Speaking Of Fucked Up Amounts of Money....
You know that tape of a factory defected Real Doll humping on a pile of hairy caca? Well, Spencer Pratt has pulled the pricing gun out of his culo and stamped that tape with a bright orange sticker that reads: $5 MILLION. This is what Spencer told TMZ anyways.
Steve Hirsch of Vivid, who is negotiating with Spencer for the tape, doesn't seem to think this amount is totally and utterly fucked up. Right now in a control room up in heaven God has just opened up the clear box covering up thee red button. His finger is hovering above it as Bea Arthur, his second in command, shouts, "Just push beadammit!"
Spencer also tells TMZ that he has enough footage to fill an entire website, "I will knock Club Jenna out of the water. When I realized how much Kim [Kardashian] was making, my logic is this is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife. Kim is on the cover of Allure right now. Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure."
To reiterate, Vivid might pay $5 million for a Twit and Twat sex tape! A sex tape! $5 million for a snuff film I can sort of see, but not a regular sex tape!
But in all seriousness, this couldn't be more of a scam even if Spencer said the tape also starred an exiled Nigerian prince, a free Rolex watch, a sexy Russian bride and a box of 93% 0ff Pfizer.
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Vivid should give him a fake check. Then destroy the tape so the world does not have to see such a horrible site.
WTF with his wig?
He looks like Debby Boone.
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
Hey Spencer here's a movie idea for you...Eat.Shit.Die
Bungholio tweets:
Heidi: Spencer..F U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spencer: Heidi... Seriously? You're going to start shit on twitter?
Spencer: Heidi needs to grow up.
this is their stupid plan to stay relevant, sadly they'll get the attention they want. I'm sure this is planned out by the both of them, including the divorce papers.
too bad. I don't wanna see Heidi after her surgery, she looks gross now, she was much more attractive before.
Kim Kartrashian is on the cover of this month's Allure.
Also featured in this month's Allure - three of Tiger Woods's skanks, including Rachel Fuckandtell.
Allure will likely be losing a subscriber if this epic fuckery continues.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
But who is going to pay people $5 million to watch?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 7:37pm.
Spencer is a lying idiot.
Well, that and a delusional, homicidal freakin maniac!
His hair reminds of those bag of cotton you can buy at Halloween time to make fake cobwebs.
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"Fucking magnets, how do they work?" - the dipshit musings from ICP
Because this is what his face looks like covered in hair, I know -without a doubt- that I never, EVER want to see his balls.
And, while I'm at it, I couldn't be more sick of all these hideous, vapid, fools shoving their disgusting sex tapes down everyones throats. Seriously, I keep waiting for the world to come to an end, because this garbage has to be some kind of end of times indicator...doesn't it?
Ass Napkins. LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Bullshit on the sex tape...there is NO tape.
Vivid will not be paying Speidi $5 million. What a joke. This is all just publicity buzz for them. No one needs to be seeing Spencer Pratt's nalgas and blonde bush pencil dick rubbing up on anything. NO!
As MK said, a snuff film with them in it would be priceless. I would love for someone to set his facial hair on fire.
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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 8:41pm.
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"Kill her mommy! Kill her!" Oh how I wish you would son!
I can't believe I care enought to write this but if they're not together why is he "negotiating" on "her behalf". I thought he was selling this without her consent since you know, they're no longer together?
I don't care enough about the 'Vaginias' of this world to even comment.
Well, he's usually a lunatic but he's right about one thing: Kim Kardashian would be unknown if not for that sex tape she intentionally "leaked". Ugh, can't wait for that entire family to magically disappear.
of course this is a scam they're both in on. i'm sick as hell of hearing about these ass napkins.. so shame on me for taking a minute to comment, lol horsey montag is going to take a page out of kim kartrashian's book and leak the tape herself (spencer will be involved too i'm sure) so they can make a quick buck off of it people. don't be stupid! they're in this together. they have NO talent, the stupid hills is over, and they are nobodies.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Behind every skanky cloud is a silver lining...
Vivid will pay a boatload of money for the tape...everyone on the InterWebs will find it for FREE...we will all laugh and point...and another "brilliant scheme" will go down (pun intended) in flames.
P.S. How's that Kendra tape doin' for ya, Vivid???
Submitted by Scheherazade on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 9:09pm.
Oh please!
I may be a virgin, but I know better than that. If I WAS in fact going to star a sex tape, I'd hide that sucker, nonetheless if I was a celebrity.
Bottom line: She knew what she was doing. It was intentional and she wanted to become more famous. Amazing how she doesn't seem all that "ashamed" of it now that she has her own reality show and her dumb smirk is plastered all over People magazine.
Moreover, I dislike these two morons but I've got to give them credit for being honest than pretending it was "accidentally leaked" for a few years and then proudly own up to it now that it's convenient to.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
The post by Mrs. Voorhees is absolutely classic.
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Aint no cellphones in '69 man, I'm head to toe legit.
Is that seriously a pic of Spencer? With chin pubes?
He's like, Jim Jones, Charles Manson and David Koresh all wrapped into one.
I wonder if EHarmony would accept him?
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
Scripted or not, whether she is in on it or not, I so hope that Heidi's dad makes true on his promise to exterminate this cockroache if he ever hurt her.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Really Spencer in a birthday cake costume?
http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/55786476areyoushaved923200882250am-42...
Somehow I don't think this sex tape is gonna be that exciting.
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/04/heidi-montag-spen...
I'm sure the baby Jesus and family values conservatives they were dick-riding not all that long ago approve.
No one's going to pay for this except some porn company that wants to lose money. Why? Because, on the internet, there are so many more attractive (not just in the physical sense) people you can see for free.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 5:46pm.
