Thursday, August 26th 2010

Gary Busey Is A Hero!!!!

Finally, here's some news that will make you want to kiss Gary Busey's jumbo mouth Chiclets and let him chew on your favorite sweater. When Gary Busey isn't fluttering over California and spreading his sparkly lunatic dust, he's saving lives! I always knew that beneath all those layers of crazy were more layers of crazy and then more layers of crazy and then more layers of crazy and then a hero's heart!

TMZ says that earlier this week, Gary came upon a major car wreck in Malibu and he immediately jumped into action. Police sources say that Gary called 911 and then stopped traffic by blinding drivers with his smile. Who needs orange cones, right?

Gary even stayed with one of the injured until the ambulance pulled up. The injured man's mother says that her son is doing fine and what Gary did was "very sweet and caring." Yes, the man freaked out when he woke up and thought the jaws of life were coming at him, but other than that he's thankful for Gary's good samaritan ways!

Gary has yet to comment because admitting that he's a true hero might fuck with his reputation as the craziest crazy in Hollyweird.

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I've always liked Gary Busey. Yay!

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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gucci's picture

i don't care what anyone says i love this crazy SOB and i always will. and yes; i'm heavily attracted to crazy men sue me.

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P.T.Bull's picture

Fuck, if I saw his face after an accident, I would assume I was in the morgue and saw the stiff next to me.

TITS's picture

I want to play chopsticks on those teefers!

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Gary is the shiz for this, cheers! Just those frightening teefs got to go for real.

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HoityToity's picture

"Yes, the man freaked out when he woke up and thought the jaws of life were coming at him, but other than that he's thankful for Gary's good samaritan ways!"

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ROTFFL! That was a fucking funnny!

kitten666's picture

kitten 666 wow ! He called an ambulnce then he called good ol tmz . Sorry if I am jaded had an A list actor cancel an abulnce on me , because helping me would have been bad PR for him . Don't know Mr. Buisy but if he's like the rest of those movie star types he did this to clean up his image . Everytime any of these douche bags leave a big tip , tmz is always called.

Nuh - while ever he can look like that his reputation is well & truly safe.

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My two year old saw this picture and said 'that's so creepy" and walked off. No, mommy LIKES Gary. He's a breath of fresh air. Insane and REAL! I am still stewing about how that asshole Seacrest and Jennifer Garner treated him on the red carpet. They acted like he was a mess when he was being funny. his genius and hilarity is lost on those proles.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

You know, I did see Washington's teeth at the Heinz History Center in July when they were on tour.
They were really odd looking, strange various sizes, with a spring mechanism in the back whereby old George would have always had to clench his jaw to keep the teeth shut.
But it would be amusing to see Gary wearing them.
:)

Are those George Washington's false teeth? Funny, I thought they were in the Smithsonian.

CuriouserAndCuriouser's picture

Wait, so now he's a Scientologist?

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 12:41pm.
HH - true shit. 911 has caller ID. Unless you block your number or call from a pay phone or some shit, they know who you are.

I always pray that I will never have to witness a violet crime because in my mind, they always end up killing me too....

Wow that was pretty damn awesome of him. See you don't need to be a Scientologist to help people in car accidents. Besides Gary has Jesus on his side and not Xenu.

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Now this is what I call a protest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FhMMmqzbD8&feature=popular

This story just made me hot for Gary Busey. I dunno whether to be disturbed or embrace this feeling.

Vermithrax's picture

YOU GO BUSEY!!!!

Jeepster's picture

Oh My God MK -

I am going to pee in my chair!!!! ("Let him chew on your favorite sweater")

Jesus - you need your own cable tv show!

hahahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

M.E.'s picture

HH - true shit. 911 has caller ID. Unless you block your number or call from a pay phone or some shit, they know who you are.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 12:11pm.

15 minutes later my cell phone rings and it's 911 dispatch calling for more information, asking for me by name.

WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?

Oh hells Noooo.. that is not right!

TheBreakdown's picture

If THAT was trying to help me, I think I'd just take death!

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Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 11:32am.
Just an FYI, not many people know this, but every time you come into contact with the police, even for reporting an accident, etc. It ALL GOES into your "file" or on your "record".

Nice huh?

I learned that from L&O.. they pulled this "file" on a dude and all they could find was stuff that he had previously reported..I was like um, I thought that shit was anonymous
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Right?

I've reported many things in my life. And one time I declined to give my information.

15 minutes later my cell phone rings and it's 911 dispatch calling for more information, asking for me by name.

WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?

chana's picture

I love Crazy Busey. He just invites himself on Celebrity Rehabs and has all these profound sayings like TEAM-Together Everyone Achieves More.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 11:32am.
Just an FYI, not many people know this, but every time you come into contact with the police, even for reporting an accident, etc. It ALL GOES into your "file" or on your "record".

