.....The Hell?
The nickname Vadge is temporarily on hiatus, because lately Madge has been keeping her crotch tomb of souls covered with layers upon layers of clothes found in the Salvation Army donation bin. Seriously, there's Baby Jesus airing his armpits out in London while Madge is bundled up like she's got the old people chills. And she's wearing pajama bottoms!
Bitch looks like the crazy lady down the street who feeds the alley cats frozen fish sticks and keeps her porch light on at Halloween even though not one kid dares knocks on her front door. On the other side, those corn rows make Baby Jesus look like a street hustler who shakes his ass in a jock strap at an after hours Latino gay club.
These two are getting weirder and weirder by the second. I like where this mess is going.
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This article caught my attention by the title. It really is sad that she just can't embrace her age and look good for her age instead of trying to be something she is not. She should enjoy her success instead of trying to recreate it.
Paul
I've seen bag ladies that are more attractive.
On the other side, those corn rows make Baby Jesus look like a street hustler who shakes his ass in a jock strap at an after hours Latino gay club.
Ohhh MK and I like it, very much. YUMMY!
What's on her pants? Happy Tomatoes?
ETA: OHHH I just looked at the close up pic, they're flowers, from a distance they look like fruits or something crazy like that.
@JUNIPERJUMP, love your avatar, one of the best pictures of all time.
I know 'Vadge' is quite popular, but can I suggest a new Dlisted name for Madonna?
I give you...
'Cheetah cheeks'
Thats how Jesus wears his hat during sexy time with that creepy bitch
This is the most gay he's looked in photos. I've never believed it was a sexual relationship. Pure publicity. And I'm sorry, but Cher has not aged "gracefully."
Madge has definitely moved away from "hip" onto "camp" in a May-West-sort-of-way -- except she's not funny.
The best thing she could do now is retire from the public stage, start dating decent gentlemen her own age, and do charity work.
But of course she won't.
Vadge is a dumbass. If she wants to look younger, she should be dating some papaw from the retirement home, not a hot young piece who makes her look like the mother who birthed him when she was 40.
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Madge is just cold all of the time cause she is too skinny and her cold heart keeps her covered up to stay warm. Madge the Hag is extremely ugly for 52...I mean think of Susan Sarandon and others...those women are older then Madge the Hag and look gorgeous...all that fucked up plastic surgery has her looking near 80...cause really 52 is not that old...my mom who has had no procedures and is 79 looks better than this hag from hell....
K-Fed, is that you?
All those procedures to look younger, and she is looking like Karl Lagerfeld with his boy toy.
Karl does it better.
C'mon Vadge - Stop. You look ridiculous and even older with young man meat next to you.
Cher could at least get away with this kinda shit back in the day. Remember 'Bagel Boy' ? hehehe
Sunset Boulevard...
She's spending all this damn money on her Crypt Keeper face, but she can't shell out a little for hand rejuvenation surgery?
And a boytoy with a medulla oblongata?!
EPIC FAIL!
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Baby Jesus looks like he should be riding the short bus in this pic...he needs to let go of the corn rows ASAP, yuk! I really don't understand Madonna right now, (starting when she divorced Guy) but then again I haven't had my mid-life crisis yet! Until then, I'll love her as best as I can!
Are.. those... cornrows ... on ... Jesus?
Seriously that man creeps me out so much.
I used to think that Madonna would get cooler as she aged, like Cher. Now I realize she is embracing the bad aspects of Cher -- boy toys and too much plastic surgery -- and ignoring the good -- sense of humor about herself, talent, decent human being.
He looks like Lourde's older brother.
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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:36pm.
Gurl, I think I like your style! In otherwords, I concur fully.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
What alarms me most about modern day Madge is that the frequency of her various vampiric procedures is apparently accelerating. No once-a-year facelift for this one- she's under the laser, syringe, and/or knife with disturbing regularity these days - and the desperately sad thing is that she just can't win this battle - nobody can of course. Will be humbling for her to finally realize the death rate is still 100%. BTW I don't think
these two have ever really been a 'couple'
'...Goodbye aging obscurity, and 'Hello!' magazine...'
It's hard to tell who is the bigger douche.
Do these fuckheads understand that the harder they "try" to look common, the more suspicious it looks?
