Jared Leto Finally Puts The Hot Pink Mohawk To Sleep
Jared Leto must have gotten sick of bitches throwing bird seed cut with Pop Rocks at the hot pink mohawk slowly sucking out his hotness from the pores on his scalp, because he finally bathed it in glue remover and put it to bed! Yes, Jared's hair is very "SamRo going to a Mad Men-themed rave", but at least it doesn't give me the urge to slip on my Super Mario overalls and jump on top of it. Although, that's not really a bad urge to have.
Now that Jared's hair is looking like it walks amongst us in this dimension, he needs to stop taking fashion advice from a color blind raver who has ingested way too much glow stick juice and only buys accessories from the candy section at Toys "R" Us.
Here's more of Jared with his 30 Seconds to Mars bandmates Shannen Leto and Mars Tomo at a press conference in Mexico City.
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If only he could put the douchebagotry to sleep...
He really thinks he is gorgeous. Makes love to himself in a mirror.
That bleached look with the dark roots and gel is is so like 1985.
Yeah yeah yeah, he's a pretty one, if a little on the Smurfy side.
But hey, those short ones can be thrown in positions you cannot try with people of normal height.
So, fuck the midgets!
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I just think if I met him and talked with him for any amount of time I would continue to think he was a d-bag.
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."- Chippy D
I had some obscure MTV channel on last week that *gasp* actually played videos and one from his band came up. Not bad at all. A little self-congratulatory but whatevs. He has aged exceptionally well. Still love the way he leans.
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*sings ala Whitney Houston* I will always love you.
If you ask me.....he's superbly hot. Not only because he'll be knocking on 40's door soon, but because he is! *drool*
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His bro looks a little bit like a creeper. I'm sorry, but he does!
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
He looks like Jake Shears (Scissor Sisters) twin
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 5:52pm.
No thanks. I like my men to have cocks, and not in their mouths.
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LMAO!
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We didn't start the Flame War:
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
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The metrosexual look is just horrid
You're not a Swedish vampire, Leto. You're a 40-year-old manorexic famewhore with some of the dumbassiest fans I have ever had the displeasure of running across (no offense to non-dumbass Leto fans, if there is such a creature).
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Jared, your not Swedish
He looks good. He's a nice looking guy but his ego is an instant turn off, and that he dipped his balls into Scrangie's cocktrap is worse.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Scrumptious.
Kate Gosselin goes back to her possum roots.
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Bitch please!
.... awkward
I'd kill to have skin like his, and he's probably fifteen years older than me.
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Is it bad that he's kinda givin me ASkars fevah?
And yet he still reeks of dbag. I dont get why people think he's hot, I couldn't be around him for even a few minutes without smacking his ass down.
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He rooks a rike a Askars!!!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
He looks like one of those puppets from "Team America".
He is sooo hot
I love him...
3 douches!
I still want to kiss him all over and fuck him hard!
i enjoy talking shit as much as any other ho on here...but jared is one of my very few exceptions. i would do disgusting things to that man...
Jared is totally rocking the "Eric Northman"
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The word douche comes to mind.
Yup. Totally giving me ASkars as well.
Wow, Shannon has lost a ton of weight ;o)
Jared looks like a lesbian in these pics that's true; but his farts are prettier than SamRo, that girl/thing is just gross.
The only man that can pull that hair off is James Marsters, aka Spike from Buffy.
That said, Jared can still get it. *nomnomnom*
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Looking like a skinny member of Jersey Shore. Quit it please Jared.
Which ones the brother of Ivana Miličević? She's hilarious. Love that hot bitch.
Isn't Jared a little to old to be dressing like this? Can't believe I used to crush on him back when was on "My So Called Life". Oooo Hven't seen that shit in a while. I'm gonna go watch it and remember the good times.
Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 5:48pm
I was just about to say he looks slightly better but is really giving me Askars.
No thanks. I like my men to have cocks, and not in their mouths.
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Yeah I'd hit it...with my laptop
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Looks like Askars!!!
hot! except jared...
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 4:53pm.
*furiously masturbates*
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I second that!!!
Damn I would sooo Climb in Jared Leto's window and snach him up and try to rape him. Daymn!! cant believe hes almost 40
wtf, is he trying to cock-block Askars?
I'd hit it.
Even though he'd probably spend time looking at himself in the mirror while admiring how pretty he is.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 5:02pm.
He has too much estrogen for me.
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Absofuckinglutely!
God, he looks so effeminate girly-boy queeney here - gross. Like if he lifted you up in the heat of lesbian passion, he'd collapse and you'd feel like the butch in the relationship.
The brother looks ok though, I've never heard of or seen him before.
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But these pics AINT DOING JUSTICE! Do y'all NOT remember the Jared with the hot brown chin length, sheen-filled mop? How about the Jared w/ a bit more weight and bedroom eyes?? Remember???? *cries*
i really must let go of the manly jared of yore. *sighs; slunks off*
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He's the ultimate metro-sexual. Something about him screams bi-sexual, but he's known in Hollywood to be a freak with the girls, so I won't hate.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 5:24pm.
Damn that was funny.
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Now this is what I call a protest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FhMMmqzbD8&feature=popular
Damn - This is some back to the future shit right here! Is this 1985?
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 5:02pm.
He has too much estrogen for me.
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Absofuckinglutely!
God, he looks so effeminate girly-boy queeney here - gross. Like if he lifted you up in the heat of lesbian passion, he'd collapse and you'd feel like the butch in the relationship.
The brother looks ok though, I've never heard of or seen him before.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 5:06pm.
Totally! Then he'd cry while talking about how beautiful the soul is or some other whack ass shit.
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