Lady Caca Will Announce Her Retirement In 3...2..
This is over a month old, but it will forever be ageless just like La Tigresa del Oriente (the sole reason why tigers in the wild roar while mating). If a question mark is appearing above your head when you read La Tigresa's name, then you need to immediately write your old high school to tell them that they did not provide you with a good education since La Tigresa del Oriente is more important than learning all the names of those stupid
On El Show De Los Suenos', the full size La Pequena tried to pull out Lady Caca's tuck for snatching the wig off her glamour game. La Tigresa accused Lady Caca of thieving her look in the first degree! So La Tigresa dropped a taste of Caca's own medicine into her eyes by stumbling around to Poker Face like a dizzy toddler with dementia after doing the pinata twirl.
As Lady Caca gets into the back of the unemployment line, press play and prepare to be dazzled:
You are most likely in a catatonic state after overdosing on REAL TALENT, so I will read this piece of pan dulce from La Tigresa's Wiki page out loud to snap you back into real-life. This is your new kick: "She lives in palatial residences in Mexico City, all furnished with art masterpieces from around the world that she collected and accumulated during her singing, acting and political careers."
UPDATE: Obviously, La Tigresa del Oriente's performance left me in a catatonic state too (that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it), because I took that quote from La Tigresa of Mexico's Wiki page instead of La Tigresa del Oriente's page. Just change "Mexico City" to "Peru" and I'm sure it's still factual!
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FFS. There's something to be said for aging gracefully. I'm just not sure what it is.
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"She is fat and I am cross- eyed with bad skin. We all have flaws. Hers is the fatness."
Going to see GaGa August 30th in St. Paul!!! I have no comment for this posting otherwise. I think enough has been said. lol
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I am so excited La Tigresa is getting some recognization...I've been a fan forever!!
"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"
La Tigresa/Irma Serrano scares the shit outta me! Those eyebrows!
Dear lord, those poor backup dancers...they were totally cryin in their beer after the show.
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
It would have been so great if she busted out with some killer moves. Instead I was afraid she was going to topple over and bust a hip.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 10:11am.
She is way hotter than gaga.
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Agreed. I love the energy in her body...when she's walking or standing. And when she dances it's a LOT funnier than Gaga, that's fersure. And she's right - Gaga totally copped her style yo.
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
So she's the only person on the face of the planet allowed to wear tacky tiger prints?
I never even heard of this bitch until I read about her on Dlisted so who cares what she thinks.
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Now this is what I call a protest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FhMMmqzbD8&feature=popular
Madonna and gaga both have made careers ripping other people off.
what's with all the pvc everywhere, on Gaga,
this woman, Xtina-a 90s do over, without the
job creation. http://attempter.wordpress.com/
the shit is hitting the fan with this synthetic
'recovery'. It's why I TRY to ignore the nightmare
situation by reading gossip & fashion blogs
http://rubyfiregoldmagik.blogspot.com
I love Gaga, she actually sings & dances
no lipsyncing, love her gray hair, a little
18th Century redux is fine with me.
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What a delusional troll-twat. I feel like smashing its face in.
no no no.. La Tigresa de Mexico is the bitch with the masterpices...
this I know :-)
So.... no one is going to talk about the awesome people from Rayxel ("Instant Solution") and their weak ass computer hardware add? no?
Well, goes without saying how poor the production values are in that show to cut to such publicity.
how OLD is this b*tch. i swear to god what the fuck kind of delusional lollipops are they handing out to ppl to make them think they actually have talent. i want one.
I'm completely distracted by the BANCO CONTINENTAL sign behind.
i'd rather see La Tigresa in a Clash t-shirt than Lohan.
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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
(Courtney Love)
I mean of course, Lady Gaga stole this.
Tigresa had her poker face since 1902, date upon which facelift techniques were invented on her.
Inaugural Times when facelifts had the glamorous side-effect of rendering a face of pure expressionless cloned Beauty.
She is way hotter than gaga.
La Tigresa del Oriente is PERUVIAN not Mexican! Her name is Judith Bustos NOT Irma Serrano (aka La Tigresa).
I'm sure La Tigresa del Oriente has art masterpieces in her palatial residence as well.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tigresa_del_Oriente
¡Viva el Perú carajo!
The song should have been renamed Joker Face or Filler Face in her honor.
I had to look up her age after I saw she had the flexibility of an 80yr old.
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Catskill Animal Sanctuary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNU5jZhfBFI&feature=channel
Abuelita Gaga > "I just took a dump in the front of my leotard" Gaga
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underly
ing loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Oh, my! Now THAT is real talent, folks.
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
It is beneath La Tigresa to mention anything at all about the she-man known as Caca.
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."- Chippy D
well, they're both idiots, there's that.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
don't tease, mk.
what i wouldn't give for her to fade into oblivion.
El Show de la Abuela con pene!*********************************************************************************** Raul's hero! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veF5onAdve8
I couldn't finish the vid. So yes, I'd say Lady Caca ripped this bitch off, because I can't watch her vids either.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
LOL, looks like an episode from "The tranny's chronicles".
jt
good god, are you sure that isn't Angelyne's twin sister?
well she moves pretty good for someone born in 1933
hahahahahaha snowy the "presenter" is kinda hot IMH(orny)O... but when she opens her mouth is what KILLS IT!
and put that thing away, you're gonna put my good eye out.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
I BROUGHT MY STRAP ON TO THE SAUSAGE FEST!
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Provy - we're serving up breakfast. tell your friends.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
AHAHAHAHHA THAT WAS A GOOD LMAO!
What is up with the presenter's boobs?
And those shoes were not Gaga worthy
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
This post is a sausage fest.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 9:40am.
elegant flower
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precious treasure in the oceans deep hidden by softly singing angels
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 9:38am.
Sincere appreciation to BANCO INTERNATIONAL for sponsoring this soul shaking segment.
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elegant flower
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Raulio - not shit, man.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Sincere appreciation to BANCO INTERNATIONAL for sponsoring this soul shaking segment.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 9:35am. What's up Teabag? *********************************************************************************** Raul's hero! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veF5onAdve8
Who was the choreographer, a chimp with tourettes? *********************************************************************************** Raul's hero! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veF5onAdve8
I'd rather ping peters with CaCa than touch this bitch's litter box.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Is there a toy in her Happy Meal too?*********************************************************************************** Raul's hero! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veF5onAdve8