Oh, and I like how her preening boyfriend is entirely exposed in public, no disguises or anything, but that was all part of the plan anyway.
Moreover, I like how far removed from reality that Vadge must be to know this is not really how the "little people" dress.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
In the end richness and fame apparently make you go bat-shit crazy. Thank God I'm a loser nobody.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:37pm.
I'd like to smack that shit-eatin grin off his face, I would.
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LOL! I think you just did.
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She's giving off very strong Jacko vibes. I wouldn't be surprised if she becomes even more eccentric as she gets older.
Surgical masks, anyone?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by tojo on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:48pm.
:) Sucky Baby Jesus with Cornrow.
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omg! that's who it is! so funny!
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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:48pm.
:) Sucky Baby Jesus with Cornrow.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:37pm.
I'd like to smack that shit-eatin grin off his face, I would.
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That avie!! perfection!!
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Madonna to Baby J: holy fuck photogs gimme yo hat Jesus quick...!
ok. madonna is dating a man in cornrows and who wears his sneakers like that?
my EIGHTH GRADE SON wears his sneakers like that.
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Oh, and Jesus looks more like he should be accompanying Karl in St. Tropez!
I bet she's all covered up 'cuz she just had some cosmetic treatment, like IPL all over her body (leaves some nasty red splotches for a week or so) or arm-skin lift or something like that. No other reason I can think of for her to be dressed like that in August.
I'd like to smack that shit-eatin grin off his face, I would.
I love this, she can't bear to show her face or any part of her body to the cameras. She looks like a crazy cat lady, wearing the full PJs under a coat and a pair of old mary janes.
Hey vain slut, this is what happens when you build an entire life on shock and sex appeal. Eventually you get old and discover that you've got nothing else.
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I think she's wearing the whole pj outfit, if you look just below the man hands you can see the cuffs of the pj top. At first I thought it was just her Kabbalah beads, but no, she's in full-on jammies.
I'd probably hit it with curly hair, but not with the cornrows...rock hard washboard abs notwithstanding.
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I can't hate on her for this. She dressed up her boy toy and covered her ugly day. *shrugs* I kinda like to think she said at some point: Here - let them try to figure out these pajamas. That'll take the focus off my old lady face. At least she's not pretending it don't take a team of professionals to make her ready to walk the streets;p
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Even I don't leave the house in my jammies and I'm a fucking nobody.
also, she would get so much more cred and respect if she would just fucking age gracefully, like everyone else.
considering death is the alternative, aging isn't that bad!
"Takes a slug of geritol, adjusts Depends, clutches life alert button"
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Madonna, you are getting OLD. Get the fuck over it, it happens to everyone. Christ! *shuffles off in old lady slippers, pj bottoms, coat and fedora*
Don't know if someone noticed it already, but I thought a guy needed a dick of death to turn tricks as a boy toy. Meanwhile, my man here is able to do so without a dick apparantly. I can't remember the last time I saw such a case of "empty pants"!
how much do you wanna bet the hag somehow got herself knocked up.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Dog, I think Hayzoose is fugly. And he looks vacant.
And maybe this falls under the category of "He's European (South American)/metrosexual/an artist", but I don't know any straight white men who would get cornrows in their hair.
Vadge looks like she's either channeling Michael Jackson on his way to court on trial for child molestation in pyjamas, or on her way to a fancy dress party dressed as such.
Submitted by not shocked on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:51pm.
Dunno what's up with the Annie Hall shit, I think she may be doing some crazy assed Gloria Swanson shit like red blood cell packing or plasma infusions with stem cells. They have to infuse the stuff cold and you have a deep core body temperature chill for several days after. Bitch is nuts.
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I do believe we have a winner. Vadge is fighting her age like a crazed banshee, enough to wrap herself in cream-slathered cellophane among other "treatments." Too bad the Reaper done thoroughly gnawed on her claws, Reaper for the win.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 7:11pm.
Dog, I think he is gross and cornrows on a non-black man look stupid
I'm not a fan of cornrows period. I like running my fingers through the hair.
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Wasn't sure it was HER and then I sawe the HANDS.
The. HANDS!
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Maybe Madonna is with child.
He looks all types of ghey in this pic, but I would still hit every inch of it. *rowr*
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
sadly i think those jammies bottoms she's wearing cost one months rent for most people.