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YES and this kinda freaks me out. I once called 911 to report a crowd of drunken lunatics hitting each other with bottles outside my window and they asked for all my information...which weirded me out. Very Big Brother but I'm suspicious by nature.

zomay's picture

TEAM ANGEL OF MERCY!!!

HAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA

Angel, let's sell our tickets to hell right away. GARY is showing us the way to the light.

angel_i's picture

TEAM ANGEL OF MERCY!

Now, y'all just watch when WE're the only ones allowed in heaven!;)

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zomay's picture

Angel, what do you see when you look at Gary?? Weirdo? NO! CRAZY ASS? NO! DIVINE CONNECTION?? YES!!

AHHAAAHAAAAHAAA

:D I'm a believer GARY!!

Provolone's picture

Is his eye sagging because of a crack stroke?

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 11:41am.

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OH GOD PLEASE. TAKE ALL MY BACON AND ICE CREAM. JUST DON'T HURT ME!!!

All your bacon grease belongs to M.E.

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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 12:12pm.

I KNEW IT!

Gary is an undercover ANGEL OF MERCY. His eyes say heaven's helper!!...

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Right?! That's what it is!

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LaChaylo's picture

Just saw A Star Is Born the other night, where he plays the roadie/manager for Kris Kristofferson. Damn, same big grill and crazy ass mug - how did he get into movies anyway?

"Sucio ass fuck! Okay, I would..." MK 8.6.10

zomay's picture

I KNEW IT!

Gary is an undercover ANGEL OF MERCY. His eyes say heaven's helper!!...

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 11:32am.
Just an FYI, not many people know this, but every time you come into contact with the police, even for reporting an accident, etc. It ALL GOES into your "file" or on your "record".

Nice huh?

I learned that from L&O.. they pulled this "file" on a dude and all they could find was stuff that he had previously reported..I was like um, I thought that shit was anonymous

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Submitted by Sexy Pants on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 11:50am.
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LOL! That's pretty funny.
I always call anonymously from a payphone.
I try to never tell the government anything about myself.
Even if I made a 911 call.
Information collecters scare me.
But I live in Canada - they always just come anyway. They're bored.

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harveyprice's picture

He played a great Buddy Holly.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 11:41am.

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OH GOD PLEASE. TAKE ALL MY BACON AND ICE CREAM. JUST DON'T HURT ME!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

angel_i's picture

I kinda love Gary Busey too. I kinda love that he's crazy. It's something Britney could never achieve...her craziness is not so loveable as it is laughable...Gary's crazy makes me feel all warm inside.

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justincase's picture

Batshit crazy actor who is apparently a decent human being = hero in Hollywood. I suppose it is a great feat in those parts. Perhaps he can follow LiLo around now that she has her DL and will be looking to make some traffic accidents asap.

M.E.'s picture

sexy pants - yeah, the last time I tried to be a nice citizen and report some fuckery I was told that I shouldn't have called the emergency dispatch for such a situation.

OK! A drunk hobo stumbling down the double yellow line in the middle of a busy street isn't an emergency.

10-4!

Crystal Lynn's picture

I can't hate on someone who always means well.

M.E.'s picture

DAMN IT! My guns a blazin dude didn't work.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 11:32am.
Just an FYI, not many people know this, but every time you come into contact with the police, even for reporting an accident, etc. It ALL GOES into your "file" or on your "record".

Nice huh?
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oooh, oooh, can I share a story here?
Once I was driving to the grocery, minding my own business, when I passed by a shady apartment complex. And there was this car, totally ablaze in flames, and nobody was out there to see it! I called 911, because you know, I was a concerned citizen, and the operator treated me like a crackhead! I was like, "this car is totally on fire, I swear!" and she was like "uh-huh, well, nobody else has reported it" and she asked me for all my personal info. Still, to this day, I wonder if someone slipped me a crazy pill or if that car really was on fire and nobody gave a fuck. I also wonder if my "file" is stamped as 'delusional lunatic' or something.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 11:41am

SHOWOFF!

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

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Pamela on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 11:34am.
Buddy Holly can do no wrong in my eyes!
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I 100% agree with this. Buddy Holly is a king.

Sweetas's picture

He does seem like an annoyingly helpful guy, but good for him. Most "stars" would be annoyed that they had to drive around the obstruction in the road.

That being said, nice Firemarshal Bill impression! :B

Raul Duke's picture

Saget has a story of how he and Stamos saw crash, stopped to help the lady and she came to staring at them like she died and went some kind of '80's sitcom hell!*********************************************************************************** Raul's hero! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veF5onAdve8

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 11:26am.

ahahahahah! Very good point you have here!

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid