the dining room.

They were catcalling me, and making me feel very uncomfortable on purpose. I have serious body image issues and they were joking about my body. I ignored it at first, thinking that maybe they weren't talking about me.

When I came back inside from picking up trash, one bitch's boyfriend whistled at me and I just stood there and stared directly at them. The second time, they attempted setting me up on a prank with which I am all too familiar.

"Yo, this guy wants to give you his number, fo' real!"

And that's when I became a bitch, so I told them "Yeah, because I've never heard that one before, real original."

And then the other times when I passed them, they all got silent and began laughing so loudly I could hear them from outside the building. Either fucking say it to my face or behind my back. Just because I'm looking in the other direction doesn't mean I can't you and horse faced girlfriend. That's right, HORSE FACED. And nice face bloat on the scrawny bitch. No definition to her toothpick figure overall but a lollipop head. Yay bulimia!

They scattered food all over the floor thinking it was clever too, but I made them clean it up. I stood there right in front of them smirking for a minute and a half until they pussed out and cleaned it up. The horse-faced bitch pretended she wasn't making fun of me and told her boyfriend "OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO MEAN, (She saw us!)".

Said the boyfriend: "So what? It's her fault she's working here! And look, she's scary!"

As they exited, I said as they reached the door, "Yeah, I heard every fucking thing you said too. Bye!" They probably went to another minimum wage paying store or restaurant to belittle the employees there too. For such cool kids, you'd think that they'd be out partying all summer instead of hanging out at McDonald's. OMG YOU GUISE ARE LIKE, SO AWESOME!

I was expecting to be written up today for fucking with them right back, but I guess the no-one else noticed except for a few customers who left me some change on the table whenever they left the restaurant.

People like those are the ones who end up like Captain Douche who works there, reminiscing upon the "good old" days.

Speaking of which, I have an update on Captain Douche, and that is that he's slowly returning to his cuntish ways again. For the past two weeks, he's been trying to make me stay until later and inventing shit about my schedule. He's decided to stay past his scheduled hours even when it isn't busy I guess because he likes to feel like a martyr and pretend that everyone else owes him to stay past their scheduled hours too.

He doesn't even do anything on most fucking days. O noes, sometimes the manager makes him roll burritos and he gets help from other employees. All of my projects I do on my own and I seldom ever bitch unless HE accuses me of being lazy, which takes some serious balls because he makes everyone else do him job, AND WE ALL DO IT BETTER THAN HE DOES!!!!!

I got everyone on my side because everyone notices how he unloads on me and how he obsesses over when I'm working. The higher ups and then some all notice how over the past two weeks, he's been trying to make me stay after I've finished all my tasks.

How about he learns to manage his time better and then he'll finish earlier? But wait, it doesn't matter because he refuses to leave whenever he's scheduled to be done, again, because he likes to be the martyr and pretend he's making so much more effort than everyone else there.

I know we get busy, but how come all of the other employees manage to not need to stay that long after their shift is over? Because he refuses to give his headset to the overnight drive through woman.

And really, maybe if he worried less about when I'm supposed to work and minded his own fucking business, he could plan how to leave at a decent hour.

HINT: WHEN YOU'RE OFF-SCREEN DROP THE HEADSET.

When I started working there, he always would annoy me about finishing on time, so when he saw that I did finish on time, he tried to add onto my workload when I cleaned the dining room, and whenever the late night drive thru employee and the managers told me it wasn't my responsibility, he's been telling me (he's not a manager) that I have to stay later.

I stress this: HE IS NOT A MANAGER, HE'S BEEN THERE FOR EIGHT YEARS AND IS ONLY A CREW TRAINER!!!!

And I work six days in a row. I'm so fucking excited.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

Submitted by bigorexia on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 3:56am.

Sylvester Stallone must be the hottest 64-year-old on the planet.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 12:05am.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 7:02pm.

I fucking LOOOOOVE Terry Crews!!!! White Chicks is a riot and I love him on everybody Hates Chris too. He's so damn funny!
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ME TOO! I think he is sexy as hell.

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I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go --
I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
- Dan Fogelberg

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:44pm.

Hello, CSG!

And while I realize that these people mean well, the wannabe inspirational cop outs get pretty annoying. Man, sometimes I just want to be angsty for a little bit! It's not cool to repress emotions like those people do.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:17pm.

OH FUCK ME, if I don't get a dose of dlisted reality snark I'm gonna kill someone. I'm hotter then hell, caffiene-deprived, pms'ing and when I go on my FaceBook page all I see are "eat, shit, die" inspired words of wisdom from 40 year old fat-asses like "Be kind to everyone you meet as we're all fighting some kind of battle". STFU you stupid twat - you want some words of wisdom, here's the best thing I ever heard - "You're born, you live, you die". If you're lucky you get laid by someone hot in between. And to top it off, I'm out of wine. FOK ME.

