Guess Who's Back Out On The Stroll?
All back alley pharmacists are lining the streets of Hollywood and the coke dealers can quit the part-time jobs they were forced to take at 7-Elven when Lindsay Lohan went into rehab, because she's baaaaaack! And she is fully recharged! Radar reports that LiLo was released from the UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital tonight after serving just 22 days out of her 90 day sentence.
LiLo's doctors suggested to the judge that she be released from rehab early, because they don't think her issues are that serious (aka they are sick of dealing with her ass). Judge Elden Fox agreed and he opened LiLo's cage door. Justice fucking served on the rocks with a sprinkling of crushed Dilaudid on top!
Cut to White Oprah dancing all night, because now that her main ho is out on the stroll she no longer has to pay for her pills with freezer burned Fudgie the Whales:
LiLo will get outpatient treatment indefinitely and a hearing is schedule for tomorrow.
Speaking of getting fucked up like a Lohan out of rehab, we should all pour anything mind-altering into our kombucha tea to deal with all the interviews that will follow. Every single Lohan is going to spill their delusions to any bitch who waves a cashiers check in their face. Seriously, I heard that Nana Lohan has already given a tell-all interview to the LI PennySaver.
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Linds LOWhan and her saddlebag-faced whore of a mother are going to be fucking insufferable for the next couple of days. They'll be no escape from their screaming about how Linds was treated unfairly, and nothing is Linds fault! SHE'S the victim here!
I hope she keeps her nose clean for a bit till she gets those
creeps off her trail
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Long Island Pennysaver! hahaha that's a good one, MK!
Good luck linds. Get rid of your low rent parents, maybe you will have a chance!
That picture of Lindsay Lohan doesn't look that bad. Her lips aren't as crusty.
Still, Dina Lohan is a piece of shit parent. And the fact that Lohan's a Disney girl means she could get away with blowing up the Sears Tower. Hell, Miley Cyrus is exposing her disgusting tits (I can't wait to see her fake tits; I'm reserving a seat for that berating) in front of all the horny old predators.
Calm down WO! She's just been in rehab, not a bloody Chinese concentration camp.
I hope you die slowly, choking on your own vomit, gasping for air, frantically clawing for a breath while there is no one there to save you.
DIE WHORE!
right? she started taking Adderall to LOSE WEIGHT. Now she wants to sue the doctors she PAID OFF to get those scrips?
THIS shows me she has not changed ONE IOTA. She will be dead within a year for sure. Asshole.
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Submitted by dementa on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 10:52am.
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Welcome! And when WO talks, this is what I hear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUyLwXhqlWU
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 7:37am.
Thanks, that's the one.
Course, if Blohan ever killed an innocent person, we'd be treated to months and months of her and Woprah wailing and gnashing their teeth about how it wasn't her fault and the courts are being mean for trying her for murder.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
bwaaaa what is with White Oprah in that picture??
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Good luck Lindsay. Hope you stay clean, make wonderful films and lead a great long life!
YAY! I got out before my botox wore off!
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
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How many rag mag covers will she be on next week? Woods medio ex has them this week. I will turn anything off for good if I am watching and a Lohan shows up. The thoughts of paying all that money to this trash family to say stupid shit makes me nauseated. I wish her luck but she would have a better chance away from her family.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 7:37am.
I'm in to start the death poll.. but we never decided what the prize was
I don't know...I would put her in my death pool, but I'm starting to think she has the same indestructible liver gene that resides in Pete Doherty, Wino, and Shane McGowan. She's like a cockroach...not even a nuclear war can get rid of 'em.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Retards.
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
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Oh she won't get a therapist.. then she'll have to admit something is wrong with her.
Nope she'll stick to the Lohan motto "Deny, deny, deny, sniffffff"
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Now for what she truly needs... a therapist so she can work out all her daddy issues and finally get over him to where she can actually be in a room with him and it will be alright.
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Truly to god why would anyone want to be fucking famous?! She is despised by so many, and her career must be practically over. If I was her I would retire from Hollyweird and move far, far away from all the celebrity crap!
Lindsay go to a good therapist, get your issues sorted and start a fresh. Leave behind all the drama and het healthy and happy.
This bitch.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Unless they have hairdressers in the psych ward, there's no way that's a recent pic of her. I haven't seen any pictures of her release, not even on TMZ and those paps are everywhere.
Christmas is my guess too.. I give her 4 months then bye bye lilo.
Who will they sue now?
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
JBL, you should post more often because your avie looks cute :D
And yes, LiLo looks radiant in this pic....hm!
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I wonder if the new fucking piece of shit judge is even going to bother with putting her in out patient after care or on probation for a year. My guess is no! My niece texted me this morning and said "How pissed are you right now?"
