Monday, August 23rd 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 20th!
Freddy Krueger finally retires from Elm St. and lives his dream of starring in Cats. - jerseygirl17
Runners-up:
Things you can still count on 40 years from now:
Madonna doing anything for attention - moistiest
Meet Hello Kitty's arch nemesis: Goodbye Bitch. - OurMissC
At Comic Con 2030, Chicken Cutlets was seen in costume, lobbying for a role she will never get in the upcoming live-action adaptation of Underdog. - howdareyou
via PIU (Thanks Benjamin)
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I don't know how the hell I ended up amongst the wittiest, but I feel like a fucking 8th grader getting noticed by Michael K. Not worthy!
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WTG jerseygirl17, congrats moistiest and howdareyou. OurMissC-looooooved it.
Ha! very nice, winners! And OurmissC LOLOLOLOL! That got me, man;p
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Fantastic job everyone! Jerseygirl - you OWNED it. And "Goodbye Bitch" Ahahahaha!! So clever.
Jersey girl, you nailed it!
you should win a prize for that one.
i am humbled in your presence.
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GOODBYE BITCH! I love it!! Good job winners :)
Very funny! Cunt gratis ev1!!!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Great job, sluts! Congrats! Thanks MK!
We're in the Golden Age of WHORES (YAY!!!) - MK
Congrats, all! Awesome job!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Who let Spenis Pratt's doggy style out of the closet?
Emmy security agents are being given artist renditions of what Spencer Pratt may pull this awards show.
Lady Gaga is so creative...how does she DO that?
Madonna promo pics for 2015 tour.
Ally Lohan models her sister's newest line of leggings.
When Vivid Entertainment finally released the long-anticipated Ted Nugent gay sex tape, few were surprised by the provocative right-wing rocker's sexy getup, a skin-tight bodysuit fashioned from a poached pet poodle.
Paris Hilton in 40 years, leaving the Old Folks Home for a night out clubbing.
Who says Betty White can't design lingerie.
Her biological clock is barking! A look through the microscope at Paris Hilton's left ovary.
Submitted by lazee on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 4:38pm.
Grannie's Got a Gunt
Bwaha!!!!!!!!! winner!
Angelyne turns 100 -- still on the ho stroll.
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elen sila lumen omentilmo-LOTR
Madge rehearses for her 2030 run at the Sunny Hills Retirement Village.
You only turn 85 once
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Pamela Anderson doing another ad for PETA....pre-photoshop, I don't believe it!
Please remember to spay and neuter your pets.
Grannie's Got a Gunt
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...The way your mama make that nasty poodle chew...
Aubry O'day has really taken this 'people who look like their dogs' thing way too far.
2015. "Well Madonna heres ya $Billion. Now piss off and retire"
Yo mama so old she got a lil pink tail and some pink fuzzy ears on that pink leotard she likes to w...yo! WTF is WRONG witcho mama anyway?!
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Well, Hello Dolly !
Poodle Fitness opened up two new gyms in Ft. Lauderdale and Boca!
Katie Price circa 2070
Will Zac Efron still want to be "best friends" with Tommy Cruise after he sees him first thing in the morning?
Kate Winslet's new boyfriend has the most fabulous dog
That doggie in the window needs to be euthanized
Paris Hilton circa 2040
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
Zsa Zsa plans to go out in style.
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Poodle is the New Black in Boca Raton Florida
J. Edgar Hooover has been waiting a very long time for Dr. Frank to arrive at the not so pearly gates of Hell.....
Even in her twilight years, Cruella DeVille is still FAB.U.LOUS!
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Bitch please!
Submitted by missmorgan on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 4:36pm.
Kim Catrall on the red carpet at the premiere of "Sex and the City 3: BenGay and Louboutins"
HAHAHHAAA!!! Happy Birfday Kim!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Angelyne, LA icon and fashion muse to international supermodel Phoebe Price, is finally dressing appropriately for her age.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Hot Dog!
"Hail NO!" MK as god
What it would look like if all of Vadge's plastic surgeries exploded.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Now we know what happened to Britney's old boots!
"Hail NO!" MK as god
oh Texbro! I swear I didn't see yours (same time-we must be mind melding) and it is funnier!
I wanted to go Mariah Carey but someone beat me to it!
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Leaked stills from Speidi's sex tape: Sans Fards!
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Heidi Montag's sex tape looks more interesting than I expected
TEXBRO