Hot Slut Of The Day!
Corin Forshaw from the UK's Big Brother 2010
I haven't been keeping up with Big Brother UK like I should be, so I've never laid eyes upon this inside/out Butterfinger beauty until I saw the pictures from her (SPOILER ALERT) eviction last night. It's like looking at an over-embalmed Katie Price in a fun house mirror.
Those eyelashes look like the top parts of two silk ebony sunflowers reaching high for an exquisite double rainbrow. Corin's skin reminds me of the time I left my box of Crayons in the backyard and the orange section completely melted together. Understated perfection.
Now, I have no idea what Corin's story is. Corin could be such a bitch that her cunt glares causes the wallpaper on the walls to bubble over. Or she could be the sweetest thing to come along since Zac Efron's pucker. Who knows and it honestly doesn't matter. Everything I need to know about Corin is in that picture above.
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Corin should have won - hands down!
This classic youtube dance mix shows us exactly why...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoU8qFXKsSQ
2:08 - magic!
Properly mint!
MK I love you for this-Corin was such an amazing housemate, plus she gave somebody a hand job under the sheets (allegedly)
I'm going to have to run with what a few others have said. She looks like Christina Applegate gone terribly, horribly wrong.
Sometimes you'll look at unattractive people, and see parts of a good looking person beneath all that minge. At least, I tend to do this. Or I'll see an ugly person who in a way resembles a good looking person, and vice versa.
Does this make sense to anyone else? I'm just super observative like that.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
She looks like a sunburned Grace Slick to me
There's a whole community of British women that look just like this
If any of you followed BigBrother UK, you would LOVE Corin. She is hilarious....I absolutely loved her and was gutted to see her voted out yesterday.
shes a real seios slut. good choice.
@ Michael K (if like, your not too busy stalking Anderson Cooper to read these) i saw the BB opening show-this contestants "deal" is that she has modeled herself after her idol Katie Price AKA Jordan.
i have no idea of how she was in the hourse as i lost interest 1 episode into the show. kinda glad this is the last series and going to be cancelled.
It's crazy lookin bitches like her that make me not want to be proud that I have some British heritage (that I just found out recently BTW).
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The phrase (and the song) "nice legs, shame about the face" were invented for women like this.
The Monks - Nice Legs, Shame about the Face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfEsmXbjcyg&feature=related
Submitted by Hautie on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 10:59am.
Oh my... this is from WIKI...
Corin Edith Forshaw is a 29-year-old retail worker from Stockport who claims to be often mistaken for glamour model Jordan due to her 30G bust.
She was widowed when her husband of four months, Alex Hayden, was killed in a building site vehicle accident in September 2005. She is bisexual, and has been with her girlfriend for over two years.
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Corin Edith Forshaw is a 42 year toilet janitor for WalMart, from Stockport, who lies about being mistaken for professional whore Jordan due to both their fake tits.
She was widowed when her lesbian lover murdered husband Alex Hayden in a building site set-up in September 2005, and has been spending his life insurance/worker comp with her girlfriend for over two years.
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Dark-sided!
English chicks love that orange tanned, dyed black hair look and a fucked up eyebrow situation. Gross. The only good thing is that many of them have ok teeth.
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After studying the photos, I have decided that she has man hands, her rib cage is too big for a 30G bra size and I want to use the face shot as a profile picture on a dating site, just to see what kind of men/women/trannys it brings forth. Kinda like a social anthropology experiment.
Submitted by squiggles on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 11:58am.
At first glance, I thought this was some crazy pic of Christina Applegate.
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After I got past the "OH MY GOD" that escaped from my mouth, I saw the Christina Applegate thingie, too. I thought they painted her face and gave her a wig for comic effect.
So, in reality, this chick chooses to look like this?!
YIKES. It looks like you could start at her hair line and peel layers of dried paint off of her face.
If that color on her ISN'T from a tube, she best get to a burn unit STAT!
Ugly-Lying-About-Her-Age Cow.
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This is the last ever series of BB in UK.
At first glance, I thought this was some crazy pic of Christina Applegate.
29? I don't think so. Sorry honey, we ain't that blind OR gullible.
jesus christ i can't wait for anne hathaway and dita von teese skin to come back. i am so sick of shit stained skin on white chicks and also of asian black hair. unless u are ethnic or asian or have alabaster white skin, never do ur hair witch black and dye ur skin cacca colored. if it's not natural to ur ethnicity just say no
This bitch is 29? NO way. I'm surprised you didn't comment on those eyebrows because that is the first thing I saw. A visual cuntastrophe, to say the least. Anyone have some eyedrops? My eyes are burning. hahahahahahahahahahahaha. She completely looks like the bargain basement Katie or whatever that one's name is.
Her catchphrases are "Can you believe it?" and "I'm buzzin'. Are you buzzin'?" She said both at least a zillion times during BB11.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 10:52am.
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Last one, thank the Lord above.
Se, now this is the kind of person I mentioned that would worship at Jordan's altar, to coin a phrase
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I think I remember those chompers from The Big Book of British Smiles!
This is sheer Oompa Loompa facial fuckery!
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29 is the new 49
Some British folk look very Florida Panhandle.
Man oh man this bitch has some TEEF on her. I bet she has at least one blowjob related manslaughter charge on her record.
Oh my... this is from WIKI...
Corin Edith Forshaw is a 29-year-old retail worker from Stockport who claims to be often mistaken for glamour model Jordan due to her 30G bust.
She was widowed when her husband of four months, Alex Hayden, was killed in a building site vehicle accident in September 2005. She is bisexual, and has been with her girlfriend for over two years.
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29? really?? I was thinking 42.
I think that the escaped vulture in Scotland should be Hot Slut of the Day over this.
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MK, you are a poet.
Katie Price in 10 years
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Shiitake happens...
Hmmm I thought that Big Brother UK got canceled.
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