Open Post: Hosted By BB Britney's Pageant Picture
On last night's Big Brother US, Britney showed off her Head of Household room and all her gifts from home including this whacked out portrait of her as a 14-year-old beauty queen. Thousands of question marks are gathering together in my empty head to spell out two words: BROW FUCKERY.
Seriously, who is responsible for this tragic brow massacre? A cracked out chicken who suffers from vertigo? That scratch on the right isn't a brow, it's a serial killer's signature. This is fitting since the mass murder of hundreds of beautiful eye follicles has been committed here. Browocide!
And who is responsible for putting a bejeweled crown on the head of a poor girl whose upper eye area looks like a broken Etch A Sketch? You should not reward this kind of behavior! Well, unless Britney was competing in Miss Emaciated Eyebrows. If that's the case, she deserves the title.
Thankfully, Britney has worked on her eyebrow situation over the years and it currently looks like this:
She could still use the helping hand of a charitable cholita, but at least she no longer looks like she's got the two fractured legs of a praying mantis pasted over her eyes.
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Sure wish people would discuss Big Brother on here instead of just jabbering. :(
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by QueenieBK on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 7:03pm.
And where's Cappy? I need to know if she saw my post last week about Neighbor Man and his colleague!
*kicks kitteh*
Thank GOD I'm shore-bound this weekend. I am going to plant my ass in a beach chair and my toes in the sand and I ain't doing SHIT.
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QUEENIE ♥♥ and errybody ♥
QBK, just got back from Curacau 5 am this morning from last Wedn. The 4 days before I flew out last Wedn were total hell w/ bboy driving me up a wall w/ details. I hopped on here w/ a quickness last Wedn and am chkng stuff now. What happened w/ NMan?? Now he's got a colleague checking you out??? Woot! K, if you're not here yet, I'll def be back here in a few. Feel so outta the loop, but glad to be back.
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At this stage, it'd be relatively easy to forget about him and his back handed bullshit.
Every single thing he says just makes me feel horrible and that no-one will ever want me as more than a friend.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 12:38am.
I'm around!
I'm seriously feeling like hell these past two weeks or so. This guy I'm chatting to isn't fucking helping.
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SERIOUSLY!!!!
Lol, my love.
He isn't worth it. Forget it.
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"“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
I'm around!
I'm seriously feeling like hell these past two weeks or so. This guy I'm chatting to isn't fucking helping.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Anyone around?
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It looks like her eyes are running away from those brows--and each other--in that picture.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 8:09pm.
OMG, no shit, this fucking weather!!! it's finally cool, not humid and breezy here for the first time since the begining of July and I'm about to cream in my pants just because I'm not sweating like a whore in church!
seriously, this has been like a punishment from God or something, you just sit there, not moving and you are just sweating... can't wear makeup, walked several times just because to get out of the house and we'd come home so tired and miserable. it's worse than winter, in winter you can always take a hot shower and then get dressed in your warmest shit....
I agree, if I complain about winter, kick me hard in the ass.
speaking of asses, my poor son has a heat rash on his and I feel so bad for the guy.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Heat and humidity for the win.
STABITY STABITY
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
She's on now...her implants move under her skin and it just creeps me out!
Actually, the show is on at ten pm.
Anybody remember this classy lady? http://dlisted.com/node/38063#comments
She is about to be interviewed at a talk show on Univision in about 5 minutes, I think. She will also be performing! Bow down, bow down!!
Here's more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bomuiZrR7ug&feature=related
I can't believe Bret Michaels is doing Miss Universe!
I'm calling it now...Australia for the win.
CSG
It`s like i have been the dump for everyones emotional and financial issues around here lately. One day i m gonna snap and it aint gonna be pretty.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 8:09pm.
God I am in a super bitchy mood. Is mercury in retrograde or is it a full moon or something?
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My personal opinion is that the ungodly heat and humidity descending over 99% of the country has got everyone feeling stabby. I will never complain about the cold again after this long hot summer. And all that Tennessee Williams romantic shit with people drinking mint juleps and mooning over each other's faces as they shimmer in the heat is a load of horseshit. All I want is a cold shower and to be left alone.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 7:56pm.
Whats the topic, whiney men? Yeah. I got one.
And the last few days i attempted to talk to him, but he just pisses me off for no reason. His voice is enough to get me going. So i m in ignore mode right now. How thats gonna work when he gets back I have no idea...
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After my last relationship FAIL, I'm just going for pure honesty. If you're in a bad mood, fine I'll listen. But if the complaining goes on and on and on, I'm gonna tell him to take that shit out to the backyard and burn it.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
That's a rough looking 14 year old.
Ugh. At work with a fever and chills. Backache and fatigue. And I have to take a physical fitness test tomorrow. Fuck my life today.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
God I am in a super bitchy mood. Is mercury in retrograde or is it a full moon or something?
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 2:43pm.
True fact: Reality shows originated in a small Eskimo villiage 700 years ago. The original word for reality show was: "Klick Klack Nooky, Fooky". Roughly translates to "I laugh at you, you laugh at me, I wipe you, you wipe me".
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LOL! I fully believe that!
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We didn't start the Flame War:
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Whats the topic, whiney men? Yeah. I got one.
And the last few days i attempted to talk to him, but he just pisses me off for no reason. His voice is enough to get me going. So i m in ignore mode right now. How thats gonna work when he gets back I have no idea...
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 7:43pm.
Evening, good people.
Are you all as bitchy as I am today?
*checks calendar if its a full moon*
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UBF - you don't have to read too far back for an answer to that question!
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
Evening, good people.
Are you all as bitchy as I am today?
*checks calendar if its a full moon*
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 7:14pm.