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 7:37am.
I'm in to start the death poll.. but we never decided what the prize was
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Just the shear joy of knowing she's off this planet will be payment enough for me.
I say she doesn't make it till Chrismtas.
I don't normally post anything about any Lohans, cuz i don't even follow the entire stories and can stand any of 'em. But, Lindsay actually looks kinda cute there, clean and healthy and not fucked up. WTF???
Everyone should write UCLA a fucking letter and tell them exactly how fucked up they are. I sent one when they started letting WO visit and Im writing mine now about there shady doctors.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 7:05am.
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Rebecca Gayheart.
I'm in to start the death poll.. but we never decided what the prize was
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Thats just fucking great! What a way to wake up and start my fucking morning! Fuck white oprah and that fucked up picture!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Wait what? Who is she suing??? She's the one who asked her doctors for the misdiagnosis so she could get the pills! WTf?! Its not the LA court systems' fault that she behaves like a crackie on those meds!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 6:54am.
Sometimes even that doesn't wake their entitled asses up. What's the name of the actress married to a Grey's Anatomy actor who ran over a kid?
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 6:39am.
If you are a celebrity, exactly WHAT does it take for you to be held accountable for your actions?
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somebody on a slab at the L.A. morgue.
Infuriating isn't it? This just fueled her arrogant sense of entitlement even more. But sure as shit, she will fuck up again. It's who she is.
I don't understand this. I can't count how many times she has been seen drunk and high in public, she was caught not once but twice with cocaine, and she kidnapped two people while threatening to kill two other people with the car she ripped off. Never mind all of the items she has been accused of stealing from various designers and photo shoots. For a grand finale, she now wants to sue the L.A. Court system (not the doctors which show how insane she is) for publicly saying she had ADHD and causing her such embarrassment.
And these UCLA posers think she doesn't have serious issues???????????????????????????????????????????????? Tell me something. If you are a celebrity, exactly WHAT does it take for you to be held accountable for your actions?
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This is the second morning that I've woken up, seen the infuriating news about some celeb ego-monster getting away with bullshit and had my blood pressure spike before my feet hit the floor.
Good lord.
"Not that serious"? Compared to who? Amy Winehouse?
So the court order is meaningless? A doctor can override a judge's ruling?
Hmmmm.
Mmmkay, she will get indefinite outpatient treatment at a Nueropsychiatric hospital but all her 'people' are saying she has no mental issues... that doesn't add up does it?
Anyone want to start a death pool? Sorry, but she is going to kill herself. The only question is WHEN?
She's hasn't learned shit. I wouldn't even say she got a slap on the wrist-she got far less than even that.
Life is not fair, she should have stayed longer.
Off topic......my colleague is playing Bob Dylan now for two weeks, all day, every day. No disrespect to Bob, but if I hear anyone blowing a harmonica, I'll shove the thing up their heiny!!!!!!!
For someone with no concept of consequences, giving her a heavy sentence and severely shortening it just did more damage than giving her a 30 day/30 day sentence and forcing her to complete it would have. Which means there's very little incentive for her to not jump right back on those pills she doesn't need but takes anyway.
Eh, she looks better, but I've never found her that great looking in the first place. So...better? Yeah. Pretty? Not really.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
since her original sentence was based on reactions to medications from a misdiagnosis
I wonder what this means to her year probation
She's supposed to remain clean and sober and report for random drug testing for a year according to the terms of her probation
Save us Jesus :(
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Wouldn't it be best if this icky annoying fish would just die?
Well, it's all over but the shouting. LiLo is doomed. The bitch is going to overdose, and I, for one, am honestly impatiently awaiting the news. I want her toe-tagged ASAP. Just fucking get it done so we can move on. WO is pitiful excuse for a human fucking being. The punk, LiLo, cannot escape her destiny to die early from an overdose. Reminds anyone of Marilyn Monroe? Who really cares? When LiLo is on a slab the celebration can really begin!
Say goodbye to BLOWhan. She hasn't learned a thing from this whole experience; just like before she went to jail, she's taken absolutely no responsibility for any of her actions. In fact, she is demanding an apology from the court. With her shitbag of a mommy egging her on & blaming everyone but her for what's happened, she's history. Dead sooner than I thought; 6 months at the outside...
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Take a good look at the photo above, folks.
Because in a few days/weeks, she will never look that fresh again.
Until the mortician pimps her out with injectable fillers for her coffin.
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Since she pulled the wall over everybody's eyes she can't be that bad of an actrice. Whether her problem was bad or not, they should have kept her there for the full sentence period. She definitely needed that life lesson and some moral guidance too, because with a family like hers you get a false start in everything.
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Who are you calling silly cow?