Tuesday, August 24th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 23rd!
For "Sex and the City 2," Sarah Jessica Parker demanded her own catering service. - Miss_Marples
Runners-up:
Beastfeeding. - El Bastardo
She should have put her glasses on because her actual baby is not enjoying the meat grinder - Mother Superior
Once cows became aware of their god-like celebrity status, they began to whore around like Tiger Woods in a Perkins parking lot. - jazzfish_77
The full picture is after the jump since it might be just a little NSFWish. Well, it's NSFWish unless Gisele Bundchen is your boss. JUMP!
via Reuters (Thanks N)
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Ta MK and disciples!! :o)
Congers winners!!!
LilEllie 4U xxxxxxxxxxx
Oh I just saw!! Congrats to all others and thanks :D
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Good job winners!
Congrats, witty weiners! ElB, you nailed it right off the bat!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Goddamn. I'm happier than Rachel Uchitel right now.
Thanks, MK! Thanks, sluts!
Also, congrats to EB, MS, Jazzy! Worthy quotes all. I had to play dirty to win.
Submitted by Caramel on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 7:54am.
I liked whoever submitted: HinDON'T
Me! MK didn't tho! LOL LOL thanks anyway! ;P
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Miss_Marples Congrats! ElB, Mother S and Jazzy, trio of hot sluts!!!xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxxo
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
I'm not grossed by it at all.
Not a big deal to me, I've seen women in jungles nursing monkeys and dogs.
It's a nice thing to do, actually, for orphaned animals in the jungle, but I think this one here was just being polite.
Awesome line up of sluts today! Congrats all! MS yours was my fave.
We're in the Golden Age of WHORES (YAY!!!) - MK
congrats to the hot slut winners! LOL at all of you!
xoxoxoxo
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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I liked whoever submitted: HinDON'T
Big congratulations to Miss_Marples!! Farm animals and SJP always make a good combo!
Also congrats to runner up sluts ElB and Mother Superior. MS, you have a wicked sense of humor - the kind I like.
Thanks MK!!
Congrats Whores. This was so shocking I was speechless for a change. I had no words. Crickets tree frogs..tumbleweeds.
Jazz Fish I LOL'd at yours!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 9:43am."seejane is actually MK's colonoscopist, that's how she got 2 slots."
Cuntgratulations Winners! Hot list there w/ Miss Marples, ElB, Mother Superior-whoot, and jazzy♥.
In her defense, she'd nurse her own baby if Angelina hadn't stolen it.
Now that Tiger's single, practically everyone is practicing their suction.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 8:00pm.
No wait...I mean, 2 Boobs 1 Cow.
crap! Is this a deer or a cow? I can't tell.
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I thought it was maybe a goat. Or a baby kangaroo. Damn good thing I didn't decide to get into zoology as a profession.
Finally, something made Ryan Seacrest shut the fuck up on the Emmy's red carpet!
Starbucks Skinny Latte machine.
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"“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
It seems like yesterday that Sarah Jessica Parker was busily nursing. How time flies.
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Here we have a few SJP stills from the Outakes on the Sex and the City 2 DvD
Here we see Haylie Duff suckling on the moderately successful teet of her younger sister Hillary. Coming up on your right we have Zack Efron milking Tommy girl for his trade secrets.
Mother Theresa was such a giver. She even fed the starving goats!
I admit, this is giving me major bollywood.
No wait...I mean, 2 Boobs 1 Cow.
crap! Is this a deer or a cow? I can't tell.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
2 Boobs, 1 Deer
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Cowasuki
Snowy ahahaha!! You on a roll mama!
And, *bleeerrggh!* *boards the bus to hell*
Not for a contest winning quip but, EWW! EWWWWW! GROSS to the max!
Let's face it people, we've all given it up to a few cows in our day.
Mamoo-gram
oh goddamnit. why did i click on the jump link? that is effed up.
One of the deleted scenes from "Eat Pray Love: Uncut"
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Prop Comic gone wrong.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Not to be outdone, Aishwarya Rai counter attacks Salma Hayek's African publicity stunt.
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Don't judge me
Taylor Momsen is really going to desperate lengths to shock people, isn't she?
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Well, turn about is fair play.
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elen sila lumen omentilmo-LOTR
Submitted by fleawatch on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 4:05pm.
Relax, they are married.
Good one! Made me snort!
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elen sila lumen omentilmo-LOTR
It didn't see the anvil hanging from a rope above her or the Weber grill until it was too late.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by fleawatch on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 4:05pm.
Relax, they are married.
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Double LOLOLOLOLOL!
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Jessie will never learn: Why buy the cow when you can get the sexual napalm for free
Jessie will never learn: Why buy the cow when you can get the sexual napalm for free
SURVIVOR goes to India: Guest host, Salma Hayek.
Dammit MK, now I'm hungry for Steak N' Shake
TEXBRO
That will bring us back to 'D'oh, oh no, no'.
Having completed her United Colors of Benetton child collection, Angelina Jolie begins work on her next project. An ark.
Mariah prepares her Le Leche League initiation.
This woman puts the beast in bestiality.
Well, this make sense, my papa always said a woman's libber was the devil and I guess she's cooking up somethin' for you, Gisele.