Wednesday, August 25th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Governor Paterson's Cock Slip
Did somebody say "race to the cock"? Point me to the starting line. Hopefully, Tommy Girl and I don't show up wearing the same assless spandex tracksuit.
And I also hope that the finish line isn't the giant chicken statute in Minnesota or I'm going to have to ask Governor Paterson for a refund. "Keep fucking that chicken" better not apply here.
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Hiiiiiiiiiii everyone.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Submitted by thegobbler on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 11:00pm.
And in other news...new sex toy on display on the right. Now I can stop trying to figure out what "the cone" is for...
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What IS the cone for? Please, somebody tell me...and Yo, what IS the news, I need to know that too.
Although it may be too late...:)
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
Yo! What is the news?
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
And in other news...new sex toy on display on the right. Now I can stop trying to figure out what "the cone" is for...
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
COCK!!!!
Hey Fishy!!
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 10:57pm.
COCK!!! lol
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CUNT!
Oh wait, you were referring to Gov. Paterson. My bad ;)
"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
Submitted by antibitch on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 10:56pm.
whoa triple post.. that only happens to crazy people
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Well, the truth is out now.
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
COCK!!! lol
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
I don't know nothin about no crazies...
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
whoa triple post.. that only happens to crazy people
Submitted by antibitch on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 10:52pm.
I would assume that's common knowledge, but whatevs.
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Oh I'm sorry, I THOUGHT I was a member of the ICP, but apparently... ;)
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
hey gobbler! ain't nobody here, or they are staying away because I'm here. I'd go with the latter. That's okay cuz I do whatever the fuck I want anyway. psssttt...gobbler, I'm crazy in case you haven't heard.
hey gobbler! ain't nobody here, or they are staying away because I'm here. I'd go with the latter. That's okay cuz I do whatever the fuck I want anyway. psssttt...gobbler, I'm crazy in case you haven't heard.
hey gobbler! ain't nobody here, or they are staying away because I'm here. I'd go with the latter. That's okay cuz I do whatever the fuck I want anyway. psssttt...gobbler, I'm crazy in case you haven't heard.
Submitted by antibitch on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 10:51pm.
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Did you move for school, work or...?
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
I would assume that's common knowledge, but whatevs.
Just popping in to say hello to poor antibitch and Just Jack! Where all the hookers at???
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
My move was very busy and hectic. I was nervous and a little scared but "rikki" was very supportive though she tries reverse psychology bullshit.
okay, I'll talk to myself.
I haven't spent much time around the ocean, but it makes me feel small and insignificant, which is very humbling.
whatever
where is everyone?
hmm
*throws in handful of crickets**and a tumble weed for effect*
*Checks armpits*
Puberty isn't that bad for the parent. I didn't think so anyway.
CIJ, that's awesome!
Evening. I now have officially a kid in puberty. There is hair growing in my 10 year old`s armpits.
I am scared!!
*pours liquor*
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
UGH! I just had the most annoying afternoon - I spent it doing unemployment-related CRAP. Now sipping a well-deserved glass o' cheap red. Mmmmmmmmm. 'Sup horz.
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 5:59pm.
I am goofyinlove. This guy is the best: good looking, smart, kinky (fun!), and goofyinlove with me. Ah, life is so good. We spend our days, when not in bed, doing our favorite songs (he plays guitar, I sing)
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*sigh* So Romantic!
*Tosses DWM a cold one*
*Rolls in Provys tumbleweed*
It looks like we're all in the bitchboy boat? WHo is Captain? M.E. cause she has the BH?
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Night all! Dinnertime w/ bboy as well.
Happy almost Thursday!
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"Talk about a big fat fucking Long Island blind pig leading her even blinder fuckfruit." - by ricki lake 08/25/10
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so what's been going on around these parts? looks drama free.. that's good
Cappy ... I dunno. If you had told me at 21 that bitchbox old man would be my husband at some point in my life I'd have laughed myself stupid at you. Because I could never have seen myself with a guy like that. But I have a good life right now - nice house, we've traveled, he supported me while I finished getting my degree ... I think I need to keep my eye on that particular prize.
But it is nice to know that some other guy out there thinks I have it going on.
I'm outtie - making soup because bitchbox old man is still feeling sick - have fun, y'all!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
@QueenieBK,
LOL, but serious, thx for that cause it makes me feel a bit more level about relationships. He gets me into a hives/stress thing where I have also come very close to stepping back or away altogether (primarily for stupid shit like not giving me space or text/calling me all day fking long and I get worried that it'll be like that for the duration of 'us') or that time I got enraged over some wording he used in an old email to an ex.
But then I think about how he protects me, and how he drops everything or just believes in me so much he talks me out of stressing out and I 'normalize'.
Plus it probs doesn't help that I am one extremely hormonal chick (three days out of every month I'll find myself in a fight - a one sided fight mind you - about something nice he did for me or some non-issue). Whatever.
We are some funny and fucked up people, men and women!
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"Talk about a big fat fucking Long Island blind pig leading her even blinder fuckfruit." - by ricki lake 08/25/10
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I'll go out wiht you JJ. At least you know it's football season.
Now sit down, open a beer and shut up.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
@Cappy ... it's odd. In a lot of ways we're total opposites (he's anally neat, I'm a slob; he dresses very conservatively, I like to switch things up).
Very few people know this, but I was thisclose to dumping him while we were dating/engaged.
Twice.
He'll piss me off to the nth degree, then do something really endearing and that'll get me. And that reminds me of why I saddled myself with his bitchbox ass in the first place.
Men. Can't live with them, can't shoot them.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Lovesickness is a bona fide mental illness. I'm trying to figure out a way to make it last indefinitely.
well, good for you crazyinjapan, hope it works out for ya.
I gave up on that shit. So I'll take Florida, the beach and I life of leisure. That works just fine for me.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 5:59pm.
Good for you, enjoy it while it lasts.
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Now this is what I call a protest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FhMMmqzbD8&feature=popular
Greetings, cyberfriends! You haven't heard from me lately because I've been IN BED. Yes. I am goofyinlove. This guy is the best: good looking, smart, kinky (fun!), and goofyinlove with me. Ah, life is so good. We spend our days, when not in bed, doing our favorite songs (he plays guitar, I sing), working out, cooking dinner, and giggling like tweens. I can't believe this happened. Anyone out there who has become jaded, take heart! It could happen to you. Along with sleeplessness, nausea, and unproductivity.
@QueenieBK
You reminded me, on our curacao vacay, I stepped away from bboy for, fk what, 10 minutes tops, and he comes racing around the fking boatside bend all harried and I'm like "what happened?" and he was like "you were gone for so long" LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO he's so fking cute but weird like that. My bboy is a jealous type (he fully admits this) but he surprises me on how collected he can be when some bloke slides over and hits on me not knowing he's there (this happened twice in the 5 day trip). I wish I couldve caught on camera how quick his 'collectedness' turned into anger when one of the guys SLIGHTLY touched my shoulder. Ohdamn relationships are a crackup sometimes.
We get irritated and grouchy, but it lasts all of but 20 minutes. I hope it stays that way after the wedding. You're married, what's the secret of how you guys work day by day, if I may ask?
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"Talk about a big fat fucking Long Island blind pig leading her even blinder fuckfruit." - by ricki lake 08/25/10
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 4:50pm.
I remember when I was in art school (in 1980) three of us gals pitched in and bought a bus pass. We zeroxed it and made copies, coloring them in with markers. They looked so real, especially in a plastic holder.
You could never do something like that now.
I'd feel too guilty even if I could.
When I was in my teens, I was fortunate to be from the state with he EASIEST driver's licenses to fake (NC! NC! NC!). And considering I looked older than I was from about age 16 through age 22 or so, I was effectively forever 21!
I just noticed the way she turned her head and had a huge grin
I want to slapppppppppp somebodyyyyyyyyy
Coma Caca!
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I am posting from a laptop by the pool. Can I just say, life is good? woot!
I LOVE the smirk that bitch on Paterson's right is giving...she is definitely racing to the cock!
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 5:33pm.
@Queenie,
"bitchbox" LOL, LOVE IT! Nope, marriage absolutely shouldn't mean glued at the hip. I'd go bonkers if a dude was shadowing me (in fact, that's what broke me and my soon to be bitchhubs apart the first time; he fking wanted to do EVERYTHING w/ me and would follow me around my fking apartment even UUHHGGHGH!!). Suffice it to say, he stopped that mess and back we are.
Like I said in the other post, a little harmless crushing/flirting is actually supposed to be good for a stable, current relationship. Plus, NMan knows you are married and he's gotta be reasonable too (I hope).
*whisper voice* does hubs suspect the torrid chemistry at all?
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No. And he wouldn't like it. Not one bit.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 5:33pm.
@Queenie,
"bitchbox" LOL, LOVE IT! Nope, marriage absolutely shouldn't mean glued at the hip. I'd go bonkers if a dude was shadowing me (in fact, that's what broke me and my soon to be bitchhubs apart the first time; he fking wanted to do EVERYTHING w/ me and would follow me around my fking apartment even UUHHGGHGH!!). Suffice it to say, he stopped that mess and back we are.
Like I said in the other post, a little harmless crushing/flirting is actually supposed to be good for a stable, current relationship. Plus, NMan knows you are married and he's gotta be reasonable too (I hope).
*whisper voice* does hubs suspect the torrid chemistry at all?
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"Talk about a big fat fucking Long Island blind pig leading her even blinder fuckfruit." - by ricki lake 08/25/10
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