Spencer will never look like a man, no matter how much dryer lint he glues to his face.
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So you are saying that if Ms Swan from Mad TV saw him she would say, "He looka like a woman."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 9:10pm.
" Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure."
Maybe after the sex tape is out she'll be on the cover of Fuck Me Daily.
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Heidi can go suck a open blistered cock, I better not see that famewhore loser on any magazine cover ANY time soon!
Kim, on the other hand I like. She has a naturally provocative body, not a 10 surgeries in one body and she seems like someone who I would be a buddy with while Heidi doesn't. I likes Kim >o<
...and I threw you the obvious, just to see if there's more behind those eyes, of a fallen angel...
Now I have to hate these bitches even more cuz they're making me defend Kim K. who was already working as a stylist to the stars and running a clothing boutique. After which she signed numerous advertising deals, starred in her own reality show and showed up to every party and then some for about 5 years straight. Yes, she did fuck on camera and get plastic surgery but, believe it or not, it actually takes more than that to get on the cover of Allure.
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
And his "sex tape" also.
Although I wouldn't mind seeing the exiled Nigerian prince & sexy Russian bride's sex tape. "wink wink*
" Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure."
Maybe after the sex tape is out she'll be on the cover of Fuck Me Daily.
Submitted by imk505 on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 9:05pm.
The best part is that Kim gets put in her place. She actually thinks she's a real celebrity worthy of magazine covers. Dont forget where you came from, kim!
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Um, she is a celebrity who appears on magazine covers. I feel sorry for the girl, who hasn't done some gnarly sh*t with an ex that you later regret? Rarely is it justifiable that it should haunt you the rest of your life. Besides, i'm sure there are plenty of "legit" celebrities (Madonna, J-Lo) who have done some waaaay worse stuff than Kim, but luckily the internet age wasn't around when they were fu*king up!
...and I threw you the obvious, just to see if there's more behind those eyes, of a fallen angel...
The best part is that Kim gets put in her place. She actually thinks she's a real celebrity worthy of magazine covers. Dont forget where you came from, kim!
Submitted by get serious on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 6:38pm.
I'm calling TOTAL BULLSHIT on this story. First off, no tape can be released without both parties signing off on it; both must sign a release form or they would lose a lawsuit. So, any story released that says "I'm totally shocked about the actions of my partner, and I am being forced to release it, despite my attorney trying to stop it, blah blah blah" is total bullshit. You hear me, lying whores paris hilton & kim whoretrashian?
Secondly, no one in their right mind would pay $35 & up to see no talent loser attention whores twit & twat fucking. He's probably got a 1" weiner, and she probably spends all her time looking in the mirror. As Homer Simpson would say, "BORING..."
Lastly, even if people paid to see it, there's no way they could recoup a $5 Million fee. These sex tapes don't make that kind of money, especially when they contain braindead attention whoring losers like these 2...
I agree with everything you said...except...there is no way he has a wiener that long. 1/2 inch tops!
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 6:31pm.
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Maybe Heidi is doing some incredible stuff in front of the camera, like taking Spencer's shit spray to the face. You never know...
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 4:51pm.
But in all seriousness, this couldn't be more of a scam even if Spencer said the tape also starred an exiled Nigerian prince, a free Rolex watch, a sexy Russian bride and a box of 93% 0ff Pfizer.
rofl. Will it also ENLARGEE YUOR PENI$ 10 INCHES IN ONE WEEK!! GUARANTTEED!!!!111
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that kim k...she's such a trend setter.
Twit and Twat make me puke. I really doubt there's a sex tape, Spencer is a lying idiot.
Blanche and I agree on this one....He never got a stiffy for this human stain, or vice-versa. Moses would smite them......Love Jane Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
What an obnoxious talentless asswipe loser!
These abhorrently dull fucks will be cluttering up the media for years to come, no matter what it takes. Get used to it.
I'm calling TOTAL BULLSHIT on this story. First off, no tape can be released without both parties signing off on it; both must sign a release form or they would lose a lawsuit. So, any story released that says "I'm totally shocked about the actions of my partner, and I am being forced to release it, despite my attorney trying to stop it, blah blah blah" is total bullshit. You hear me, lying whores paris hilton & kim whoretrashian?
Secondly, no one in their right mind would pay $35 & up to see no talent loser attention whores twit & twat fucking. He's probably got a 1" weiner, and she probably spends all her time looking in the mirror. As Homer Simpson would say, "BORING..."
Lastly, even if people paid to see it, there's no way they could recoup a $5 Million fee. These sex tapes don't make that kind of money, especially when they contain braindead attention whoring losers like these 2...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
is someone trying to channel joaquin phoenix's alter ego....????
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
To reiterate, Vivid might pay $5 million for a Twit and Twat sex tape! A sex tape!
I call bullshit on this one. I know Vivid has been paying more and more these past few years for sex tapes, but they're in business to make money. People paying $$$ to see Paris and Kim? Yeah, I'm sure it happened. But those were a great investment return for Vivid considering how much they paid to obtain the original videos (I think I heard $100,000 for Paris', but correct me if I'm wrong). But do you really believe Vivid is going to recoup an initial investment of $5 mil from anyone to see Spiedi humping? No way. The only couple that could command those dollar$ from a sex tape are Sucky and Raul.
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One thing people should know by now after Lindsay Lohan is that "TMZ says" is often bullshit and "The Enquirer says..." (especially if about a politician) you can believe it because it's the solid truth.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 6:10pm.
I'm been meaning to say this, but welcome back Christine. I'd often wondered what had happened to you. You were missed.
I'd rather dump battery acid on my face than see this guy humping his blow-up doll girlfriend.