Zac & Tommy Are BFFs!
And in Tommy Girl's precious head BFFs stands for Butt Fucking Friends. Anyways, Zac Efron recently told Details Magazine about how he went to Tommy Girl's house for a "motorcycle date" and the two bonded over black leather and bruised inner thighs. Well, now the National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy) is saying that since that date the two have talked on the phone several times.
A source type says that Tommy and Zac are quickly becoming best homegirls, “Tom and Zac clicked the minute they met. Since then, the two stars have talked by phone several times a week. Zac is hungry to make the transition from teenage idol to movie superstar – and he’s using Tom’s career as a template for success. And Tom’s using Zac because he’s desperate to connect with a younger audience."
You know those phone conversations are a mess! Tommy probably makes Zac read a chapter from Dianaetics in his "romantic leading man" voice. Every few minutes, Zac stops and asks Tommy why does it sound like he's pushing a toilet plunger into a bowl of extra creamy peanut butter. Don't ever ask that again, Zac!
Seriously, Zac just needs to quietly tip toe out of the Scientology sauna before Tommy starts sending him friendship cocklets and a broken heart pendant to hang at the end of his butt plug. Zac is as innocent as a baby lamb whose parents don't have cable, so try not to laugh if you see him wearing that friendship cocklet on his wrist.
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Latest word is that Tommy Girl has Aids. Latest photo to show how skinny TG is, is in the Aug. 9th issue of a rag. I think it's US!
Before he joined the cult, he was more openly gay. After he joined the cult, he went so far as to make fun of gays. All this to make him look more straight!
But in the mid-eighties, there were rumors about his sexual orientation.
i get the feeling tommy paid zac's agent to have that arranged. zac needs to fire his agent. he actually has potential, but not if he takes this route.
btw- excellent article, glitterkitty.
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This is a good article. Appara Tommy Girl was "celibate" when he was with Mimi.
http://www.thesmokingnug.com/far_and_a_gay.htm
Best friends? Riiight. I had a "best friend" once, he got me pregnant!
"Submitted by Zambonie on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 2:31pm.
Other than Mimi Rogers saying being married to tom cruise was like living in a monastery
What other rumors are there saying he's gay?"
There's the wrestling with a gay porn star for one. The guy's name was 'big red' and he related his encounter with Cruise to an author.
I also seem to remember a guy that said he was Cruise's lover ended up strangled by his own shower cord (or some scientologists, whatever's more convincing), can't remember the details.
I think Cruise has probably repressed his feelings so much he has convinced himself he's straight. He then has all these weird arranged relationships, he probably convinces his beards he's straight, to a point.
Going to Tommy to get advice on a serious acting career is like going to Dinah Lohan to ask for mothering advice.
Who the hell takes that seriously? Also, way to combat those gay rumours Zac. BFFing the biggest in the closet fraud in Hollywood!
ZAC EFFRON IS A SRS ACTOR NOW, YOU GUISE! GOSH!
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Tom is robbing the cradle.
How are these two bottoms gonna be fulfilled?
They're just gonna end up rubbing their asses together and causing gay lightning!
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That "source" did a really good job of just hinting ever so slightly at their homoerotic relationship.
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They must be in lurve.
Does Will Smith know TommyGirl is robbing the cradle?
'cause asking Cruise for 'stardom' advice is a pretty lame excuse. Now 'How to become the laughing stock of Hollywood' would be more realistic.
Tom will bend Zac over and teach him how to submit himself to the will of Scientology.
I'm sure we'll hear in a few weeks that Zefron is converting to Scientology. Ugh.
I'm kinda thinking that Katiebot is excited about this relationship too.
tom *gay curly hair cruise* fucked this little boy until his asshole turned blue. that said, hollywood is evil and and the place ought to be destroyed.
Didn't the cowboy from the Village People have to cut the story about Tom Cruise sucking his dick at a gay club out of his biography?
Zac will make a better mother to Suri anyways.
creepy story.
Submitted by CuriouserAndCur... on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 2:11pm.
Ewwwwww!
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Ha! That's what I was gonna say. But with way less emotion;p
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Submitted by loozer on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 2:20pm.
Nice fantasy, but two bottoms? It will never last.
