Thursday, August 26th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Macaulay Culkin (30)
Keke Palmer (17)
Evan Ross (22)
Cassie (24)
Chris Pine (30)
Thalia (39)
Melissa McCarthy (40)
Shirley Manson (44)
Chris Burke (45)
Wanda De Jesus (50)
Branford Marsalis (50)
Brett Cullen (54)
Valerie Simpson (64)
Barbet Schroeder (69)

Posted by: Michael K


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Hasn't Thalia been in her 30's forever? If she's 39,then I'm 12.
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Submitted by Datura on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 8:32am.

I'd take that as a really great compliment! She's very pretty.

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Cute shoes!

I had no idea Shirley Manson was in her forties. She looks great for her age! Happy birthday to her, Garbage was one of my favorite bands growing up.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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Submitted by Coolpapa on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 7:15am.

Am I the only one who thinks that Macauley Culkin is gay?
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No, I have always thought that. He reminds me of my gay best friend.

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Happy Birthday to all of the Virgos especially Keke Palmer, Wanda De Jesus, and Valerie Simpson.

"You thought I was a doughnut and tried to glaze me"

HB, Mac! You're looking almost old enough to be Kieran & Rory's dad instead of their brother lately.

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this picture is too cute. it is.

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Submitted by Paige123 on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 12:28pm.

I find this picture really creepy for some reason.

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Ugh. That's cuz it is.

HB, hos!

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I find this picture really creepy for some reason.

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Ever since he did Party Monster, I've liked Macaulay. Geez...he finally hit the big 3-0. It makes me feel so old. HB to him.

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What, is Macaulay a never-nude? Or is he just rocking some Huggies diaper jeans under that black onesie? WEIRDEST. OUTFIT. EVER.

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I sort of feel guilty for saying this, but I find that picture extra hot. Then again, it could just be because of the shoes.

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!

Geebz74's picture

I hope Valerie has a bday that's as "Solid as a Rock"! LOL
I love Keke Palmer! No snatch shots by the paps yet!
Happy BDay Mac! Where's the beef?

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I feel weird looking at this pic...he could have at least taken off the lip gloss...

Vern's picture

HB Chris! Slut!

"Hail NO!" MK as god

Boy, he's creepy looking. He always has these empty eyes and super-red lips. Somehow it doesn't surprise me that his mom dropped him over a cliff in favor of Elijah Wood.

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 7:28am.

And this is banging Mila Kunis. There is no God.

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due to the lack of bulge I will venture to say that his balls hadn't dropped yet when this picture was taken....but he was already smoking. no wonder he looks so beat nowadays. And he is giving me strong gay vibes in this photo too...plus he had sleepovers with Michael Jackson back in the day.

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That's an incredible picture--MK, I don't know how you do it.

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Shirley Manson is the only celeb I've ever been told I resemble. I think it's the pale/spooky-looking thing.

HB to her and the others!

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 8:19am.
It is said that Michael Jackson took (orally) McCauley's first load - thus explaining McCauley's later drug problem.

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you're joking right?

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 8:19am.

It is said that Michael Jackson took (orally) McCauley's first load - thus explaining McCauley's later drug problem.
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between said and confirmed there' a huge difference.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Haribo's picture

i had no idea who chris burke was! thanx, guys! :) and wow, he's 45! time flies. i used to watch the show when i was a kid.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

love me some Chris Pine, mmm hmm!

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It is said that Michael Jackson took (orally) McCauley's first load - thus explaining McCauley's later drug problem.

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McCaulay Kulkin has had only one misdemeanor in all his 30 years.

Child star FAIL!
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Hekki's picture

Hapoopy Birfday to all the birthday sluts, esp Mac and Barbet. *mwah!*

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Happy Birfday, Mac! I feel old now!

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Happy Birthday Mac!

I'm certain he won't be celebrating it at Home, Alone!

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Happy Birthday to me!

I'm the hottest bitch in the room!

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mike's picture

Corky!!!!

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 7:28am.

And this is banging Mila Kunis. There is no God.

I'm always confusing Mila Kunis with Rachel Bilson. Probably because they look the friggin same and played the same type of character on their respective shows.
Ans now I can't stop thinking of the chick in modern family as their sister.

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And this is banging Mila Kunis. There is no God.

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Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 7:24am.
what was that movie the culkin played in where he was a raver? very strange man he is.
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"Party Monster"

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what was that movie the culkin played in where he was a raver? very strange man he is.
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Tobias Funke must be so proud to find another "never nude".

Coolpapa's picture

Am I the only one who thinks that Macauley Culkin is gay?

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Right before he got his big break in Home Alone, I paid him $300 to shit on my chest.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Miami's picture

@Fatgurl: Haha. Is that a pug in a Darth Vader costume?

JD1985's picture

Happy Birthday Chris Corky Burke who has been Fighting the Power since the late 1980s and also a very happy birthday to perpetual Jimmy-Smits-banger, Wanda DeJesus!

Why Chris Burke should still be on tv
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happy b-day, Barbet Schroeder! director of classics "La vallée" and "More"

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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@ Miami....I think his tuck game is tight, yo!!!!

Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?

Miami's picture

Poor Macaulay. It looks like his peen is nonexistent.

Haribo's picture

happy birthday, macaulay!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'