And to make things better , the old man thinks he's coming down with something, and he is the BIGGEST whiner when he's sick. That fucker, last year when I had the flu, and was spiking fevers between 101 and 105, came home from work to find me in bed having a conversation with my dad who OH BY THE WAY has been dead for 24 years ... never occurred to him to maybe TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL ... Imma kick a bitch's teef in.
QBK is NOT the one today.
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Queenie, you know what did in my last relationship (with drunken momma's boy)? I had to go for a biopsy, and fuckhead - who freaked if he didn't shit two days in a row - didn't even discuss the situation with me, much less volunteer to help me through it. Thank God everything turned out ok, but I'll never forget walking down that LOOOONNNNNG badly carpeted hallway to the lab for my biopsy and thinking "FUCK ME, I'm doing this alone". God knows that SOB would have been carrying his bitch of an old lady down the hall if it was her. Bitter? Yeah, I'd say so.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 7:03pm.
And where's Cappy? I need to know if she saw my post last week about Neighbor Man and his colleague!
*kicks kitteh*
Thank GOD I'm shore-bound this weekend. I am going to plant my ass in a beach chair and my toes in the sand and I ain't doing SHIT.
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Queenie, I think Cappy is in Curacao with bboy for at least a week. And you KNOW she's gonna come home screaming about how he drove her crazy all day and she missed being able to complain about him to her dlisted peeps. Trust. (And that's why I love Cappy)!
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
Queenie, I think Cappy is on vacay
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
And to make things better , the old man thinks he's coming down with something, and he is the BIGGEST whiner when he's sick. That fucker, last year when I had the flu, and was spiking fevers between 101 and 105, came home from work to find me in bed having a conversation with my dad who OH BY THE WAY has been dead for 24 years ... never occurred to him to maybe TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL ... Imma kick a bitch's teef in.
QBK is NOT the one today.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
And where's Cappy? I need to know if she saw my post last week about Neighbor Man and his colleague!
*kicks kitteh*
Thank GOD I'm shore-bound this weekend. I am going to plant my ass in a beach chair and my toes in the sand and I ain't doing SHIT.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Welcome to my former world, Queenie!!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 6:58pm.
I friggin' HATE the all day phone calling
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Seriously. It's like "WTF, bitch! Don't you have WORK to do?"
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
especially when it usually starts with "Could you do me a favor"
I friggin' HATE the all day phone calling
Jesus Holy Shit Christ why the FUCK does my old man have to call me 80 million times a fucking DAY?
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
omg that shit was hilarious!! and everybodys comments on her fiance were priceless
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That hair dye was made from the souls of virgins.
I bet she runs on at least 6 calories. You know she swallows.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
*cuts JJ off from V/Ts*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Hahahahaha! I just read that! A little slow...
*licks window*
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 5:45pm.
CSG, I am good! I am done with the EyeTalian Stallion! He's way too controlling for me. How about you? Any new menz?
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No, I'm taking a break and concentrating on work. After yet another drunken momma's boy fiasco (we broke up a couple of months ago), I decided I really need to stop with the "I can't stand to be alone" crap and chill out. It's been a wonderfully peaceful, drama-free summer. I actually could get used to this.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
CSG, I am good! I am done with the EyeTalian Stallion! He's way too controlling for me. How about you? Any new menz?
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
DirtyWhoreMouth:
Maybe the next film they can explain what the hell happened to her hair. Was that dye too strong?!
I love seeing anorexic sluts inexplicably kicking ass on 5 calories a day!
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Hi Leenie! Doin good here. How's life treating you? Are you still in touch with the eye-talian stallion?
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
CSG!!! How are you?!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
I smell a sequel too. I watched while I made a spreadsheet for inventory. I worked while it was in a small window. I'm talented.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Bored already. Really lazy today!
Submitted by nightowl on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 3:16pm.
Submitted by Banana Jesus on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 2:08pm
Submitted by nightowl on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 1:45pm.
I'm guilty too, although I hate those "unscripted" shows. All of them are so editted it is funny-same formula, someone sick and dying, gay, bi-curious, the hot black guy or the black nationalist, the blond bimbo who loves him and can't understand why the angry, bitter black woman hates her, the girl with problems, the boy with drug/alchohol issues
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That's my issue w/ shows like Top Chef and Project Runway. The editing, and the way contestants purposefully act a certain way to get camera time. But at least we see that they can do stuff I only wish I could!
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I've already got my autotune set to the "Real Housewives of NJ" finale tonight, the pizza is ordered and the chardonnay is chilling! I love moronic reality TV, it makes me laugh after a hard day at work and reminds me that I'm not the only one from a dysfunctional family out there. And I ain't gonna apologize for it.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
And why are classmates that I have not spoken to, nor have wanted to speak to, suddenly tried to add me on Facebook?!
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DirtyWhoreMouth:
You watched it today...at work?
And you are still employed?!
Wonders never fuckin' cease!
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DirtyWhoreMouth:
I literally just finished watching it (finally) five minutes ago. How fitting that she kills __________ between her legs!
I smell a sequel.
Or was that Angie's steeltrap thundercat?!
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At 20 I went pluck crazy on my eyebrownz.
Those poor, poor eyebrownz...they were upside down U's on my freeking face.
Beauty FAIL!
Roni Deutch, the attorney who claims to relieive a person's tax debt for pennies on the dollar, is in serious trouble with the State of California.
The Attorney General has filed a $34M lawsuit against her claiming that she has defrauded her clients. According to the AG, "Instead of reducing clients' tax bills, Roni Deutch put people deeper in debt by placing them 'in an endless loop of requests' for duplicate documents that resulted only higher fees and penalties from the Internal Revenue Service and by falsely billing them for services she never rendered, Brown said."
The story is at http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/08/23/BAO01F220N.D...
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I never that it was your fault.
I said that I was going to blame you.
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ahahahaha, JJ!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid