Weeks Without White Oprah Works Wonders (That's A Lot Of Ws)
Taking a page from international supermodel Phoebe Price's Barbizon pose book, Lindsay Lohan threw a "I'll take two 8-balls please" sign at the paparazzi while pumping her car at a gas station in L.A. last night. LiLo doesn't look like she should be face down on a cot in the middle of the detox room at a methadone clinic, so I can easily say that a few weeks in rehab erased the "gutter crack rat" from her face! And my best friend sarcasm stayed sitting in its chair in the corner when I wrote out that last sentence. Okay, it might have raised its hand once to throw in a verbal smirk about the orangutan labia lips on her face, but that's it!
And yes, LiLo is behind the wheel again, so everybody in Southern California better pop on their helmets and say a prayer before they shift their car into drive (like my abuelita does before long trips)! LiLo's first post-rehab Twat was even about how the paps are ruining her driving game:
"Clearly.. Paparazzi shouldn't be allowed to take pictures or video while someone's driving or at a stop light. 4every1's sake"
Every driver in the L.A. area Tweeted back: Clearly...@lindsaylohan shouldn't be allowed to drive. 4every1's sake.
Here's a few more of LiLo from yesterday looking like she breathes in oxygen instead of meth smoke like some (cut to you with a meth pipe in your hand and a guilty look on your face) of us.
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i could give a shit about lindsay lohan, but that plaid shirt she has on... WANT!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Is she tweeting this message while driving?
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"She is fat and I am cross- eyed with bad skin. We all have flaws. Hers is the fatness."
Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 2:19am.
I wouldn't doubt this. My friend took a ton of meds and rocketed from a C cup to an F.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Submitted by nightowl on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 2:14am.
Well, her one boob may be larger than the other, a lot of people have that.
Like I said, I'm just not believing that her boobs just suddenly grew back at that kind of rate. She was looking skinny and small chested not that long ago.
It doesn't matter. It's just something I've thought about.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 2:10am.
Another possibility is a prescription medication. Some of those will summon the Tit Fairy faster than a plastic surgeon on speed.
Big Pharma is a monster.
Nevermind. That's just a shadow under her boob that makes it look like it's lower.
Khensu, I only notice that her left one (our left) is hanging lower. Weird.
I'm not going to say anything about her boobs hanging, because I hate mine. I don't deserve any more bad karma on my already gross bod.
*Stiiiiill waiting for the good karma. Come on, come on, come on!*
However, you don't just go to rehab looking all malnourished and flat chested and leave a month later to have your boobs miraculously double in size just because you're "healthy" again. That's not the way it works.
I gained a fuckload of weight over the past three years. When I was thinner, I was a D, now I'm a DD, and I know FOR A FACT that Lindsay Lohan did NOT gain more weight than I did, so who are you fooling, G?
No-one's (real) boobs grow at that rate or it's some kind of condition. I'm sorry.
She probably stuffed her bra or is wearing one of those $50 ones from Victoria's Secret that make everyone's boobs look massive.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
She's already proving us the responsibility she's learned. Wow, those (almost) two weeks in prison sure have paid off! Texting while driving and STILL blaming everyone else!
I don't give a fuck how big her tits have gotten, she still isn't pretty.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
The picture of her going to the Probation office today....looks like she duck injected her lips again.
UGH.
I give her two months before she falls off the wagon again
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
Angle, I guess I just can't leave anyone alone even for an afternoon, can I? EVERYONE OUT OF THE SANDBOX! NOW! AND NO TV TONIGHT!
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Hey doggie:)
I don't know but someone is up in here saying that LiLo (who gets support like this from complete strangers, mind) is taking too much of a beating from the beaters in here. I'm just sayin' she asked for it;p
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
*looks around with eye wide open*
What the fuckety fuck fuck fuck went on in here today??????
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Hello, miss Ruby! I just saw all this. Jeesh!
It's REALLY different. That's a 14 year old girl minding her own bidness. And I'm sorry but I've been bullied, knocked down, pushed around and had all kinds of hateful things done to me but you know what? All it took was ONE person to have my back at any given time to get me through it. Lindsay's got that.
Also, she's got tonnes of money, flies around the world, has millions of people rooting for her on the other team. Trust me when I say we're not hurting this girl any. If anything, we're helping. We're giving her a chance to see the darker reaction to her antics.
Antics. Antics DAILY. Endangering lives and putting herself on a pedestal so she can be a REALLY bad role mode. Phoebe was just a girl who liked a boy. Really different.
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Instead of reaching for the stars, her hagbags are hanging low, sweet chaaaaariot. Other that that, she looks.....................dare I say it?
Bathed!
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 2:13pm.
To be fair, Jacko's got low hangers, too.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
well.. i think she looks .... healthy!! hope she stays that way...
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NOT!!
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"Oh, mama
I wanna go surfing
Oh, mama
I don't care about nothing"
Jayzus, put a damn bra on your sagging tits girl!
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
MissJaneTexas why not start with 'wtf' such
language is normal here-as for making sense
I did. What about hateful comments online
is somehow not a definition of bullying? I
doubt she reads it but Phoebe DID read similar
messages, on facebook, myspace, etc. I see
how that brought her down real low, I even
posted an excerpt that said even after Phoebe's death
her bullies were talking shit about her online-
where is the lack of resemblance, except that
Lindsay's alive?
What pisses some off here is that I didn't join
the hatefest, aaawwwww, poor babies, can't handle
a differing opinion. Another word for that is
intolerance.
I guess Ricki Lake didn't cross the line for all
the parents on here when he/she/it said Phoebe
was weak & more or less deserved it. No comments
about that.
JennyBoom has insecurity cause he can't get laid,
by either gender.
"I'll take two 8-balls please"
Michael K you so stupid. I love you to death.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
suckandfuck,
Aw shucks! Thanks much!
Uvy,
COSIGN! Support your shit!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 2:13pm.
TMZ has a pic of her going to her probation office braless and in a see-through shirt.
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That is exactly the kind of shit that makes her completely insufferable to me. I don't care if you just found some poor sap in rehab to reshape your fuckin' balloon animals- NOBODY WANTS TO SEE IT!!!!
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
To be fair, Jacko's got low hangers, too.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 2:12pm.
Whats going on up in this bitch other than Hohans low hangers and Jacks stubby fingers?!?!
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YER FAT ASS YOU FUKKEN LEZZY. I love your avatar.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
TMZ has a pic of her going to her probation office braless and in a see-through shirt.
she's so classy.
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I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go --
I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
- Dan Fogelberg
Whats going on up in this bitch other than Hohans low hangers and Jacks stubby fingers?!?!
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CLARRRIIIIIIISSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
*wags tongue*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Well, hallo Clarisssse.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
3 pages of comments on Hohan? Really? Oh, Jacks here....I get it now =)
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Ruby is an ugly hipster lesbian who took her english degree from an all girls college waaaay to seriously.
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"Let me give you a little advice, girl stick figure, endorse something you know about. May I suggest breast implants? Your boyish figure is absolutely chilling." ~ Nicole Julian
And her tits are so low already?
In another 5 years they're gonna be at her knees.
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
She should not be on the road. She has learned nothing but to blame everyone else for her mistakes. Waste of space.
Damn, this really became a farce din't it? I had a feeling it would but it seemed like something sensical might achally be happening. This girl looks EXTRA full of herself now - somehow, I don't think that was the goal.
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 12:32pm.
ElB where did you see it?!?!?!? I have yet to see it because it's only playing in the city and I never make it in here on the weekends.
I looked up the listings on Cinemas and it was playing NOWHERE except Notting Hill, SoHo and Clapham! But, as luck would have it my Nephew got a perfect pirate copy. Saw it last night....TOO GOOD!
Next ones gonna be supoib!!
ps- I love her even more now! Hahahaha!
@Ruby no she declined to have them read, thats the point. She agreed to the terms instead, she was trying to get the judge to let her be able to leave Cali and not wear the scram. The judge said NO and if you keep pushing it I will read all the reasons why, it was 30 min of reading.
Of course dummy Mel and his wetback comments are offensive. You dont have a problem with racist comments?
You have your opinion and Ill have mine, Im obviously not gonna change yours and your not gonna change mine. I dont tend to get all up in arms when people have a diffrent opinion then me except when they go off on me for having my own.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
She always looks so dirty. I think it's because of the hair color. Skank city.
ElB where did you see it?!?!?!? I have yet to see it because it's only playing in the city and I never make it in here on the weekends.
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
@ RubyGlare - maybe next time try not starting your comment off with WTF is wrong with you people...that might help your cause. And having some decent arguments that actually make sense might also help too. You need serious help if you think the Phoebe Prince case is at any way comparable to Lindsay Lohan...that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Cyberbullying. TURN YA PC ORF!! Damn. What a stupid reason to top yourself!
@Snow. SEEN IT!!! Perfect snide Dvd, cos Cinema listing was shite...not showing anywhere! Superb! Cannot wait for Hornets Nest :)
Wow, she's actually starting to look her age again. I hope she continues with her progress. I'd like to see her be successful again and stay away from her horrible leaching family.
Wow, how much fatter can you guys get?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Team Snowpiece and "Kill yourselves, weak shit skrunts." If you are so fucking weepy and execrable that you can be talked into killing yourself, you probably deserve it, and the world will probably be a better place without you.
Phoebe Prince, boo hoo hon. We all got called names. You obviously had a lot of other shit going on or you were really pathetic. Either way, you're dead, and that's not my fault, or really anyone else's other than your own. Sorry.
jack-n-the-hat but that's what I am doing,
venting on you. My 1st comment was not anything
to get all pissy over, so get over yourself.
http://rubyfiregoldmagik.blogspot.com
Pamela I never bothered to watch that,
so you sat thru 30 minutes? I only watched
the snippet of her crying. So I guess you
have a big problem with Mel & his "wetback"
comments too then?
BUT FIRST YOU WILL BLOW ME!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
RubyDowner - we are educated people. We have access to the news and are quite familiar with what is going on in the world and in our schools. We don't need you coming in and "enlightening" us, k Mom? Most of us have kids and some have kids that age. Dlisted is a place for people to rant, vent and GOOF OFF.... lighten the fuck up.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
4 the sprained uvula-I guess you missed
that girl who was bullied into killing herself
earlier this year, & she was in 9th grade, not
that you would care, you'd be telling her
to off her Irish self
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Literal, party of one, your table is ready.
I was being FACETIOUS.
And no, I wouldn't be telling a 14 year old CHILD to buck the fuck up. But I sure as shit will tell an ADULT 21 year old to.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH SNOWPHAT!
Um, Ruby I said I was sorry, here, have an Oreo, I got it out my head
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK