Afternoon Crumbs
George Clooney or a skinny Jack Nicholson? - Popsugar
Sandra Bullock to talk to GLIB on Tuesday morning - Lainey Gossip
Miley Cyrus' "deep love" with Liam Hemsworth obviously wasn't deep enough. That didn't sound right. - Just Jared
Christina Hendricks' chichis do make you feel like you're being carried away on a cloud of heavenly air, so it makes sense that she's the new face of London Fog - The Superficial
A two-piece: Olivia Wilde is in one - Egotastic!
Celestia just smelled a fart (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Let's all be honest here, Crispy Ronaldo would look better in those lace panties - Hollywood Tuna
Madgie Dearest shows Baby Jesus the correct way to scrub the dirt out - Towleroad
Add another armadillo to the shopping cart BBQ, because there's going to be two Spears weddings - Celebitchy
Circle the fat people - The Berry
Hilary Duff's double stuffed diamond ring doesn't have nearly enough karats in it - Popoholic
Sugar Pie better get her own aria in this mess - OMG Blog
Timbaland did not try to off himself - I'm Not Obsessed
And then she fucked it - Moe Jackson
Kat Stacks screws Soulja Boy in more ways than one - Crunk + Disorderly
Hovering camel toe alert - Cityrag
St. Angie to write and direct a Bosnian war romance - ICYDK
Here's hoping George Lucas calls Yoda to the stand as a character witness - Hollywood Rag
Oh, Reg Traviss just wants Wino to stick her head out of her window and scream, "REEEEEEEEEEEG!" - Holy Moly!



Why do I love George Clooney so much? He is not as good looking as John Stamos (I would have 20 children with him)...He doesn't have Dwayne Johnson's body (damn damn damn)...He's not a filthy pig whore like Colin Farrell (sigh)...
whats up with casey aldridges hair helmet? why is this trend popular w/guys?
YOU LOOK LIKE YOURE WEARING A FUCKING HAIR HELMET!
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Bloody hell, is that Middle-Aged Ali G?!
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Rock the fuck on.
Hilary Duff's ring is fugly. It looks like some cheap-ass costume jewelry you'd get from Claires. I predict two years for that marriage...she annoys me, for some reason.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
I think Christina Hendricks is so beautiful with her hair pinned up (as it is most of the time on Mad Men). She always looks "off" to me when she has her hair down for award shows.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
LOL @ Irish Fury, I stopped reading "IT" after that part. I was scared to death and I was a damn adult.
Please let the Spears Double Wedding be televised. That would be some down-home Dynasty shit. Call me cynical but two brides is one bride too many. Somebody's veil is getting ripped out.
The Miley Cyrus story should be front page! Ha ha, dumb-ass bitch who's gonna look even more retarded with breast implants. I can't wait for that roast.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 5:51pm.
edited for multiple posts. how'd that happen?
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LMAO the combo of your avie and the mystery posts are a crackup! Is, wait, is that a clown behind you, hitting the enter key?!? *screams*
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"Talk about a big fat fucking Long Island blind pig leading her even blinder fuckfruit." - by ricki lake 08/25/10
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Yo, put those wooden teeth away!
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
I seriously don't see the appeal of Olivia Wilde. Just because she has cat-eyes doesn't make her hot. The rest of her face looks like it was pulled back tightly, thus giving her the cat-eyes.
@Irish Fury, see the miniseries IT never scared because well the clown was Tim Curry plus they had a fat John Ritter in it. Now I found this in the link you posted and I found this scary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3_KtEC1rkk&feature=fvw
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Now this is what I call a protest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FhMMmqzbD8&feature=popular
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Putsomestankonit:
Here's a little look. Doesn;t do the creepiness justice though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZGf2vnASHc
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edited for multiple posts. how'd that happen?
Sorry, but I still think Vadge is pretty. (Holding up shield to fend off attack.)
Aw, look at Baby Timba!
Madonna needs to stop. These days it's more like Dolce and Your Grandma.
People are afraid of storm drains? Well since I never read IT I guess that's why I don't get it. I do have a healthy fear of the woods though.
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Now this is what I call a protest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FhMMmqzbD8&feature=popular
I do NOT walk on street grates. I do NOT get anywhere NEAR a fucking street drain. I walk in the middle of the street (at night), quickly paced and I do not LOOK in woods, trees, windows, etc. All while singing the Skippy Peanut butter song.
Yes. I do.
@Breakdown,
That's what we were just mentioning. Agreed.
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"Talk about a big fat fucking Long Island blind pig leading her even blinder fuckfruit." - by ricki lake 08/25/10
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Passes drain/street grates while looking straight up and ahead at double the pace, yes I do. The combination childhood nightmare stories of Cropsey and King's "IT" did it for me.
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"Talk about a big fat fucking Long Island blind pig leading her even blinder fuckfruit." - by ricki lake 08/25/10
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Clooney admitted to having eye work done but it barely registered a blip in the press, but Teri Snatcher has her entire fucking 5-head plastered online for a day and it lands on the covers of shit like it's a big scandal?
Whatevs.
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Speaking of Stephen King, we have several drains right outside on our street and I have never looked down one without seeing a goddam clown staring back at me with one fucked up garish grin on his freakish face.
My kids like to drop a pebble or two down the drains while I hide behind a tree.
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Dark-sided!
CoCo is quite flexible.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 4:33pm.
I'm not even hating on Botox, I just can't stand the way Hollywood men "last" until they are well into their 60s, while the expiration date on women is 45, or definitely 50.
Although I take comfort in the fucked up messes that are Burt Reynolds, Kenny Rogers, George Hamilton and the like, who now look like effeminate cat-men.
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Right?! Self-perception is so skewed in horrorhood. Those frozen cat-faced 33-forever "people" frighten me like a twisted Stephen King clown sitting in the corner rocking chair staring right through me. *shudders*
Some of these celebs would do well, though, to inject the Botox into their brains or reproductive organs. Damn.
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"Talk about a big fat fucking Long Island blind pig leading her even blinder fuckfruit." - by ricki lake 08/25/10
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That company should have known that George Lucas was not going to stand for that.
"Steal from me, you will not"
Sincerely, Yoda
I don't like you Caprica.
I like like you.
*sending you a love note via a friend of a friend's second cousin's neighbor's aunt*
I'm not even hating on Botox, I just can't stand the way Hollywood men "last" until they are well into their 60s, while the expiration date on women is 45, or definitely 50.
Although I take comfort in the fucked up messes that are Burt Reynolds, Kenny Rogers, George Hamilton and the like, who now look like effeminate cat-men.
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@Irish,
But do you "hate hate" it? Cause I only get a slight disliking vibe on the botox thing.
jk lol, I love it when you bring the fury *rubs self* LOL!!
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"Talk about a big fat fucking Long Island blind pig leading her even blinder fuckfruit." - by ricki lake 08/25/10
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Please didn't Duff's husband get fired and he's now teamless? I guess she bought that ring for herself since he doesn't have any money (or it's fakety fake). She better pray she can keep getting those straight to DVD movies.
I HATE HATE HATE that the likes of Terry Snatcher and others feel the need to post pics proving their lack of Botox or injections, whatever, and Clooney - about the same age, has more lines on his face than Blohan has on her glass coffee table, yet Snatcher is over the hill and Clooney is a God.
I FUCKING HATE THAT.
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Spears double wedding? I doubt those bitches would want the other to steal the spotlight on her big day (egos). But it would be profitable for JL to go along with it. Britney can make millions off of a wedding, JL, not so much. But split profits between the two? Hell yeah. And it might just bring Brit back on top. She's more endearing as a married mother of two (don't know why).
Since when is Brit even anywhere near getting married again? Who the fk is marrying the sad sack that can't even smile on the damn beach??
TEAM YODA
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Why would you even WANT to walk around with a ring that size? I mean, if you aren't Mimi of course...
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
George Clooney or a skinny Jack Nicholson or one of my nightmares come to life?
Gross. That picture makes me want to back up and start handing out breath mints.
Again with this Shayk bitch?
Georgie does look like Jack. Never noticed it before.
Knew Reg Travis was playing La Winehouse.
Hilary Duff's ring looks like a shitty ring from a candy dispencer.
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Now this is what I call a protest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FhMMmqzbD8&feature=popular
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 3:48pm.
Sandra Bullock is hot.
Coco, you go girl! That shit she is doing is difficult - I had no idea she was so fit. Awesome.
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Werd. I did! It's one of the reasons I love her. She plays with her body but she's a woman out there living her life, you know? It's not just all show...now the life she's living is "out there", that's true but that just makes her more fun!;p
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Duff's Ring: Why the FUCK does anyone need a diamond that big? To flaunt "Look how rich I am" to everyone?
Pfffffft. I've seen classier 1/2 carat diamond rings.
LOL! OMG@that Spears cover. Putting Britney next to her sister like that just makes her look even MORE "special". (see? I know how to be polite!)
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Jesus! Look at the ROCK on Duff's finger.
I like a big diamond but that thing is too big for her. Its falling to the side and that makes it look like a dimestore ring.
What a waste of a beautiful stone.
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"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
Sandra Bullock is hot.
Coco, you go girl! That shit she is doing is difficult - I had no idea she was so fit. Awesome.
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
So, Shitney and her seeing eye dog have been together for what? 7 months now. That is now what it considered an LONG TIME relationship?
Fucking horseshit.
This fuckly shnit is bugging the fuck out of me. No and no, AIDSy George Clooney.
I love Miley. She is the new Britney, minus the legit white trash cred and crazy and plus a few IQ points. She will not be a legend like Britney, but she is still to be admired and revered for years to come. All hail the Destiny Hope!
Ok maybe her real name gives her a little legit white trash cred hahaha
Lindsay as Audrey or Marilyn may be all kinds of wrong but Madonna recreating Mommie Dearest scenes would be all kinds of right.
I can't click on any of those links.
There was a blind item not too far back about the up and coming actor who wanted a serious career and would not have one with his current silly girlfriend. Every one picked Miley and that dude.
I saw Men who stare at Goats the other day, and it was the first movie done by Clooney in a LONG ASS time that I kind of liked. Everytime I see a movie with him in it, I just see him, not the character.
Georgie Baby isn't aging very well. Must be that Lake Como sunshine!