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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:45pm.

gotDAMN Dolph Lundren still has the hot

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Submitted by antibitch on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:20pm.

"If one of his peen veins throbs just a little while he's hitting it, you will end up with a deviated rectum and a shattered ass bone."

That gave me a mental image that I really didn't need.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:22pm.

Sly:eeeeeeeeeuiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuueeeeeeeee.
Terry:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhh.

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 8:11pm.

*clicks on Dog's link*

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

Submitted by K2 on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 7:34pm.

Dolph is the best looking one out of the bunch!!! Sly needs to settle down with the "lifts" in his shoes. Terry needs to get over himself. Have some fuckin' class - you're down on the floor of the NYSE. It's a place where when visiting ... women shouldn't even show bare arms ( I needed a sweater). This douche wad takes his shirt off. What a spectacle. I'm sure ALL the fucking MALE brokers and clerks just loved it. PLEASE. Tool.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 7:11pm.

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Dear dongling.

The only support you have is the one in your bra and you should check it for leaks. If you don't go screw yourself, the only thing launched will be your head when it meets my foot. The new fashion item will be headless hats. You are not welcome and if necessary, please click on www.eatadickyouuslessspammer.com. You can trust no one here cares about you.

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Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 7:09pm.

Is it Happy Hour yet?

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 7:02pm.

I fucking LOOOOOVE Terry Crews!!!! White Chicks is a riot and I love him on everybody Hates Chris too. He's so damn funny!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:58pm.

Colonoscopy is the furry guy, Cow Phobia is just some random bitch who's terrified of cows! I don't remember what I was searching for when the cow thing came up.

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19 Cats and Counting!

THE FULL RELEASE LOOP

What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR

Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:42pm.

@Madd Catter WOW who woulda thunk cows would be so scary! My grandparents own a farm and I cant tell you how many times we cut across the cow field to get to the pond. We had to run like hell cause if the bull saw us he would break ass after us. One time my cousin got a horn in the ass because he didnt make it over the fence quick enough. Still not afraid of cows though

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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:41pm.

LOL, Catter. I am cracking up! These are the people who fuck stuffed animals and real animals, right?

Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:37pm.

Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 4:57pm.
LOL I never drink caffeine no soda or coffee nothing so I dont know how that will effect it, probably wont. The CALM is labeled as a stress reliever but all it really is, is a detox. You put hot water in a glass and put up to a tablespoon in (its powder and at first Id go with a teaspoon) then you mix it and add more water warm. It comes in different flavors so it tastes not so bad.
I have used it a few times because a few times I fucked up and ate something with sugar in it because I didnt read a label. That puts you back to square one but with this stuff a day or two your over it as apposed to the 2 weeks it usually takes me to get over the sugar addiction.

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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:36pm.

c'mon eileenie...

"*brb*, colonoscopy"???

no way i could not share that.

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19 Cats and Counting!

THE FULL RELEASE LOOP

What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:34pm.

MAD CATTER!!! STOP!!!!!
*Let's cow out of closet*

Submitted by scisan60 on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:31pm.

I have seen that last face before...ummmmmm...oh yeah...its when i get a blow job!

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:30pm.

I just found this furry's blog randomly while searching "steampunk is retarded" on google to validate myself. This is one of the funniest things I've come across online in a while. Here are some excerpts:

"I guess I'll start with the old old news (back in late July news) that Lisa broke up with me. I guess some people had not heard yet. So I'll get that out there. To be honest, I am still kind of not over it. I have a boyfriend, and he is local."

"(12:18:41 PM) ***Ibun facepaws"

"12:05 pm
k. back.

So there was some inflammation in my colon. The doctor is putting me on some medication and asked me to see him again in a couple of weeks.

08:50 am
brb. colonoscopy."

(18:49:34) Ibun: I haven't talked to you since november
(18:49:44) Caliburnis X: Yea.
(18:49:47) Caliburnis X: Bad kitty.
(18:49:50) Caliburnis X: *bat*
(18:49:54) Ibun: I figured you moved on.
(18:50:02) Caliburnis X: *bat*
(18:50:06) Ibun: *cat*
(18:50:32) Caliburnis X: *bats you. With a big paw*
(18:50:39) Ibun: Whyfor are yuo hitting me

Tags: aim, furry drama!!1!

"Not much to do from 3:10-4:40 AM when the power goes out and it's humid as fuck than to lay on your couch, crank up Avantasia on the ol' iPod, and fan yourself off with the Diablo 2 Expansion book that came with the Battle Chest you just recently bought."

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19 Cats and Counting!