*spits out water* LOL
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I wonder if their two beards know anything about this?
lemme see, Chicken Man? Nah, reminds me of the radio skits back in the day.
Tommy the Hawkman? Nope, that's a DC Comic character.
Tommy Cruise, Chickenhawk Hustler. That's got a nice ring to it, sorta like Steve Garvin, Male Prostitute.
Tommy Boy is lining up his new wife since the divorce from Katie-bot will be happening soon.
"Zac stops and asks Tommy why does it sound like he's pushing a toilet plunger into a bowl of extra creamy peanut butter. Don't ever ask that again, Zac!"
LMAFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Fucking hilarious!
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 2:36pm.
I never heard that story! Jeez Hekki you got some great insider info and rumors and shit! Minus the whole JLO and Affleck shitting fiasco! ;)
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
damn Zac is pushing himself deeper and further into that closet, I mean following the Tom Cruice template?!..I mean really?!
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 2:36pm.
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Wasn't there also those rumours of some dubious place he was a frequent visitor to whilst he was filming "The Last Samurai" in Japan?
There are stacks more including that wrestler who ended up "commiting suicide" after TC took him to court for slander in the National Enquirer?
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I SO picture Tom Cruise's life being like parts of "Eyes Wide Shut". I picture Tom totally hitting on Zac and Zac going gung ho for it.
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I honestly bet that Tom reached out to Zac FIRST and Zac only goes along with it to be polite and respectful to his elder. No one ACTUALLY admires Tom Cruise.
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Uh-oh, this does not bode well for Zac.
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I thought Zac was trying to mirror his career after Leo DiCaprio?
That would be a better plan than Tom.
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Submitted by Zambonie: "Other than Mimi Rogers saying being married to tom cruise was like living in a monastery
What other rumors are there saying he's gay?"
Everyone's tired of hearing this, but way back in the late 80s I was at school with an A list entertainer's daughter. She grew up in Beverly Hills and was (still is) a big fag hag. She devastated us girls with the news that Tom Cruise (this was in his "Top Gun" days) was gay and went to gay S&M clubs with a bag over his head so he wouldn't be recognized. This was almost 25 years ago, when his career was just gaining steam.
Which on of them is the power bottom?
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I guess that's who they have in mind to be their tween amabassador. Too bad they're a year or two too late. But then again, the Scientos are always off the mark a little bit.
Where's their Asian ambassador? And I think the Russians are a big untapped market, too.
Other than Mimi Rogers saying being married to tom cruise was like living in a monastery
What other rumors are there saying he's gay?
Zac Efron needs to find his own way to fame and not leech on some dude who doesn't even make movies anymore. Or does he? Even if so, he is probably not the best footsteps to follow in.
Both of these two are just EEW.
Although I missed the end of Knight and Day because some asshole hit a pole out on the street and all the electric went out in the neighborhood. I got a refund but I never got any closure!!
Can somebody sum up the last 15 minutes for me?
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Way to nix those gay rumors, Zack!
Submitted by harveyprice on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 2:20pm.
Zac(k, cause it pisses me off there's no K)
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Totally agree.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 2:16pm.
There used to be a cartoon called Spy vs. Spy. If these two were a cartoon, it would be called Gay vs. Gay.
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lolol, I remember those, in MAD magazine.
talk about career poision,hanging with tommy girl is the gay french kiss of death. gross.
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Nice fantasy, but two bottoms? It will never last.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
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AHAHAHAHA!
Just laughed so hard I pissed my pants!
'Don't ever ask that again Zac!'
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Zac(k, cause it pisses me off there's no K) must have a bad case of the delusions...Tommy Girl's anything as a "template of success"? I think not. More like an aesop's fable on how not to live (and become batshit insane).
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There used to be a cartoon called Spy vs. Spy. If these two were a cartoon, it would be called Gay vs. Gay.
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You in danger girl. You betta run.
Zac- NO ONE likes Tom Cruise anymore. Keep your distance.
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NO NO NO! Let Zac be GAY and scientoloFREE!!!
*LOL@height difference in photoshop! hah!
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they're obviously fucking
That photoshoppery is priceless.
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Ewwwwww!