But Is Mugsy Okay?!
Paris Hilton, seen here with Mugsy the newest addition to her dog closet, jumped out of bed early this morning after some dude with two large objects banged on her front door. No, it wasn't the gardener. It also wasn't her pedicurist holding two giant nail files. Apparently, it was some stranger dude with two large knives in each hand.
The Los Angeles Times reports that Wonks saw the dude on her security camera and immediately called 911. While her latest boyfriend went to confront the knife wielder, she jumped on her Twitter. Naturally:
So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting h http://twitpic.com/2hrfnm
about 2 hours ago via Twitpic
The LAPD arrested a 40-something man from Redlands and took him down to the nearest jail house. The police aren't sure how he managed to get past the security of Paris' gated community.
While Paris and her piece were dealing with the police, Mugsy managed to slip out of the dog closet undetected and he carefully put a stuffed toy pug in his place. Then he tip toed past the front lawn, crawled under the police car and held on to the bottom for dear life as it drove away. So if you happen to see Paris petting a stuffed toy pug for the paparazzi, don't say anything!
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how long will it be before the queen of rich white trash does away with this little pup?
Knifes.
Oh fucking A, that was great!!
Paris Hilton has found her calling. A comedian.
Damn it, so it IS true what they say about American workers doing half assed jobs--the sob could not finish the job! Oh the agony, the aagohny!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 11:40am.
'Knifes'.
I don't even smell a GED here.
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ROFL! Spoiled, Narcissistic trust fund brats with "leaked" porno tapes don't need a GED. They just need to order one of their unfortunate assistants to go get a fucking dictionary, dammit!
Oh, bitch please. Wonky-Eye paid the guy to bust up and do some scary, publicity worthy shit. The cash is in his checking account. Let's see if this walking sperm depository presses charges.
And she was probably BORED with her latest accessory (DOG) and let him loose herself. And she made sure the Pappz knew all about it. Stupid c*nt.
Did LAPD capture the man to give him a Gold medal? Case I read and re-read the whole post and don't see what crime he committed. What the guy's name? I'd like to put some money on his commissary.
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noooooo he was so close ugh
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I've got a whole set of razor-sharp, Japanese ice-tempered knives (yeah, I passed third grade with flying colors) that would have done the job quickly and quietly.
If another willing burglar/stabber/hero-in-waiting is reading this and wants to fillet this worthless, crab-infested waste of space as badly as she butchers the English language, let me know. Just find the pup a good home.
Too bad he didn't have a Tesla ray. Imagine every particle of that semi-sentient disease being blown into oblivion at the push of a button, with not even a corpse left behind to stink up the planet..
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Well, that's just too f-ing bad, parasite; that's what you get for being an attention whoring dumbass. I'm only sorry that dude wasn't successful; he would have done the world a HUGE favor...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
He drove all the way to her house to do the world a favor and gets caught. Damn. I really think he just wanted to rescue all her pets.
First of all my condolences to the sweet puppy that look on his face says it all....GET ME OUTTA HERE...I HATE THIS BYATCH"...don't worry sweet Mugsy...we will do a prison break...I think hell would be better than being stuck at Wonky's...second, what kind of asshole breaks in with knives...dumb ass should have had a gun and we would all be done with this heinous piece of shit....next time, think man! She would survive a knifing, but she is so stupid to think that people actually care that she survives a break in we were all rooting for the robber with the knives not you dumb ass std infected whore!!
Submitted by Jeepster on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 2:04pm.
Please add:
Gormless
Piffling
Feckless
Irksome
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I never that it was your fault.
I said that I was going to blame you.
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$20.00 words that apply to Paris Hilton:
Vapid
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Indulged
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Preening
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PIECE OF SHIT
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Poor Mugsy. He's gonna get the bugsies from Paris.
One day when Parasite least expects it one of her socialite friends will walk into her room with 2 large sharp knives, but only it wont be a joke.
Let’s hope the police save our angel then…
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/08/intruder-with-2-big-knives-enter...
"...two big knifes..."?????
I swear she is every damn thing that's wrong with this country. First of all, your famewhoring is what brought the gentleman caller to your door. Second, why the fuck are you twittering after just being a door or so from being filleted?? Third, BITCH IT'S KNIVES! Damnable guttersnipe! She doesn't even have enough sense to take a moment to reflect on her vacuous and pointless life. I don't want her murdered...just put her the witness protection program somewhere far, far away.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
I will bet my last euro that this was a hit arranged by Mugsy. You can tell he is oozing with disappointment. If he could talk he would definitely do an Otto West:
http://www.destinationhollywood.com/movies/fishcalledwanda/quickclip_01....
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Who are you calling silly cow?