THE FULL RELEASE LOOP

What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:31pm.

Since I DP'd I'll just throw out this other classic gem I found weeks ago:

My Cow Phobia

by Amy
(York, England)

My Cow Phobia. When I was younger (about 6/7) I was out on a walking holiday with my family, something we always did, when we had to go through a field of cows.

I had always been fine previously but that time as we were crossing a came over to us and 'moo-ed' in my face we were then chased across the rest of the field by the group of cows. I was in tears and I can remember it clearly till this day.

Since the if I se a sign warning 'bull in field' I start to panic even if there is no cows in sight(!), if I am walking by a field of cows I have to walk as far away as possible.

I can always feel my heart poundng and it makes me want to cry. On the few occasons I have had to walk through fields of cows I cry/panic/can't breathe properly/try not to go and have to be surounded by people/walk as quick as possible close to a wall or escape rouite and hold someone's hand.

I know it is irrational and that on that incident they were young frisky males. I have tried to face my fear, and to beat it but I have been unsucsesful so far.

http://www.phobia-fear-release.com/my-cow-phobia.html

...the comments are the best part.

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The sound of the BR

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:27pm.

*stomp*

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:19pm.

DOGS RULE, CATS DROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:12pm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKvNqe8cKU4&feature=email

For cat owners

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:07pm.

i loves me some terry crews...

and i'm an action film kinda chick, so i will watch this, along with sly's scary ass face with a big bucket of popcorn...when it comes out on dvd...

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sit your $5 ass down before i make change...

Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 4:57pm.

Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 4:47pm.

i'm detoxing from sugar and carbs and i am a) exhausted and b) craving like a mutha. i feel like sly stallone's face. i feel like montana fishburne's Fish Burned butt.
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Good for you!!! You can dooooo it! I feel sooooo much better now that that shit is all out of my system. There is this stuff called CALM at the vitamin shoppe that can get it all out of your system faster.
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oh, do tell, Pamela. is it homeopathic stuff, or what?

ps: i'm not giving up my caffeine, tho!

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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
(Courtney Love)

Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 4:50pm.

Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 4:47pm.

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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 4:49pm.

Why the fuck is steampunk a trend all of a sudden? Is Hot Topic going to come out with a line of Victorian cyborg clothing? Will hipsters start demanding steam-powered ipods decorated with gratuitous cogs, rust stains, and copper pipes? Gag me.

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19 Cats and Counting!

THE FULL RELEASE LOOP

What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR

Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 4:47pm.

i'm detoxing from sugar and carbs and i am a) exhausted and b) craving like a mutha. i feel like sly stallone's face. i feel like montana fishburne's Fish Burned butt.

and i got my car back from the body shop - after two weeks in a rental - and the sunroof mysteriously doesn't work. no budgie. WTF. they were supposed to be fixing the door, not selling things for spare change.

but when i called them they said - we didn't go NEAR the sunroof.

what am i supposed to say - "okay, well never mind, carry on" - ?

what do you do when auto mechanic people try to dick you?
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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
(Courtney Love)

Submitted by RHONYC on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 4:33pm.

terry crews is the man! i wonder if he broke out and did the 'mc-robot' dance like in 'the longest yard. lol!

p.s. - from dolph lundgren (who can break me) to jason statham this flick is one HUGE archive for the ol' spank-bank.

you're not a bum, rocco.

thanks :-)

Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 4:24pm.

Dolph Lundgren is causing activity in my gentleman's region.

Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 4:17pm.

So I will having a bussines meeting tomorrow in WeHO. I usually see somebody "famous" so we will see.

Submitted by humpalump on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 4:07pm.

Terry effin Crews!...I melt. Black dudes normally aren't my cup of tea, but this man...yum!

of course i wouldn't shoo away jason & dolph

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 3:47pm.

Brigitte Nielson should be in their group.
She could probably give all of them a good ass-whupping.

Submitted by icallbs on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 3:45pm.

Dolphy, what have you done to your face?

oh well, i'd still hit it...

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 3:42pm.

Have been waiting all day for a client to get back to me.
I am supposed to letter their window tomorrow but they have not approved the layout.
It's getting pretty late in the damn day for me to have the job ready by morning.
Also my supplier did not bring me material for another job which was supposed to be ready tomorrow morning.
And I'm the one who will look bad.
I wish I had a real job!

Submitted by Mykel24 on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 3:42pm.

Ugh this would have been a GREAT "Caption This"! "Side effect of Stallones steroid abuse: His muscles have started breaking lose and gaining self-awareness"

Sigh.

Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 3:40pm.

Stallone is truly fucked up physically and emotionally. Does he have the Peter Pan syndrome? What is so wrong with looking one's age, Stallone? You look like a badly carved piece of marble.