This skank has another boyfriend? Why do guys keep fucking with this filth?
Why do I just fucking KNOW that "knifes" really translates to "two dull sporks with broken tines on each" One more reason to hate/loathe/despise this diseased cunt - out of the 9,987,365,453,784,852,784 reasons already on record.
LAPD will determine that he's the exterminator called by the neighbors to get rid of her ginormous crabs.
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I never that it was your fault.
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Submitted by Datura on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 12:41pm.
ha ha Paris! You and Mugsy should have run for your LIFES!
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That made me LOL. =)
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Me too haha!
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
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"Got woken up" and "2 big knifes"
Holy shit - what a fukkin Brain Trust this girl is. None of these whores go to school.....they think education is how to apply makeup, make a sex tape, pose for the camera, and generally behave like twats. I shudder for the man who marries this imbecile, though I am sure he will have attended the same "academy".
I am going to make a donation to my nearest abortion clinic in Paris' name.
God help us all.....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
angel_i
Altho, my dog was a manly man and you know how men stick together. He liked them all. Except we never stayed at my place cuz not a ONE was allowed in my bed lol!
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I had a GIRL dog. Such a lovewhore she was. Sometimes I felt sort of left out. I could see a male dog insisting on arm wrestling (best two out of three) and then bonding over the game and a bowl of pork rinds. Maybe a cat is best. ;^}
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 12:41pm.
ha ha Paris! You and Mugsy should have run for your LIFES!
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That made me LOL. =)
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Will manson take care of the lohan too?
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Two big knifes? With all her parent's money she should use it to go to school.
Dumbass stalker should've been a little more quiet.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 12:31pm.
"2 Big Knifes" is the name of my new band.
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Awesome. Mine is "Spelling Nazis". Grrrrrrrrrrr. What an uneducated twat.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Dudes, Redlands is a pretty classy place for the Inland Empire of Calif. Shocked that this dude came from that city. However, had he gone through with his mission, would we be considering him a hero or a crazy person?
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Half the state of California would vote to free Manson in he promised to ... deal ...with this problem person.
ha ha Paris! You and Mugsy should have run for your LIFES!
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
what. uh. ruhtard.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
This is up there with Jessica Simpson Twittering to the coyotes to return her lap dog.
she is so fucking STUPID.
where is HotParisHilton to defend her spelling?
"she is hott and cant be bothrd with things like spelling. she has 2 much 2 do like be a singrand a supRstR"
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I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
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"2 Big Knifes" is the name of my new band.
that would be knives...moron.
i don't really wish harm on anyone but could he at least have bitched slapped her for all of us or just punched her in the vadge a few times?!
This man 's action epitomizes everyone's desire for her to die and slow and painful death.
She is such an attention whore, for all we know she made this shit up.
precociousmagpie
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ITA which is probably why the dog stayed and the men went;p
Altho, my dog was a manly man and you know how men stick together. He liked them all. Except we never stayed at my place cuz not a ONE was allowed in my bed lol!
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Knifes!
LOL
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"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 12:09pm.
Note to Paris: Owning a dog is not the best way to catch a man. Believe me, I know. Every man who came through was like: So, since you have me now when ar you gonna get rid of that thing?....and my dog was very cool and manly.
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Feh! Any man who expects you to choose him over your dog isn't good enough for you. And if your dog doesn't like HIM, he's definitely outta there. My dating-times Labrador had the Jackass Radar gift and saved me headaches a-plenty. If she could talk, she would have stood up on her hind legs with her front legs crossed firmly and nodded towards the door. "Excuse me, douchebag. You don't qualify. Now beat it, or I'll shit on your coat."
I still say that's a Puggle, due to the non-button ears…
Oh, Paris, I'm glad you're NOT OKAY!!!
Wait . . . you ARE OKAY?? Crap :(
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kitteh friends make anything look better. Well, maybe not ;)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-13-worst-mel-gibson-rant-quotes-pre...
Pugs always breathe so loudly and they snore....just like a real boyfriend! :D
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NO, DAMMIT. Not a pug! I love pugs!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
she deserved to be stabbed just for writing "knifes".
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I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go --
I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
- Dan Fogelberg
Note to Paris: Owning a dog is not the best way to catch a man. Believe me, I know. Every man who came through was like: So, since you have me now when ar you gonna get rid of that thing?....and my dog was very cool and manly. I can't even imagine how hard it would be with a bunch of girly dogs.
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Poor man was just in the voodoo trance that her fabled beauty inflicts on all men.
Dude was probably homeless, holding a fork and knife he found in the trash, and was looking for a hot meal.
What an incompetent stalker. He missed a perfect opportunity to 86 that shit eating cunt from the face of the Earth...
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